Massage Parlor Reports

[ItsAlright25]

So I been doing this for a long time and it's surprising on some of the posts here. My standards aren't crazy extreme but I do tell the truth. Not sure if the people posting these reviews have little to none exp or just haven't had good service before. Either way don't get offended and keep on posting. With that being said I have been wanting to post this for some time now. Yo-yo in my eyes is subpar. Please stop raving and hyping her up because it's really not all that. There are so many other spots within a 2 min drive that can guarantee you a better time. Just do your research and that means actually trying new spots rather than relying on someone's reviews (thanks for those that shared). I see these reviews and can get probably x3 times more compared to what people say you can get and with no up charge. You just need to work it right. I'm not young nor old and I'm not brad Pitt. All you have to do is try.

Get offended all you want but you can find at least 5-10 providers in edgewater that are better than yo-yo and look better. One example and you can do the research yourself is Yo-yo (same name) just at another place in edgewater. Half the age and head game just as good.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to say it.

So honestly I quite understand what you're coming from and I totally agree. From my experience what I found nice was pretty much everything else. Location, MMS, accommodation and politeness. I was a bit discouraged by the actual performance hence why I opted for a massage which was quite nice.

That is just my own personal take.

Moving on with 5-10 providers. Do you have a bit more info in these? I tend to follow a lot more on the trends, and see what people write but as you can see the result you end up trying something a bit more subpart than anything. I'm not like super invested in this hobby but I dabble once or twice. Thanks for that though a lot of people did echo your sentiment so I figured I'd share.

[Condone]

Stopped in new happy spa in Passaic. MMS let me in and she knows me I'm a guy respecting chefs daily special. She recommended me Ruby looking decent. Better than average but nothing special. Small body, nice natural B's and small apple hips. Looked in her late 30's or early 40's. To make a long story short, she was passionate and has nice tricks making my junior rock hard! She literally sucks licks everywhere so she never ever gives any chance your hammer get down. Her body looked really small in doggy and I grabbed her tits while ramming her. She took poundings like a champion. Completed drained and fully filled the bag. When I went out MMS saw my big smile.

[Rob Mg]

I can attest to this. I thought maybe I just had a bad apple because I tried haggling ($1. 8 total) and yoyo rushed me out in typical CDP fashion. Definitely not a repeat for me. But just like he said, got to work it right.

Third. Saw her. Nothing special, and not worth a write-up IMHO. Most of us will notice the low post counts from most of the raves.

[BBFnatic]

So I been doing this for a long time and it's surprising on some of the posts here. My standards aren't crazy extreme but I do tell the truth. Not sure if the people posting these reviews have little to none exp or just haven't had good service before. Either way don't get offended and keep on posting. With that being said I have been wanting to post this for some time now. Yo-yo in my eyes is subpar. Please stop raving and hyping her up because it's really not all that. There are so many other spots within a 2 min drive that can guarantee you a better time. Just do your research and that means actually trying new spots rather than relying on someone's reviews (thanks for those that shared). I see these reviews and can get probably x3 times more compared to what people say you can get and with no up charge. You just need to work it right. I'm not young nor old and I'm not brad Pitt. All you have to do is try.

Get offended all you want but you can find at least 5-10 providers in edgewater that are better than yo-yo and look better. One example and you can do the research yourself is Yo-yo (same name) just at another place in edgewater. Half the age and head game just as good.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to say it.

I can attest to this. I thought maybe I just had a bad apple because I tried haggling ($1. 8 total) and yoyo rushed me out in typical CDP fashion. Definitely not a repeat for me. But just like he said, got to work it right.

[PartyTime0]

So I been doing this for a long time and it's surprising on some of the posts here. My standards aren't crazy extreme but I do tell the truth. Not sure if the people posting these reviews have little to none exp or just haven't had good service before. Either way don't get offended and keep on posting. With that being said I have been wanting to post this for some time now. Yo-yo in my eyes is subpar. Please stop raving and hyping her up because it's really not all that. There are so many other spots within a 2 min drive that can guarantee you a better time. Just do your research and that means actually trying new spots rather than relying on someone's reviews (thanks for those that shared). I see these reviews and can get probably x3 times more compared to what people say you can get and with no up charge. You just need to work it right. I'm not young nor old and I'm not brad Pitt. All you have to do is try.

Get offended all you want but you can find at least 5-10 providers in edgewater that are better than yo-yo and look better. One example and you can do the research yourself is Yo-yo (same name) just at another place in edgewater. Half the age and head game just as good.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to say it.

[MattBattan]

Wow a lot of spas to pick from in Edgewater. Went to see Yoyo after reading nice reviews, was my first time there and mms was very kind when I got there, no hassle. Made an appointment same day about 4 hours in advance. Yoyo greeted me in the room wearing a black one piece and we quickly settled the tip for 120 like I'd seen on here. Anyhow I was not going to low ball and risk a bad first session so that was it and off we went to the TS. Yoyo is 5'3" or so, friendly and welcoming, and has a cute face IMO although with a lot of make up. Her body is slim and her boobs are natural and not big. The TS was very good. As soon as we were back in the room the BBBJ ensued. Didn't want to stop really. Finally the cover with cowgirl, to finish with BBBJCIM. A little massage to finish our session. She is a repeat for sure! Her BJ was as good as everybody said.

I agree with you assessment of Yo Yo. I saw her the other day and the one thing that surprised me was how quiet the spa was. Yo-yo indicated that she was very slow right now. May be a good time to see her.

[Native River]

Wow a lot of spas to pick from in Edgewater. Went to see Yoyo after reading nice reviews, was my first time there and mms was very kind when I got there, no hassle. Made an appointment same day about 4 hours in advance. Yoyo greeted me in the room wearing a black one piece and we quickly settled the tip for 120 like I'd seen on here. Anyhow I was not going to low ball and risk a bad first session so that was it and off we went to the TS. Yoyo is 5'3" or so, friendly and welcoming, and has a cute face IMO although with a lot of make up. Her body is slim and her boobs are natural and not big. The TS was very good. As soon as we were back in the room the BBBJ ensued. Didn't want to stop really. Finally the cover with cowgirl, to finish with BBBJCIM. A little massage to finish our session. She is a repeat for sure! Her BJ was as good as everybody said.

[Lgkok]

Edgewater, NJ 201-679-5605.

https://newjersey.rubratings.com/223668

Greeting NJ colleges! I typically just monger in Connecticut & NYC but read a Twitter tweet about a spa Edgewater, NJ with the phone number 201-679-5605. Can anyone PM details on this spa. Price, location, name, GFE, PSE, etc? My favorite spot (s) in Midtown are closed and I feel I may need to expand my area to find wild rimming kissing Asian ladies.

Try Hudson Spa 360 Old River Rd Edgewater, NJ Ask or make an appointment with YoYo. Her reviews are posted here.

One of the best BBBJ's around.

70 house plus tip. She will do BBFS if you're interested.

[GsxrDude]

Edgewater, NJ 201-679-5605.

https://newjersey.rubratings.com/223668

Greeting NJ colleges! I typically just monger in Connecticut & NYC but read a Twitter tweet about a spa Edgewater, NJ with the phone number 201-679-5605. Can anyone PM details on this spa. Price, location, name, GFE, PSE, etc? My favorite spot (s) in Midtown are closed and I feel I may need to expand my area to find wild rimming kissing Asian ladies.

Sent you PM with some details, welcome to NNJ forum! Thanks for your contributions on Conn / NYC forums.

[GordonFreeman]

Edgewater, NJ 201-679-5605.

https://newjersey.rubratings.com/223668

Greeting NJ colleges! I typically just monger in Connecticut & NYC but read a Twitter tweet about a spa Edgewater, NJ with the phone number 201-679-5605. Can anyone PM details on this spa. Price, location, name, GFE, PSE, etc? My favorite spot (s) in Midtown are closed and I feel I may need to expand my area to find wild rimming kissing Asian ladies.

[RandMcNasty]

Not from the area so hopefully I have the appropriate region. This is in Little Ferry. I hadn't seen any reports on it so, apologies if this is supposed to be UTR. Only extra is HJ (Linda was masked) but she had an above average massage and a well-above average ending (if you like slow and sensual like I do). Didn't even negotiate for the ending, which is always appreciated by me. Tipped. 6. If they make me negotiate I only offer 0. 4 and _maybe_ go up a Hamilton if things have been going well so far. At least with Linda, I'm 95% certain no further extras, but none sought by me. I was mostly just looking for a good massage and got it.

[MaxDaDesi]

Does anyone know of any European or Caucasian spa. In the area. Never visited these. Getting bored with the AMP. Not interested in LMP, just not my preference.

[BBFnatic]

Hey if she wanted to better providers in North Jersey and is it true what I hear she does full bareback fuck? Please somebody give.

Yep yoyo / lisa do BBFS but they might ask for extra but are willing to negotiate. Lowball offer might be accepted but could result in subpar performance so try to haggle for reasonable rate. I'd say about 200/220 total seems about right.

[Merc2001]

Hey if she wanted to better providers in North Jersey and is it true what I hear she does full bareback fuck? Please somebody give.

My recent experiences at Hudson.

Yoyo. As others have said and I have seen many times. Best experience. YMMV possibly.

Lisa. Tried Lisa on mms reco 2 weeks ago. Good body structure with on top 'c's. Looks like open options. YMMV.

Krista. Yoyo was still not back from vacation. Tried Krista last week, great BBBJ and bls and cfs. Nice tight box.

Bibi. New girl last week, not a great experience. Ok BBBJ. Had to ask and she was trying to upsell for BBBJ. Will not repeat. To each his own.

[HummerVette]

Nice. I saw Yoyo once recently based on reviews here. She was definitely one of the best BBJ providers. Planning to see her again before the weekend. This time I'm trying more of her menu. Are there any other providers comparable in this place or any nearby places. Iran comparable in quality. Thanks guys.

Hey if she wanted to better providers in North Jersey and is it true what I hear she does full bareback fuck? Please somebody give.