Massage Parlor Reports

[Je2010]

Is TER free? I signed up and you still can't read the reviews unless you buy the VIP. Am I not using the website correctly?

You can read part of the review, but for most of it, you have to buy a VIP or complete reviews and you will get a free VIP.

[ConfusedFurby]

There is nothing there, not even escorts. Metro over to DuPont circle, do some research on TER and P411 and you should be set. Nothing 'cheap' that I know of that is consistent or good service in Chinatown. The days of old are long gone.

Is TER free? I signed up and you still can't read the reviews unless you buy the VIP. Am I not using the website correctly?

[ConfusedFurby]

Hey all, first timer here. Just starting to do some research and get the hang of it all. Will hopefully be making my first visit within the next month or two and hopefully if it's a good experience I can make it a regular thing. Just wondering, what are some other reliable sites other than BP / CL to find some good rub sessions or escorts. Also, what are other good sites other than this one where you can get more reviews and double check experiences.

Thanks for any help! I'm sure there's already a thread about this somewhere but I haven't found it. Also for those of you just recently started going to AMP's, what was your first time experience like and any advice?

Thanks!

[Freshly Snipes]

Where? Thanks.

Click on user name, then on 'Find all Posts'.

[Sma168]

Mimi! Mimi! Mimi! The only AMP girl that had me spend twice the money (you'll have to look through my older posts for the full story); but long story short, I initally got paired with a subpar provider and on my way out mamasan showed me three really hot providers I could sample on my next visit, and one was Mimi. I was so captivated by her, I ran to the ATM for some more money and came back for a session with her within 10 minutes of completing my previous one!

She is definately a knock out. Love women with short hair. Not surprised she ended up married. Probably one the best AMP girl's I've been with; second only to Annie from Downtown who is my ATF.

Where? Thanks.

[Freshly Snipes]

That Mimi ended up married and middle class in Howard County. An honest woman now.

I have seen that happen a number of times over the years, especially with the Korean providers. Sometimes they marry customers, sometimes back in their communities (like Mimi). And I mean really married, not just stay in the US marriages.

Mimi! Mimi! Mimi! The only AMP girl that had me spend twice the money (you'll have to look through my older posts for the full story); but long story short, I initally got paired with a subpar provider and on my way out mamasan showed me three really hot providers I could sample on my next visit, and one was Mimi. I was so captivated by her, I ran to the ATM for some more money and came back for a session with her within 10 minutes of completing my previous one!

She is definately a knock out. Love women with short hair. Not surprised she ended up married. Probably one the best AMP girl's I've been with; second only to Annie from Downtown who is my ATF.

[Derringer]

I had my eye on Denise for quite a while. She is an experienced CMT, which is just what I like!! (Early reviews had warned that her incall was in a sketchy area, but her latest noted that she just moved to a new, safer area in Suitland.) So that changed the equation and I decided to give her a shot. I'm very glad that I did!!

I called Denise and she answered right away. After speaking to her about coming over that day she texted me her address. When I got there I texted her and I was invited inside. (Very easy setup).

http://www.************.com/southern...ne/4437849024/

Denise is a very attractive, light skinned, mixed lady in her mid-20's. She has very expressive, beautiful brown eyes and a wonderful smile. Her photos are definitely real; what you see is what you get. She is tall, with a nice curvy body, big natural boobs, sexy wide hips and a relatively big butt. Not a huge ass by any means, but full and firm. So when I say "curvy," I do not mean fat. I mean she has mature, supple, womanly curves. I was really turned on by her looks!!

She gave me a very good, professional-level massage. She really knows her stuff! She's obviously a well trained professional therapist. She's got strong hands and worked my body over pretty good. She has great technique, using Swedish with some deep tissue mixed in. And little body to body would come later.

Denise is chatty. She was very open about her personal life and her business interests. She seems like a really nice girl with a good head on her shoulders who is just trying to make a better life for herself. That being said, I was totally comfortable with her and I was able to really relax for the wonderful body work she did. And she also seemed to enjoy her work and making sure I was happy when she was done. And no upselling!!

Her apartment has Spartan decor. But she told me she just moved in, so I'll cut her some slack on that. However, she could really use an upgrade on her towels and linens. She uses a real massage table, but she didn't have linens for my forehead area and face around the face plate. I'm hoping her accommodations might improve as she settles in. (Denise, if you are reading this, please consider it "constructive criticism" because I really liked you and enjoyed spending time with you.) She does have a wide variety of oils, lotions and creams to choose from. She has some very good stuff, and choices that are non-scented. She lets you take your pick, which added a nice personalization to the experience. A major plus is she is a non-smoker and there was no cigarette smell whatsoever.

Overall, Denise seems like the kind of girl who might really open up her menu after a couple of visits. She seems like maybe she could get a little wild. Or maybe it is just wishful thinking on my part. Seeing that curvy young body and running my hands all over her sensuous skin sure left me wanting more. And the professional-level massage definitely makes her worth seeing for another visit.

First visit was discounted to only $/hour. Return visits are $.2/hour or .8/HH. But I gave her an extra tip since she only charged me a Ben Franklin this time and I just really wanted to get off to a good start with her. Plus I wanted to reward her because she gave me the full hour and her massage skills we exceptional. Not to mention she is very sexy and beautiful. I definitely recommend!!

If you have specific questions, pm me.

Derringer.

[Tristar5]

Hi all. Coming back to DC after being out for a few years. Is there any possibilities in chinatown any more? Chinese condos? GoldenNails ghosts? Your gramma? Nothing? Desperate for some afternoon relief from work in the area. I RTFF. Nothing noted.

I was just in DC not too long ago, and a lot of my favorite old haunts are gone. ALL of them. It sucks since former Mayor AF cleaned out the city, and forced a lot of us mongers to prowl.

[ZebraSoile]

There is nothing there, not even escorts. Metro over to DuPont circle, do some research on TER and P411 and you should be set. Nothing 'cheap' that I know of that is consistent or good service in Chinatown. The days of old are long gone.

Two places opened up on 18th St. In Adams Morgan. One at 18th & T; other at 18th & California. I tried the first one a while back and got a huge upsell, which ruined the experience. Haven't tried the other one yet. I went in when it first opened and it seems to cater to gay men, but recent ads on CL indicate otherwise.

[Drunker Irish]

Hi all. Coming back to DC after being out for a few years. Is there any possibilities in chinatown any more? Chinese condos? GoldenNails ghosts? Your gramma? Nothing? Desperate for some afternoon relief from work in the area. I RTFF. Nothing noted.

There is nothing there, not even escorts. Metro over to DuPont circle, do some research on TER and P411 and you should be set. Nothing 'cheap' that I know of that is consistent or good service in Chinatown. The days of old are long gone.

[Exclient]

Hi all. Coming back to DC after being out for a few years. Is there any possibilities in chinatown any more? Chinese condos? GoldenNails ghosts? Your gramma? Nothing? Desperate for some afternoon relief from work in the area. I RTFF. Nothing noted.

[Je2010]

I'm new to town and need some relief and feminine touch. I don't want to spend hundreds for an escort and from reading some posts in this thread, an AMP sounds cost-effective and worth the time. I'm in Arlington and have no transportation other than metro. Are there any quality AMPs providing services? If so, what is the expected cost, activity, and time frame? I am completely new to this and have no clue. Any guidance would be appreciated.

Start reading posts on here. You will find the info that you want.

[DronSoco]

I'm new to town and need some relief and feminine touch. I don't want to spend hundreds for an escort and from reading some posts in this thread, an AMP sounds cost-effective and worth the time. I'm in Arlington and have no transportation other than metro. Are there any quality AMPs providing services? If so, what is the expected cost, activity, and time frame? I am completely new to this and have no clue. Any guidance would be appreciated.

If you're in Arlington, you're probably best off checking the Northern Virginia forum: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/fo...thern-Virginia.

Also, I don't think you're going to find many places walking distance to a Metro stop. Spring for a Zipcar unless you want to get really familiar with the bus system.

As far as being new: it seems daunting, but read as much of the forums as you can. I'm not saying people here aren't helpful, but they're mostly smart enough to be suspicious. If you do your homework and try things out on your own, I think you'll find a much more hospitable question-asking climate.

[BusMan582]

I'm new to town and need some relief and feminine touch. I don't want to spend hundreds for an escort and from reading some posts in this thread, an AMP sounds cost-effective and worth the time. I'm in Arlington and have no transportation other than metro. Are there any quality AMPs providing services? If so, what is the expected cost, activity, and time frame? I am completely new to this and have no clue. Any guidance would be appreciated.

[GhostNote]

Man, reading all of these reminiscent memories of AMPs past makes me quite sad. I'm from the Houston area, and never had any problem finding swathes of decent places, a couple of which I would visit on a regular basis. I was hoping to find something relatively decent out here in the Capitol. While in Texas I always seemed to fair well with backpage, even an AMP or two I could find on craigslist mediocre at the very worst, was always willing to try a new place, and had substantial luck. However I do feel as though Houston did benefit from a rather large Asian (mostly Chinese and Vietnamese) population. I just thought I would drop by to see if anyone had any leads on a decent place for an experienced connoisseur, I hope all is not lost for everyone else out there, and I hope this thread is not dead. Cheers.