Massage Parlor Reports

[SoxFan68]

Heading to DC and staying near DCA airport. Any feedback on the women advertising outcall massage on Craigslist? I would rather have outcall, but if there was a good incall option close by I could Uber there. Thanks in advance for any info.

[BuckshotWatson]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nce-28030.html

Has anybody been suckered in by her yet? Her ad uses such great words that others don't and she has a unique look. I don't know why she doesn't have her name in there though, and when I texted her for an incall, she wanted one Ben as a deposit. Someone with no name and no reviews wants a big deposit, that's definitely a red flag.

I've given deposits to those with good reviews and reputations, and haven't been ripped off, but this is fishy.

Those photos turn up in other places (Tulsa, OK, for example:https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rub-25541.html) with different numbers. That, coupled with a deposit, is a red flag. I wouldn't do it.

[Fassbender3000]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nce-28030.html

Has anybody been suckered in by her yet? Her ad uses such great words that others don't and she has a unique look. I don't know why she doesn't have her name in there though, and when I texted her for an incall, she wanted one Ben as a deposit. Someone with no name and no reviews wants a big deposit, that's definitely a red flag.

I've given deposits to those with good reviews and reputations, and haven't been ripped off, but this is fishy.

[ReservedBy]

Shared this in the DC thread but all the traffic seems to be in this version:

At WG Wellness Center on Connecticut NW, you can get covered service if you call and Mary is there-- Nice sized breasts, really nice nipples. Probably around age 40-- she says 28 but that isn't believable if you see her in full daylight. What was most fun is she really had to be talked into it, doesn't do it much if ever-- I think I really may have been the first. Nowhere near as good as a pro with the oral but nice and tight and wet. You may have to come back a 2nd time before she lets you. 300. The experience would not be worth half that from a pro but it was the non-pro aspect that was different and alluring.

Judy is like a corpse by comparison, if you'd consider 150 with Judy this is worth 100 Judy visits. Says she is leaving this month.

Good luck! Be nice-- And don't mention reading any reviews! She would probably freak, she is very conservative.

[TheRabbit]

Has that ever worked for anybody? I can imagine a lot of things going wrong with that approach.

I have, many times and it's either a yes or no, the girls do not make a big deal out of it.

[Harold Myers]

Has that ever worked for anybody? I can imagine a lot of things going wrong with that approach.

I have a friend who says he absolutely hates men that cattle call and blow their horns at ladies. I asked him what he thought about the women responding positively to that.

To this day he hasn't answered my query.

The moral of the story is: it's just a piece of pussy underneath the waist band.

Cheers!

[Fassbender3000]

I would just simply flat out her if sex was available rather than implying.

Has that ever worked for anybody? I can imagine a lot of things going wrong with that approach.

[TheRabbit]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...654240861.html

TOFTT here. I've been seeing them on CL for a while now and took the plunge today. Other websites haven't reported anything about this place since 2015. I called and asked for Tiffany, but when I got there, I was assigned a young Mongolian woman named Chemka. For a 5 foot tall petite lady, she really knew how to use her elbows. She dug deep into me with them, and caused me the good kind of pain where she was crushing my knots. At one point it felt like I was getting the good kind of Vulcan nerve pinch on my shoulders too.

I was under the blanket the entire time, and considering that it never came down made me think there wouldn't be fun extras Chemka was extremely thorough all over my back, and when she was done, I asked if there could be "more. " She left to ask the manager. She came back and gave me a choice of 15 or 30 minutes. I chose the former. She began work all over my chest, arms, skull and eye sockets which all felt good, but it was obvious she wasn't going to do an HE.

I totally recommend for a legit massage. As for extras, it's possible there aren't any or maybe another person does them. I tipped her and I'd like to give it another go again. Who knows?

I would just simply flat out her if sex was available rather than implying.

[Fassbender3000]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...654240861.html

TOFTT here. I've been seeing them on CL for a while now and took the plunge today. Other websites haven't reported anything about this place since 2015. I called and asked for Tiffany, but when I got there, I was assigned a young Mongolian woman named Chemka. For a 5 foot tall petite lady, she really knew how to use her elbows. She dug deep into me with them, and caused me the good kind of pain where she was crushing my knots. At one point it felt like I was getting the good kind of Vulcan nerve pinch on my shoulders too.

I was under the blanket the entire time, and considering that it never came down made me think there wouldn't be fun extras Chemka was extremely thorough all over my back, and when she was done, I asked if there could be "more. " She left to ask the manager. She came back and gave me a choice of 15 or 30 minutes. I chose the former. She began work all over my chest, arms, skull and eye sockets which all felt good, but it was obvious she wasn't going to do an HE.

I totally recommend for a legit massage. As for extras, it's possible there aren't any or maybe another person does them. I tipped her and I'd like to give it another go again. Who knows?

[Fassbender3000]

Not only were you right, your review was an understatement!

1. Judy ugly as hell and her body is even worse.

2. The massage sucked! Its not even a real massage, just a weak ass body rub. This only lasted like 15 minutes.

3. I asked for a BBBJ on the flip. Judy starts off at 3. 0, which she says includes the massage LOL I counter with 1. 4, but she holds solid on the no because she states that the massage took to long. We finally agree on 1. 6.

4. Before we start, I confirm the cim. She says yes. The BBBJ was all teeth, and of course, she pulls up gagging when the cim starts.

I knew I should have followed my first mind, and went with the prettiest provider doing nuru massages today smh.

I'm sorry, but thank you for letting us know. I was going to see her today, and I'm glad I caught your post in time. Others have talked about having a good time with Judy, but I guess things have changed now. It's really disappointing.

[Bm392]

Not only were you right, your review was an understatement!

1. Judy ugly as hell and her body is even worse.

2. The massage sucked! Its not even a real massage, just a weak ass body rub. This only lasted like 15 minutes.

3. I asked for a BBBJ on the flip. Judy starts off at 3. 0, which she says includes the massage LOL I counter with 1. 4, but she holds solid on the no because she states that the massage took to long. We finally agree on 1. 6.

4. Before we start, I confirm the cim. She says yes. The BBBJ was all teeth, and of course, she pulls up gagging when the cim starts.

I knew I should have followed my first mind, and went with the prettiest provider doing nuru massages today smh.

Not sure where to post. Was in D. C. Recently, looking for a massage and relief. I had no transportation and was not going to Uber, so I had to find something within walking distance. I landed on Best Wellness on Wisconsin Street, with Judy. Wish I had gone somewhere else, or not at all. Door was unlocked, and she brought me to the very back, past like 15 beds, all in a row with curtain dividers. I guess I was the only one there so not really a problem. I lay down and she returns, no talking, no asking how hard, but straight with light touches. Never asked for or collected any house fee. She got my hips to rise after a minute or two, and started milking. A few minutes of that then she said to flip. She started massaging junior and asked what I wanted and how much. She wanted three bills for FS, I countered saying half that. We settled on two bills. Pay now. I brought my own cover and she laid on the table missionary. Very hairy Bush, and very loose feeling. I'm not the biggest, about average size, but usually I can feel something whenever I penetrate anyone. Did not really feel much with her, also she just laid there like a dead fish. Went at this a bit thinking all the hottest girls I've seen or been with, and finally did bust in the bag. Perhaps 15 minutes in total passed. She brought warm towel for clean up but then was like "okay' - like the "time is up, okay" kind of "okay. " I was like, do I get more massage? She was like "Oh, you want more?" I was just disappointed and perhaps having post nut clarity I was just like fuck it, I'mma leave. Oh well, on to the next adventure!

[Prospect7]

Traveling to town this Thursday through Sunday. Staying at the Hilton Garden Inn Regan. Looking for outcall to my room. Good massage with extras. Recommendations appreciated.

[Incognito369]

Not sure where to post. Was in D. C. Recently, looking for a massage and relief. I had no transportation and was not going to Uber, so I had to find something within walking distance. I landed on Best Wellness on Wisconsin Street, with Judy. Wish I had gone somewhere else, or not at all. Door was unlocked, and she brought me to the very back, past like 15 beds, all in a row with curtain dividers. I guess I was the only one there so not really a problem. I lay down and she returns, no talking, no asking how hard, but straight with light touches. Never asked for or collected any house fee. She got my hips to rise after a minute or two, and started milking. A few minutes of that then she said to flip. She started massaging junior and asked what I wanted and how much. She wanted three bills for FS, I countered saying half that. We settled on two bills. Pay now. I brought my own cover and she laid on the table missionary. Very hairy Bush, and very loose feeling. I'm not the biggest, about average size, but usually I can feel something whenever I penetrate anyone. Did not really feel much with her, also she just laid there like a dead fish. Went at this a bit thinking all the hottest girls I've seen or been with, and finally did bust in the bag. Perhaps 15 minutes in total passed. She brought warm towel for clean up but then was like "okay' - like the "time is up, okay" kind of "okay. " I was like, do I get more massage? She was like "Oh, you want more?" I was just disappointed and perhaps having post nut clarity I was just like fuck it, I'mma leave. Oh well, on to the next adventure!

[Khris]

Just saw her today and got BBFS for 120.

120 for halfhour + tip? That's pretty damn good.

[Seehee]

My recollection is I paid $140 total for half an hour and extras. Not sure what the breakdown was between house and tip.

Just saw her today and got BBFS for 120.