Strip Club Reports

[Steveab]

Excellent rules of engagement not just for this club but almost any other establishment I've been to. As stated with the shortened 2 for 1 dances; most dancers will agree to do this special after the announced one is over same price for 2 regular length dances.
And yes for 8 dances I had an excellent time, remember that was 2 for 1 at $25 per. This cost me $100, in some of the clubs I have been to this would have been between $160 and $240.
In most cases if the first thing out of a dancers mouth is would you like a dance, I let her go. And if the interaction at the stage is no good the dance in the couch room will probably also be lackluster. Some girls will oversell there talents onstage to get you to the couch room; but it is rarely the occasion where they will interact better in the couch room than they did onstage. Remember the stage is where they get to advertise their capabilities.
The girls that want $35 per dance; I will let them go. Most girls are willing to negotiate and I do not like the hardcore mercenary types although exceptions have been.
I prefer the clubs where they let the dancers negotiate the prices; less overhead for her and more interaction for me.
And definitely treat the girl right, some might take advantage of this but most will appreciate your treatment and reciprocate. I have gotten ripped off in the past, but for the most part I have met some very nice girls who have let me know nice treatment and respect are appreciated.
This club gives you a lot to work with.

[Jason Todd]

I've always considered PP's Champagne Room to be a 1st-class ripoff. For the money you'd spend in there for the possibility of a HJ, you could buy couple of hours with a top-shelf, A-1 escort and get waaay more mileage.

True. But even if you want to play at the club you can get the same HJ or even BJ on the back couches for 1/3 or 1/2 the price of the "private" area. Get the right girl and even they will tell you they think it's all a ripoff.

[Smut Villian]

My biggest problem with PP's "champagne room" at the moment is not the question of sex or not. You have always been able to get girls to get you off at that club if you pick right. My problem is the cost. $500 might get you time with a girl and a crappy bottle of something I wouldn't want to drink just for the illusion of more privacy. I'd rather take my chances on the couches and spending less money on it too.

I've always considered PP's Champagne Room to be a 1st-class ripoff. For the money you'd spend in there for the possibility of a HJ, you could buy couple of hours with a top-shelf, A-1 escort and get waaay more mileage.

[Jason Todd]

Good post Daemlar. No matter how any of us wants to play the stripclub game or how much money we have to spend your rule #8 is a lock for anyone. Never take plastic to a club like that and never reload once you are out of ammo you wanted to spend for the night.

My biggest problem with PP's "champagne room" at the moment is not the question of sex or not. You have always been able to get girls to get you off at that club if you pick right. My problem is the cost. $500 might get you time with a girl and a crappy bottle of something I wouldn't want to drink just for the illusion of more privacy. I'd rather take my chances on the couches and spending less money on it too.

[Nacky]

Thanks for the guide. I have to say that I had the best time in Charleston's Emerald City with a puerto rican hottie when she spent time with me chatting, got like a few table dances that were the best I've had! tipped on stage during her show and it paid off. Shame she is not there anymore.

Are Sunday nights a good time to go visit the strip clubs?

[Exjourno]

Rules number 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 9 are going to be true no matter which club you decide to visit. Especially rule #8. Great post.

Daemler's post is outstanding. His guide is very similar to the approach I tend to take, and I might alter some habits based on his advice.

I vary things a bit because I don't remove my cards from my wallet when I go. However, I ONLY use credit cards for my bar tab, which stays minimal, and I DO NOT use my ATM card to replenish my cash. I've only broken the latter part once, and I limited that to one lapdance that I really wanted and would have driven to an ATM for cash otherwise (and I didn't regret that decision; it wasn't a high-dollar private show).

EJ

[Smut Villian]

My personal choice has always been PP. I would guess the reason being that I'm the most comfortable there and have gone there infrequently the past seven years or so. Yes, its a corporate joint which I know turns some off and yes I've been burned a time or two by a dancer. Here's my two cents:

1) Lately, I try and schedule a trips in the early afternoon when they open. Its a $3. 00 door fee and free buffett. Me personally, I enjoy the odds being in my favor as far as few guys and a good number of girls on the floor.

2) Yes, day strippers tend to be a bit less attractive than your traditional night dancers, but I've found there to be at least two or three on the floor that could hold their own against their nocturnal counterparts.

3) Day or night, PLEASE do not get a dance from the first girl who plops her tail in your lap. Take at least a moment, down a beer, relax, and get the lay of the land. Watch the girls interact with other guys. Watch them dance. Watch them interact with other dancers. You may inadvertantly pick up a few bits of info that will determine whether you really want a private dance from them.

4) Watch out for the "car salesperson stripper". High pressure. She grabs your hand and drags you to the back room without so much as a hello. "C'mon, sexy. Let's go back and get to know eachother" right out the gate can lead to subpar dances and high price extortion. During the day, the ones who spend a little time chatting tend to provide the better service in the back room from my experience.

5) Don't be afraid to converse with the girls. You never know what info you'll pick up (especially from the girls who have been there awhile).

6) Here's a hint that works well at PP: The girls here (as mentioned before) do give some of the most amazing stage dances. Lots of touching, grinding, ear nibbling/licking, etc. May lead to high contact/mileage private dances later. My rule (which I haven't broken in years) is I don't get a private dance from ANY girl until I tip them on the main/side stage. I'll even tell some of them this when approached. I would much rather waste a dollar at the stage than 20+ in the back.

6) Strippers are people too. Treat them accordingly. You don't have to be all sweet and cuddly here, but at the very least, treat them like the humans they are. Otherwise, stay at home, log onto your favorite porn site, and wack off.

7) PP still runs the Two-for-One-Dance Specials. For those of you who are new to this, this is when the club offers two dances for the price of one. Expect almost every girl in the club to go into sales mode, moving from person to person offering private dances. Here's a secret you can test. Next time they call for a two-for-one-dance, abstain. Pull out your cell phone and get ready to start the stopwatch application. Start it when the first song cranks up. You'll find that all the songs magically become shorter (assume the average song lasts 4:30). Two-for-one songs can be less than a couple minutes. Are you really getting the deal you were angling for?

8) Cash in hand only! Sit down and figure out how much you're willing to part with during your trip. Pull that money out BEFORE you go to the club. Take your debit cards, credit cards, and check book OUT of your wallet. Leave them at home. Don't put them in your car because I can almost guarantee you'll be running out to grab them once that hot little thing starts suggesting going back to the champagne room would be a good investment (see #9). Once you're out of money, go back home. I make a little game of it. How much money can I leave with and still get off?

9) This should be common knowledge, but I'll say it again because it bears repeating: NO MATTER WHAT ANY STRIPPER TELLS YOU, THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM! Are there exceptions? Many of my peers tell me yes. However, I can't count the number of horror stories I've heard about guys dropping $900 or $1000 for a hand job or less back there. My opinion is that in the club, YOU have the leverage. YOU'RE the customer. Its tough enough to keep control out on the floor, but once you're in the back room SHE'S in control. Avoid this situation at all costs.

Just my thoughts and I hope they're useful to you guys.

Rules number 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 9 are going to be true no matter which club you decide to visit. Especially rule #8. Great post.

[Daemlar]

My personal choice has always been PP. I would guess the reason being that I'm the most comfortable there and have gone there infrequently the past seven years or so. Yes, its a corporate joint which I know turns some off and yes I've been burned a time or two by a dancer. Here's my two cents:

1) Lately, I try and schedule a trips in the early afternoon when they open. Its a $3. 00 door fee and free buffett. Me personally, I enjoy the odds being in my favor as far as few guys and a good number of girls on the floor.

2) Yes, day strippers tend to be a bit less attractive than your traditional night dancers, but I've found there to be at least two or three on the floor that could hold their own against their nocturnal counterparts.

3) Day or night, PLEASE do not get a dance from the first girl who plops her tail in your lap. Take at least a moment, down a beer, relax, and get the lay of the land. Watch the girls interact with other guys. Watch them dance. Watch them interact with other dancers. You may inadvertantly pick up a few bits of info that will determine whether you really want a private dance from them.

4) Watch out for the "car salesperson stripper". High pressure. She grabs your hand and drags you to the back room without so much as a hello. "C'mon, sexy. Let's go back and get to know eachother" right out the gate can lead to subpar dances and high price extortion. During the day, the ones who spend a little time chatting tend to provide the better service in the back room from my experience.

5) Don't be afraid to converse with the girls. You never know what info you'll pick up (especially from the girls who have been there awhile).

6) Here's a hint that works well at PP: The girls here (as mentioned before) do give some of the most amazing stage dances. Lots of touching, grinding, ear nibbling/licking, etc. May lead to high contact/mileage private dances later. My rule (which I haven't broken in years) is I don't get a private dance from ANY girl until I tip them on the main/side stage. I'll even tell some of them this when approached. I would much rather waste a dollar at the stage than 20+ in the back.

6) Strippers are people too. Treat them accordingly. You don't have to be all sweet and cuddly here, but at the very least, treat them like the humans they are. Otherwise, stay at home, log onto your favorite porn site, and wack off.

7) PP still runs the Two-for-One-Dance Specials. For those of you who are new to this, this is when the club offers two dances for the price of one. Expect almost every girl in the club to go into sales mode, moving from person to person offering private dances. Here's a secret you can test. Next time they call for a two-for-one-dance, abstain. Pull out your cell phone and get ready to start the stopwatch application. Start it when the first song cranks up. You'll find that all the songs magically become shorter (assume the average song lasts 4:30). Two-for-one songs can be less than a couple minutes. Are you really getting the deal you were angling for?

8) Cash in hand only! Sit down and figure out how much you're willing to part with during your trip. Pull that money out BEFORE you go to the club. Take your debit cards, credit cards, and check book OUT of your wallet. Leave them at home. Don't put them in your car because I can almost guarantee you'll be running out to grab them once that hot little thing starts suggesting going back to the champagne room would be a good investment (see #9). Once you're out of money, go back home. I make a little game of it. How much money can I leave with and still get off?

9) This should be common knowledge, but I'll say it again because it bears repeating: NO MATTER WHAT ANY STRIPPER TELLS YOU, THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM! Are there exceptions? Many of my peers tell me yes. However, I can't count the number of horror stories I've heard about guys dropping $900 or $1000 for a hand job or less back there. My opinion is that in the club, YOU have the leverage. YOU'RE the customer. Its tough enough to keep control out on the floor, but once you're in the back room SHE'S in control. Avoid this situation at all costs.

Just my thoughts and I hope they're useful to you guys.

[Scmonger]

I went here on Sat 27 Dec from about 2:00 in the afternoon to about 6:00. When I first got here there were about 6 or 7 girls. No porkers and they were in the 6 to 8 range. By the time I left there were 20 girls and most were fairly decent. First girls I talked to wanted $25 to $30 per dance and I said no way. After three girls a girl came up and offered 2 for $25 and I got 8 (have to take advantage of a bargain). Another girl came up and I offered 2 for $30 and she accepted. So bargains are to be had. I think the afternoon is better as there are more girls than customers and that can make the dancers somewhat desperate. Interaction was extremely good. Actually at this club you tip at the stair railing and I get more interaction here than I do at most clubs in the couch room. I have been here three or four times in the afternoon and each time I have left very satisfied and spent way more money than I wanted to. The only things disappointing here are the loud music and the fact that the ATM machine only gives out $60 with a $6 surcharge. Don't be fooled into using the cashier for money, they also charge 10% and on top of that the girl wants a tip. All in all I am glad I don't live in the area because I would be broke.

Man 8 dances from the same girl. Hope you got to at least smell it during them.

You have had better luck there than I have and I know the day manager.

The ATM's at those places are usually privately owned. They charge way too much and some actually can store your card info and pin. If they wanted to they could clean your acct out after using them. I stick to bank ATM's before I get there and only get out what I am willing to throw away.

Haven't seen much across the bridge at Wally World lately. Looked like it was going to be a promising area. We can always hope for more.

Good luck.

[Steveab]

I went here on Sat 27 Dec from about 2:00 in the afternoon to about 6:00. When I first got here there were about 6 or 7 girls. No porkers and they were in the 6 to 8 range. By the time I left there were 20 girls and most were fairly decent. First girls I talked to wanted $25 to $30 per dance and I said no way. After three girls a girl came up and offered 2 for $25 and I got 8 (have to take advantage of a bargain). Another girl came up and I offered 2 for $30 and she accepted. So bargains are to be had. I think the afternoon is better as there are more girls than customers and that can make the dancers somewhat desperate. Interaction was extremely good. Actually at this club you tip at the stair railing and I get more interaction here than I do at most clubs in the couch room. I have been here three or four times in the afternoon and each time I have left very satisfied and spent way more money than I wanted to. The only things disappointing here are the loud music and the fact that the ATM machine only gives out $60 with a $6 surcharge. Don't be fooled into using the cashier for money, they also charge 10% and on top of that the girl wants a tip. All in all I am glad I don't live in the area because I would be broke.

[Nova Lurk]

First trip to HB yesterday afternoon. Arrived about 3, and there were more girls than customers, i.e a buyers market. Was met at the door by the most desperate of the dancers, and being my first trip, sat with her to get the lowdown. Her take was that girls working there tended to be on the "nasty" side all the while she gave me the Baltimore block handshake and I fondled the tata's. To thank her for the info and foreplay, got a dance and found out she delivered high mileage on the couches. After that I settled down, drank some O'Douls and was approached by fine, IMHO, looking women whose performance on couches I found were accurately described. Also, as I suspected by the monger/dancer ratio, the ladies were very flexible on the dance pricing. Lets just say I got high, higher and the highest mileage during the next 3 hours with a variety of the afternoon ladies in the couch rooms we had to ourselves. Viva Viagra!

[Umehome]

I took a tour of 3 of the local clubs last night and it was not an affair to remember.

Heartbreakers - I stayed for 1 beer. I did not see anything over a 6 while scanning the club and despite having a lot of seats filled the club's energy level seemed really dead. Better girls may have been busy on the couches but I didn't get the vibe that it was worth hanging around to find out so I didn't.

Savannah's/Chasity's - First time I had been in there since the name change and 87th remodel they've done. Only noteworthy thing here was that they were showing the UFC ppv and stopped the action on the stages for the main event which I liked. I was only in there for 2 beers and don't think I saw anything in there over a 6 on the talent scale. I'll probably will go back to this place again on a fight night to see if the talent has improved and to watch the onscreen action.

PP - Most of the girls were in the 5-7 range but I did see a couple of really hot girls in the club as well. Unfortunately the really hot ones came and went pretty quick so the steady choices were the others. Got a couple of uninspired dances with no real play involved. I expected a bit better crowd staff and customer wise for a Saturday night but I haven't hit this place in a long time so my expectations may have been way off.

One thing disappointing at every place, at least for me, was the lack of big racks. Where have the boobs gone in Columbia? I saw a few at PP that had some decent medium bolt-ons but nobody packing any large natural or unnatural wonders at any of the 3 clubs. Lots of nice big asses on display at PP, but a serious lack of the fullhourglass girls that's for sure.

I have to agree with the assessment of Savannahs's. This club is not anywhere near what it used to be and is a huge waste of money in my personal opinion.

After my last PP experience I havent been back but once during a Happy Hour. I have made a few visits to Hearbreakers and have been pretty pleased with the service. I have found that the best time to go is during the Happy Hour's. This is when a lot of the girls I have gotten to know work so it works out for me. I may try PP again but it may be a while due to the talent that I found at Hearbreakers and it is a lot less expensive to visit hearbreakers than PP. The girls, if you find the right ones, are a lot nicer than the PP girls and a lot less heavy on the wallet.

[Jason Todd]

I took a tour of 3 of the local clubs last night and it was not an affair to remember.

Heartbreakers - I stayed for 1 beer. I did not see anything over a 6 while scanning the club and despite having a lot of seats filled the club's energy level seemed really dead. Better girls may have been busy on the couches but I didn't get the vibe that it was worth hanging around to find out so I didn't.

Savannah's/Chasity's - First time I had been in there since the name change and 87th remodel they've done. Only noteworthy thing here was that they were showing the UFC ppv and stopped the action on the stages for the main event which I liked. I was only in there for 2 beers and don't think I saw anything in there over a 6 on the talent scale. I'll probably will go back to this place again on a fight night to see if the talent has improved and to watch the onscreen action.

PP - Most of the girls were in the 5-7 range but I did see a couple of really hot girls in the club as well. Unfortunately the really hot ones came and went pretty quick so the steady choices were the others. Got a couple of uninspired dances with no real play involved. I expected a bit better crowd staff and customer wise for a Saturday night but I haven't hit this place in a long time so my expectations may have been way off.

One thing disappointing at every place, at least for me, was the lack of big racks. Where have the boobs gone in Columbia? I saw a few at PP that had some decent medium bolt-ons but nobody packing any large natural or unnatural wonders at any of the 3 clubs. Lots of nice big asses on display at PP, but a serious lack of the fullhourglass girls that's for sure.

[Good Doctor]

I had a dream about going to this establishment. It is definitely an african-american dominant club. There were about 8 dancers in my dream. All black. Approximately 5 white customers including my crew of 3. Full service was on the menu with more than a few of them. I was a little tipsy in my dream but it seems anywhere from $ to $$ depending on the lady.

They are definitely not shy about dancing etc.

It was all a dream.

[Umehome]

Went to the Christmas party last night at Heartbreakers. It was a full house but a good time. A friend gave me a "vip" pass which gave me the idea that it would be a more private type party but NO, when I got there I had to park across the street. They gave away free drinks, ANYTHING, from 7-9 and a lot of free stuff which was cool. As far as the ladies go I saw some of the best stuff I have ever seen in columbia. It was hard to talk to any girls with all of the people in the club but I met one girl, a stunning young blonde, and had a few dances with her. They were doing two for 1's for 30 minutes so I took advantage of the opportunity. I am going back to see her next week and will report then.