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**JohnnyTheWad** · 03-24-17 01:29

Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad [View Original Post]

Has anybody else been getting regular but intermittent replies on USA that read "database error" or "this page cannot be displayed" ? Happens on a regular basis lately. Not my computer, and it does it to no other site but USA. A2, any feedback on this? Any solutions? Thanks in advance, JTW.

Have you changed your normal hours of viewing, I get those from time to time at night when the server is doing the routine backups but otherwise I'm on the same site and I don't see any more nor less of those issues than I have for years.

A2

I am almost always on at night unless it is a weekend. But yes it never lasts very long. Guess it is not anything that I can do different then. Just curious, thanks for the info. JTW.

**JrJayHawk** · 03-23-17 19:00

I was out on the stroll last week. Saw nothing but Heavy Weights and Geriatrics down in Dixie Land. Up in on the Yankey side was even less. Did see one WSW that was about a 7 but she ducked into a motel down south. Oh well will keep looking. Hope it all changes with better weather.

Jj.

**KsMan** · 03-23-17 17:17

Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad [View Original Post]

Has anybody else been getting regular but intermittent replies on USA that read "database error" or "this page cannot be displayed" ? Happens on a regular basis lately. Not my computer, and it does it to no other site but USA. A2, any feedback on this? Any solutions? Thanks in advance, JTW.

Have you changed your normal hours of viewing, I get those from time to time at night when the server is doing the routine backups but otherwise I'm on the same site and I don't see any more nor less of those issues than I have for years.

A2

It happens, randomly, more so if I don't clear history or cashe. Typically if that doesn't make it work, ill wait a few minutes and all is well.

**SmallWonder** · 03-23-17 14:03

Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad [View Original Post]

Has anybody else been getting regular but intermittent replies on USA that read "database error" or "this page cannot be displayed" ? Happens on a regular basis lately. Not my computer, and it does it to no other site but USA. A2, any feedback on this? Any solutions? Thanks in advance, JTW.

Have you changed your normal hours of viewing, I get those from time to time at night when the server is doing the routine backups but otherwise I'm on the same site and I don't see any more nor less of those issues than I have for years.

A2

Yes, I get these periodically, but less frequently, lately. Used to be about ever couple of days, lasting for maybe a half hour or so.

And my log-in times vary, but are generally during daytime hours (after 10 am and before 11 pm).

I haven't seen the error for a few weeks, now, though.

**Ict Brat** · 03-23-17 10:37

Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad [View Original Post]

Has anybody else been getting regular but intermittent replies on USA that read "database error" or "this page cannot be displayed" ? Happens on a regular basis lately. Not my computer, and it does it to no other site but USA. A2, any feedback on this? Any solutions? Thanks in advance, JTW.

Yes, I've been getting it a lot lately too. I usually have to try again 5-10 min later before it will load.

**JohnnyTheWad** · 03-23-17 01:08

Has anybody else been getting regular but intermittent replies on USA that read "database error" or "this page cannot be displayed" ? Happens on a regular basis lately. Not my computer, and it does it to no other site but USA. A2, any feedback on this? Any solutions? Thanks in advance, JTW.

Have you changed your normal hours of viewing, I get those from time to time at night when the server is doing the routine backups but otherwise I'm on the same site and I don't see any more nor less of those issues than I have for years.

A2

**JohnnyTheWad** · 11-24-16 04:03

Happy turkey day to all you horn-dawgs. First we were given pussy. Then the problems started when women were put in charge of it. But then it got better when certain women decided to start selling it hassle-free. Yes brothers we are truly blessed. Be safe out there.

JTW.

Illustration courtesy of Road Warrior.

**JohnnyTheWad** · 11-20-16 12:31

Originally Posted by DirkDiggler70 [View Original Post]

JTW Wow- all great information. Thanks for sharing!

My pleasure brother.

**Dirk Diggler70** · 11-20-16 10:19

JTW Wow- all great information. Thanks for sharing!

Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad [View Original Post]

Here and there I like to read thru various advice pieces, including the now-famous 22 tips for mongering. We have a lot of newbies so as I was reading this for the umpteenth time, I thought some of you (and us older fackers too) might benefit. So here it is:

Look, bottom line is that paying for a rubdown, dancing, stripping or some other service is NOT illegal. You can pay a girl to read Emily Dickinson to you if you want. If that heats you up. If you want to talk to all of your potential dates about illegal things that include "sex acts for money," then hey, have at it! Yeah, in those cases, you would have said whatever LE needs you to say in order to make an arrest, so look to end up on the evening news. But if you have an agreement with your date for a rub or dancing then what happens after that might be hard to prove was paid for.

Not that I have omnipotent observations but. Me thinks the decoy / cop is going to try to get you to say some form of "sex for money" in their presence. Often there are two girls in the room which IMHO is a red flag for a couple of reasons. Also assume that the room is bugged. Have not seen cases where phone conversations or emails were used as the "proof" for solicitation without the dude offering "sex for money" in person. Connecting a 'voice on a phone,' a phone number or emails with the live person standing in the room would require the kind of time (warrants, subpoena) that just aren't worth it for a misdemeanor. But hey, call or text them from your cell phone registered in your name and by all means carry that phone into the date! NOT!

So here are my 22 Rules for Dating off BP? Can you take short cuts from all this work? Sure and you can become a statistic too.

1) Look at the pics. If it is too good to be true (TGTBT), then it probably is. Top pros with websites and Eros level prices are usually the exception.

2) Check out the images. Use Tineye or Google Image.

3) What do the pictures tell you? Traveler? Regular poster? Fake pictures?

4) Fake pictures are ones that are borrowed from another website. Fake pics are also pro level shots "altered" to look amateur like. If you can't tell the difference. Back off and watch the posts for 3-months until your eye is trained.

5) Travelers, while they maybe legit and good dates can tend to have low incentive to provide a great date under the hit & run philosophy. If your not looking for repeat clients because your gone in a week, then level of service isn't of concern. Also watch for Vegas and NV area codes! You want to avoid the hardcore pro girls who know how to separate you from your hard earned cash.

6) Check the girl's number with a search engine or one of the Escort Phone number search sites. Ibid all of the above.

7) Check for reviews of the girl on USA, TER or other review type sites.

8) NEVER call a potential date from your regular cell phone that has your name, address, etc, attached to it!

8) Have a Google Voice account set up. USE IT!

9) Use a burner or hobby phone with the GV.

10) Don't buy a hobby phone with a credit card, ATM card or debit card, don't set it up with your name, address, etc.

11) When contacting the girl, be polite, know your spending limits.

12) Ask the girl about the value of her time for a massage, rubdown, dancing or reading poetry to you!

13) NEVER ask about specific acts and / or the cost of such.

14) Any girl that says it is $100 for a s*ck & f*ck is breaking the law and is either a cop or is incredibly ignorant. I'd avoid both.

15) If meeting a girl at a hotel / motel get there well in advance and do some recon. See a bunch of unmarked cars in the lot? Any vans with tinted windows and people inside? Any buses or meat packing style trucks around? When approaching the room what does one hear in the hallway from the other rooms. Bunch of cops shooting the breeze, interrogating the last suspect? What happens if you walk past the door and return a few minutes later?

16) When entering the room. Is there more than one girl there? Better ask about that right away. Consider leaving.

17) Check the rest of the room or suite for other people. More than just the girl is a red flag. Check for an unlocked adjoining door.

18) When closing the door, add the security chain or throw the safety bar. Can't imagine a cop allowing them self to be cut-off from outside help like that.

19) Ask to do the cop check thing and do a verbal play-by-play! Say, "Oh yer pussy feels so wet", or "Oh your hand on my hard di*ck feels nice!" If the prosecutor is going to use a tape to nab you, might as well get embarrassing evidence included.

20) Never take anything into the date that you don't want to loose or have used against you. Suggest carrying just the Poetry Reading Fee, your copy of Emily Dickinson and a car key. Period. No cell phones, no wads of cash, no expensive jewelry, no high-priced watches, etc.

21) NEVER TALK SEX FOR MONEY! Never hand the money to the girl! Lay it on a table, TV, counter, etc, away from the girl with NO comment. You can look at it, just do not talk about it. Some slick ways to do this is have it in an envelop with the words, "fee for reading poetry" written on it. You can use the bathroom and leave it in there and then ask the girl to check something in the bathroom for you.

22) If she makes statements about sex for money, before she is fully naked and holding yer Johnson, say "I have no idea what your talking about, I came for a rub, dancing, poetry reading and turn and leave.

Can you follow all of these rules and still get arrested? Sure. Anything can happen. But if you follow these rules the chances of anything sticking are pretty darn slim.

Play safe, play knowledgeable.

Happy hunting!

These are just the best I could come up with. I hope others with more experience will add to the list.

**JohnnyTheWad** · 11-19-16 01:11

Here and there I like to read thru various advice pieces, including the now-famous 22 tips for mongering. We have a lot of newbies so as I was reading this for the umpteenth time, I thought some of you (and us older fackers too) might benefit. So here it is:

Look, bottom line is that paying for a rubdown, dancing, stripping or some other service is NOT illegal. You can pay a girl to read Emily Dickinson to you if you want. If that heats you up. If you want to talk to all of your potential dates about illegal things that include "sex acts for money," then hey, have at it! Yeah, in those cases, you would have said whatever LE needs you to say in order to make an arrest, so look to end up on the evening news. But if you have an agreement with your date for a rub or dancing then what happens after that might be hard to prove was paid for.

Not that I have omnipotent observations but. Me thinks the decoy / cop is going to try to get you to say some form of "sex for money" in their presence. Often there are two girls in the room which IMHO is a red flag for a couple of reasons. Also assume that the room is bugged. Have not seen cases where phone conversations or emails were used as the "proof" for solicitation without the dude offering "sex for money" in person. Connecting a 'voice on a phone,' a phone number or emails with the live person standing in the room would require the kind of time (warrants, subpoena) that just aren't worth it for a misdemeanor. But hey, call or text them from your cell phone registered in your name and by all means carry that phone into the date! NOT!

So here are my 22 Rules for Dating off BP? Can you take short cuts from all this work? Sure and you can become a statistic too.

1) Look at the pics. If it is too good to be true (TGTBT), then it probably is. Top pros with websites and Eros level prices are usually the exception.

2) Check out the images. Use Tineye or Google Image.

3) What do the pictures tell you? Traveler? Regular poster? Fake pictures?

4) Fake pictures are ones that are borrowed from another website. Fake pics are also pro level shots "altered" to look amateur like. If you can't tell the difference. Back off and watch the posts for 3-months until your eye is trained.

5) Travelers, while they maybe legit and good dates can tend to have low incentive to provide a great date under the hit & run philosophy. If your not looking for repeat clients because your gone in a week, then level of service isn't of concern. Also watch for Vegas and NV area codes! You want to avoid the hardcore pro girls who know how to separate you from your hard earned cash.

6) Check the girl's number with a search engine or one of the Escort Phone number search sites. Ibid all of the above.

7) Check for reviews of the girl on USA, TER or other review type sites.

8) NEVER call a potential date from your regular cell phone that has your name, address, etc, attached to it!

8) Have a Google Voice account set up. USE IT!

9) Use a burner or hobby phone with the GV.

10) Don't buy a hobby phone with a credit card, ATM card or debit card, don't set it up with your name, address, etc.

11) When contacting the girl, be polite, know your spending limits.

12) Ask the girl about the value of her time for a massage, rubdown, dancing or reading poetry to you!

13) NEVER ask about specific acts and / or the cost of such.

14) Any girl that says it is $100 for a s*ck & f*ck is breaking the law and is either a cop or is incredibly ignorant. I'd avoid both.

15) If meeting a girl at a hotel / motel get there well in advance and do some recon. See a bunch of unmarked cars in the lot? Any vans with tinted windows and people inside? Any buses or meat packing style trucks around? When approaching the room what does one hear in the hallway from the other rooms. Bunch of cops shooting the breeze, interrogating the last suspect? What happens if you walk past the door and return a few minutes later?

16) When entering the room. Is there more than one girl there? Better ask about that right away. Consider leaving.

17) Check the rest of the room or suite for other people. More than just the girl is a red flag. Check for an unlocked adjoining door.

18) When closing the door, add the security chain or throw the safety bar. Can't imagine a cop allowing them self to be cut-off from outside help like that.

19) Ask to do the cop check thing and do a verbal play-by-play! Say, "Oh yer pussy feels so wet", or "Oh your hand on my hard di*ck feels nice!" If the prosecutor is going to use a tape to nab you, might as well get embarrassing evidence included.

20) Never take anything into the date that you don't want to loose or have used against you. Suggest carrying just the Poetry Reading Fee, your copy of Emily Dickinson and a car key. Period. No cell phones, no wads of cash, no expensive jewelry, no high-priced watches, etc.

21) NEVER TALK SEX FOR MONEY! Never hand the money to the girl! Lay it on a table, TV, counter, etc, away from the girl with NO comment. You can look at it, just do not talk about it. Some slick ways to do this is have it in an envelop with the words, "fee for reading poetry" written on it. You can use the bathroom and leave it in there and then ask the girl to check something in the bathroom for you.

22) If she makes statements about sex for money, before she is fully naked and holding yer Johnson, say "I have no idea what your talking about, I came for a rub, dancing, poetry reading and turn and leave.

Can you follow all of these rules and still get arrested? Sure. Anything can happen. But if you follow these rules the chances of anything sticking are pretty darn slim.

Play safe, play knowledgeable.

Happy hunting!

These are just the best I could come up with. I hope others with more experience will add to the list.

**SunnyFunny** · 11-04-16 13:30

Originally Posted by NineteenthHole [View Original Post]

This question may have been addressed on this board before but I am only one week into finding this board so. What is the difference, advantages, of going to a good AMP vs hooking up with some of those advertised on BP or wherever? I have only visited AMPs in the past, as I have a huge Asian fetish as well find my time limited and the one hour session works into my schedule at times rather than dates and such. Okay, and as well the in and out is great foreplay without the complications of the usual date. Does that make me a monger as well? LOL I do enjoy the massage along with the nice finish. Some times the finish is longer than the massage if I visit the same girl more than once. Even massaging her at times is great and a longer finish time as they enjoy it as well up front. Thoughts?

IMHO AMP vs others are not interchangeable. I mean if you want good massage with some extra like L1 than AMP is good for you. If you are more interested in FS and okay tyoes massage then go for others. And then their are likes of Margana who provides best of both world IMHO.

**JohnnyTheWad** · 11-04-16 00:22

Originally Posted by NineteenthHole [View Original Post]

This question may have been addressed on this board before but I am only one week into finding this board so. What is the difference, advantages, of going to a good AMP vs hooking up with some of those advertised on BP or wherever? I have only visited AMPs in the past, as I have a huge Asian fetish as well find my time limited and the one hour session works into my schedule at times rather than dates and such. Okay, and as well the in and out is great foreplay without the complications of the usual date. Does that make me a monger as well? LOL I do enjoy the massage along with the nice finish. Some times the finish is longer than the massage if I visit the same girl more than once. Even massaging her at times is great and a longer finish time as they enjoy it as well up front. Thoughts?

My thoughts are that you sound like a monger like the rest of us LOL. My only negative with an AMP has been that I hate those f at king little tables. Would prefer a bed where I can stretch out more. I think a guy gets more bang (pun intended) for his buck with a BP girl, but it has to be a good one. I love the Asians too. Carry on my man. JTW.

**NineteenthHole** · 11-02-16 20:48

This question may have been addressed on this board before but I am only one week into finding this board so. What is the difference, advantages, of going to a good AMP vs hooking up with some of those advertised on BP or wherever? I have only visited AMPs in the past, as I have a huge Asian fetish as well find my time limited and the one hour session works into my schedule at times rather than dates and such. Okay, and as well the in and out is great foreplay without the complications of the usual date. Does that make me a monger as well? LOL I do enjoy the massage along with the nice finish. Some times the finish is longer than the massage if I visit the same girl more than once. Even massaging her at times is great and a longer finish time as they enjoy it as well up front. Thoughts?

**Wjchop** · 11-02-16 13:40

Originally Posted by SmallWonder [View Original Post]

I tend to have the opposite issue. I generally cum too soon. That's one reason I like the AMP setup over a regular escort. I love the 40 minute body rub by a sexy Asian (or black or other) lady, followed by a relatively shorter time of direct stimulation. Combine that with a little difficulty maintaining an erection with a condom on, and the rub and tug or rub and blow suits my needs and desires just fine.

And for me being able to cum is the most important part. I love the whole experience, but I need the finish. The right hand just isn't the same.

I hear that, I'm a steady 5-10 min first nut kinda guy, doesn't matter what I do. Always been a MSOG guy too. Had a girlfriend in my younger days liked to go at it a few times a day everyday, she was a hottie and it never failed the first nut was always in 5-10 minutes, tried thinking about baseball all the typical advice shit, tried to improve by practicing holding off by the right hand, etc nothing worked. Just get too amped up when it comes to the actual act and having a nice naked woman in front of me. I don't understand when my friends say oh yeah that's when I knew it wasn't going to happen, huh I have never experienced that other than being hammered and having whiskey dick. I have yet to meet the woman who couldn't get me off LOL. Any way half the time with said girlfriend she would just blow me till I got the first one out then we were set to go for a couple long rounds. Also I get the natural you always go longer the 2nd time, but never understood why it such a big difference in me the 2nd time, maybe not so amped up? So yeah I with SW on this issue, other side of the spectrum.