Massage Parlor Reports

[BobDingle10]

In a few weeks I'll be staying a Laurel for a few days. Wondering what's out there. I'm not interested in AMP's, nor am I interested in FS. I just want an independent provider who I can talk to that gives a good massage and HE.

I'm interested in Roxanne, does anybody have any experience with her?

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com...ncess/29960223

Or how about Elaine / Vicky?

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com...lt-md/34840393

Anyhow, I appreciate any recommendations I can get.

Thanks!

Long term patron of Roxanne here. Nice massage, perfect huge rack. Good massage. Never opted for the HE. I always go all the way with her. But if you want to stop at HE I'm sure you'll be fine. But extras are available.

[Mr Derp]

In a few weeks I'll be staying a Laurel for a few days. Wondering what's out there. I'm not interested in AMP's, nor am I interested in FS. I just want an independent provider who I can talk to that gives a good massage and HE.

I'm interested in Roxanne, does anybody have any experience with her?

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com...ncess/29960223

Or how about Elaine / Vicky?

http://southernmaryland.backpage.com...lt-md/34840393

Anyhow, I appreciate any recommendations I can get.

Thanks!

[JTreehorn14]

I'm taking a short trip through D. C. And saw some MP's on BP, any suggestions for solid ones? Was looking at one advertised as Japanese nearby in VA, couldn't find any infO using the search.

I'd check the Northern Virginia and Prince George's County Maryland forums. As far as MP's around here go, there are no Japanese MPs, unless it's UTR from me. Claims of being Japanese are about as fake as the photos that accompany those ads. Almost everything around here is Korean with some Chinese, not that I really care, but if country of origin is important to you then forget about finding a Japanese AMP in the DC region.

[YTruck]

I'm taking a short trip through D. C. And saw some MP's on BP, any suggestions for solid ones? Was looking at one advertised as Japanese nearby in VA, couldn't find any infO using the search.

[RustyMuffler]

I answered you on the Craiglist board. But here it is again:

I don't know what you think might be sketchy about her, but Jessica is legit. The pic is her, but it is dated. She is older, heavier and has shorter hair. So if you want a hot MILF, or a GILF, don't waste your time & money.

But she gives a pretty good swedish massage. Her place is clean, in a safe area, and she has a real massage table with clean linens.

If you are going to her for a decent massage -- plus she knows why you are there and you will leave with a smile -- she is okay. You will not be arrested or ripped off, she'll give you the full hour. Just be nice and respectful and it will work out fine for you.

Just be aware she's nervous about LE. So before you go inside her place expect to be checked out after you park where she tells you to.

It will not the best experience, but not the worst either. I would say it was pretty fair for what she charges.

But honestly, from what you wrote in this request for info, I would advise you to skip this one and move on down the list. She does not look just like the picture now, so why set yourself up for disappointment?

But for other, more open minded guys, she may be worth it for you.

Has anyone had any experience with this one? She calls herself Jessica. Says she offers options but not sure I want the bait and switch. Feel free to PM me info if you prefer.

[TravelFun69]

Has anyone had any experience with this one? She calls herself Jessica. Says she offers options but not sure I want the bait and switch. Feel free to PM me info if you prefer.

[Efltgp]

Even though DC is drying up, the Russian civies in the surrounding area are consistent, but their menus are constantly changing. One moment they offer everything and more, then the next meeting the menu is limited. Nothing will beat the earlier years with the LMPs. Yet, they are better than the AMPs, but without the showers. Happy hunting.

Be safe gents.

I have no idea what a civvie is but I'm very interested 😳.

[LoveTheMerch]

http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMa...tcall/32063263

Amazing for a massage. The price was 140 for HHr, but totally worth it. No upsale, was the girl in the pictures and the ending was superb. I wasn't keeping track of time, but she was not a clock watcher. Pretty young girl. Made me happy and I am sure will make you feel good about your decision.

LTM.

[Duderino]

I am not 100% sure she is a bait and switch or misleading provider. I got the feeling when we met that she was for whatever reason uncomfortable with me when I arrived. Perhaps it was my mention that she was on Seeking Arrangement and Whats Your Price? Perhaps she doesn't like fat bald men? She clearly wants to imply more with her sexy photos and her ads do not state therapeutic only. I would be interested to learn if others have had a better experience and not that surprised. I have rarely if ever had an issue with any provider, massage or otherwise. I am always friendly, easy going and respectful regardless of when shit goes wrong or not exactly right. I still find it hard to believe she is therapeutic only LOL.

BTW parking was actually really easy at her location. Not like Lynn in DC. Parking sucks ass at her location.

This report is exactly why this forum is so valuable!

Recently, I'd been in contact with this one. Didn't get her name. And I'm very cautious when it comes to first time visits, so I don't get too explicit. But she was giving off the vibe like more than just a massage might be available. So I was going to TOFTT, but I got sidetracked with another couple of gals and just hadn't gotten back to her yet.

So it wouldn't be a complete waste of time, I was only hoping for at least a handshake. Oh who am I kidding? I wanted to see and get my hands on those titties! I am a sucker for older MILFs like her.

So thanks to Duderino for saving me the trouble. And I find that seeing providers in DC is always a lot of trouble. Terrible traffic, nowhere to park, parking tickets, towing enforcement, etc.

And thanks to Je2010 for posting her picture as well as the CL ad. We all know what happens to CL ads at the stroke of midnight.

Huh, huh, you said stroke. Huh, huh, huh.

Shut up, Beavis.

[RustyMuffler]

This report is exactly why this forum is so valuable!

Recently, I'd been in contact with this one. Didn't get her name. And I'm very cautious when it comes to first time visits, so I don't get too explicit. But she was giving off the vibe like more than just a massage might be available. So I was going to TOFTT, but I got sidetracked with another couple of gals and just hadn't gotten back to her yet.

So it wouldn't be a complete waste of time, I was only hoping for at least a handshake. Oh who am I kidding? I wanted to see and get my hands on those titties! I am a sucker for older MILFs like her.

So thanks to Duderino for saving me the trouble. And I find that seeing providers in DC is always a lot of trouble. Terrible traffic, nowhere to park, parking tickets, towing enforcement, etc.

And thanks to Je2010 for posting her picture as well as the CL ad. We all know what happens to CL ads at the stroke of midnight.

Huh, huh, you said stroke. Huh, huh, huh.

Shut up, Beavis.

I made an appointment. She knew I wanted a sensual massage and she still booked an appointment with me. She was much frumpier in person and not very attractive. Her photos are definitely glamour shots. She was wearing tight clothing and had a decent body. Perhaps she didn't like the looks of me because when I got there she then awkwardly told me all she does is massage (which I was prepared for initially). Something struck me during our conversation that this would not be a good session so I bailed.

FYI she is on Seeking Arrangement, but the weird part is when I mentioned that she got a bit squirrely and did not want to discuss any sort of arrangement with me. She seemed almost offended by it. Perhaps your mileage may vary. She posts sexy pics to imply more, but she shot that down when I arrived.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...991569961.html

[BunnyHunter]

Checking to see if any of you have seen her.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...angie/26522079

Or her.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...y-rub/26861424

Thanks appreciate it.

I called the Colombian one and no reply. I haven't tried the other girl but she looks too good to be true. Last time I call an add like that I was greeted by a chubby busty woman who used a lot of baby oil and was only able to get a hand shake. I wasn't content but it was a sort of ok experience that I wouldn't repeat. But, maybe youll get luky.

[Doe Us]

Checking to see if any of you have seen her.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...angie/26522079

Or her.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...y-rub/26861424

Thanks appreciate it.

[Duderino]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...991569961.html

I made an appointment. She knew I wanted a sensual massage and she still booked an appointment with me. She was much frumpier in person and not very attractive. Her photos are definitely glamour shots. She was wearing tight clothing and had a decent body. Perhaps she didn't like the looks of me because when I got there she then awkwardly told me all she does is massage (which I was prepared for initially). Something struck me during our conversation that this would not be a good session so I bailed.

FYI she is on Seeking Arrangement, but the weird part is when I mentioned that she got a bit squirrely and did not want to discuss any sort of arrangement with me. She seemed almost offended by it. Perhaps your mileage may vary. She posts sexy pics to imply more, but she shot that down when I arrived.

[BigCoolie]

Even though DC is drying up, the Russian civies in the surrounding area are consistent, but their menus are constantly changing. One moment they offer everything and more, then the next meeting the menu is limited. Nothing will beat the earlier years with the LMPs. Yet, they are better than the AMPs, but without the showers. Happy hunting.

Be safe gents.

Thanks. I'll check into it.

Might try my luck with some Russian civvies this week.

[Jim Boradio]

Thanks. I'll check into it.

Might try my luck with some Russian civvies this week.

On the escort side of things, I think Lara Rose works out of that area pretty often. Here's her ad:

http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMe...56133/26467354

Her standard rates are a bit on the high side, IMHO, but when I saw her she was running a special (180 for 45 minutes). If you call her during non-peak times you can ask if she's running any specials. Her pics are accurate and she provides a pretty nice GFE session, albeit a little too scripted for my taste.