Massage Parlor Reports

[HankScorpio]

New to the area but not to AMPs.

Saw several good reviews here, thought I would give it a try before the super bowl. Maybe I had the wrong place. Is DDD=DaDaDa?

Just off the road, rundown house.

Entered, mms asked if I had been there before I said "yes" (lie).

Drew a 35 yo named "sugar".

4/10 face and slight paunch but big cans and I figured given the paunch they might be real so I figured give it a shot.

Into the shower, went straight for my bung hole I thought it might get good.

Nope.

Thorough scrubbing, tried and failed for play in shower.

Back to room.

Weird. I thought ddd was very bb friendly. I heard you can get BBFS cip there. Although I have never been there myself.

[ReadingNeeds]

New to the area but not to AMPs.

Saw several good reviews here, thought I would give it a try before the super bowl. Maybe I had the wrong place. Is DDD=DaDaDa?

Just off the road, rundown house.

Entered, mms asked if I had been there before I said "yes" (lie).

Drew a 35 yo named "sugar".

4/10 face and slight paunch but big cans and I figured given the paunch they might be real so I figured give it a shot.

Into the shower, went straight for my bung hole I thought it might get good.

Nope.

Thorough scrubbing, tried and failed for play in shower.

Back to room.

Shittiest massage ever. Basically pushed me around.

On the flip I asked for BBBJ she said "never".

Completed the deed only because I had already paid, otherwise I would have walked.

Tits were fake and not very good.

Very bossy.

After all done gave me a lecture on "AIDS" but half of it was in Japanese so I have no clue what she said but trust me I know more about it than she does and it is next to impossible to get HIV from a BBBJ.

Dressed and left.

Strongly suggest philly instead.

If this was atypical please advise who to ask for next time who is amazing. Place was pretty shitty for an AMP.

Thanks for the info. CBJ just won't work for me. Got to have a BBBJ or I don't go. So I won't go here. I know there are a number of Philly places. Downtown. Though I am in Jersey a lot, I live in the western Philly suburbs so have no interest in downtown parking. I often find myself on Rising Sun Blvd at Sukarno Blossom spa. $$ VIP always gets me home with table shower plus play, including BBBJ, CFS and DATY. That's the thing about AMPs. Once you get one and know what to expect, it's consistent. Still a little pot luck as the providers change every sixty days. Hot little 27 year old, thin, everything natural, took care of me last week. Nana, worth a repeat. Who has a very loud yelp when she cums. Either that or I hurt her. Hmmmmm.

[PhillyDiscreet]

New to the area but not to AMPs.

Saw several good reviews here, thought I would give it a try before the super bowl. Maybe I had the wrong place. Is DDD=DaDaDa?

Just off the road, rundown house.

Entered, mms asked if I had been there before I said "yes" (lie).

Drew a 35 yo named "sugar".

4/10 face and slight paunch but big cans and I figured given the paunch they might be real so I figured give it a shot.

Into the shower, went straight for my bung hole I thought it might get good.

Nope.

Thorough scrubbing, tried and failed for play in shower.

Back to room.

Shittiest massage ever. Basically pushed me around.

On the flip I asked for BBBJ she said "never".

Completed the deed only because I had already paid, otherwise I would have walked.

Tits were fake and not very good.

Very bossy.

After all done gave me a lecture on "AIDS" but half of it was in Japanese so I have no clue what she said but trust me I know more about it than she does and it is next to impossible to get HIV from a BBBJ.

Dressed and left.

Strongly suggest philly instead.

If this was atypical please advise who to ask for next time who is amazing. Place was pretty shitty for an AMP.

Typical for the shitty massage, atypical for the no BBBJ.

[Hopontome]

New to the area but not to AMPs.

Saw several good reviews here, thought I would give it a try before the super bowl. Maybe I had the wrong place. Is DDD=DaDaDa?

Just off the road, rundown house.

Entered, mms asked if I had been there before I said "yes" (lie).

Drew a 35 yo named "sugar".

4/10 face and slight paunch but big cans and I figured given the paunch they might be real so I figured give it a shot.

Into the shower, went straight for my bung hole I thought it might get good.

Nope.

Thorough scrubbing, tried and failed for play in shower.

Back to room.

Shittiest massage ever. Basically pushed me around.

On the flip I asked for BBBJ she said "never".

Completed the deed only because I had already paid, otherwise I would have walked.

Tits were fake and not very good.

Very bossy.

After all done gave me a lecture on "AIDS" but half of it was in Japanese so I have no clue what she said but trust me I know more about it than she does and it is next to impossible to get HIV from a BBBJ.

Dressed and left.

Strongly suggest philly instead.

If this was atypical please advise who to ask for next time who is amazing. Place was pretty shitty for an AMP.

[BTNibbler]

I had a dream that I was at Asian Beauty Spa in Vineland. Yumi met me. Massage for 25 minutes then flip. She was smoking hot. Late 20's or early 30's. After the flip, BBBJ. 69. DATY. CIM. After the CIM she went back twice and sucked again to get the last drops out. Incredible! Awesome dream. In my dream it was $60 house fee with $200 tip.

I am intrigued. Please define smoking hot. Tits? Ass? Spinner? Natural? MM? Thanks brother.

[PhillyDiscreet]

And is there anyone at DDD that offers bbfscip? Tina is gone.

They all do. Most will gladly do it if you are decent looking, clean, not over bearing, and get them into it. If you are none of those then a few extra $ will do it. If that doesn't work, then you need to look in the mirror and do a self eval.

[SlimThick6]

Anyone know if there's a secret phrase or something for a HE? Why is it therapeutic for some and HE for others?

Got someone named Asia but I think it's Kiki.

And is there anyone at DDD that offers bbfscip? Tina is gone.

[Chuck Finley50]

I had a dream that I was at Asian Beauty Spa in Vineland. Yumi met me. Massage for 25 minutes then flip. She was smoking hot. Late 20's or early 30's. After the flip, BBBJ. 69. DATY. CIM. After the CIM she went back twice and sucked again to get the last drops out. Incredible! Awesome dream. In my dream it was $60 house fee with $200 tip.

[Heywood2020]

So I checked our Comfort Zone. Average from where I am from. Walking on back 20 minutes. Soft rub - 20 minutes. HJ, average. Will not repeat.

[Heywood2020]

Any recommendations for Deptford massage? Can pay premium for quality Thanks!

[Heywood2020]

Okay. This was amusing. Walked in. 80 door fee. Asked for massage. We all know what is possible. 4-5 minute dry massage. Told to flip. I said, more massage. Begrudgingly she began again. 15 minutes later she said we are closed. Get out. LOL. Said we are not a massage place, do not come back. I am all about the extras, but at least play the game ladies. Will not return.

[Chuck Finley50]

Aside from Revitilization Center in Woodbury Heights, does anyone know any good local Non-Asian Massage Parlors in South Jersey? You can PM me if you like.

[Bob1345]

I haven't but she is on my list. I'll have to wait though as word is today was her last day for awhile.

I plan a visit tomorrow. I'll let you know the line-up and if I see her. I could use a good UTR. LOL.

I seen her she was ok does what you want but can't pinpoint it, just not really happy with her maybe been the fake breasts.

[Bob1345]

Tina has always been up for just about anything. BBBJ, BBFS, Rimming, never tried for the back door. Only down side is she is older than dirt.

There used to be a girl named Judy there that had great cans and was a lot of fun, probably in her 40's.

I remember Judy she was the best they had next would be Tina she does everything but back door, I thought I was going to get in because while getting a BBBJ she let me finger her back as far as I wanted but surprised it was no.

[Pavel428]

Visited DDD on Monday. Saw the Joon / June lady. It was fun. The house is kind of run down, but the service was great. Really long TS. Very thorough. BBJ finish in the shower room. Back to the room and a nice massage on the dry table. The Joon lady is super nice. Great personality and very sweet. Slim, great bottom, nice legs, soft skin.