Strip Club Reports

[BobbiBrown1981]

Was in town for business this week so thought I'd check out some nightly entertainment. Honestly this board wasn't that helpful; there are a lot of options on the other side of the river and either people have given up on the clubs or people aren't posting their experiences. I'm actually from St. Louis but I haven't lived in the area for about 20 years; I come back either to visit close family or for work.

Anyway, I had to use the board to figure my options. Whenever I'm in town and I head over the river to the strip joints I have to choose between a "dirty" or "clean" experience. Given the high mileage and rampant STDs in the area I've leaned more towards clean. I tend to stay away from the small "brothels" (I'd rather an AMP for that) and go for the experience. Thursday night was no exception.

Based on the board, C-Mowes seemed like a good idea, but may have sent me down the dirty path. Doesn't matter; they keep weird hours so I couldn't check it out. Thought about the lucky cowgirl since it seems to be new on the scene but it just seemed to random and there isn't enough information available to take the chance. Saw a couple nods towards country rock so thought I'd give it a shot. Pulled up and there were two cars in the lot at 10 pm. Could have been a start to a good night or a total waste of time. Something didn't seem right so I headed to diamond Cabaret. I have been there before and had a decent time so I figured why not. Walked in with a pocket full of money and the ratio of girls to patrons was easily 4 to 1–plenty of women to go around. Club is clean but smells like smoke. I guess that's a thing there. Girls were clean, no weird fish smells. Two stages, dark lighting. Typical set up. There is a main stage and then a side stage. DJ is engaging and is sometimes pretty funny. Drinks are expensive and weak. Lots of staff there. Definitely a legit joint with no funny business.

The types vary. Nothing really bad in there but some were my type some weren't. Not a fan of the black chicks with the butt and lip injections but there were a couple of spinners in there that were amazing. Lot of mixed and Hispanic and some very pretty white ones as well. Couple I couldn't make out. I saw one Hispanic chick who had hips and ass for days. Unfortunately she spent no time approaching patrons and just walked around with her friends like they were at an amusement park. Saw another chick who may have been mixed. Honey brown skin and amazing body. She got on stage and had 0 enthusiasm with a resting ***** face. Girls just walked passed me all night, no one stopped or even made eye contact. Had this pretty little waitress—honey brown skin thick thighs and a little extra padding, all natural—name Destiny approach me a couple times to refill my drink. Ultra cute, very flirty. She kept coming back and eventually sat down to talk to me. Still the only one to approach me. Come to find out, the waitresses there don't get on stage but do give private dances before 2:30 and after 5:30. I like them short and thick and since no one had even spoken to me, she hit the jackpot. I went for the half hour private dance. After we set it up she had to go finish her orders so it took another 10 minutes before we got started. During that time another new girl—first night—named Palloma, from Cuba. I waffled back and forth should I take a new girl back for a dance instead but her English was really bad and you never really know what you will get with new talent. Since I committed, I passed. Had a good thing going with Destiny and her body was more my speed; plus Destiny is ultra cute, despite being a little "softer" than most dancers.

So the damage for the room: $500 for the dance and $150 for the room. I almost pulled out because that wasn't what destiny told me. However we reworked it so it was $500 total and I still got my half hour. Yes, it's expensive. I get it. Maybe not for everyone but the environment was clean, that money is nothing for me, and it was getting spent, whether it was a dollar at a time or all at once. If you don't have it and aren't just looking for pure entertainment, this ain't the place. Extras ain't a thing. I didn't want them anyway. I asked Destiny if the dance was full nude; she said some girls do but she keeps her thong on. I didn't care. We clicked so I anticipated it to be a good time. And it definitely was. No extras. But she did get a little too emotional and started kissing me. I wasn't expecting it, but it was nice. She had to pull back a couple times as this clearly wasn't something she did often. Definitely a GFE situation. And the thong did come off. I'll leave it at that.

She went back to serving and I watched a few more dancers. This black chick who was walking around with her titties out came over to talk to me. I bought her a drink with what I had left on me and we talked at the bar. Not really my type but she gave me a lot of good info about how to move in the club and not get ignored by the girls, which I appreciated. We talked about a bunch of stuff for about 30 minutes. She gave me her number and I rolled out. I passed destiny on the way out and she gave me a big hug and says she knows I'll be back. If I were in the area, sure. But by the time I get back she won't be there most likely. All in all a really fun night. Clean—I guess as clean as you can be in a strip club—and expensive, but fun.

One thing about that club: the girls don't like getting naked on stage. Tits come out and maybe you get a glimpse of something when they spread their legs, but I was disappointed in the lack of viewable vagina all night. Other than that, if you got money, this is the place.

[StlGamerDude]

Just joined but been reading forums for a few years. Visit c mowes almost weekly. But now I'm seeing a couple girls posting about Lucky Cowgirl Bar & Lounge in Collinsville. Anyone hear about it yet? I'm planning on checking it out this week. The hours on the post are wide open so not sure when is good to go.

Has anyone tried it out? I went there once when it was first talked about and chatted with Violet from cmowes but their 'VIP' wasn't set up yet so I didn't partake. I got Violet's number but besides a couple texts the first day I haven't gotten a response whether there are girls up there. I saw a couple really pretty girls that I was hoping to visit.

How's the area that bar is in? It seemed pretty sketchy and since I'm an hour drive from that part of town I always end up not bothering unless it's a sure thing. Same with visiting Cmowes really. You never know who's going to be there or who's going to be doing a VIP when you walk in and who wants to go right after another dude when they probably don't even do a wet wipes bath.

Also does anyone know if Violet still works at Cmowes? I don't see her advertised on the insta very often and since they started advertising the curvier girls I assume they lost a lot of their tinier ones.

[HesDeadJim]

I was afraid this is what would happen back before the pandemic when Dollies was closed down due to a "hostile takeover". So essentially the same dumbasses running other clubs decided to try and the same losing format with Dollies.

Cheap booze and a reasonable price for a quickie (avg of 10-15 min behind the beads). Is what had me coming back week after week sometimes even two or three times a week. And I definitely wasn't the only person in that boat. Oh my Lord I spent so much freaking money there, and so did others. All that is gone, I don't even understand how these places make money nowadays. It's got to be some weird text right off or money laundering for drug activity LOL.

I stopped by Dolly's Playhouse and was chatting with this attractive black lady that looked familiar. Then she told me $40.00 for the room that used to be behind the beads and she wanted $400.00. Then I remembered. I said, do I look familiar because the last time I saw you here we did CBJ & CFS doggy in that same room for a total of $60.00.

It was worth $60.00. It's not worth anywhere near $440.00.

[Northside]

I stopped by Dolly's Playhouse and was chatting with this attractive black lady that looked familiar. Then she told me $40.00 for the room that used to be behind the beads and she wanted $400.00. Then I remembered. I said, do I look familiar because the last time I saw you here we did CBJ & CFS doggy in that same room for a total of $60.00.

It was worth $60.00. It's not worth anywhere near $440.00.

[Knucklebuck]

Cannot find Lucky Cowgirl on the internet.

What is the address?

Thank you.

https://www.facebook.com/events/2887...tab=discussion

[JimmyJammer]

312X Fairmont Ave. Ended up swinging by Tuesday evening. Was told Thursday-Saturdays 8 pm to 2 am is when girls are there.

Cannot find Lucky Cowgirl on the internet.

What is the address?

Thank you.

[Bblloo2002]

Just joined but been reading forums for a few years. Visit c mowes almost weekly. But now I'm seeing a couple girls posting about Lucky Cowgirl Bar & Lounge in Collinsville. Anyone hear about it yet? I'm planning on checking it out this week. The hours on the post are wide open so not sure when is good to go.

Cannot find Lucky Cowgirl on the internet.

What is the address?

Thank you.

[JimmyJammer]

Just joined but been reading forums for a few years. Visit c mowes almost weekly. But now I'm seeing a couple girls posting about Lucky Cowgirl Bar & Lounge in Collinsville. Anyone hear about it yet? I'm planning on checking it out this week. The hours on the post are wide open so not sure when is good to go.

[HappyGuy1]

Had a layover so I had time to kill so I hit 3 clubs. Moochies first, no one there appealed to me so I left, next to C Mowes, hot blond approached me, showed me her kitty, and wanted to do an hour. Then I found out they close a 7 pm, in fifteen minutes. How could we do an hour and then she said it would be 350 plus tip, I left. Went to the club just to the north, open till10 pm, had another blonde approach me, kinda drunk, put my hand in her pants and her's in mine. Told me an hour was 500 and a tip if it was good. Is pussy in St. Louis made of gold?

No, butter ladies think so.

[ThighSpreader]

Had a layover so I had time to kill so I hit 3 clubs. Moochies first, no one there appealed to me so I left, next to C Mowes, hot blond approached me, showed me her kitty, and wanted to do an hour. Then I found out they close a 7 pm, in fifteen minutes. How could we do an hour and then she said it would be 350 plus tip, I left. Went to the club just to the north, open till10 pm, had another blonde approach me, kinda drunk, put my hand in her pants and her's in mine. Told me an hour was 500 and a tip if it was good. Is pussy in St. Louis made of gold?

[Gears]

DeadDead22, my response was to a different person asking different questions. I have met outside the club with Moochie's dancers and intend to do so with the one I met on my last trip. I share that kind of information in direct messages.

[DeadDead22]

It may be a shadow of its former glory, but fun can be had. I do not live in the area, but I try to stop if I'm going to be passing through, as I do a few times per year. I was a Moochie's (formerly Blondie's) last Saturday around 6:00 - 7:00 in the evening. There were several customers inside and some more men outside, probably a mix of staff and some of their friends. It was not crowded at all and there were decent options for dancers inside. I didn't see any girls who had bad figures and I had high-contact table dances from a friendly single mom who had a great smile and could converse well. I will keep in touch with her. I got the hard sell for a private room from the first dancer who latched onto me, but I haven't partaken in the several visits I've made to this place.

This forum says Dollie's is showing signs of life again as well.

Then have fun. I went nearby there for business on a Friday, so I popped in during lunch to see if there were any signs of life. Wiseguys and Cheeks, closed. C-mowes, talent old and / or fat. Moochies, offered a $200 HJ. Didn't bother with Dollies. Felt like a fool spending any money at all.

Sounds like you've been by there for lap dances several and still struck out. And the lack of specifics on who the ladies are leads me to believe that you may not be telling the whole truth. I'll leave it at that to be civil. If you have fun, by all means, have fun. But the guy asking is expecting it to be the way it was 15 years ago. And it's not.

[ArmyChoc]

It has been a few years since I been to Washington park and anytime I get near there, I stop in.

I have a business trip to Chicago and thinking about visiting my old stomping ground. Sounds like it is not what is used to be.

My memories are dildo shows at wise guys where three girl were licking and fucking each other (I have video of this). Also FS at Scarletts. Larry flint had hot girls but most were GPS, so not alot of luck there. Kittys, Blondies, and dollies, one of them would always produce.

I plan on hitting some clubs in Chicago (never been there before so suggestions are appreciated). My question, is the drive to Washington park worth it considering my previous experiences.

Oh yeah, I will be there during the week, if that makes any difference.

Thanks in advance.

[Gears]

Who's got the heart to tell him?

.... East side is definitely a shadow of its former glory and, IMHO, not worth the gas to get there.

It may be a shadow of its former glory, but fun can be had. I do not live in the area, but I try to stop if I'm going to be passing through, as I do a few times per year. I was a Moochie's (formerly Blondie's) last Saturday around 6:00 - 7:00 in the evening. There were several customers inside and some more men outside, probably a mix of staff and some of their friends. It was not crowded at all and there were decent options for dancers inside. I didn't see any girls who had bad figures and I had high-contact table dances from a friendly single mom who had a great smile and could converse well. I will keep in touch with her. I got the hard sell for a private room from the first dancer who latched onto me, but I haven't partaken in the several visits I've made to this place.

This forum says Dollie's is showing signs of life again as well.

[DeadDead22]

Any advice is welcome but keep in mind I am not a newbie. Back in the day 15 years ago I was a fairly frequent regular to the east side. I have not been to a strip club in at least that long. And I don't want to come off as a cheap ass and of course I don't want to over tip either.

What is preferred or expected for tips for a dancer at the stage. (in my time I would tip 2-3 bucks each time she danced in front of me and privates were $20.).

Any suggestions or tips as to best locations or tipping info would be greatly appreciated. I would prefer daytime / evenings midweek. The weekend crowds are too much and not my speed.

Also any info on extras and places to get them is even more appreciated.

Thanks to you.

The orb.

Who's got the heart to tell him?

Brother, if the last time you visited was 15 years ago, you witnessed the high watermark. Be content with those memories.

East side is definitely a shadow of its former glory and, IMHO, not worth the gas to get there.