Massage Parlor Reports

**AnthonyFortis** · 08-22-20 11:08

Can anyone tell me what the damage is for a full session? They told me the house is 60 + tip but I want to make sure I don't get ripped off.

**AnonyMouse8800** · 08-21-20 16:26

Originally Posted by DirtyDog6 [View Original Post]

Is this her?

Women are annoying AF to deal with long term but JEEZ LOUISE do they know how to make us part with our hard earned dollars. Why'all see the rack on this bih? LOL. WOOOW! .

**AnonyMouse8800** · 08-21-20 16:23

Whats up bros?

Hope all is well. I usually try to find cheap and skeezy SWs to bust nuts in, but where I work, the areas are way too nice, so I just settled for a rub and tug. Plus I didn't feel like the extra stress of being James Bond with watching out for uncle LEO.

I frequented Massage Wok in Scotch Plains, NJ and I met Lucy. A very petite Chinese lady. Very manerable and respectful. I shelled out two jacksons for a 30 massage. She didn't put any oil on my back or anything so the massage itself was a 7/10. When I was on my stomach, I opened my legs and she very lightly massaged the low hanging fruit with her hand. I then laid on my back and then she asked if it was ok, I told her to proceed, and that's when she got the oil out and got to work. She offered to sing on the microphone but when I told her I had 3 jacksons left, she told me just microphone assembly for now and when I come back, a full song. I wish I would've just said that I had 2 jacksons left, but oh well. Palmed her tiny little butt while she maneuvered the microphone till it gave resounding feedback. 5 jacksons damage. You can get away with 4 jacksons if you're a better finesser.

Overall decent experience, would do again. But then again, on Bedpage you can get so much more for 5 jacksons. Just depending on what you're looking for. I paid for "peace of mind".

Have a great weekend bros.

**CaptianJack** · 08-18-20 15:02

Anyone try these places out yet.

https://northjersey.bedpage.com/Body...j/9611539.html

https://northjersey.bedpage.com/Body...4/9711324.html

Would be nice to find something closer than Dover.

**AnthonyFortis** · 08-18-20 14:31

Can anyone point me in the direction of a good place in the Nutley area? DM me. Cheers.

**Extortioner** · 08-07-20 21:04

Sherley was a babe. Hardworker, gave me 15 minutes good massage and then went straight to business. Helped me through my initial and prolonged 'unreadiness'.

**Yuck69** · 08-05-20 13:13

Originally Posted by DirtyDog6 [View Original Post]

Possibly? LOL, you don't recall them giant areolas and pencil eraser nipples? I don't forget titties. Most of these girls have 3+ names so that's a wild card. If this Chantel looks like this I'll pitch in for a PI to find her.

That's why I have two different options. Dover or Passaic.

**NYMongoose** · 08-05-20 02:51

Originally Posted by Bigsnipe [View Original Post]

ITS open and coco in there!! Busy AF tho.

LOL, of course it would be. All that pent up frustration.

**WierdNiceAhh** · 08-03-20 10:47

Originally Posted by Bigsnipe [View Original Post]

ITS open and coco in there!! Busy AF tho.

Their busy too huh. Are all the (good) Passaic spas still too busy these days? Last time I drove over I called New Happy on the way and the MMS said "I don't know who will be free, I'll give you who I have when you arrive. " -- when I got there none of my 3 favorites were available for an hour or more.

**DirtyDog6** · 08-02-20 14:30

Originally Posted by Swiggy [View Original Post]

If she was Brazilian possibly the pictures looks like her when she was a few years younger she went by the name Chantel.

Possibly? LOL, you don't recall them giant areolas and pencil eraser nipples? I don't forget titties. Most of these girls have 3+ names so that's a wild card. If this Chantel looks like this I'll pitch in for a PI to find her.