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  1. #1504

    This is frigging hilarious

    Sooner, is this your damn dawg? LOL.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/PV7fqO2

  2. #1503
    So, here's a different kind of report.

    Some time back, someone on here asked about OTC ED pills. I posted a reply based on some things I had read, but I did not have any personal experience with them. So, out of curiosity, I thought I'd give one a try and see if it made any difference. Just so that you know, I'm in my late 50's, I'm overweight, diabetic and have high blood pressure. All of these things have combined to give me a little bit of trouble in that area.

    The two that were mentioned specifically were Rhino 7 and Black Panther. Black Panther (fist in the air, head bowed) had the better reviews, so I thought I'd give that one a try. I'll say, first off, these things weren't easy to find. However, I did locate a local source.

    As an aside: many or most of these pills (including the two mentioned) are considered "natural" substances and are not subject to FDA testing or controls. However, the FDA has looked at these two pills specifically, and has concluded that they contain sildenafil (generic name for viagra). It is not listed in the ingredients (since they couldn't legally sell it over the counter if they listed it). Because of this the FDA has issued a warning and urges people to not buy or take this pill. I suspect that selling this pill may not be totally legal, therefore I'm not going to say where I got it. However, if you want to know and are a regular poster here, I'll respond to queries. You should be aware that you are not breaking any laws by seeking it out or buying it. The government does not expect you to know that it isn't legal. And to be honest, I don't think the seller would get much more than a stern letter from the controlling agency telling them to stop selling it if they were found out.

    That said, you should be aware that sildenafil can interact with other medications (especially nitrates) and cause some undesirable effects. Like death. Sildenafil lowers your blood pressure by affecting your cardiovascular system in such a way that blood moves away from your internal organs like your heart and brain and more to your extremities like Little Willie.

    Now, the reviews I read online suggested that these pills work REALLY, REALLY well and that the effect can last up to 3 or 4 days. I suspect these reviews were planted by the people making and / or selling the stuff. The packaging suggests that you should take the pill about 30 minutes before engaging in sexual activity.

    So, being a man, I completely ignored the directions and took the pill and waited about 1 hour, then went to my favorite AMP. (My favorite AMP is whatever one happens to be close at the time). I will say that after about 15 or 20 minutes, my head did feel a little bit tingly. I took this to be a good sign. I also took the fact that I didn't pass out and my heart didn't stop to be a good sign, as well. (When I say my "head" felt tingly, I'm talking about the one on my shoulders, not the other one. Nothing down there, yet.).

    At the AMP, I asked for a one hour session. Got the usual 40 minutes or so of a nice sensual massage. During this massage, I was able to get a little bit of an erection. Normally, not much happens until after the flip and the beginning of some touching. So, the pill passed the first test. After the flip, the little darlin' went to work. Now, the reviews have stated that I should experience some increase in size, increase in sensation and ability to hold out longer before the big moment. To be honest, its hard to say if I experienced any of these. I may have had a slight increase in size, but it may have been my imagination. I may have been able to hold out a little longer. The reviews also suggested that I should have an increased output. I forgot to bring a measuring flask, so I don't know if that happened or not. But since I don't usually have anyone measuring my output, I'm not sure I care.

    The next test is to see if the effect lasts longer than a few hours. I will say, that it MAY have been a little easier to get an erection over the course of the next day. Or maybe not. I know that I was thinking about the effect of the pill and trying to get one during my normal day, so its hard to say (no pun intended) whether that was a real effect or not.

    Verdict: I think it may have helped a little bit, but was it enough to make it worth taking another one (at $10 a pill)? Probably not in this situation.

    Test #2: I bought two pills and two weeks later I decided to try the second one. I took the pill and then headed off to a local independent full service provider this time. I arrived about a half hour after taking the pill. Then I went to work. Without going into too many specifics, I'll just say that I think the effect seemed a little more pronounced this time. I THINK I was able to get and maintain an erection just a LITTLE BIT easier than normal. But, I must say, the effect wasn't huge. (Again, no pun intended.) Slightly easier to get an erection. Slightly easier to hold off and control the release.

    I do have decreased sensation when using a cover, and I can say for certain that the pill provided no improvement in that area. I have read that excessive jerking off can cause decreased sensation. If that's the case, I'm screwed. Let that be a warning to you younger guys.

    VERDICT: Was it worth $10 a pill? Hmmm. I doubt it. I don't think the effect was pronounced enough to make it worth the effort and the cost. I don't know whether the amount of Sildenafil in the pill is close to the same as in prescription Viagra or not. It may only be a fraction of the amount. It might be worth trying two pills to see if that helps. However, that's twice the cost and I could kill myself, so there's a slight downside. I'm not sure I'd take 2 at once, but I might try taking one and then taking another a few hours later. I don't recommend anyone else try this. It isn't safe.

    Disclaimer: I'm not a medical doctor, I don't play one on TV and I didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night. This review does not constitute medical advice. Take at your own risk and don't call me if you die. I'm not responsible. Don't take this if you are taking any nitrates, diabetic medication or if you are over the age of 30. Talk to your doctor to see if you're healthy enough for sexual activity and illegal OTC drugs.

  3. #1502
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    Posts: 1315
    Quote Originally Posted by OldManRiver96  [View Original Post]
    So this past weekend I was in Kansas City, spending the weekend at a Hotel / Casino. Sunday afternoon I'm walking out, minding my own business and I see a somewhat tall Asian women. She was dressed business like with slacks, nice blouse and heals. I thought she looks very nice. She had her head down as she approached, and about 10 to 15 feet from me, she raised her head up and I almost spit my drink on the floor.

    It was our old friend Lee, from Jade Massage. So much for going back to China LOL.

    NO I didn't approach her as I was with my S / O (sorry guys, I would have approached her but it was not a good day to die, if you know what I mean). So no shot at finding out where she was or what she was doing. Just found it interesting and thought I would share the sighting with everyone. Who knows, maybe she's working up in the KC area now.
    Was she alone? I'm imagining her dressed up wearing heels, 'Smoking hott' body. For as much as we don't like to acknowledge, many of these ladies are not as free to come and go as we may believe, they do very well at hiding their particular situation and do as they are told.

  4. #1501
    Quote Originally Posted by KjSvette  [View Original Post]
    How qo you guys find out what's on a menu and not get shut down? Especially when they say no specific questions will be answered. I've tried hinting about different events and some will come out and reply or ask if this is what your talking about. However alot of them just stop texting or hangup.
    I come right out and ask if they have "any restrictions. " That is not asking them what they DO. It is asking them what they do NOT do. Big difference. I had one tonight, Chanel the blond chick, tell me that she refuses to discuss services over the phone. She said with that in mind, you either want to see me or you don't. I told her you are right and that I don't LOL. I went on to tell her I will not waste my time not knowing what I am getting, especially when I am paying lots and lots of my hard earned money. When asked the "any restrictions?" question, most will just tell me, like I don't do anal or you got to have protection, etc. When they stop responding I tell them that answers my question and goodbye. Another one I talked to tonight was the black chick Katlyn. She has raised her prices from what she first quoted me and I told her to forget it. Just the way I roll. Bottom line is this, there are dozens and dozens and dozens of quality providers in ICT that I can have a fantastic time with for less than 200 hour easily. So why would I waste my time on anybody that won't discuss services, raises prices, has ATTITUDE, won't answer the phone, won't text in a timely manner, etc. Hell, if I wanted to have controversy with a female, I would just stay home for free. LOL.

    Chanel with attitude: http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-bone/8002845.

    Katlyn with price increase: http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-body/9186371.

  5. #1500

    Question

    How qo you guys find out what's on a menu and not get shut down? Especially when they say no specific questions will be answered. I've tried hinting about different events and some will come out and reply or ask if this is what your talking about. However alot of them just stop texting or hangup.

  6. #1499

    Saw an old Friend of ours.

    So this past weekend I was in Kansas City, spending the weekend at a Hotel / Casino. Sunday afternoon I'm walking out, minding my own business and I see a somewhat tall Asian women. She was dressed business like with slacks, nice blouse and heals. I thought she looks very nice. She had her head down as she approached, and about 10 to 15 feet from me, she raised her head up and I almost spit my drink on the floor.

    It was our old friend Lee, from Jade Massage. So much for going back to China LOL.

    NO I didn't approach her as I was with my S / O (sorry guys, I would have approached her but it was not a good day to die, if you know what I mean). So no shot at finding out where she was or what she was doing. Just found it interesting and thought I would share the sighting with everyone. Who knows, maybe she's working up in the KC area now.

  7. #1498
    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    When we start offering subscription level services and if you wish to have them we would prefer you pay with a prepaid card as well.

    However, just to let you know, our processor is outside of the USA.

    Bitcoins are a digital asset that can be converted to currency. We are most likely (99%) going to be accepting them as well. I would suggest you become familiar with them if you wish to continue playing in the adult world. It's becoming harder and harder to find banks that will process adult website transactions.

    Funny though, it's not hard to find bankers that come here.

    A2
    I can do the prepaid card thing. That will make it easier. Thanks A2.

  8. #1497
    Quote Originally Posted by IGotGame  [View Original Post]
    Bitcoin is generally used in the dark web. Dark web is the other side of the internet where all illegal stuff takes place. Drugs, assassination, hire hitman, etc.

    Bitcoin is money used in the dark web. Usually people who use bitcoin and darkweb are people who does not want anything traced back to them.
    Gotcha IGG. Come to think of it, I read about that shit awhile back. Getting old and CRS.

  9. #1496
    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    When we start offering subscription level services and if you wish to have them we would prefer you pay with a prepaid card as well.

    However, just to let you know, our processor is outside of the USA.

    Bitcoins are a digital asset that can be converted to currency. We are most likely (99%) going to be accepting them as well. I would suggest you become familiar with them if you wish to continue playing in the adult world. It's becoming harder and harder to find banks that will process adult website transactions.

    Funny though, it's not hard to find bankers that come here.

    A2
    LOL thanks A2.

  10. #1495
    Administrator


    Posts: 4922

    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkerict  [View Original Post]
    I just read a little of the above link "Important Notice".

    Am I reading it correctly they're thinking of using bitcoin to pay for memberships? I tried to figure that bitcoin thing out and don't understand it at all. I'd much rather pay with a prepaid card or send in a money order with my screenname.

    Thoughts??
    When we start offering subscription level services and if you wish to have them we would prefer you pay with a prepaid card as well.

    However, just to let you know, our processor is outside of the USA.

    Bitcoins are a digital asset that can be converted to currency. We are most likely (99%) going to be accepting them as well. I would suggest you become familiar with them if you wish to continue playing in the adult world. It's becoming harder and harder to find banks that will process adult website transactions.

    Funny though, it's not hard to find bankers that come here.

    A2

  11. #1494

    Bitcoin

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad  [View Original Post]
    Jay, what is a bitcoin? I don't see a link either. I won't pay anything with any account that could ever be traced back to me. Hell I even buy minutes for my burnphone with cash LOL I think I read 1984 as a kid too much. LOL.
    Bitcoin is generally used in the dark web. Dark web is the other side of the internet where all illegal stuff takes place. Drugs, assassination, hire hitman, etc.

    Bitcoin is money used in the dark web. Usually people who use bitcoin and darkweb are people who does not want anything traced back to them.

  12. #1493
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkerict  [View Original Post]
    I just read a little of the above link "Important Notice".

    Am I reading it correctly they're thinking of using bitcoin to pay for memberships? I tried to figure that bitcoin thing out and don't understand it at all. I'd much rather pay with a prepaid card or send in a money order with my screenname.

    Thoughts??
    Jay, what is a bitcoin? I don't see a link either. I won't pay anything with any account that could ever be traced back to me. Hell I even buy minutes for my burnphone with cash LOL I think I read 1984 as a kid too much. LOL.

  13. #1492

    Whats your take on it.

    I just read a little of the above link "Important Notice".

    Am I reading it correctly they're thinking of using bitcoin to pay for memberships? I tried to figure that bitcoin thing out and don't understand it at all. I'd much rather pay with a prepaid card or send in a money order with my screenname.

    Thoughts??

  14. #1491

    Jtw

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad  [View Original Post]
    LOL thanks to all of you that posted best wishes. You guys be safe and see you soon.
    Speedy recovery bro.

  15. #1490
    Quote Originally Posted by JaybirdsInfo  [View Original Post]
    I forward this guide as a way of furthering better communications between members of our membership.

    The ranking of female hotness between 1 and 10 is often times heavily skewed due to lack of real world experience. More often than not guys overestimate hotness because they honestly do not know how hot females are capable of being. Many men might classify a girl as a 9, when in reality she is barely a 4. This is because very few people have had the opportunity to spot a true 10. They don't know how high the bar has been set. True 10's are extremely elusive, perhaps even mythical. Their existence is the stuff of legend, a whisper in history by those who witnessed their beauty first hand and were strong enough to survive the shock. What's it like to see a true 10? Remember when all the Nazi faces melted off after opening the Ark of the Covenant in Indiana Jones? It's like that. Some girls really are that hot.

    1) Trolls.

    One is the loneliest number, for good reason. 1's are as disgusting as it gets. It is never acceptable to sleep with a 1. If you bang a 1, you are cursed and shamed for life. It is a scarlet letter of ugly whoredom that will be remembered in paddle speeches for eternity. 1's are not welcome in public. You'll never see them on campus or out at a bar. Rumor has it, they lurk in the dungeons of fratcastles at night, like vultures waiting with disturbing patience to reverse rape an unsuspecting pledge who is too wasted and nave to understand what is happening.

    2) Ugly Girls.

    An ugly girl is an ugly girl. You should all know this definition. She won't turn any heads, but she also won't be stoned to death if she's seen in public.

    3) Most Girls.

    When a girl says that she's a 5 or a 6, she really means a 3. This is probably the largest category of females on the planet. This is what most of your average slampieces can be classified as. Although 3's are not ugly, they are certainly not hot. A generally accepted term for a 3 is "cute. " Often times, their faces will be sexy and loadsplosion worthy, but their bodies will be pudgy and amorphous. 3's have the most potential to rise in class, if only they had the discipline to go to the gym more often and stop eating ice cream when they're depressed.

    4) Most Good Looking Girls.

    4 is a pretty good baseline for hotness. It's about as low as you can go before you fall into the "just cute" category. 4's take care of their bodies and understand their place in the pecking order of hotness. Often times, they have incredibly low self-esteem because they compare themselves to women who are much hotter than they are. They fail to see their own beauty, which is their Achilles heel, and your advantage. This weakness can be easily exploited. Simply reassure her of her own innate beauty and she'll be slobbin' knob in no time.

    5) The Hottest Girl You Know.

    Think of the hottest girl you personally know. She is a 5. Don't argue with it, accept it and learn to set your sights higher. Most guys would hardly have a chance with this type of girl because they rate her too highly. Because she is so highly over-rated her ego drastically inflates, which often makes her a raging * She is a big fish in a small pond, but she thinks she's the queen of the ocean. The best way to deal with a hot * like this is to destroy her false sense of superiority. Publicly demean her and expose her true inner ugliness and she will be begging you to bang her just to verify her own false pretenses.

    6) The Hottest Girl You've Ever Seen in Real Life.

    6's are typically what most guys would overrate as a 9. She is the hottest girl you've ever seen. Usually you just catch a fleeting glimpse of a 6 at a pool party or an upscale bar. Although 6's are extremely hot, they are often the easiest to approach. 6 is where most rating scales top out. Most guys put 6's up on a pedestal and are too afraid or insecure to approach them. This strange phenomenon actually deters guys from talking to 6's. This perplexes the 6, who is usually bored and craving attention, entertainment, and cock. Simply walk up and start a conversation. She will respect how big your balls are and hopefully if you play your cards right, she will soon be sucking on them.

    7) Celebrities.

    7 is usually where fantasy rating begins. 7 marks the beginning of the 1%. Only 1% of the females on this planet control 70% of the hotness. It isn't fair, but neither is capitalism. If you don't like it, go live in a communist country where hotness is repressed and everyone is the same shade of busted. Megan Fox is the perfect example of a 7. She is so hot and famous that she is virtually out of reach. Most guys don't have a shit's chance in a chocolate factory. If you want to get a 7, you've got to get famous. 80,000 hits on a YouTube video of you taking a wasabi enema up your ass isn't going to cut it. You've got to be a rock star, movie star, or a titan in the entertainment industry (super agent, big shot producer, etc.) to have any shot at a celebrity.

    8) Victoria's Secret Models.

    These women are simply famous because they are uber hot. Being an 8 does not require any outstanding qualities or skills, other than god given hotness. Most of their life has been given to them on a silver platter. All you have to do to get an 8 is be extremely rich. Being famous is a plus, but not necessary, just cash. Supermodels are like ravens, buy them lots of shiny things, and they will be happy.

    9) Porn Stars.

    9 is the uncontested slam trophy of the modern godless world. 9's are not only incredibly hot, but they can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose with a smile on their face. You wouldn't last 30 seconds with a 9. Sex is her craft and she is a consumate professional. She is a sorcerer of sex, a cumshot conjuror. She is so hot that millions of heinous perverts around the world are currently masturbating to her at this very moment. All you need to have to get a 9 is a big dick and the sexual stamina of an oversexed bronco on horse Viagra. To clarify, not every * who screws dudes on camera for money is a 9. Any number can find success in the porn industry. Even trolls can find work, usually by banging midgets, animals, or something.

    10) Legends.

    10's are a mysterious force in the Universe. They are not fully understood and cannot be controlled or contained. 10 is a degree of hotness that changes the course of human history forever. The tales and legends of 10's are passed down from generation to generation over the course of centuries and millennia. A true 10 is like an astronomical event, they only happen every few thousand years. Helen of Troy was a 10. Cleopatra was a 10. True 10 hotness caused global wars and brought entire empires to their knees. Men fought and died because someone HAD to hit it, no matter the cost in public funds and human life.

    Some believe that 10's are all extinct, or perhaps that they never even existed at all. Others claim that they exist, but that no one can live to tell the tale. Their hotness is so overwhelming that anyone who sees a 10 in person cannot help but masturbate to death on the spot. Some believe that the end of the Mayan calendar signals the arrival of the next 10. She will be the prophesized one who will mold and shape the future of mankind with her molecularly perfect ass and tits. Unfortunately we will all have to wait until 2030 when she turns 18 and can finally shoot a Playboy centerfold. This event will mark the end of us. It will spark a synchronized worldwide boner that will tear through the fabric of reality like weak tissue paper, thus ending time and space as we know it.
    Perfect guide for all of here when describing talent in the forum. Plenty of 2's and 3's to aviod. Cheers.

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