Strip Club Reports

[Street Meat]

Went the other night. Terrible it's really gone downhill. 3 of us in there, about 8 dancers completely ignored. One gal was sooooooo hi anyway it sucked! Good thing is $20 beer buckets.

[Rpatl]

I made my way to Wise Guys around 10 pm and walked in to see 3 girls working. Decided to leave as a huge fat chick with jacked up teeth came over and I said no way.

Decided to try Scarletts. Talent is much better. Got some dances with Navy who was definitely a cute dancer. She wanted too much for VIP. $450 . And wouldn't commit to anything.

I figure I may try Wise Guys again tonight or try Dollies. Drive in wasn't bad at all.

[ArmyChoc]

Traveling through and stopped at Cheeks. They were closed, Went to Dollies, Closed too. It was about 1 am on a Tuesday night / Wednesday morning so I chalked it up to being slow so they closed early passed by Flynts and just a couple cars in the parking long lot so I went down to Scarletts and that is where everybody was. Parking lot was more than half full. Door guy was cool and escorted me in when saw my military I'd. Military get in free. Same thing at Flynt too. Anyway.

Easily 20 to 30 girls working, none were fat or ugly. I saw a mixish girl I will call booty because she had a perfect ass. She had some nice pierced bolt ons as well. She was on the double stage with another white tatted spinner who looked freaky and had a nice heart shaped ass. They had all three stages going and everyone was having a blast. Booty came up to me after her set and tried to make small talk. I kinda dismissed her because I like to watch everyone first. There were a good mix or blk wht and latino.

Sitting there, I saw a tall blk chick teasing a guy at his table. She was literally bent over, thong pulled to the side and playing with her kitty, well at least rubbing it. Same girl goes on stage and the guys tipping her are rubbing dollars and fingers across her pussy. She just went to the top of the dance list. I sat down to get a better view and booty approaches again. She makes more small talk and tells me about the club improvements etc. Etc. Etc. A few minutes later they called booty to the stage. Meanwhile, the freaky blk chick sits with the guy she was teasing before so I tip booty and tell her I want a dance when she gets down. I didn't expect much, but I figured if the freaky blk chick sees me buying dances she will fit me in.

Booty gets off stage and we go to the VIP section. 1 song $40,3 for 100 and I think she told me 15 mins for $150. Which are not too crazy considering the talent and atmosphere. She started of with the typical standing booty bounce and then backing it up to my lap. Damn good grind but she still did not take her bottoms off. On the second song she does the reverse CG move with her head on the floor and ass up. To me that is universal language in the stripclub for play with my pussy. I started rubbing her kitty through the panties and she start makes noises as if she was getting turned on. Now its on. I pulled her panties to the side started playing with her clit. She jacked her ass higher in the air so I slide a finger in. She gave a positive reaction to keep going. Next on the menu was DATY. She really loved that and got very wet. She smelled and tasted great so I went to DATO (don't judge me). Now we are half way through the 3rd song and she is still in reverse CG and I pulled my dick out and start rubbing him on her clit. That's when the room monitor knocked on the door for time.

I spring for another 3 and we pick up where we left off. This time my dick comes out immediately. She starts pushing back harder and pushes the head in then backs off then she pushes back again and the head pops back in. She keeps doing this and by the end of the first song, I needed a cigarette. Top 5 dances ever. I did not expect anything like that to happen. She never tried to upsell, ask for a tip or anything. Of course I tipped her. I was only visiting so I didn't want to use her name, not sure if prying eyes read reviews in your neck of the woods, but PM for her name. After the dance we talked and she gave me the vibe that she wanted me to go home with her and tap it properly. Unfortunately I was a tight timeline and had to get on the road but I contemplated turning around every exit for the first 50 miles LOL.

I would have spent the same amount of money at cheeks or wise guys with more privacy but alot less talent and same results so I was glad I stopped there. Happy hunting.

[KC Questor]

So what is it that you normally spend there, for what you got?

[Jaf1681]

I went by Wise Guys to see Ivy today. We talked for a while and negotiated price, at first she played hardball but I threaten to walk out and she came down to what I normally spend there, and then we went back to play in the private room. At first I wasn't sure how attracted I was to her but as soon as the clothes came off I could not keep my hands off her perky little tits and tight smooth pussy. She was very fresh: I fingered her for a few minutes and even did a little DATY and have to say it was one of the cleanest I've experienced. And her perky A-B tits and puffy nipples we're amazing to suck on. She took direction well and seems to enjoy herself. She started moaning once I put it in her and looked at me in the eyes and told me to come inside her. She told me that she is only 19 years old, and I can believe her because she is still nice and tight and has very youthful appearance. I would rate her an eight or eight and a half in terms of looks for Wise Guys, which is better than most in my opinion, and I would rate her a nine or nine and a half in terms of skills. I should mention that her BJ was covered, but her skills made up for that and I had no problem getting the little guy to stand at attention. And I had no problem filling the cover when she started talking dirty to me and gripping me with that extra tight Kitty. My only complaint is that the room clearly had not been cleaned since the night before: the trash can was overflowing with wipes and condoms, there were cigarette butts on the floor, and condom wrappers on the couch. I remember from previous visits that some dancers will lay down a blanket so that you can sit on the blanket instead of on the couch, and they often will have wipes in their purse to offer you when you're done: Ivy did not do either. In the end I left happy and without any buyer's remorse, which isn't always the case as I'm sure all of you know. Happy New Year!

Just curious what was the damage and how much time did you get? I've not been there in a while, but the going rate seemed to always be 50 for house and $$ for the lady. Time in the back always around 15-20 minutes.

[StevenHyde]

I went by Wise Guys to see Ivy today. We talked for a while and negotiated price, at first she played hardball but I threaten to walk out and she came down to what I normally spend there, and then we went back to play in the private room. At first I wasn't sure how attracted I was to her but as soon as the clothes came off I could not keep my hands off her perky little tits and tight smooth pussy. She was very fresh: I fingered her for a few minutes and even did a little DATY and have to say it was one of the cleanest I've experienced. And her perky A-B tits and puffy nipples we're amazing to suck on. She took direction well and seems to enjoy herself. She started moaning once I put it in her and looked at me in the eyes and told me to come inside her. She told me that she is only 19 years old, and I can believe her because she is still nice and tight and has very youthful appearance. I would rate her an eight or eight and a half in terms of looks for Wise Guys, which is better than most in my opinion, and I would rate her a nine or nine and a half in terms of skills. I should mention that her BJ was covered, but her skills made up for that and I had no problem getting the little guy to stand at attention. And I had no problem filling the cover when she started talking dirty to me and gripping me with that extra tight Kitty. My only complaint is that the room clearly had not been cleaned since the night before: the trash can was overflowing with wipes and condoms, there were cigarette butts on the floor, and condom wrappers on the couch. I remember from previous visits that some dancers will lay down a blanket so that you can sit on the blanket instead of on the couch, and they often will have wipes in their purse to offer you when you're done: Ivy did not do either. In the end I left happy and without any buyer's remorse, which isn't always the case as I'm sure all of you know. Happy New Year!

[Rpatl]

Thank you everyone. I will be there in about 2 weeks and will post a report. Looking forward to Wise Guys for sure and maybe Dollie's. We'll see!

The best way sorta depends on where you are starting from in the St. Louis area. Either way should be fine if you have GPS or smart phone with Google maps etc but best to take a look at a map before starting out to just get a good overview. I know we post a lot of warnings about being careful in Washington Park and that is important but if you stick to the main route Kingshighway IL 111 for Wise Guys and the main roads Forest Blvd if you want go to Dollies or Blondies and Bunkum Rd for Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and Scarlets you should be fine. Just don't get off on the side streets and don't stop for gas or anything else.

[Jannisary]

Hello! I will be visiting from VA and wanted to ask about the best route to get to Wise Guys from St Louis. Would you recommend taking the exit for the Indian Mounds Golf Course and go that way, or is it better to go from the other exit? After reading some posts here I want to make sure I know exactly how to get there.

The best way sorta depends on where you are starting from in the St. Louis area. Either way should be fine if you have GPS or smart phone with Google maps etc but best to take a look at a map before starting out to just get a good overview. I know we post a lot of warnings about being careful in Washington Park and that is important but if you stick to the main route Kingshighway IL 111 for Wise Guys and the main roads Forest Blvd if you want go to Dollies or Blondies and Bunkum Rd for Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and Scarlets you should be fine. Just don't get off on the side streets and don't stop for gas or anything else.

[KC Questor]

Hello! I will be visiting from VA and wanted to ask about the best route to get to Wise Guys from St Louis. Would you recommend taking the exit for the Indian Mounds Golf Course and go that way, or is it better to go from the other exit? After reading some posts here I want to make sure I know exactly how to get there.

It really just depends on which way you are coming from. If on I-70, continue on 70/55 to the Kingshighway / Hwy 111 exit and head south. There's a bit of a jog left and then right, but if you follow Hwy 111 signs and you'll be fine. Wise Guys will be on the left, across from Cheeks. You won't really enter Washington Park this way.

If coming from I-64, I-44, or I-55, I tend to take I-64 to Kingshighway / Hwy 111 exit and head north, past Hustler and Miss Kitty's and through Washington Park and com up on Wise Guys on your right. This is just habit since I used to spend most of my time at Miss Kitty's. But that was years ago when MK was decent.

Either way is nearly identical in distance and time. Just depends on if you want to drive through WP or not, I guess.

[Mayor Quimby]

Hello! I will be visiting from VA and wanted to ask about the best route to get to Wise Guys from St Louis. Would you recommend taking the exit for the Indian Mounds Golf Course and go that way, or is it better to go from the other exit? After reading some posts here I want to make sure I know exactly how to get there.

I've always just taken I55 to 111 Kings Highway. You can also use 64 to Kings Highway as Wise Guys is about half way between 64 & 55 (although on the route from 55, Kings Highway makes a jog to the left then right , check out a map). Make sure you have plenty of gas & tires are full etc. I've been going there for 20+ years & never had a problem but the area is sketchy. I don't recommend stopping anywhere after you get off the expressways. Have fun, looking forward to hearing the details!

[Rpatl]

Hello! I will be visiting from VA and wanted to ask about the best route to get to Wise Guys from St Louis. Would you recommend taking the exit for the Indian Mounds Golf Course and go that way, or is it better to go from the other exit? After reading some posts here I want to make sure I know exactly how to get there.

[StevenHyde]

Anything new happening at Wise Guys? Last time I was there Jade was still the go to for a spinner because Maddie had quit. If anyone knows of a good petite spinner girl at Wise Guys or elsewhere send me a PM. Thanks.

[Local Hick]

nipples that tickle the back of your throat.

Got to be the best description I've heard in a long time.

[Jeffc 574]

Hello fellow mongers.

I'll be in the area in a few weeks and considering visiting the WP clubs for the first time. Stories I've heard about the area make it sound like Hogan's Alley and seem exaggerated.

I'll be driving in from St. Louis, visiting solo, and I 'm an older white guy.

Thanks in advance.

HC.

Look on Google Maps where you want to go and the route. DO NOT try any short cuts. Stay on main streets. Be careful at intersections. The clubs have lots and keep an eye on them.

[PeoGuy]

Well I wouldn't go there after dark. Cheapest priced services is Dollies selection of ladies varies. C-Mowes is iffy at best. Wise Guys probably has the best selection but prices are higher. Haven't been to Miss Kitty's in ages so can't comment.

Dollies for price. Don't like selection then go across the street. Left both places happy.