Massage Parlor Reports

**Freshly Snipes** · 04-29-11 11:53

If noobies come in here asking for info, simply ignore them. I'm tired of coming in here and reading page after page of 'RTFF'. If you simply don't answer, they'll get the point.

**Hapki Sul** · 04-28-11 09:20

Originally Posted by Boomer120 [View Original Post]

I've finally recovered from my terrible prior experience and thinking it's time to get back out there. I'll be heading through the woodbridge / fringe NOVA area and was going to give the title a try, but I can't tell if they'll provide the services I'm hoping for. Does anyone have any experience?

Place is a joke or was when I went there about 4 months ago. I normally ask for more pressure but the therapist used movements that were painful, and even when I told the therapist that it felt like she was just digging her elbows into my back, she was insistent that it was a 'good massage'. Then they were pushy to get a tip after. I've had some really good and some really bad massages. Most of the bad ones were free from friends who were in massage school. This was the absolute worst massage I've ever had, and I paid more than I've ever paid before for that crappy massage.

**A John** · 04-26-11 06:22

No problem, just take your toy and go away then.

Originally Posted by Blowtorch [View Original Post]

Hahahahaha, this place is just like all the others.

**Drunker Irish** · 04-26-11 02:59

Originally Posted by Max Beelyun [View Original Post]

Don't you try your reverse psychology on me. It will never work. I love big brother.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

**Max Beelyun** · 04-26-11 00:08

Don't you try your reverse psychology on me. It will never work. I love big brother.

Originally Posted by Blowtorch [View Original Post]

Instead of people responding to other's requests for info, all you get here is lectures on proper pervert etiquette! I have belonged to TBD, another site, and some others, and they all the same. If you're not in the "clique". GTFO!

Any cop could come in here and establish himself with a few fake reports and become part of the gang. I understand the need for discretion, but some of you guys are simply beyond paranoid.

**Triple E** · 04-25-11 16:23

Originally Posted by Rogoh [View Original Post]

With all the closings in DC, is Vermont still open?

Yes, but standard NoVA finish. That's all.

**Blowtorch** · 04-25-11 15:53

Instead of people responding to other's requests for info, all you get here is lectures on proper pervert etiquette! I have belonged to TBD, another site, and some others, and they all the same. If you're not in the "clique". GTFO!

Any cop could come in here and establish himself with a few fake reports and become part of the gang. I understand the need for discretion, but some of you guys are simply beyond paranoid.

**Ginger Man** · 04-25-11 05:54

Here is how it goes. If you have one, two, or three posts only in your history, you will not be given much. Too much history here, much of it dangerous. Read The Fucking Forum. Take a few hours. Figure things out.

Go somewhere and then post about your experiences in a way that helps others.

Geez, you would think the police academy would offer better training.

**DevishJame** · 04-24-11 21:17

Hi,

Does anyone know the one on Columbia Road?

Is DC stile or Nova standard?

And also are all the VA ones NOVA standard?

Thanks

**Boomer120** · 04-24-11 11:27

I've finally recovered from my terrible prior experience and thinking it's time to get back out there. I'll be heading through the woodbridge / fringe NOVA area and was going to give the title a try, but I can't tell if they'll provide the services I'm hoping for. Does anyone have any experience?

**Ginger Man** · 04-24-11 06:47

Originally Posted by Max Beelyun [View Original Post]

After a very long hiatus, I happened to be downtown today at Dupont Circle. Having time and cash, I checked:

Asian Mist aka Dupont Therapy (formerly Supra) : Closed, with note on the door and red evidence tape sealing the door.

The Green Door (the other 1333) : I didn't linger due to some shady characters nearby, but I didn't see a bell to ring, so I'm guessing this one is closed.

14K. I knew this was probably still closed, but I was nearby. And they even covered it with a decontamination tent.

I'm sure this isn't news to those who frequent DC more often than I. I went back a few pages on this forum and didn't see anything either. I miss 2004.

Can anyone PM me with any places in DC that are still open? I was also curious about Lisa at the finger care place.

Guess I'll head to the condo tomorrow.

It is all over but the shouting. One or two spots may be open still, you will have to research to find them, if they are. The glory days are over, and yes, they sure were glory days.

Ginza, Downtown, Supra, Royal, Happiness, Star, and more. All gone, along with my money. Good times were had, though.

**Max Beelyun** · 04-23-11 19:48

After a very long hiatus, I happened to be downtown today at Dupont Circle. Having time and cash, I checked:

Asian Mist aka Dupont Therapy (formerly Supra) : Closed, with note on the door and red evidence tape sealing the door.

The Green Door (the other 1333) : I didn't linger due to some shady characters nearby, but I didn't see a bell to ring, so I'm guessing this one is closed.

14K. I knew this was probably still closed, but I was nearby. And they even covered it with a decontamination tent.

I'm sure this isn't news to those who frequent DC more often than I. I went back a few pages on this forum and didn't see anything either. I miss 2004.

Can anyone PM me with any places in DC that are still open? I was also curious about Lisa at the finger care place.

Guess I'll head to the condo tomorrow.

**Roamin Roman** · 04-22-11 19:46

Originally Posted by Kenji Roma [View Original Post]

So my brother and I lived in dc for a while and left, but now were coming back and we want to try this thing out so where are to good spots at in dc or northern VA. And what do all these acronyms mean. Please hook me up.

Some of the good spots in DC include (a) the top of the Washington Monument, (be) the Lincoln Memorial and Reflecting Pool, (see) the Smithsonian Museums, (the) the National Archives, and (the) Arlington National Cemetery (in VA). Try them out; you'll find them fascinating and educational.

Seriously, though, the currency of this hobby is information. Such information is gained through experience, the expenditure of one's time, and the exchange of your hard-earned cash for those experiences. Not much of this board's members' infomation came to them gratis. They went out and obtained it.

Imagine if you were to go up to a total stranger on the street and ask him to give you, say, $20 or so. That person would likely tell you to take a hike or give you a much ruder response. You should view asking for info in the same light, at least until you've built up your credibility and shown that you've contributed something to the forum. Right now, you've only got 3 posts to your credit, and none of them contain actionable intel.

Now, in spite of all this, many folks who read this forum have been so generous as to post, free of charge, reports of their personal experiences. It's all there, for anyone to read. You just have to expend some of your own time and energy in reading them; then, you'll know where some of the "good spots" in DC and Virginia are located. But NO ONE is going to deliver it to you on a silver platter. If you and your brother want to "try this thing," you need to get off your@$$ and do some minimal work. Once you do so, and then start sharing some of your experiences, you'll start receiving some quality info from other members.

Got it? It's really quite simple. Now, go forth and report back.

RR