Massage Parlor Reports

[RidgeRacer]

Welp, time to follow up my own post with a review.

So. The date is 07/17/2019. Did the usual digging around forums and sites that I'm sure the reader has as well, by now.

Will cut to it. After posting my previous query I decided to take a leap. Saw there was a somewhat recent review (though sadly the "Buy Premium to see review details and ratings"-nature of the site didn't give much more than this) on RubMaps for "Best Wellness Spa". Shrugged, went (actually went to Coco Health Spa first but it was closed, nobody answering the phone so, walked half a mile down the road to Best Wellness).

First impressions bit dicey signage, but very well done once inside, nicely lit and open area with well made beds and curtains separating each, in the front. Matches the pictures from a Google Search. They like it if you call in ahead of time but for the time I was there nobody came in, walk-ins might be fine, dunno.

Language barrier off the bat, don't expect very clear or detailed conversation. The basics work. Agreed on 85 for 90 minutes. Was led, thankfully, to a back room. Darker lighting, 3 beds. Nice music playing. Fresh, folded sheets and towels. Masseuse gave me a minute to don my birthday suit then came back in. Older lady, not particularly attractive but kindly. Found out later her name was Judy.

Massage was ok. Nothing to write home on, covers the basics and leaves only a little room for wanting more. Fast forward 45 minutes and things get fun. Butt play, lot of time on the cheeks, I give the proper replies, hands start moving to inner thigh with each rub, further up. Spread legs more for better access, she takes the hint. Not looking for ass play definitely, but she has this odd technique of skirting damn near and to the sides, trailing to the front and playing with the sack some, rinse repeat. Took hints very well. Flipped over 10 minutes later, she goes straight for the kill. Lubes buddy up and starts stroking. Few seconds later leans in to whisper-ask how much I am tipping. Tad annoyed, somewhat expected. Ask her how much she thinks. Says 80. I counter 60, after a pause she says ok. Goes on for 10 minutes. My age beats my head, I ask her if she will do fuck / suck. She says today is bad day for fuck, she will do suck. Wants 180 (total). I ask about 160. She agrees. She goes down. Head game mediocre, after a while she goes for the nipples and occupies the other hand with stroking along with sucking. Was at the edge, when the first call came in. Had been others but this one she took. Paused only briefly to answer it, then, with little regard for what the other person in the line heard kept stroking, though she paused sucking. Was whatever. This happened 3, 4 more times and each was the same. Brief pause, then she resumes while making the bookings (all were calls to book appointments).

Came in her mouth, we had a laugh about the mess, got a warm steamed towel to clean up. Finished off with a neck / head / leg massage for the last 15. Her goodbye was sweet, I'm handsome apparently, and she would like me to come back. Go figure. Not sure about flying a couple thousand miles from home to do so, tho.

Would reccomend for a quick fix. The price is more than you might think, or not. Wonder if I caught an STD from that.

Ah well.

Cheers lads.

Anyone know which therapists provide this service at Best Wellness?

[Rodsworth]

Welp, time to follow up my own post with a review.

So. The date is 07/17/2019. Did the usual digging around forums and sites that I'm sure the reader has as well, by now.

Will cut to it. After posting my previous query I decided to take a leap. Saw there was a somewhat recent review (though sadly the "Buy Premium to see review details and ratings"-nature of the site didn't give much more than this) on RubMaps for "Best Wellness Spa". Shrugged, went (actually went to Coco Health Spa first but it was closed, nobody answering the phone so, walked half a mile down the road to Best Wellness).

First impressions bit dicey signage, but very well done once inside, nicely lit and open area with well made beds and curtains separating each, in the front. Matches the pictures from a Google Search. They like it if you call in ahead of time but for the time I was there nobody came in, walk-ins might be fine, dunno.

Language barrier off the bat, don't expect very clear or detailed conversation. The basics work. Agreed on 85 for 90 minutes. Was led, thankfully, to a back room. Darker lighting, 3 beds. Nice music playing. Fresh, folded sheets and towels. Masseuse gave me a minute to don my birthday suit then came back in. Older lady, not particularly attractive but kindly. Found out later her name was Judy.

Massage was ok. Nothing to write home on, covers the basics and leaves only a little room for wanting more. Fast forward 45 minutes and things get fun. Butt play, lot of time on the cheeks, I give the proper replies, hands start moving to inner thigh with each rub, further up. Spread legs more for better access, she takes the hint. Not looking for ass play definitely, but she has this odd technique of skirting damn near and to the sides, trailing to the front and playing with the sack some, rinse repeat. Took hints very well. Flipped over 10 minutes later, she goes straight for the kill. Lubes buddy up and starts stroking. Few seconds later leans in to whisper-ask how much I am tipping. Tad annoyed, somewhat expected. Ask her how much she thinks. Says 80. I counter 60, after a pause she says ok. Goes on for 10 minutes. My age beats my head, I ask her if she will do fuck / suck. She says today is bad day for fuck, she will do suck. Wants 180 (total). I ask about 160. She agrees. She goes down. Head game mediocre, after a while she goes for the nipples and occupies the other hand with stroking along with sucking. Was at the edge, when the first call came in. Had been others but this one she took. Paused only briefly to answer it, then, with little regard for what the other person in the line heard kept stroking, though she paused sucking. Was whatever. This happened 3, 4 more times and each was the same. Brief pause, then she resumes while making the bookings (all were calls to book appointments).

Came in her mouth, we had a laugh about the mess, got a warm steamed towel to clean up. Finished off with a neck / head / leg massage for the last 15. Her goodbye was sweet, I'm handsome apparently, and she would like me to come back. Go figure. Not sure about flying a couple thousand miles from home to do so, tho.

Would reccomend for a quick fix. The price is more than you might think, or not. Wonder if I caught an STD from that.

Ah well.

Cheers lads.

[Rodsworth]

Howdy folks,

In DC until Friday and feeling a bit frisky. Just off a trip overseas though, and the piggy bank is a tad drier than I might like.

Have been trying to track down a current, good, massage with nice finish parlour / lady for a bit now but too much is dated or (as LaPerla below, found the salon but can't find a single mention of any other services) above the 140 ish I'll have to work with for this round.

Would prefer longevity / multiple releases over a stunner of a host, for what it's worth. In Central DC, VA somewhat out- bit tricky to slip away from my compatriots to Virginia say, unless the ride was quick and the fare low.

With that in mind, any suggestions? Cheers!

[Scraggy]

Hey everyone, visiting here on business for a couple weeks and I was wondering if anyone has any recommendations for someone who can do an outcall massage to my hotel room? I looked but have not been able to find anyone reputable.

Thanks.

Very spotty availability. Was just there and tried about four providers from AS and RR and couldn't schedule with any. Wound up with LaPerla in all. Excellent massage, HE, nothing more.

Make a lot of calls and hope something clicks!

[ScottysAccount]

Hey everyone, visiting here on business for a couple weeks and I was wondering if anyone has any recommendations for someone who can do an outcall massage to my hotel room? I looked but have not been able to find anyone reputable.

Thanks.

[Max #01]

, I wanted to throw this out there and see if anyone has done this or if they have any recommendations for spots or specific girls.

One month before I visit, I begin taking a supplement stack with the goal to increase my semen volume (load size). I stack zinc, lecithin, and l arginine. Along with this, I also stay very hydrated drinking over one gallon of water per day. I refrain from getting off for at least 14 days before my visit and in the last three days before my club visit I practice edging.

When all of these things are done together the size of your load is fucking huge. Not just noticeably larger but it makes a mess. Peter North like loads of not bigger.

I like to ejaculate on the girl or in her mouth so that I can see the size of the load and be visually stimulated by it. I also like the female to see it too so she can be visually stimulated and shocked by it. Blowing in their mouth yields the same reaction as well.

Anyone ever done this before? There might even be a girl who you didn't care for or had a bad experience with that you want to get back at. I could hose her down for you.

I go without sex (including self-service) for at least a week. My situation makes that not hard to do at all. Refrain from alcohol. I can't speak to pot, because I've never smoked, but I assume the same would be true. Get yourself as horny as possible about an hour before your visit. At my age, I usually partake of Vitamin V at about 30 minutes before I walk in the door. This will usually turn your masseuse into Playmate of the Year. Treating her like a lady also helps.

[FindersKeepers]

Had some time to kill but needed to stay in the area. Interesting setup, big open front room with a few more spaces towards the back. Modest privacy everything separated by curtains. Provider was mid-late 40's. Good hard massage on my back, arms and thighs. Flip, light teasing then another person was brought to the back and massage went strictly therapeutic but underwhelming. Unlikely to repeat.

Reading stories of the old days makes me wish I had been around, but there are better places in the city to get a better therapeutic massage.

[Rex66]

Really appreciate the info Kurt. You're right. There is more info on those boards. I was initially confusing a shirlington therapy and S tempatations. My fault. But you answered everything I was hoping to know. Appreciate it.

I'm looking for something tonight. Do you have a link for this? I can't find anything with a google search.

Thanks.

Sorry for the late reply. You got to google edensmodelva. Took me a moment to realize after I lost track of their ads. Good luck.

Was my tempted to see Natalie in dc myself.

[BuckshotWatson]

Anyone have any recent info on Shirlington? In my hunt, they seem to be the only one I've run across on RM, that offers FS.

Thanks for any info.

Both Shirlington and EdenModels are discussed in the Northern Virginia section of the Virginia board. I haven't seen either operation, so can't offer any insight.

[Member #6535]

Anyone have any recent info on Shirlington? In my hunt, they seem to be the only one I've run across on RM, that offers FS.

Thanks for any info.

[Member #6535]

Hello all,

Hoping this is kosher to ask here about Edens models and other private viewing arrangements, like St in nova. Been to AMPs and none asian mp's before but something these places are a little different.

Noticed Edens hosts in DC and was real tempted to call them.

What would someone expect there? Is it pretty much the same situation as an AMP upon arrival? I'm assuming there would be a hand finish but no idea if I would be expected to tip on top of the rate. Would appreciate any and all info to avoid making a fool of myself. Thanks.

I'm looking for something tonight. Do you have a link for this? I can't find anything with a google search.

Thanks.

[Kurt Honn]

Hoping this is kosher to ask here about Edens models and other private viewing arrangements, like St in nova. Been to AMPs and none asian mp's before but something these places are a little different.

There are extensive recent discussions on the NoVA MP forum with dozens of posts over the last few weeks which probably will answer most of your questions.

Noticed Edens hosts in DC and was real tempted to call them.

IMHO, the E M location in DC is the nicest location for PV / MP in the DMV area and tends to host E M's traveling models which tend to be among the prettiest. Given the nicer environment, some extra discretion is advisable.

What would someone expect there? Is it pretty much the same situation as an AMP upon arrival? I'm assuming there would be a hand finish but no idea if I would be expected to tip on top of the rate. Would appreciate any and all info to avoid making a fool of myself. Thanks.

PV models and standard NoVA MPs generally provide the same services. Differences include that the PV models are usually younger, prettier and speak English well and do not require any additional tip for the same level of service. Some sometimes provide some clients some additional services for an additional tip, but that is all that can be said in general.

[Rex66]

Hello all,

Hoping this is kosher to ask here about Edens models and other private viewing arrangements, like St in nova. Been to AMPs and none asian mp's before but something these places are a little different.

Noticed Edens hosts in DC and was real tempted to call them.

What would someone expect there? Is it pretty much the same situation as an AMP upon arrival? I'm assuming there would be a hand finish but no idea if I would be expected to tip on top of the rate. Would appreciate any and all info to avoid making a fool of myself. Thanks.

[Param Ahmad]

So I was looking into va law apparently hand service in va is not illegal mmmm any one know more on this.

You seem to be correct:

https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/...ction18.2-346/ :

18.2-346. Prostitution; commercial sexual conduct; commercial exploitation of a minor; penalties.

A. Any person who, for money or its equivalent, (I) commits adultery, fornication, or any act in violation of 18.2-361, performs cunnilingus, fellatio, or anilingus upon or by another person, or engages in anal intercourse or (ii) offers to commit adultery, fornication, or any act in violation of 18.2-361, perform cunnilingus, fellatio, or anilingus upon or by another person, or engage in anal intercourse and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof is guilty of prostitution, which is punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor.

B. Any person who offers money or its equivalent to another for the purpose of engaging in sexual acts as enumerated in subsection A and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof is guilty of solicitation of prostitution, which is punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor. However, any person who solicits prostitution from a minor (I) 16 years of age or older is guilty of a Class 6 felony or (ii) younger than 16 years of age is guilty of a Class 5 felony.

But consensual sexual intercourse with anyone you are not married to is a crime in Virginia -- even if you don't pay her!

https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/...ction18.2-344/ :

18.2-344. Fornication.

Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.

Amazing, even if the penalty for consensual sex without paying her is only a $250 fine: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/...ection18.2-11/.

[Efltgp]

So I was looking into va law apparently hand service in va is not illegal mmmm any one know more on this.