Massage Parlor Reports

**No Beard** · 02-16-06 09:08

[quote = archieleach]I wonder if there's a way to download those, I couldn't figure it out. I doubt they'll be there on that site for long. If anyone knows, hook us up.[/quote]If you're using Windows XP/2000, check the browser cache in My Computer at C:\Documents and Settings\your-user-name\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files. Sort by size and look for random file-names ending with ".wmv" that are between 3.7 and 5.1 megabytes. If you watched the movies in order you should be able to figure out what's what by the time-stamp on the .wmv files. Copy these elsewhere, rename them to something like "bathing1.wmv", "bathing2.wmv" and so on, and you're all set.

**ArchieLeach** · 02-15-06 07:22

Oh boy, does that bring back memories? Sigh.

God, I have to get back to Thailand soon or I'll die.

I wonder if there's a way to download those, I couldn't figure it out. I doubt they'll be there on that site for long. If anyone knows, hook us up.

**Dat Dude25** · 02-13-06 17:51

Hey fellow patrons, does this look familiar? Just let it play.

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**Good Sport** · 02-06-06 21:46

Originally Posted by DentonMonger

... so let's stick to the $140/hr standard, and for god's sake quit giving them such huge tips! With the going rate, I'm surprised that a tip is even required. They already make as much in an hour as a lawyer does.

Denton -- I have been screwed by lawyers and -- trust me -- the worst day at an AMP is a better screw! I've been going to AMPs off and on for years. It has always been $.40 for the 1/2 hr (.4 in and $ tip) and $$ for the hour (.6 in and $.4 tip) The spa is extra...I have not done it, but I think it is $$.4 or $$.6 (total). You owe that pretty lady .40! I would not go back without it and maybe some flowers. No wonder you got a bad service. How would you perform if you got shorted?

All that said, if you find a good AMP/girl...the 1/2 hour is all you might ever want.

GS

**DentonMonger** · 02-02-06 02:43

I decided to find out if the Angel is as good as everyone says. I think they only had one or two girls working that night, so I had to wait my turn. After about 15 min, I was led back to a room by Margarita. She was a tiny little thing with some of the best fake tits I've ever seen. The door fee was $40 for 1/2 hr, and $60 for a full hour. I opted for the full and was treated to a steam room, table shower, and sauna. Apparently they do acually offer spa things there. After the "legitimate" part of the show, I set about getting the extras. She wanted another $140, but took $100 since that's all I brought in. I'm pretty sure AMP's are $140 for an hour, so I brought that amount plus a $20 for the tip. I was the last customer of the night, so she may have been tired or dried up or something, but she was not very enthusiastic about her work, and looked like she was in pain as we were going at it. She tried to rush me through the extras from start to finish. So when she asked for a tip, I told her I'd get it out of my car, along with the other $40 for the session. No one tried to come out to collect the money, so I got the hell out of there. I hate that some patrons go into these places and pay more than the going rate, so the rest of us have to go in and pay higher prices. I know it's all about inflation, but we have total control of these prices. They know how to negotiate, so let's stick to the $140/hr standard, and for god's sake quit giving them such huge tips! With the going rate, I'm surprised that a tip is even required. They already make as much in an hour as a lawyer does.

**Dat Dude25** · 01-28-06 03:45

I've been to a few AMPs and has never been disappointed. Do the LE run things during the day or also at night. Just wandering. I want to minimize my chance of getting caught.

**Ampdude** · 01-23-06 01:36

Greetings Dallas mongers!

Long time lurker, first time poster - but I just moved to Dallas and plan to post as often as I can from now on. (can finally afford trips to an AMP so I may as well share)

Just got back from a 30 min session with Bebe at Hawaii. Paid $40 at the door and was shown to the "VIP" room - complete with a jacuzzi which evidently isn't used.

Anyways, was greeting by Bebe, who looked absolutely stunning in my opinion. Shoulder length hair, nice natural 34 C's, short skirt - bikini top, sexy chain across her waist and perfect skin.

Was taken for a table shower - pretty decent, with attention paid to the places that mattered. Was rubbed off, returned to the room and settled on $100 for a 1/2 and 1/2 session.

Bebe told me to lie on my back and proceeded to undress and give me a body rub followed by some a@#l rimming and a full body to body massage. She blew me in a few positions, followed by reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. NO BB throughout, which is good in my opinion. Licked and bit on my nipples, stopped in the middle and started licking and sucking my b@lls, followed by some more cowgirl and finally finished off with her hand (time was up!)

All in all and excellent session. Paid $100 for the service and included a $20 tip in the end. Since I'm new here, I was wondering if that was the norm for Hawaii and for the service I described.

Anyways, happy punting everyone!

**Make A Deal** · 01-21-06 02:55

Yeah I saw it and based off the ass that came out of there I would like to know where it was. Man those chicks where fine. Where can I find the fines chicks for the MP's?

**Big K** · 01-20-06 11:52

Hey you guys see the A&E show Dallas SWAT? Last nights show they went in to bust a massage joint. They got locked out so they bravely surrounded the joint with an APC and full body armor, automatic weapons and eventually went in with riot shields after half ass busting the reflective glass. Afterwards they went for lunch patting themselves on the back. I like the boys in blue when they're not harasing working girls or mongers but that was emberesing[sp?] on so many levels. I think they transferred a bunch of the Waco guys up the road to the Dallas SWAT.

p.s note to Dallas LE and SWAT. Next time you need to gain entry please pm me so I may instruct you on how to do it without endangering lives and destrying property like y'all did. (Hint: send a [read ONE] guy in much like the plain clothes defective y'all sent in to get solicited to open the front door then surprisingly you will be able to walk in.)

**Smooth TX** · 01-06-06 02:27

Back from Vacation, any one been to MiMi's cafe in the past few weeks. Hope things picked up, so Ican check out this place again. Input welcome..
STx

**Member #4921** · 01-03-06 08:56

I was in town for the holidays, and I remembered the Swedish Institute. They are remodelling and taking all clinets over to the Candlewood suites. On one girl was available, and I didn't get the baest vibe from her.

I walked over to Yokohama (I think that's the name, right between the adult theater and the Swedish). Was met at the door by a lady who called herself Mei-yu. As I got cash from the ATM, she pressed herself against my back and rubbed me through my shorts. I was surprised how aggressive she was. Paid .6 for entry, and then another 1 for everything.

She was a lot of fun, and not at all cautious about me.

**stealth2920** · 01-02-06 10:27

I had usually gone to Aprils in the past, but I didn't see any young girls there this time. June was closed. Of course this was New Years eve day. I ended up going to Ginza spa. The girl there was friendly and not too old. I should have tried Blue Angel as I had originally planned to see how it is.