Massage Parlor Reports

[Max #01]

I remember tipping the barkeep to get him to show me the newest and hottest. Also the ones with the least mileage that given day. Now that I'm older I am sure everyone that went to the bar with no name used the same tricks.

Wow -- I never heard of TBWNN. Where was it located? Downtown was my go-to AMP because it was so darn convenient. Blue / Orange Live to McPherson, walk across the square to Vermont, and you were there. Like lots of other guys, you could rally do a long lunch hour if the mood struck during the morning. The other good thing was the co-located Asian restaurant. This gave you a measure of anonymity walking into the building.

It's sad that the only thing we ever talk about on the DC Massage Parlor board now are the "good ol' days. ".

[Miketastic69]

That dive bar was called The Bar With No Name- TBWNN. LEO closed it down many years ago; it was a Wild West Speak Easy while it lasted.

I remember tipping the barkeep to get him to show me the newest and hottest. Also the ones with the least mileage that given day. Now that I'm older I am sure everyone that went to the bar with no name used the same tricks.

[Miketastic69]

I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I am severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.

M street. Walking down the stairs to the door with all the bustling businesses around? You get hella nervous walking in but all was fine once you get in the room, which was outfitted with a makeshift bed instead of a massage table and probably lead paint. I remember one room had this sky blue enamel paint on the walls. I think I spent my 50th bday in that room!

Fun times.

[Tipster2]

I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I aI'm I'm8m severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.

That dive bar was called The Bar With No Name- TBWNN. LEO closed it down many years ago; it was a Wild West Speak Easy while it lasted.

[Freshly Snipes]

Yeah downtown massage was legendary.

Yep. Annie is the best looking K-Girl I've ever had the pleasure of being 'massaged' by.

[Rvarva2969]

I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I am severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.

Yeah downtown massage was legendary.

[Tom McAn]

I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I am severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.

The AMP scene is dead in DC. There are some AMP's in Greenbelt where you might get some satisfaction, albeit at a price. There are also some AMP's in Northern Virginia but the level of service is lower. Check out the boards for more info.

[Bumone]

I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I am severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.

[Normal Guy]

What's going on in Oxon Hill? PM is ok.

I will be there for a few days.

Thanks -.

Norm.

[Mollusk Man]

It's easy to get verified by some of the agencies without having written a ter review. Flawless and matchless will do it. Then use that experience to write a review. But yes, dc not cheap and with limited options. VA Tysons area has a lot more.

[JmSuttr]

That is freakin' genius. Thanks, DI!

For mongers without VIP access who have seen providers in the past but didn't know about the oThER site to post a review, you can submit them now. This will only work for providers who still have active ads (BP, CL or other) or personal websites. You'll need to fudge a bit when you specify when you had the session because I don't think it will accept reviews that are more than 1-2 months old. But, as long as the rest of your info is accurate, you'll still be making a good contribution to the monger community and as a bonus you'll earn some VIP credit.

Then as long as you remember to keep submitting reviews your status will stay active.

[ConfusedFurby]

It will take a little bit of work, but go into a smaller city and start reading reviews in order. Click on links, and when you find a dead link (BP ads are best for being outdated quickly) go to the "report problem" button in the review, and then report the dead link. You'll then get two free days for each one. Easiest way of being able to read the VIP sections of reviews, which is totally worth it. I've never paid for a subscription.

If you see a provider, and now you can now do back page reviews again, just fill out a review and you'll get 15 days if approved.

You are a god among men. This is why I love this site. Thanks, I can't wait to try this when I get home.

[BuckshotWatson]

Click on links, and when you find a dead link (BP ads are best for being outdated quickly) go to the "report problem" button in the review, and then report the dead link. You'll then get two free days for each one. Easiest way of being able to read the VIP sections of reviews, which is totally worth it.

That is freakin' genius. Thanks, DI!

[Drunker Irish]

Yeah it's kind if a weird catch 22 because in order to try an experience, you want to read some reviews first, but you can't read any reviews until you have an experience. I've also read folks who have paid for membership have gotten their credit cards hacked which makes me nervous. Any other reputable review sites that newbies like me should be aware of?

It will take a little bit of work, but go into a smaller city and start reading reviews in order. Click on links, and when you find a dead link (BP ads are best for being outdated quickly) go to the "report problem" button in the review, and then report the dead link. You'll then get two free days for each one. Easiest way of being able to read the VIP sections of reviews, which is totally worth it. I've never paid for a subscription.

If you see a provider, and now you can now do back page reviews again, just fill out a review and you'll get 15 days if approved.

[ConfusedFurby]

You can read part of the review, but for most of it, you have to buy a VIP or complete reviews and you will get a free VIP.

Yeah it's kind if a weird catch 22 because in order to try an experience, you want to read some reviews first, but you can't read any reviews until you have an experience. I've also read folks who have paid for membership have gotten their credit cards hacked which makes me nervous. Any other reputable review sites that newbies like me should be aware of?