Strip Club Reports

[Miketastic69]

I think in this day and age, most of the girls know NOT to wear glitter anymore and to keep the lipstick to a minimum. I think they know it can be bad for business long term.

Went to a couple clubs in Baltimore tonight. Went to a predominately AA strip club. Girl basically screwed me in my seat through my shorts. I am never leaving!

[Lotsoffun201]

I went to strip Clubs almost weekly. When I was having a bad time in my life almost daily. I learned to have an excuse waiting every time. I took my wife to a dive bar in town and she hated it. The place wreaked of smoke. I also hugged the old hag waitresses when I got there every time. My wife stopped going with me but I had an excuse already created in her head: Smokey smell, cheap perfume = "oh he stopped at Kelly's bar. " LOL.

I have no solution for GLITTER. Maybe you buy her some glitter body lotion and if caught with gitter on you just tell her you got into her lotion.

I think in this day and age, most of the girls know NOT to wear glitter anymore and to keep the lipstick to a minimum. I think they know it can be bad for business long term.

[MacBackton]

I was told by another girl at Club Platinum that Jeannie would be returning in November. Jeannie is a tall buxom blonde, very good looking, with a great personality who left there about five years ago. I was wondering in anybody had stopped by there lately and met her?

Thanks.

[Miketastic69]

How do you hide the smell of smoke and stripper perfume, when you get home to your S. O. ? Stay in a strip club a couple hours and when you leave your hair and clothes wreak like a tobacco farm.

I went to strip Clubs almost weekly. When I was having a bad time in my life almost daily. I learned to have an excuse waiting every time. I took my wife to a dive bar in town and she hated it. The place wreaked of smoke. I also hugged the old hag waitresses when I got there every time. My wife stopped going with me but I had an excuse already created in her head: Smokey smell, cheap perfume = "oh he stopped at Kelly's bar. " LOL.

I have no solution for GLITTER. Maybe you buy her some glitter body lotion and if caught with gitter on you just tell her you got into her lotion.

[LvChulo]

How do you hide the smell of smoke and stripper perfume, when you get home to your S. O. ? Stay in a strip club a couple hours and when you leave your hair and clothes wreak like a tobacco farm.

Get a gym membership and stop and take a shower before heading home, gives excuse to change clothes as well.

[Lotsoffun201]

How do you hide the smell of smoke and stripper perfume, when you get home to your S. O. ? Stay in a strip club a couple hours and when you leave your hair and clothes wreak like a tobacco farm.

I smoke so that's easy. You'd be surprised how well that covers up stripper perfume. If they have exceptionally strong perfume on I pass on them and let them know their perfume is too strong. It's the long blonde hairs and lipstick that take a little work so I keep a lint roller and baby wipes in my car. Had an OTC the other day and she had long blonde hair, closest I've come in a while and thank goodness I noticed it. I always stop at a gas station or something to give myself the once over.

[Craven Morhead]

I remember a close call like that years ago. Probably missed her by 30 minutes. Someone tipped her off that I might be at a club. When questioned by her I just kept denying it until it was over. Since my vehicles tend to be a bit unusual it's pretty obvious where I am if you see it. I just learned to "hide" my cars when I park now.

How do you hide the smell of smoke and stripper perfume, when you get home to your S. O. ? Stay in a strip club a couple hours and when you leave your hair and clothes wreak like a tobacco farm.

[Lotsoffun201]

When I was at Lejune we had a few lame clubs. Vegas was definitely an oasis compared to what we had in NC. But I remember being inside one of the finer establishments having an up lose lap dance and looked up and my wife at that time was standing there looking. She saw my Dodge Ram Pickup with Gunny 69 on the license plate sitting in the parking lot when she was on her way to the store. See, if I was in Vegas I would never had gotten causght.

I remember a close call like that years ago. Probably missed her by 30 minutes. Someone tipped her off that I might be at a club. When questioned by her I just kept denying it until it was over. Since my vehicles tend to be a bit unusual it's pretty obvious where I am if you see it. I just learned to "hide" my cars when I park now.

[Spartan191]

This post just makes me reminisce about how great things in Vegas USED to be. Back in early 2000's could go to Cheetahs with $200 and literally get dances and drinks all night. And have a blast too (wink wink). Feels like even the strip clubs in town have become corporate thieves too. And you might want to check your credit card bill. You gave them your I'd and CC. Not unheard of that "mystery charges" will suddenly appear on your bill. Can be a nightmare. From what I've heard CH3 and Hustler have become the biggest offenders in Vegas for ripping people off and basically just over-charging for everything. Be hard pressed to find any local in either of these "Clip Joints".

My first strip club take out was 20 years ago from the Girls of Glitter Gultch downtown. A beautiful mature lady (33 years old at the time) who was just trying to make a dollar.

Her stage name was Leigh (and man was she a good lay).

I was not that familiar at the time with the rules of engagement and she could tell and she walked me through the process of strip club take out etc.

We met that night and she spent the next 3 days with me. She worked when she needed to work and we had some great dinners together. She left dancing after a few and became a real estate agent For many years we traveled together and every time I was in Vegas we spent time together.

And now 20 years later we are still friends. She has remarried and her kids are all out of high school and yet 3 weeks ago while in Las Vegas you'd thought we were teenagers having intimacy for the very 1st time.

[Miketastic69]

I imagine most of the people either don't have strip clubs at all where they live or if they do, can't get away because of marital situations. Plus it's considered a 'thing to do' on a Vegas vacation. PLUS a lot of them probably never partake in the more intimate pleasures we on this board do. Etc.

When I was at Lejune we had a few lame clubs. Vegas was definitely an oasis compared to what we had in NC. But I remember being inside one of the finer establishments having an up lose lap dance and looked up and my wife at that time was standing there looking. She saw my Dodge Ram Pickup with Gunny 69 on the license plate sitting in the parking lot when she was on her way to the store. See, if I was in Vegas I would never had gotten causght.

[Miketastic69]

Any of the girls in the clubs do side work?

You have to ask. Be careful though who you invite to your room.

[Lotsoffun201]

This post just makes me reminisce about how great things in Vegas USED to be. Back in early 2000's could go to Cheetahs with $200 and literally get dances and drinks all night. And have a blast too (wink wink). Feels like even the strip clubs in town have become corporate thieves too. And you might want to check your credit card bill. You gave them your I'd and CC. Not unheard of that "mystery charges" will suddenly appear on your bill. Can be a nightmare. From what I've heard CH3 and Hustler have become the biggest offenders in Vegas for ripping people off and basically just over-charging for everything. Be hard pressed to find any local in either of these "Clip Joints".

I visit CH3 regularly and I guess with that comes a bit of privilege. I've never been overcharged and in fact I think my drinks may be a bit over poured. I suspect because they know me. My dance experiences have always been way above average (wink). Maybe they appreciate local regulars more than you think. Truthfully I only go afternoons or early evening when it's not too busy.

Just my experience.

[Seville]

Went by last weekend with a female date. Bought tickets (at $50 each) for us online beforehand so we could get in without cover, front of line, VIP entrance, and it included $60 in drinks each. So was actually a good deal. Arrived about 9 pm via uber to VIP entrance. Brought right into the club and seated near the main stage. It was busy but not packed at that time. You have to give them your I'd and a credit card to cover the bar tab incase you spend more than your credit apparently. Plus you have to buy fake $1 bills to tip the dancers and the waiteress. They make you sign a form acknowledging you can't return the money for cash if you don't tip it all out.

We had fun watching the girls dance. Good variety, mostly white and hispanic. They went up one at a time although there are side stages in private areas around the club you can't see them due to curtains etc. Girls came up to us offering dances. Its $100 per girl for 3 songs in back. We chose 2 brunette spinners who were friends to give us BASIC tableside lapdances for both of us at the same time for $20 per song each. So it was $40 each for two song each girl (we had then swap so both of us got a dance from them) and I gave them $100 (real money) It was just for fun to see my date get grinded by both chicks. They loosened their tops and let us play some with their tit during the dance but did not take them off.

When we lwere ready to leave after a few hrs the waitress said we had $10 left on our ($120 credit) bar tab (I had about 5 beers and my date had 3 mixed drinks. Who knows what they were charging us because we were not presented an itemized bill of any kind)) so I gave the left over $10 credit to her + about another $10 in the fake $1 bills we had left.

Prob won't go back. But it was a fun night out.

This post just makes me reminisce about how great things in Vegas USED to be. Back in early 2000's could go to Cheetahs with $200 and literally get dances and drinks all night. And have a blast too (wink wink). Feels like even the strip clubs in town have become corporate thieves too. And you might want to check your credit card bill. You gave them your I'd and CC. Not unheard of that "mystery charges" will suddenly appear on your bill. Can be a nightmare. From what I've heard CH3 and Hustler have become the biggest offenders in Vegas for ripping people off and basically just over-charging for everything. Be hard pressed to find any local in either of these "Clip Joints".

[FourSeasons2]

Went by last weekend with a female date. Bought tickets (at $50 each) for us online beforehand so we could get in without cover, front of line, VIP entrance, and it included $60 in drinks each. So was actually a good deal. Arrived about 9 pm via uber to VIP entrance. Brought right into the club and seated near the main stage. It was busy but not packed at that time. You have to give them your I'd and a credit card to cover the bar tab incase you spend more than your credit apparently. Plus you have to buy fake $1 bills to tip the dancers and the waiteress. They make you sign a form acknowledging you can't return the money for cash if you don't tip it all out.

We had fun watching the girls dance. Good variety, mostly white and hispanic. They went up one at a time although there are side stages in private areas around the club you can't see them due to curtains etc. Girls came up to us offering dances. Its $100 per girl for 3 songs in back. We chose 2 brunette spinners who were friends to give us BASIC tableside lapdances for both of us at the same time for $20 per song each. So it was $40 each for two song each girl (we had then swap so both of us got a dance from them) and I gave them $100 (real money) It was just for fun to see my date get grinded by both chicks. They loosened their tops and let us play some with their tit during the dance but did not take them off.

When we lwere ready to leave after a few hrs the waitress said we had $10 left on our ($120 credit) bar tab (I had about 5 beers and my date had 3 mixed drinks. Who knows what they were charging us because we were not presented an itemized bill of any kind)) so I gave the left over $10 credit to her + about another $10 in the fake $1 bills we had left.

Prob won't go back. But it was a fun night out.

[SuperBad69]

I imagine most of the people either don't have strip clubs at all where they live or if they do, can't get away because of marital situations. Plus it's considered a 'thing to do' on a Vegas vacation. PLUS a lot of them probably never partake in the more intimate pleasures we on this board do. Etc.

We have them here in Arizona but the experience is much different. The amount of touching is vastly more in Vegas. In Arizona you might have 150 guys with maybe 30 dancers. Its cheaper in AZ and much more laid back since there isn't such competition between the dancers since the ratio of guys to dancers is much higher.