Massage Parlor Reports

[Cyberbrewer]

Back to SAT in 'da boro today. Saw Young. She was probably very, very hot . . . like ten years ago. I saw her briefly in the hallway, during a few previous visits. I thought she was way hotter in passing.

She's kinda like an Asian "Stipler's Mom".

In my personal quest to "get down" with all of the providers at SAT, I finally got a R&T from Young. She's the last one, I've had all five now. It's funny, I've been to this place like 15 times . . . that's over 1k in dough for a good massage on a main (secondary) road in Glassboro and I still feel like they think I'm a cop.

A decent table shower, even though my ass didn't get the usual "thorough" cleansing. Geez - if my wife would do it (the whole massage, HJ thing) I'd save a lot of cashish, ya know? And she's way better looking than all of these Asian providers . . . but variety is the spice of life, that's why we're here, right?

After the shower she saw that I was shivering (cold) she stuck me in the cold sauna, by the time it hit 100 degrees, there were there were three girls peeking through the sauna window checking me out. I guess I passed.

I wonder if there's a ranking system in this place for the AMP mongers? WTF do you have to spend to get "Platinum Status" here?

Anyway, I must have passed the, "Yeah, I've seen him before test", because it was a very good massage from a hot 45ish provider with an offered happy ending.

This one takes her time on the ending. Not rushed like Michelle or Hannah. She went to the school of Yumi (or visa versa). The premature flip (without the proper ass and back tickling) and the abbundance of attention to the front side. I'm a Viagra guy, it takes a while to get me hard. She took the time. A lot of good "feminine noises" on her part to keep it "real", (even though I kinew that it was, and what it always will be, a farce).

I approve of this one. I will see her again.

.6 + .2 = .8

cyberbrewer

[Cyberbrewer]

Dude: Where is this place? . . . exactly. You gota post more details. Thanks

cyberbrewer

[N J 5050]

Went to place advertised on CL in Brownsmills. entry fee is $45. Great shower and really poor massage. Allowed free exploring at any time. Nice HJ at the end. Tipped $15 to finish it at $60 for everything.

[Chuck G]

I am from Nashville but working in NJ so I thought I would try the Glassboro AMP based on reports here. I have tried the one near Kresson on 70 or 73, not sure. It was OK but the reports on Glassboro sounded better.

Met at door by a young lady with long hair and a short skirt with fairly large breasts for a little girl. Was told I had to wait 5 minutes. After seeing this one I figured I would wait. Out comes another little one but in slacks and a T shirt. Her name was Yaung, did a minimal table shower but a great actual massage. After flip she massaged and said "All done". I guided her to Mr. Happy and it took a little to convince her it was OK. She got oil and went to work but would not consider anything else. She did allow a lot of hand research on my part. During the table shower I have never had my face and ears washed, was surprised. But during the frontal rubdown she started tounguing my ear, never had than done and it worked.

I will go back. Funny thing, I drive rental cars so I don't worry about my vehicle being seen, when I turned around up front to get out of the parking lot a middle aged woman was walking by, I gave her the right of way and thought maybe she was a WSW. I think she was a local walking to the Taco Bell, she gave me the look like she knew what I had done and I was a bad boy. Guess the locals have some idea about this business.

[Houston Fan]

Bonby, I agree with you but the onlt exception is that if I like the provider and I know that more is offered on the next visit, I'll give her a jackson to build good will.

[Cyberbrewer]

This one was a real looker. About 33, slim (A cup) bad hair dye job. Long hair that felt great when it touched you. I arrived early and it ws cold so I opted to skip the shower. Great massage.

Problems: Around 40 minutes in the place started to get very busy. I could hear the bell ringing, and mamasan saying "wait 5 minutes, OK?" Then someone spoke to Hannah through the door in Korean. I got the flip early. Then a rushed HJ. Then good bye. Like all of the providers there so far, Hannah wore a short skirt which allowed for easy access during the HJ.

This was my first time with Hannah. She was OK. Probably would be much better if I hadn't arrived before lunchtime.

Next time I will try "Young". I'll go later in the day. I think she's the only one left for me to try.

.6 + .2 = .8

Looks - good
massage - very good
extras - average

cyberbrewer

[Cyberbrewer]

I was there last year, maybe two years back. The place was a dive. The providers were older and I had to practically beg for the HJ. While I hate to see anyone loose their livelyhood (or their car) I can say that this is no big loss.

cyberbrewer

[Hard Working 19]

This could be why:
Saturday, February 18, 2006

WINSLOW
A business that billed itself as offering acupressure therapy was shut down Thursday and four people were arrested on prostitution charges.

Three women, Annie Xuyugi, 42, Gui Hua Li, 41, and Zhang Shun, 43, were charged with prostitution. All listed the same home address in West Berlin.

A man, GiChuan Huang of Flushing, N.Y., described by police as the "bagman," was arrested while picking up more than $1,800 in cash for that day's work, police said.

Huang was charged with promoting prostitution.

Police seized a video surveillance system, videotapes, financial and customer records at the business at 135 N. Route 73.

-- Courier-Post staff

Was driving to AC on Thursday night at about 11:30pm. I take 73 South from Cherry Hill until the ACE. Anyway, I think I was in Winslow when I drove by an AMP on the right side of the road going south on 73 (It had a green Accupressure sign) being busted. I had never actually seen a bust before.

There were at least 5 cop cars there in the parking lot and on the road, some marked and some unmarked. Therewere about 10 LEs standing in the parking lot. The most interesting item though and this is what has me a little spooked is that there there were 4 tow trucks there with them towing every worker and mongers car from the parking lot. I don't know if that is a Winslow thing but it scares the hell out of me.

Not sure if any of you know this place or go there, I have never been there before but just thought I'd pass this along.

Safe hunting out there

[Rasta]

Was driving to AC on Thursday night at about 11:30pm. I take 73 South from Cherry Hill until the ACE. Anyway, I think I was in Winslow when I drove by an AMP on the right side of the road going south on 73 (It had a green Accupressure sign) being busted. I had never actually seen a bust before.

There were at least 5 cop cars there in the parking lot and on the road, some marked and some unmarked. Therewere about 10 LEs standing in the parking lot. The most interesting item though and this is what has me a little spooked is that there there were 4 tow trucks there with them towing every worker and mongers car from the parking lot. I don't know if that is a Winslow thing but it scares the hell out of me.

Not sure if any of you know this place or go there, I have never been there before but just thought I'd pass this along.

Safe hunting out there

[Bruce M]

Found a place in Burl county. For those of you that have interest PM me I will give details. I don't wanna spoil a new good thing by putting info in public, if you know what I mean

[Dem Gnomes]

While visiting a while back I saw what looked like a MP in Voorhees, right past the overpass coming from the train station. Has anyone been there? Is there a name for this place?

Dem Curious Gnomes

[LuvumBare]

Yes Hanna is a hot number.
I was lying on the table when she came in to question me. I was on my side with a towel covering the good parts. As she was talking, I pulled back the towel and asked her if she recognized me. Everyone in the room had a good laugh.
I think you could make progress with her, but I have found more success by always seeing the same provider and working on building a trust relationship. An occassional box of chocolate or a nice, cheap scented candle seems to help.
'bare

[Cyberbrewer]

All in all it didn't sound like a bad first visit. Rumor has it that this place was busted last year at this time. Like all suburban AMP's you get a lot more mileage once you've established yourself. Since you know the routine, you know that playing just a little grabass during the massage will ensure you at least the HJ.

My only problem with this place is the entrance. I hate that it's literally right on Delsea Dr.

Michelle is a chubber. But I think she only pales in comparison to the other providers at that place. I consider her "par for the course" in suburban AMP land.

Tell me - was Hannah a hottie? I'm thinking of asking for her next.

cyberbrewer

[LuvumBare]

Drove by today andtheir lights were on.
Stopped in to see why they were closed.
As best I caould understand the cold weather had caused some broken pipes. Now all is fixed.
Did not partake of services since I was well done yesterday.
'bare

[LuvumBare]

I visited this afternoon. Was met at the door by Yumi. I tried to convince her I had seen her a few weeks ago. Told her I has also seen Michelle and Momo.
I failed at this attempt.

She give a very good TS with proper attention.
When in the room, which is equipped with a wider than normal table, she brought in Hanna to see if Hanna remembered me. No luck. Then an older (40plus) woman came in. I called her mamasan and she said she was Michelle. I told her she as not the Michelle who did me a few weeks ago.
Finally another older one - Cindy - came in and gave a partial rub down while asking far too many questions.

These girls are really spooked. I don't know what was going on but they were not convinced I was a return guest. Regardless, Yumi gave me a very good massage, including my prostate and the day had a happy ending. I tried to convince her she need more protien in her diet if she wanted to grow up to be a big girl. She refused my generous offer to supplement her diet.

While I was there the door bell rang twice. The first guy asked who was on duty and was told "All busy" come back later. This was crap as I was the only one in the place. The second guy did not get in either.

The girls are very nervous about something. My guess is their real regulars enjoy better than normal services. Also since I was already in the place and I was still an unknown quantity, I think they were afraid of having more than one stranger in the shop at the same time.

You can recognize Yumi - she is short, petite with dark red streaks in her hair.
Hanna is about 5'8" tall, nice face with very long hair.
Cindy and "Michelle" are much older - rapidly approaching their "sell by" dates.
Both have eaten a bit more than necessary and their love for Super Size Big Mac's is rather obvious. I would head out the door if they were the only ones available.

As I was leaving I realized Idid not play the question and answer game very well. In retrospect, I think I should have gotten off the table and started getting dressed. Don't know what would have happened but I did not think of this at the time so I guess I will never know.

.6 +.2
'bare