Massage Parlor Reports

[Southside103]

Ooo you thought I was done. I got more. So Friday (I skipped a day. I know). I told my driver take me to the ghetto spots. "Guys listen I telling this because I did it. I don't recommend ya'll try this". After my driver took 10mins to try to talk me out of this, we went. I took me to la mejor, circa mercado, mariscos and another no name one. All 4 were on the same block. When we got into the area there were cops that only allowed you to go into some areas there if you lived there. When we go on the block. Dude this was like ghetto bronx or brooklyn with a twist. Wall to wall homeless and drunks. Hooker well all over the place. There was one fine as dark skin- slim hooker there (she looked like a model- like a dark skin cassy). But I said I'll go in to the clubs first. If the clubs are wack then I'll bring her to the hotel. I first went into la mejor (la mayor), this was like a low buget club and bar. Problem was it was wall to wall people. Too crowded. Next! I walked 2 steps and there was another one. Don't remember the order I went into the clubs after la mejor, but next one was dark as hell and there was a odd blue light in the back and a red one in the front. Scary. Next one was one step down the block. This one was dark too but I was that way due to all the smoke. I was like a bar and the hooker were all next to it waiting like sharks. Last one was all these spot in one, minus the crowd. Dude I ran out this one. I looked for the hooker I saw before but she was gone. DAAAMMMITT. Anyway. Bjs were 10 and fs was 50 for hh, it these spots. OK this is my last night. I went back to old faithful. Royal Elegance. I choose this dark skin shortie because I had a taste for one now. Columbian girl. (no shit) really nice. One kid she is working to feed. Coversation 8. BJ 5, FS 8. 5. (dude she was great. Its was like do with me what you want). Yea baby. I was so tried when I was done. Ooo bye the was I told them I'm paying 60$ and the owner was like ok. So this spot you can make the price. Fucking cool.

[Living Legend]

I've been to Panama a few times over the past years on business. Out of all the chics I've been with there, only one was actually panamanian all the others were columbian, no complaints though.

For some reason I prefer the girls at the bars/ hotels. You can get them to spend the night for around 200 and bang them all night take a nap and bang em again in the morning. I like to get my money worth out of them.

Elite is definitely too expensive got to buy the girls about 10 drinks for the club to allow them to leave plus the cost of the girl. But the girls are hot.

Glad you had a good time.

[Blackjes]

So first on the list is Royal Elegance. I went to elite II and it was over price and had alot of barbie dolls there. I like a thicker women (not too thick). Pardise club was way to expensive. Free open bar after 20$ fee but to order take out was 300$ us. Fuck that. Oo bye the way. They only use us money. So your money don mean much over there. But if you leave the tour areas you can live good. Ok but to the first stop. Royal Elegance is a odd spot. The us army likes this spot so don't go on Thursday. The get shore leave that day and get paid. First you walk in and see some girl setting down in the first lobby. If you don't like them then you go up stairs and see more in the bar area. You tell the bar man or the owner and he lines up all the chicks and you pick. LOL. I felt mad conceded doing that. LOL I went on Monday. Not a great selection but the one I choose was jessica. A columbian. Hot, great body. She walked me hand and hand to the room on some girlfriend shit. Had a good conversation and then she to a shower in front of me. Then it was on. Kissing me like she was me chick. The BJ was good (6). Fuck was (7). Bye the was there is no bareback with these girls. They get check every Tuesday or Thursday at the clinic, get a card stamped, which allows them to work in the parlors. Service cost 80$. Then afterwards she give me a towel I took a shower with her then I was gone.

Dayuumm my dude. I need to quit playin around in get a plane ticket in my hand. I cant even lie that shit sounds like it was a lot of fun. Hopefully i make it there. One day. until then ill just stick to the Ave lol

BlaQue

[Southside103]

Ok. Tuesday run around lead me to golden times (not golden showers you sick fucks. LOL) But first I started with midnights. Exspensive as paradise. 20$ cover and drink are over priced. Many barbie dolls, but I can get that in the clubs at home. I'm looking to fuck the natives. So thats was dead. Club Miami was a fuck up experience for me. They made me fell like a outsider. (In the last report I will play myself for writing this). The club was like a club at home. But here is the twist. Only one girl on the stage at a time (but its a big ass stage). All the other were on the floor working the crowd like on the stroll. All of the girls wear white panties and bars (LOL. Like their virgins). Remember there is a 90 to 10 percent ratio of columbian to panamainias in every club. Ooo I forgot to say. The way you can tell if you not a native is the columbian chicks have implants very small waists and not really large butts, also they tend to be short and have long black hair or blonde hair. (yes I said blonde) they favor our white barbie dolls here in the states. Ok back to this club no cover. Drinks over priced unless you buy a beer. The girls on stage you don't tip. They just dance to get your attention and then after its over her makes her way over to you. But again the treatment for the place it self sucks. Bomboneros across the street had no girls in it. Free to get in. I ask the club owner what was up and he said he had 30 girls but 25 left with customers to there hotels. Wow they must of looked hot as hell. OK now for golden times. Remember I was feeling like the man a royal elegance. Well fuck that. Son you go in the mistress (yes a mistress) leads you to a room with recliner and big screen tv. She gives you a drink and then tells you the rules. "every girl will come in and met with you for 15 seconds after then all come in and go then you will select the one you like by the number displayed on there hip or ass". I sounded like little john when she said that. WHAT. WHAT. OK. Each one walked in one by one said Hello, turn and showed me there assets then left. Again WHAT. OK. So I saw this asian girl. By the was it was a mixture of black. Latin and 2 asians. This asian girl had nice size tits but dude when she turnned around. I can't explain it, just see the pic later. (but remember she is asian that means thin frame and short). I said I want her number 3! Number 3 or asia (of course) lead me to the room, took a shower, give me a massage then it was on. Shortie called herself the head nurse. And yes she was. Superhead you have comp. BJ was 9 (no-one gets a 10). FS was 8. Conversation was a 6. Price was 95$. But worth 200$ bye the was she is asian and panaimaina. Wow

[Southside103]

So first on the list is Royal Elegance. I went to elite II and it was over price and had alot of barbie dolls there. I like a thicker women (not too thick). Pardise club was way to expensive. Free open bar after 20$ fee but to order take out was 300$ us. Fuck that. Oo bye the way. They only use us money. So your money don mean much over there. But if you leave the tour areas you can live good. Ok but to the first stop. Royal Elegance is a odd spot. The us army likes this spot so don't go on Thursday. The get shore leave that day and get paid. First you walk in and see some girl setting down in the first lobby. If you don't like them then you go up stairs and see more in the bar area. You tell the bar man or the owner and he lines up all the chicks and you pick. LOL. I felt mad conceded doing that. LOL I went on Monday. Not a great selection but the one I choose was jessica. A columbian. Hot, great body. She walked me hand and hand to the room on some girlfriend shit. Had a good conversation and then she to a shower in front of me. Then it was on. Kissing me like she was me chick. The BJ was good (6). Fuck was (7). Bye the was there is no bareback with these girls. They get check every Tuesday or Thursday at the clinic, get a card stamped, which allows them to work in the parlors. Service cost 80$. Then afterwards she give me a towel I took a shower with her then I was gone.

[Southside103]

Damm. Ok I got that out. Now the rap up.

Prositution is leagal as long as you it in a bothel or club and or massage parlor, your good as long as it has a roof and bed. Now if your trying to fuck a panamainan good luck. There isn't much in the clubs. Columbians come over on a student visa and work the clubs. Make money for there familys and then go home in 4mths, when the visa runs up, (but every one I've met were there over 6mths). Every hotel (not the all inclusive ones) have a bar across the street were the chicks come to pick you up (I said they pick you up because they are aggressive, one look at her and she is jumping at your side). And the hotels are whole friendly. Or at least the one I was in. (marriot Panama). Always befriend a cab driver. I befriended this one and he was cool as hell so for my peeps going to Panama. Call Mario 6629-0063 and tell him I sent you. This guy will take you to all the hot spots and watch your back. Plus if your looking for a special chick he will scout the club and report back to you. All for 20$ or more. Ok guys are you ready for the hot shit.

[Tech Cat]

Anyone know of a good AMP that offers a shower?

[Sinergy69]

Being formerly from Long Island I can attest to the fact that the best stuff is NOT ofund in the Queens Tribune, but in fact Newsday.

Look in the center of the paper wher the classifieds are in the begining coloumns of the classifieds look in personals then "adult entertainment" if you can't find it there it does not exist. Large selection of AMPs and others for your pleasure.

[Hoya Boy]

Does anyone know of any massage parlors in Queens with Latin girls?

[Living Legend]

They also publish the classifieds online, although I'm not sure how often the website is updated.

[GravelPath]

Hi guys,

I have found that the best place to find massage parlor listings in Queens is in the last 3 pages of the Queens Tribune which is a local paper and is given out for free at Diner's and such. Many of the parlors are located in Flushing & Bayside and a few in Forest Hills.

Hello, Mr. Publisher of the Queens Tribune!

[Globe Trotter]

Hi guys,

I have found that the best place to find massage parlor listings in Queens is in the last 3 pages of the Queens Tribune which is a local paper and is given out for free at Diner's and such. Many of the parlors are located in Flushing & Bayside and a few in Forest Hills.

I will let you know how they are as soon as I get "rubbed" in a few of them hopefully with "Special Service". I am getting sticker shock since I cam back to NY after having lived in Ecuador for the past 4 years, there you camn get Full Service & massage for between $10-$25, no kidding, and alot of the babes are 8+.

[Robert Palli]

If it's real.

[Kwik Ryk]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/ers/414635109.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/ers/414549085.html

Anybody tried this women renuka in astoria queens near the intersection of 22nd and 23rd. She says 150/hr sensual massage. She sounds like a real indian women. She claims she is 22 but I suspect much older. Also the pics look kinda fake. Any input greatly appreciated.

Thanks

She looks pretty hot.

[Robert Palli]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/ers/414635109.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/ers/414549085.html

Anybody tried this women renuka in astoria queens near the intersection of 22nd and 23rd. She says 150/hr sensual massage. She sounds like a real indian women. She claims she is 22 but I suspect much older. Also the pics look kinda fake. Any input greatly appreciated.

Thanks