Strip Club Reports

[Velcrolio]

As a dedicated former zb*ne PL, my club mongering rule was "UHM or Bust. " That was never a problem in LA, sometimes a problem in Vegas (except for OG of course). Sitting in a lapdance seat, stripper on my lap, me inserted secretly inside her, with her rocking and grinding without revealing what's happening, and an attendant or manager coming over to inspect the dance area for shenanigans, ask me to sign the drink charge, whatever, and the dancer and I giggling when he walks away, then getting back to the fun, that used to happen in Vegas at a few places, in LA at more places. Then somewhere along the way, after my de facto retirement from the hobby, Vegas clubs began issuing chastity belts to dancers. Last year I came out of retirement for awhile to help with an as-yet-unreleased photo monograph on strippers, and several of the featured portraits are longtime LA dancer friends of mine. My collaborator worked out free entry to quiet a few Vegas clubs, so there I was back in my personal crack den, whichever crack den it was from among the many LV clubs my hot blonde female photographer friend and I spent hours and hours perusing. I went back to old ways and spent the cash, worked the full set of persuasions, tried and tried again and. Nothing. Vegas was always the single worst city I've ever been for strip club mongering. If it's possible to get worse than worst, Vegas did.

Dudes will come back with tales of this or that at LD or Palo, say I didn't have game despite more UHM laps and VIPs than anyone out there, or talk about OTC / take out as if I or anyone else doesn't know that's absurd here considering the shark-like nature of the stripper locus, and fine, sure, exceptions will happen. But even the FIV, touching of tits, other kinds of contact have gone off the menu. For me an exception was the former Babes of all places, and only with a certain girl pointed out to me as dirty by the VIP host who had Babes on his 'roster' at the time and got us the free entry passes across most clubs.

Vegas was bad. It got worse.

Epilogue: I tried one last time at Palo, getting the kinds of hints I can sense, and yeah wonderful talent there with a throwback ethos that has dancers willing to sit for a minute before grabbing your hand and trying to pull you upstairs. I got friendly with a preternaturally gifted dancer who cut loose some inside dope. It ain't happening there. Cameras are watching, not only at Palo but other clubs. Girls who promised the HJ in the Palo $100 area might deliver, but only shielded by their torso, nervously, and desperately hoping you'll bust quick so her odd lack of dance-like body movement and odder pistoning tricep motion bring a manager who yanks her aside later and issues a warning.

Somewhere my fellow high school alum Mike Gilardi is weeping.

[Stevew]

So what constitutes high mileage at the strippers? DFk, tittie fondling, fingering, tittie sucking or actual BJ and FS?

Thats the problem with these forums. Nobody wants to talk specifics. To me, high milage is at LEAST everything up to fingering her and it should mean you'll be getting laid. If they don't want you to touch their pussy, dump the girl and find another one that will. If you're not getting laid at the club, you're overpaying in vegas. You can literally bring a 18 yo girl to your room for $200-500. If she's ugly and meth addicted, its only $20 (plus the counseling, antibiotics and aids medication you'll need). Anyway, why on earth would you expect less for MORE from a stripper?

The real problem is guys that don't come here often. They think the rules they have at home apply here. Touching a boob is a big deal at home, but in vegas you can do that on the casino floor.

[Stevew]

Anyone going to Sapphire.

Pm me for a limo ride.

I know some dancers, meet and greet.

What kind of girls do you know? Never had any luck at that place. Too many eyes and the girls are boring. So its got rhino prices, but without the fun. Sorry, but if you've got touching limits and you're not getting laid in a strip club, its not worth more than admission and a drink or two.

[Billybobhc]

So you're saying that you gave $100 to make out with a hot columbian while she grinded on your lap? Or was there something else that happened? Otherwise that is steep.

So what constitutes high mileage at the strippers? DFk, tittie fondling, fingering, tittie sucking or actual BJ and FS?

[Teratogen666]

Bringing my girlfriend to Vegas for some Bi stripper fun.

I've been told I should look for a girl wearing roller skates and a tattoo of laces going up her pussy, she has many other tattoos too.

Does anyone know if she's still working or where's the best place to find strippers who like (Love) girls.

Pretty much every stripper loves when girls come in. I've witnessed it numerous times. One time, I took a stripper who worked at Little Darlings to Treasures. I ate a burger because I didn't want to be bothered. None of them knew she was a dancer, but they were pulling her tits out and shoving their face in them. Girls who sit at the tip rail will likely have dancers on stage pull their tits out too. And many especially love doing VIP couples dances. Heard it from the mouths of quite a few strippers. I'd say you're golden wherever you go. Not sure about the specific one you're looking for though. But it sounds like someone who might be at Palomino. Seems to be where the more alternative girls gravitate.

[JimmyB58]

Bringing my girlfriend to Vegas for some Bi stripper fun.

I've been told I should look for a girl wearing roller skates and a tattoo of laces going up her pussy, she has many other tattoos too.

Does anyone know if she's still working or where's the best place to find strippers who like (Love) girls.

Being in the transportation business for a lot of years in Las Vegas I've had the pleasure to talk to a lot of girls that work in the strip clubs and they all say the same thing. When a couple is approached by the stripper they head straight for the woman almost every time.

[Benz1]

Bringing my girlfriend to Vegas for some Bi stripper fun.

I've been told I should look for a girl wearing roller skates and a tattoo of laces going up her pussy, she has many other tattoos too.

Does anyone know if she's still working or where's the best place to find strippers who like (Love) girls.

[MissHunter]

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[OutOfIdeas]

Leaving The Cosmopolitan, I ran into construction detours--which pushed me onto a street where I "discovered" Sophia's. I recalled an article saying that after the Olympic Gardens closed, the management team moved over to Sophia's. Here are a few impressions.

They have valet parking, and self parking doesn't seem to be an option. I don't mind valet if I'm prepared for it--that is to say I've stowed articles safely away before approaching the club. Bottom line: it was hassle free. I gave the keys to the valet, in exchange for a claim ticket. There was no discussion of parking fee, or mandatory tip. Nonetheless, I tipped the valet when I left.

I have NV ID, so there was no cover charge. All of the clubs are engaged in dynamic pricing schemes nowadays, so I didn't bother to ask what the cover charge "normally" was.

The building reminds me of Treasures in this respect: from the outside, the building looks huge. But upon entry, the main showroom floor and bar area feels small relative to the size of the building. Like Treasures, it appears there is a lot of unseen space is dedicated to VIP. Laps are $20. I don't do VIPs, so I didn't inquire about the pricing options.

A substantial number of the ladies apparently are of Central and South American origin. Their English is very good--so don't think it's like Chicas Bonitas. I even ran into a couple of ladies I originally met in clubs like Crazy Horse or Sapphires. These two told me that those clubs started offering them lousy shifts--a soft sign that they being encouraged to leave. (Don't take this as me saying these ladies were "second tier". They look really good to me--so it must be some other management issue.).

Everyone has their expectations for a strip club experience. I found things to be "okay" here. No cost to enter. Look at some nice looking women. Chat and have a drink, or get a dance, from someone that interests you. I just have to figure out how to get "locals pricing" on the drinks.

Get your drinks from the front or back bar and have your I'd ready. They don't advertise locals pricing on drinks but they do offer it. It's about half price.

[Game Of Thongs]

You may be waiting awhile. It's been closed about 5 years or so. Maybe longer.

OG was always good for a day visit. Lots of mileage and management was nowhere to be found. That's a club that makes money! Anyone know of a daytime club like this in Vegas currently?

Whoever bought and drove OG to the ground lost a ton of money.

[Mrwk1]

During my last pass through town, I noticed a "for sale" banner on the building that used to house Olympic Gardens. It will be interesting to see what happens next.

You may be waiting awhile. It's been closed about 5 years or so. Maybe longer.

[Qeast]

Leaving The Cosmopolitan, I ran into construction detours--which pushed me onto a street where I "discovered" Sophia's. I recalled an article saying that after the Olympic Gardens closed, the management team moved over to Sophia's. Here are a few impressions.

They have valet parking, and self parking doesn't seem to be an option. I don't mind valet if I'm prepared for it--that is to say I've stowed articles safely away before approaching the club. Bottom line: it was hassle free. I gave the keys to the valet, in exchange for a claim ticket. There was no discussion of parking fee, or mandatory tip. Nonetheless, I tipped the valet when I left.

I have NV ID, so there was no cover charge. All of the clubs are engaged in dynamic pricing schemes nowadays, so I didn't bother to ask what the cover charge "normally" was.

The building reminds me of Treasures in this respect: from the outside, the building looks huge. But upon entry, the main showroom floor and bar area feels small relative to the size of the building. Like Treasures, it appears there is a lot of unseen space is dedicated to VIP. Laps are $20. I don't do VIPs, so I didn't inquire about the pricing options.

A substantial number of the ladies apparently are of Central and South American origin. Their English is very good--so don't think it's like Chicas Bonitas. I even ran into a couple of ladies I originally met in clubs like Crazy Horse or Sapphires. These two told me that those clubs started offering them lousy shifts--a soft sign that they being encouraged to leave. (Don't take this as me saying these ladies were "second tier". They look really good to me--so it must be some other management issue.).

Everyone has their expectations for a strip club experience. I found things to be "okay" here. No cost to enter. Look at some nice looking women. Chat and have a drink, or get a dance, from someone that interests you. I just have to figure out how to get "locals pricing" on the drinks.

[Qeast]

During my last pass through town, I noticed a "for sale" banner on the building that used to house Olympic Gardens. It will be interesting to see what happens next.

[SmashPussy]

Anyone going to Sapphire.

Pm me for a limo ride.

I know some dancers, meet and greet.

[GuinessGuy]

Hi Guys!

I'm taking the plunge and coming out for AVN week. I've read enough of these reports to know extras are not likely, but any recommendations where mileage is better?

Any experience (s) you guys can share about visiting these places during AVN week? How likely am I to see known names dancing? I've never been to a vegas SC, not sure how busy they are under normal conditions, but how busy are the clubs that week? For comparison purposes (to those familiar with them), I grew up in Houston, and spent most of my early 20's at places like Rick's and Centerfold's on Fridays / Saturdays / Sundays.

Thanks!