Strip Club Reports

[Robert387]

Have had a love-hate relationship with daytime Cheetah's for years. (Used to like OG better, but that's no longer an option.) The Good: Cheetah's no cover, two beers $10 + tip, 2-4-$20 lappers, and customer-friendly management. The Bad: Poor dancer selection, with most in the 5-6 range. Poor attitude from some dancers. Some dancers refusing to honor the 2-4-$20, saying "I don't take my clothes off for $10/ dance. " (I was there a few days ago and one gal said that even though there were no other customers. She could have got $20, $40, or even $60 from me, but apparently preferred to sit there and mope about how few customers there were on a weekday morning.).

Having said the above, I ran into an absolute gem of a gal recently. Alex is the classic GND type. Early 20's and new to the business. Very personable and friendly. Refreshing to talk to a stripper who's not been jaded by the biz. She apparently works from about 3 a.m. to noon or so. She's a unicorn for sure, so treat her nice guys. She's without a doubt the nicest gal I've encountered there in years. (She's not the typical "busty blonde" often found in strip clubs, so if that's your preference look elsewhere.)

[Lotsoffun201]

Restaurant on the strip north of Encore, huge portions, prices not too bad, but you are on the strip, $20.

The Peppermill?

[JoeDick2012]

Any chance of meal reports, Qeast.

If you don't mind, of course.

I spend as much money on food, as anything when I'm in Vegas.

Restaurant on the strip north of Encore, huge portions, prices not too bad, but you are on the strip, $20.

[Brit Guy]

I visited CH3 on Wed. Being mid-week, I expected to have a few quiet drinks, and catch some eye candy. Boy was I wrong. The club was packed. Vegas always has conventions in town. But apparently there were a lot of large conventions in town. AVN was also in session. One dancer approached me and asked if I was a local. I replied "yes". She responded "Aww", turned and walked away. I think she figured, being a local, I wouldn't fall for her hustle. And the hustle factor was high that night. Girls were quoting $25 for floor dances. (Usually they charge $20.) Lots of girls were saying they only danced in the VIP. (Good for them.) I get it. They're like bears along the salmon run. This is their shot at making money. Me, not wanting to deal with BS at this or any other club, decided to skip clubs altogether this week. Instead, I visited several really great restaurants that have opened up. Ironically, while I had some really great meals and paired beverages, this alternative activity probably saved me money this week.

Any chance of meal reports, Qeast.

If you don't mind, of course.

I spend as much money on food, as anything when I'm in Vegas.

[Qeast]

I visited CH3 on Wed. Being mid-week, I expected to have a few quiet drinks, and catch some eye candy. Boy was I wrong. The club was packed. Vegas always has conventions in town. But apparently there were a lot of large conventions in town. AVN was also in session. One dancer approached me and asked if I was a local. I replied "yes". She responded "Aww", turned and walked away. I think she figured, being a local, I wouldn't fall for her hustle. And the hustle factor was high that night. Girls were quoting $25 for floor dances. (Usually they charge $20.) Lots of girls were saying they only danced in the VIP. (Good for them.) I get it. They're like bears along the salmon run. This is their shot at making money. Me, not wanting to deal with BS at this or any other club, decided to skip clubs altogether this week. Instead, I visited several really great restaurants that have opened up. Ironically, while I had some really great meals and paired beverages, this alternative activity probably saved me money this week.

[Deeez]

Automation is going to put humans out of work.

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[Ptaotp]

Been too long, boys! Sorry I keep forgetting to post. I'm in vegas at least once a month now. Lots to report over the last months.

LD. All nude w no booze. Girls are hit and miss. LOTS AND LOTS of high mileage in the back if you find the right girl. If you find the wrong girl, she will happily over promise and under deliver. Take her to the 15 minute area to test her limits before you go to the VIP area if you sense a lie. (as always, NEVER buy a dance on the floor.) better yet, if the 15 minutes go well, BE DIRECT get her phone number and meet her out. LD takes almost half their money by time they pay the house fee and bouncers get tipped out. So, remember that when negotiating outside a club!

October. Trip - lots of decent girls, lots of pigs. Hot blonde about 20 years old. Fake everything but VERY well done (thanks, doc!) VIP bed. Touching anywhere I wanted. No touching me where it mattered. Second girl. VIP bed. Cute, not hot. VERY late 20's. Full on everything. She even had the wrapper for me. No joke. AWESOME. She FORCED her number on me. She was crazy. Like psycho. So no way I'd meet her out. My pal left with a working girl hookup. She's 18 and perfect. For now (she going to be a porker as she gets older and vegas life takes her). A literally PERFECT body with not an ounce of fat on her. They meet every time we come down here now.

November. Trip - not ONE decent girl. Stayed about 15 minutes and walked out. Literally nothing to spend a penny on.

THE rhino. Topless with booze. Mileage is high or worthless low (like only touch her boobs. Who the f would pay for that? Depending on the girl, but full on contact and full service is FAR, FAR, FAR harder to come by now. Yes, it happens, but not like it used to. No matter how much you spend. Be very careful with your money here now.

October trip. Got a table for me and my pals. Swarmed by girls. Half were less that rhino standard (embarrassing for the rhino. I almost wanted to cry) - the other half were between hot and above average. I only noticed a couple 10's. Between me and the crew went to almost EVERY area in that club. I tried to talk them out of it, but young pu $$why called them. Action varied from little to nothing to 'I want to fuck right now' (from a stripper). We spent an INSANE amount of cash that night. A couple of us left with phone numbers. One got room service that night. I left with a girlfriend. Nope, not kidding. It lasted a short time (until Christmas). She's a typical 20 ish yo stripper so I didn't get my hopes up. I actually did get my hopes WAY UP because holy crap HOT and YOUNG and YUMMY. She was WAY out of my league even when I was young. FYI. Strippers are still f'ing crazy like when I was young. Did you know that? Well, they still are. And that's what messed it up.

Palamino. All nude with booze. Mileage varies with the girl. Don't spend money on the floor. Never went to main floor VIP, so not too sure what action you can get there. Girls are WAY better. Owner actually invested in things so its way less scummy. Parking lots are brighter as well. Might not actually be safer, but you feel like it. Girls used to be trailer park dwelling, inked up, drug addicts. Not anymore!

November Trip. WAY better than it used to be. Decent music and girls. Took one to the private rooms upstairs. Cute as hell. Perfect body w a cute face. Action was limited to what you expect at an all nude place. Full contact all over, with no contact on me where it mattered. I knew that going up, but didn't care because she was young and cute. Honestly, I was dumb and thought I could talk my way into her. Nope. Not even a phone number. Losing my touch. Prior to going up, a girl on the floor I talked to acted liked extras never happened and strippers don't do that. Literally offended I would ask. Seriously. And no, she didn't think I was 5. 0. It was weird. And then she tried to tell us VIP prices on the wall were wrong. So no fun AND I need to pay more? Where do I sign up? At least she was honest I suppose.

December trip. STILL awesome. Handful of CUTE girls (some train wrecks also). Took one upstairs again with promises of 'things that would happen'. She was late 20's, cute and a liar, but screw it. She was cute. Well, my pants were down with her hand where it mattered before the bottle even arrived (meaning my time on the clock had not even started). It was game on upstairs. She said liked me (noticed me when I walked in) and didn't want to wait. Phone for her AND her friend. Buddy of mine will hook up with her pal next trip in Feb.

Good report! Thanks for the details on LD. Been going to Vegas for 30 years and never had much luck in the nude joints--but you persuaded to give it another try! I usually pull from Hustler, CH3. Rhino is next to impossible--your comments are spot on. Unless you're a celeb or willing to spend $5 K you ain't pulling from here. Haven't been to Palomino in forever (went there back in the scummy days) but have heard good things as well. I'll be in Vegas this weekend so I'll post a report when I get back. I'll be with this hot MILF who's done some porn and she likes to go the clubs and find us a little playmate I'll let you know how we do.

[Stevew]

Been too long, boys! Sorry I keep forgetting to post. I'm in vegas at least once a month now. Lots to report over the last months.

LD. All nude w no booze. Girls are hit and miss. LOTS AND LOTS of high mileage in the back if you find the right girl. If you find the wrong girl, she will happily over promise and under deliver. Take her to the 15 minute area to test her limits before you go to the VIP area if you sense a lie. (as always, NEVER buy a dance on the floor.) better yet, if the 15 minutes go well, BE DIRECT get her phone number and meet her out. LD takes almost half their money by time they pay the house fee and bouncers get tipped out. So, remember that when negotiating outside a club!

October. Trip - lots of decent girls, lots of pigs. Hot blonde about 20 years old. Fake everything but VERY well done (thanks, doc!) VIP bed. Touching anywhere I wanted. No touching me where it mattered. Second girl. VIP bed. Cute, not hot. VERY late 20's. Full on everything. She even had the wrapper for me. No joke. AWESOME. She FORCED her number on me. She was crazy. Like psycho. So no way I'd meet her out. My pal left with a working girl hookup. She's 18 and perfect. For now (she going to be a porker as she gets older and vegas life takes her). A literally PERFECT body with not an ounce of fat on her. They meet every time we come down here now.

November. Trip - not ONE decent girl. Stayed about 15 minutes and walked out. Literally nothing to spend a penny on.

THE rhino. Topless with booze. Mileage is high or worthless low (like only touch her boobs. Who the f would pay for that? Depending on the girl, but full on contact and full service is FAR, FAR, FAR harder to come by now. Yes, it happens, but not like it used to. No matter how much you spend. Be very careful with your money here now.

October trip. Got a table for me and my pals. Swarmed by girls. Half were less that rhino standard (embarrassing for the rhino. I almost wanted to cry) - the other half were between hot and above average. I only noticed a couple 10's. Between me and the crew went to almost EVERY area in that club. I tried to talk them out of it, but young pu $$why called them. Action varied from little to nothing to 'I want to fuck right now' (from a stripper). We spent an INSANE amount of cash that night. A couple of us left with phone numbers. One got room service that night. I left with a girlfriend. Nope, not kidding. It lasted a short time (until Christmas). She's a typical 20 ish yo stripper so I didn't get my hopes up. I actually did get my hopes WAY UP because holy crap HOT and YOUNG and YUMMY. She was WAY out of my league even when I was young. FYI. Strippers are still f'ing crazy like when I was young. Did you know that? Well, they still are. And that's what messed it up.

Palamino. All nude with booze. Mileage varies with the girl. Don't spend money on the floor. Never went to main floor VIP, so not too sure what action you can get there. Girls are WAY better. Owner actually invested in things so its way less scummy. Parking lots are brighter as well. Might not actually be safer, but you feel like it. Girls used to be trailer park dwelling, inked up, drug addicts. Not anymore!

November Trip. WAY better than it used to be. Decent music and girls. Took one to the private rooms upstairs. Cute as hell. Perfect body w a cute face. Action was limited to what you expect at an all nude place. Full contact all over, with no contact on me where it mattered. I knew that going up, but didn't care because she was young and cute. Honestly, I was dumb and thought I could talk my way into her. Nope. Not even a phone number. Losing my touch. Prior to going up, a girl on the floor I talked to acted liked extras never happened and strippers don't do that. Literally offended I would ask. Seriously. And no, she didn't think I was 5. 0. It was weird. And then she tried to tell us VIP prices on the wall were wrong. So no fun AND I need to pay more? Where do I sign up? At least she was honest I suppose.

December trip. STILL awesome. Handful of CUTE girls (some train wrecks also). Took one upstairs again with promises of 'things that would happen'. She was late 20's, cute and a liar, but screw it. She was cute. Well, my pants were down with her hand where it mattered before the bottle even arrived (meaning my time on the clock had not even started). It was game on upstairs. She said liked me (noticed me when I walked in) and didn't want to wait. Phone for her AND her friend. Buddy of mine will hook up with her pal next trip in Feb.

[SoloTraveler]

I stopped in to CB yesterday to check it out. The girl selection was a little more diverse than I'd imagined. It's a small club and was mildly crowded but not overwhelming. There were probably 10-12 girls working and that was fine for this joint.

It's difficult to imagine how folks get mileage here though. Many of your reviews indicate mileage. There are cameras above the seating area in the back room and the main part of the club is just feet away w employees right at the walkway in. I didn't do any $10 dances out on the floor, but did a couple in back for $25. The girl I liked most spoke poor English (I mean really broken) and I don't like to speak Spanish for this kind of stuff so it took things down a small notch.

Too bad I didn't get to her till just before closing time. I'd love to have chatted her up (or tried) and felt things out for some OTC.

Fellow hobbyists, I'd like to hear your experiences at CB.

Been there a few time with two girls offering OTC service. I ended up biting one offer cause she was just to cute. She quoted $$ but in the end got her FS for $$. Nice and clean, little mileage on her.

[RBFHatred]

I'm not sure what's going on there, but lately I've been getting more offers for ITC extras than usual. They're quite pricey though. I've had OTC from strippers offered at $5, settling at 3-4. Surprisingly, the clock wasn't really watched either. The visits tend to be between 1. 5-2. 5 hrs. The recent ITC extras offers start the same and have gone down to $4. I have not partaken for obvious reasons. OTC is more fun and costs the same?

There used to be a girl there who gave me ITC for the price of the "VIP" dances. I've done a few 15 minute sessions with her, but she's gone.

PM and / or share if you have any extra high-mileage or OTC hookups at any SC in town (from girls who would almost universally be considered attractive). Maybe we can help each other out?

[RBFHatred]

Has anyone been there? It's close to the Rio. Not sure what it used to be called before.

I'm no sure what to make of this place's fascination with cryotpcurrency.

[SexThinker]

Has anyone been there? It's close to the Rio. Not sure what it used to be called before.

It's probably had three or four names (not to mention opening and closing each time) since I moved here eight years ago.

[Yakuskt]

Has anyone been there? It's close to the Rio. Not sure what it used to be called before.

[Aries25]

More money and a unicorn. Although happy hour at Treasures might work.

Well I'm bringing 400 now, not looking to get laid. I've been going to strip clubs out east for years and am excited to hit up a Vegas one! I'm most likely going to Crazy Horse.

[Zman429]

Would you or anyone give a run down of w good visit to Treasures happy hours was like?

I've only been there once and had a pretty good dinner there and then hungout for a couple hours with my cousin. Not much was had in the way of mileage though.

Drinks are $1 from 4-6. No cover. Decent girls. $20 lap dances in the corner. If you go about 5. Get some drinks the girls come in early to get the lower club fee. If you're a regular even better.