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[Isaviv]

So recently I visited Vegas again. It was the second time for me in Las Vegas and I didn't like it much. Here is my full report. I am quite active on the other world forum, international sex guide and this my first post here. Please see my other posts in the other forum. Usually when I get to a country or a city I try to give a full report so people will be able to understand who's and what and not just specific things.

Las Vegas should be a glamorous city and promote sexiness in every place, but from my experience it is an expensive plot with no real value around it. After being to FKKs in Europe or to Swingers Clubs in Netherlands or Fetish clubs in Germany. Las Vegas was a total waste of time and money. You should visit once, to say I have been there and never come back especially if you are not into gambling like me.

Hotel Hilton Resorts World in Las Vegas reviews.

Well it is a nice hotel. Nice rooms. Quite expensive. I took this hotel because this hotel was where the AVN show was happening and I planned to go to the AVN show. Unfortunately there are always things in Vegas that look like someone tries to take your money all the time. No free water bottles in the room, something*which is a standard in Europe. They go even worse, if you pick up something from the minibar for more than 30 sec it will automatically bill you. Like what the hell. They just don't trust anyone. In Europe they don't even check, they just ask me, "did you take anything from the minibar?" and I just answer honestly. Here they have a special system. The food is terrible, there is no complimentary breakfast and I paid $44 USD for an omelette! I just did not like it.

The good thing about the hotel was that it was just next to the AVN show in the same compound. And the second thing that was good is the Casino*with some Casino girls.

The AVN show:

The AVN show again, wasn't worth it. I took the most expensive all inclusive path for the whole three days. I went only the first day, and a bit on the second day. It was just quite boring. I am not into porn that much. Like I watch porn but I have no idea what are the names of the talents and I ain't going to stand in line for 45 min just to have a photo with a 23 years old girl in a bikini just because she does anal on camera. The show was quite small, two and a half halls, you can see plenty of porn actresses, some well known and some wannabes. They are mostly in bikinis and sexy clothes. It is nice to the eyes, but everything feels fake, and more fake, it doesn't have the real vibe of the KitKat in Berlin for example. I fucked like 4 different girls on the same nigh, and have seen many more crazy people on one night in Berlin than in the whole AVN show. I talked with some of the girls that do online cam, nothing much, everything is like easing a dairy dinner. I want my steak!. The girls look good, most of them, the vibe is nice (for the US) but not close enough to Europe.

The ticket I bought should have given me an entrance to parties every night*of the AVN show. I was sure it was going to be crazy. In reality all the porn stars went to other parties in Vegas and private events. The rest of the people in the AVN party were other suckers like me who bought the expensive passes. They just hired a few strippers (fully dressed with a Bikini) to dance. It was not a thrill*at all and I felt merume.

The only good thing that happened was somehow*I noticed another party on the compound, it was a private party for Brazzers! I went to get in line with some two other dudes. For some reason the bouncer asked them to show some passes, but I just kept on walking and got in the party. Now this was a bit better. Free drinks. Lovely porn actresses. I even met Jordi. It was interesting*yet not more than that.

Frankly, don't go to the AVN show. I even decided to skip the last night with the "Oscar" for porn. It was all so not real.

Strip clubs:

I checked a few strip clubs. Again, nothing really worth it. After I have been to Bogota 5 times, were I pay $15 USD for a full lap dance where the girl get fully naked and then I take her to a room to fuck her for $25 USD. I don't see the reason to go to any of the strip clubs in Vegas. I went to Hustler. Girls wanted $25 USD for one song. She stays fully dressed with a Bikini. A girl tried to convince me for 15 minutes for $100 USD. Haha. I left. The big clubs are a rip off. I went to another club called "Play it again Sam" which was a bit better. I bargined for $20 USD for a lap dance and she even took off her top. Then my favourite strip club in Vegas is "Chicas Bonitas"- well not favourite but at least on a rip off like the others. In Chicas Bonitas I can sit and talk with the lady, she drinks with me, the girls are younger, none of them almost speaks English, Spanish only. Most of them are from Cuba and Colombia. I speak Spanish. I felt this place is a bit more real, but still not as good as other places. None of the girls wanted to come to my room. They hesitated. In Colombia I take a girl from the club for the whole night for $120 USD.

Legal Brothel / Chicken Ranch / Sheri's Ranch.

If I am already in Vegas I decided to check out the legal brothels. Please notice, in Vegas it self prostitution is not allowed but in other counties in Nevada it is allowed so you have to drive around 1 hour drive from Vegas to get to the Brothel. TL; DR; it is not worth it. The brothels want people to come so they have a free ride (Limousine shuttle) to take you to the ranch from your hotel. I called Chicken Ranch*- and they did not want to tell me the prices by phone, said that it is not allowed, or they just want you to get there and then if you already made all this way you will get in with a girl. It did not work on me. But anyhow the driver called me to set a place and time to pick me up, he was more chat able and asked me what is the amount I thought of spending with a girl. I told him around $500 USD. He laughed and said I had to add the number 3 in front and add a comma. I cancelled. Then I thought again and decided to drive anyway. I scheduled it with Sheri's ranch, and after I asked specifically if the driver will take me back even if I decide not to get in with a girl (I don't want to get stuck in Pahrump without a way to come back) I scheduled to go to Sheri's Ranch.

Sheri's Ranch Las Vegas, Nevada reviews:

One hour drive from Vegas, a legal brothel in the US. It ain't worth it. Only thing I can say is that I came on Wednesday and usually this is the day when the girls' shifts change. Some of them come to the ranch and stay for a week, two weeks or whatever and the others leave. So Wednesday is not the best day to come. Anyway, I came in, it was 6 pm, I was the only customer. A few girls came. Grades between 6 to 7. One was even 4. Nothing to write home about. I asked for a line up. Where they call all the present girls to come and show themselves. More ladies came, still none of the girls was above 7. I spoke with a few girls. One of them was from Europe. The moment I told her I had been to FKKs in Germany her eyes went cold, she knew I would not get in with her. I talked with another lady and she gave me a tour in the club. There are plenty of rooms, some bdsm rooms with equipment, some private bungalows, and of course everything is a bit out of the standard and the price goes much much higher. In order to negotiate with the girl you have to get in with her to the room, but that does not mean you agreed, it is just for the negotiation. I went with her to the room. It was messy. She lives there. Plenty of clothes all around. She sat on the bed, I sat on the sofa and then I asked her, ok, let's stop all the time wasting (above two hours including the drive, the bar, the tour) how much? Without even blinking she says, one hour, $3,000 USD. Are you joking? I get a beautiful Russian lady grade 9 like a supermodel in Artemis Berlin for 120 euro for an hour and you a 7 wants 3,000 dollars. Then I told her it is way up for what I was planning to spend, so she asked me how much I had in mind? I said $400 USD, so she starts ok, this will give you 15 minutes in the shower and a hand job. I told her thanks, but no thanks and went back to the driver to take me back to the hotel. Not before she told me there are of course higher prices with private special suits or special things she can do for more money. Come on, with $3000 USD I fly to Bogota for a weekend and live like a king with 5 putas dancing all day around me.

I have no idea who pays those prices, and why, but for me it was really not the thing.

Going back to the hotel, the last thing was, the hotel had quite a nice Casino. I have seen other casinos around Vegas although I don't gamble much (I lost $100 USD in this trip in the casino, that's really a small amount, I just played for the fun) the casino is light up, you can see around, in other hotels it was too dark, there is a good bar in the middle of the casino full with casino girls. Yep, this hotel casino was full of casino girls and I liked it. They were at the bar, at the restaurants around and near the tables. Unfortunately again, they don't look so good. Around 6,7. I enjoyed chatting with them, they are very flirty but the moment they understand I will not take them to the room they left searching for another customer. The whole system in the US is fucked up. You just can't talk directly to the point, this country is so puritan. Eventually I saw a quite good looking blonde lady, tall, but chubby with huge tits and very sexy. I would give her 7. 5 or even 8 for the sex appeal that was dripping off her. I chatted with her and took the number. Then I decided*I want to try to go up with her to my room. I texted her to come, then she says she is coming to my table but it took her like 1 hour to get back to me. Probably she was hustling another potential customer. She comes to my table, now in the US I have no idea how it works. I don't want to get arrested and I also don't want to get drugged and the girl steals all my money from the room. So I stop next to the elevators and I decide to just talk about it all. How much? She wants $1,500 USD for an hour. I am almost tempted, but then I say, listen: $400 USD. It was already 3 am in the morning, she thinks, then she says ok but no full sex. I decide not to take a chance and I tell her goodbye.

I don't understand the US. Everything needs to be under the table instead of just saying, hey it is sex, let's enjoy. Everything is illegal and you all need to tip tow around it. The nice thing was to see the sexy porn stars walking around the hotel in skimpy clothes*clothes. Above that. Don't go to Vegas.

[Crush1238]

This post is so long that I will post it in 3 parts in 3 days.

Day One.

So I just got back from a vacation in the Dutch Caribbean. I got to stay for three days at the Royalton in St Lucia and met Landa. I first met Landa when she approached my group. She offered a quick aloe shoulder rub for no charge. Now I usually don't go with black providers in America but she was sweet and spoke with a French accent. She was plump with an enormous rack, cute, big dick sucking lips with a sweet potato hair doo. I took her up on her offer, she pressed her giant tits hard against my back while she lubed my shoulders. I kept chatting with friends. It was nice- I gave her $10. When she was done she pointed to a small hut and told me she does massage there. So I decided totry out the local native talent. Later that night I strolled past her hut and saw the light was on. I chatted her up She finally told me that she is a provider for the right price- we discussed terms and menu- she agreed to a full menu and was very reasonably priced. I set an appointment for the next day. Her hut is literally made from large sticks lined inside with beach towels for walls on the beach. Her table was the best thing there, she threw 2 fresh sheets she said they were*from the Marriott next door and she always*changed them between clients. She told me to get naked, face down and started a traditional massage with this aloe rub. It was nice. She was strong and got me to grunt a couple of times, she told me we have to be quiet. She started a reverse HJ and I got on all fours and she started to milk it. She started to rim me, I guided her head for an awesome BBJ. I was able to pyle drive into her mouth and she had no gag. It was outstanding. I got her to take her top off. She had the biggest tits I ever had, really nice black hard nips. I had her kneel and Titty Fuxed her. We ended with a deep throat cream pie. $100- then had to walk in front of a packed beach leaving.

I set another appointment.

*I saw her throughout the day on the beach and kept thinking of our encounter and what I going to do to her tomorrow. I decided I wanted the full menu and that I was going to push her.

[Chingados]

Check the OP's posting history. He's most likely a troll that gets off on sending dudes on snipe hunts. Has some other alias accounts as well where he does same or says he's met the illusive unicorn.

If this is real and she offer BBFS she will get impregnated her in Vegas. Someone need to report back if they able to see her.

[Roy Munson]

BMW 4 Series Coupe crashes into a palm tree on the Strip in front of the Mirage. The driver was trapped in the car until a cop and a good samaritan broke the glass and pulled the driver out literally seconds before the car exploded. Watch the video of it happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyVGuDaHp40.

[Aztekk]

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[Crush1238]

So while I was visiting Chicago over the holidays, an Ex of mine heard I was in town. Tracy is a 40's DDD, 5'5 150 blond / brunette BBW thick not fat. Hard bodied thoroughbred. She was the little sister of a neighborhood friend back in the day. She still is very attractive and was very eager to please. I had heard about her throughout the years, still living in the old neighborhood from my brother but haven't seen her. My brother still had contact with her through various neighborhood activities and verified that she was still fuxable. She texted me that she heard I was in town and wanted to fux my brains out. She sent me a naked vid of her being dirty. We texted up a date and I picked her up. As we drove to a roach motel in Burbank, I told her everything I expected and what I was going to do to her. She was subservient and promised to be obedient. I haven't seen or heard from this woman in 25 years and now she is in my car, we are going to have sex and she is my obedient slave. We 420 ed in the room. I told her to get naked, she danced a little while throwing her clothes. I pulled the chair close to the bed and told her to masturbate. She pulled a small pocket rocket and started up. Spread eagle showed a long black haired landing strip cascading down just enough. She had a heart shape puzz. Excellent meaty lips, non birthing and no hemorrhoids azzhole that would wink sometimes. She would look me in the eye and dirty talk. She made herself cum a couple, she doesn't*squirt but oozes, she fuxed herself in the azz all in 20 minutes. I wasn't even naked yet and this chick came a bunch already and was laying physically drained. It was time to start manhandling. I propped her face down ass up and DATY. She started to wake back up and the puz was still fresh. She ultimately grabbed my face and grinded it into her ass crack with my tongue up her. She is a dirty ***** and she was going to get it. I stood her up, spun her around and pushed her back on the bed. I told her "I guess we will see what you learned sucking dix since the last time" I pulled a leg back to spread her, grabbed her head and started the face fux. She gagged a little with no hands. I dirty talked her, shamed her. She took it all like the neighborhood ****. She was compliant and loved it. All holes were destroyed by my hands then stuck in her mouth, she suxed them like milking a cow. She asked for slapping, choking. She pulled my hands up to her throat while DATY spread eagle and told me to squeeze when she O'ed. I was speechless with a mouthful. Oral went on forever. I gave her a deep throat pie with her half choking and eyes bulging. I told her I wasn't done yet, to not say a word and get in the shower. I told her to make sure she was clean for her master. I popped a blue pill and waited for her return. She returned in a towel, which I told her to remove and get on her knees and sux it. It popped right up and I spun her around leveraging her head on the side of the bed. I warned her about the impending intrusion. I got her head to bounce off the corner, made her deep throat and started slamming. I pushed her hands away and finally told her to masturbate while BBJ. She said she was going to cum, I did what she said before and squeezed with my cck down deep. She choked and almost puked. She was red faced I asked if she was cool and she said o yea. I had a thought of why I didn't marry her. I pulled her up onto the corner of the bed, wedged her legs by her ears and stuck it in. It was as tight as when we were together and I remember. Long and deep she couldn't keep her hands off her puz, she would spread wide and it became even tighter. Several times I missed the mark. I told her " lets see how you ride it" and she sat on it and fuxed me for what seemed like eternity. Every way possible with her on top. She was really into my hands on her shoulders and neck. More squeezing during her O's. Second finish was in the lion during an inadvertent anal. She was spent, I was still hard. I told her not to move and I would be right back. I took a quick shower, I was still semi hard and returned to find her in the same position I left her in. I slapped her ass and told her she wasn't done yet, I want more. She barely moved but grunted approval. I rolled her onto her back, grabbed her hair and started the face fux again. This time it took a bit to get going but she acted sleepy and worn. She was a rag doll in my hands. She sucked great and in no time I was ready for more. She was flexible like puddy in my hands. Anything anywhere I wanted she was mine. I wiped her down with my wet towel, her nips were massive and hard. I put her face down azz up and DATY. Almost no response this time. I finally told her I was going to do her a favor and fux her in the azz. I pulled her hands back to hold her cheeks, spit on it and dove in. I definitely got a response. She took it well and was very vocal. I finally mounted her and with a ton of spit drove her into oblivion. She collapsed filled with me. At this point I was late for family shit and now had to come up with an excuse of where I was and what I did. I told her to get up, get her shit together and we had to go. She was a beat puppy but did everything in a timely manner. She gave me a kiss goodbye when I dropped her off she said she wished I still lived in the neighborhood. I told her fux no but would hit her up the next time I visited for sure and off she went. *She showed up days later at our New Years Eve party unannounced hanging with a bunch of other ladies crashing our party. We played grab ass as the night went on discreetly. We ended alone in the smoking*area outside around 11 pm. We talked dirty to each other and snuck around the corner outside. I told her to "Stop drop and blow" She obliged and ran her hand down under her black skirt. She fingered herself with my cock in her mouth. All outside and a thin wall between us and my family. She begged me to come and said we had little time. I pounded her head and blew a Deep throat pie. She took it like a champ. I told her to go in first and I would be in in a minute. No one seemed to think anything. I had one aunt mention "didn't you guys date back when?" that's it. Got to publicly kiss her at midnight among others. Around 2 the party was winding down and everyone lived walking distance. I pulled her into an upstairs bathroom turned the lights out and pulled up her skirt. I sat her on the sink and pulled up her legs. I told her I was going to do her a favor and fux her in the ass again. She said she was still sore for the last time so I would have to kiss it first. DATY and hairy taint all the way down. She loved it and finally said she was ready. Grabbed some oil off the shelf and lubed up. She absolutely loved it and I went back and forth into each hole. In that position I lasted until she came super hard then boom in the azz. I told her I should have married her. She said it would have been a terrible mistake. I walked her home and we had small talk. Walking alone back I thought about how our lives could have been different. Ex sex is the best.

[FilthyDog]

Any of you got any independents that are good. Or bad?

Asian is best.

Besides the known ones: Asian Palace, Linda, Judy, Tia, Farrah, Stephanie (Hong Kong). New girls would be cool, post or message.

[Joesun1]

I love the idea on several levels, even if only a discussion point, but see potential trouble too.

+++ Would be interesting and probably helpful to get their feedback. Plus, funny to read how many guys tell them "if I send you a pic you probably won't see me. " lmao.

- So many are Batshit crazy it could be lots of drama but could be mitigated if they can only post in certain threads.

It would be great if all actual reviews were in their own thread and the girls were locked out of said thread. Because my experience from being on other sites in the past when a critical review is posted batshit crazy does not even begin to describe their response to it. LOL.

Understand everyone concerns for and against. It probably won't happen because I don't think their smart enough or have the capability to even keep up with it like we do.

[Joesun1]

You have a good point, but the girls can post their 2 cents on Eccie. LOL.

With that is who the hell goes onto Eccie no one that I know and Vegas really doesn't have anyone up there.

[Member #6335]

It would be great if all actual reviews were in their own thread and the girls were locked out of said thread. Because my experience from being on other sites in the past when a critical review is posted batshit crazy does not even begin to describe their respone to it. LOL.

In this case, it is not Yelp or Amazon and I don't think anyone cares about their responses.

(Although I do know people love the drama and think it's entertaining.).

On a serious note, I feel the discretion of the reviewer is important and it's not a good way to protect the hobbyist.

I've had an outcall provider make threats via text because I left an honest review on a site, Even though she had no proof that it was me, I called her bluff, but I still didn't like the idea of her knowing where I lived.

Which is one of the many reasons I do not have outcalls, because I want to mitigate these types of scenarios.

It would be naive to think that these providers arent crazy enough to threaten your safety.

[Tjs8488]

I love the idea on several levels, even if only a discussion point, but see potential trouble too.

+++ Would be interesting and probably helpful to get their feedback. Plus, funny to read how many guys tell them "if I send you a pic you probably won't see me. " lmao.

- So many are Batshit crazy it could be lots of drama but could be mitigated if they can only post in certain threads.

It would be great if all actual reviews were in their own thread and the girls were locked out of said thread. Because my experience from being on other sites in the past when a critical review is posted batshit crazy does not even begin to describe their respone to it. LOL.

[M Neiman]

I am wondering is it time that the girls can come up here and have their own thread is it feasible? Would it work? It just seems like the same repetitive crap that's going on all the time guys arguing with each other, not sharing I say let's give the girls a chance to post their thoughts? We know they're here lurking!

I love the idea on several levels, even if only a discussion point, but see potential trouble too.

+++ Would be interesting and probably helpful to get their feedback. Plus, funny to read how many guys tell them "if I send you a pic you probably won't see me. " lmao.

- So many are Batshit crazy it could be lots of drama but could be mitigated if they can only post in certain threads.

[Member #6335]

I am wondering is it time that the girls can come up here and have their own thread is it feasible? Would it work? It just seems like the same repetitive crap that's going on all the time guys arguing with each other, not sharing I say let's give the girls a chance to post their thoughts? We know they're here lurking!

You have a good point, but the girls can post their 2 cents on Eccie. LOL.

[Joesun1]

I am wondering is it time that the girls can come up here and have their own thread is it feasible? Would it work? It just seems like the same repetitive crap that's going on all the time guys arguing with each other, not sharing I say let's give the girls a chance to post their thoughts? We know they're here lurking!

[Member #6335]

Wow, so I stumbled upon this video today that has helpful tips for mongers.

This guy just laid it all out pretty much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFsMMIieXH4