Massage Parlor Reports

[Danton1789]

You are not likely to find what you seek in the District or VA at regular massage establishments. Better to go to MD. The Baltimore area would be best. It will be a considerable drive, but worth it, given what you want to do. Good luck. We look forward to seeing your report.

Actually, come to think of it, there are some decent AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland where you can get DFK and DATY. There is also a good one in Laurel on 198. Look on Backpage.

The Chinese Apartment and hotel room AMPs also offer the possibility of what you seek. But it's somewhat difficult to pick out the wheat from the chaffe with respect to them. And you are not likely to receive a real massage from a Chinese unless it's a legit establishment which does not offer extras.

We welcome you to the U.S.A.

LexLuther.

Thank you very much, you're great!

So I'll take a chance post the reports of my adventures.

Take care.

[LexLuther]

Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

You are not likely to find what you seek in the District or VA at regular massage establishments. Better to go to MD. The Baltimore area would be best. It will be a considerable drive, but worth it, given what you want to do. Good luck. We look forward to seeing your report.

Actually, come to think of it, there are some decent AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland where you can get DFK and DATY. There is also a good one in Laurel on 198. Look on Backpage.

The Chinese Apartment and hotel room AMPs also offer the possibility of what you seek. But it's somewhat difficult to pick out the wheat from the chaffe with respect to them. And you are not likely to receive a real massage from a Chinese unless it's a legit establishment which does not offer extras.

We welcome you to the U.S.A.

LexLuther.

[Cavetroll]

Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

Dude, that's not how this works. This forum works on an experience sharing basis. Read old posts, figure it out, and worst case go look in a newspaper and try some out for yourself, and then report back. It's considered very rude to join the forum and ask for a bunch of information without providing any yourself, since this hobby is one that typically is risky to engage in. Try be-ckp-ge, try google, try the site whose name is Greek for "erotic love". There are plenty of advertisers there. PM me if you are having trouble and want some web sites to start looking for advertisements, but don't ask for information without earning trust first.

[Danton1789]

Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

[Max #01]

I was reading the last few posts thinking about the good old days. So, I decided to find them.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...415&viewfull=1#post1026415.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...414&viewfull=1#post1026414.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...733&viewfull=1#post899733.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...280&viewfull=1#post817280.

[Essrog]

Do yourself a favor, get in your car, turn the key, and drive up 95 to philadelpia.

You will have better luck there. Read the philly forum before you go. The gov't there know how to treat hobbyist. DC is dead.

Just echoing the post above. It's been almost 10 years since DC proper was a hobbyst's dream. It was so east back in the day with tons of locations, but that was a long time ago.

[Vito187]

Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.

Do yourself a favor, get in your car, turn the key, and drive up 95 to philadelpia.

You will have better luck there. Read the philly forum before you go. The gov't there know how to treat hobbyist. DC is dead.

[Je2010]

Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.

Welcome.

Newbies need to cut their own teeth. If you read the posts from NOVA, Moco and DC, you will find info to help in your search. We have all lost money with bad massages and probably missed a couple good HE's.

Senior members are not going to just give up info to someone who has not taken the time to explore for themselves.

[AndyBilliEt]

Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.

[Bobsyouru]

Visited Vermont Therapy today. Table shower with not even a little grazing, followed by an ordinary massage. No hint of anything during massage, and then it was over.

[Trvlr42]

There was a real nice AAMP I used to frequent at Tysons corner, blue sky / sky blue something like that. There were others around too that I read / heard about at the time. I found them through eros ads.

DC proper used to have a few AMPs, my gem was m & 18th, there was a nice one near there on Connecticut too, and another by the capitol building SE I believe.

F $ck backpage, I've been mugged and bait&switched enough times to stay away. Sad to hear DC hobbying died off. Crackdown?

[JTreehorn14]

Will be traveling through again with a desire to hobby shortly.

Used to live here, was big in the AMP / AAMP scene a few years back. Heard a lot of rumors as to why it all got shut down, seeing the board so dead leads to believe the scene truly died out and at least one or more of the rumors are true.

Is it all utr now? Please pm.

To the best of my knowledge, there are no AMPs or AAMPs in DC proper. I'd love to go to an AAMP, but don't know of any in the region. For AMPs, you have plenty in NOVA with very limited menus and YMMV experiences (I recommend Seven in Seven Corners) and some in Maryland that might offer more, but I'm not saying anything for sure. Check out the Maryland board and look in the Prince George's thread for some ideas. Honestly, in DC, if you have a hotel room, you should check out backpage providers.

[Trvlr42]

Will be traveling through again with a desire to hobby shortly.

Used to live here, was big in the AMP / AAMP scene a few years back. Heard a lot of rumors as to why it all got shut down, seeing the board so dead leads to believe the scene truly died out and at least one or more of the rumors are true.

Is it all utr now? Please pm.

[Olecranon]

Ok, I'll be the one to ask. What is your native language? I'm going to guess German.

LexLuther.

Hi friend,

Almost right. Please PM me if you can tell me something regarding this question or something else what could be useful for me.

Olecranon.

[Dooder]

Hey,

I went there a couple of times early this year after a friend recommended one Japanese in particular who was SMOKING hot (her name was S*ie). Massage was great, she even used hot stones. On the flip, I asked for some help and she told she could watch me doing it. 120 damage (80+tip), and then home. The first time I thought "I'll have better luck with her next time". After the second time nothing else happened, I gave just 80 and realized I was not coming back. But. She was hot. I am not sure about those reports that talk about HEs.

1st, I apologize if this is posted twice. Uploaded message but wasn't logged in so don't know if it proceeded to upload the first time or not.

IMHO, it could be just the MT's vibe. I'm clean cut so sometimes MT thinks I'm LE and therefore no openness. Other times they think I'm professional. Money. So get I get treated well. I've done this scruffy with the same mixed results.

Asian women make a lot of decisions based on "feel" or dreams. Seriously, dude. I've seen them make decisions or gamble one way because of a dream, how they feel, etc. , throwing all logic and common sense out the door. She could've had bad pizza the night before, had a bad dream about a pineapple, and then you mentioned pineapple during the session. Who knew?

Not disrespecting you, your post, and I thank you for the info of your experience which is definitely helpful. Just trying to shed some light that may be of use.