Massage Parlor Reports

[Kazoomick]

At one point I tipped the Mamasan in the AMP in Kalamazoo. She looked at me like I was crazy. Then she treated me like shit. Just like she has treated everyone at TLC since forever.

Be polite. Don't create trouble. These are your best tools.

[RedBone65]

I thinking Tipping Mama sounds like a good plan. To help ensure a pleasing experience. I will do this when I visit.

LOL if Mama happy everyone happy.

[JJLetsPlay]

I like to grease the wheels with Mama. $20 is little price to make sure you have extra special time.

Agree Sly,

That is a small price for management followup, to insure excellent service.

That's just more grease, than I've been applying to those wheels- LOL.

Always have figured all non house money, should go to the provider.

Hmmm- will have to consider that.

Thanks for the food for thought.

JJ / Kzoo.

Other thoughts guys??

[SlyGuy12]

Hi Sly,

Altho I'm also ready at AMP's w / $$ cash, I never have actually tipped Mama.

Always very interactive, respectful, appreciative & hugs for the ones I know (for sure).

So Men- question.

Is Sly just a real sport??

Am I conversely a cheap SOB??

Do others of You Also Tip Mama regularly??

Please weigh in guys.

1 curious AMP monger here.

JJ / Kzoo.

I like to grease the wheels with Mama. $20 is little price to make sure you have extra special time.

[OleFart]

Hi Sly,

Altho I'm also ready at AMP's w / $$ cash, I never have actually tipped Mama.

Always very interactive, respectful, appreciative & hugs for the ones I know (for sure).

So Men- question.

Is Sly just a real sport??

Am I conversely a cheap SOB??

Do others of You Also Tip Mama regularly??

Please weigh in guys.

1 curious AMP monger here.

JJ / Kzoo.

I've never tipped Mama, but I do on occasion tip the provider. Usually when I've had a really top notch visit, and sometimes when they have to put in extra effort to make sure I'm happy.

And sometimes just because they are a favorite.

Not every trip, but occasionally.

[JJLetsPlay]

Sounds like Connie. This hobby is a cash business. Credit cards or payment apps leave behind a trail. I usually plan about 200 when I go. 40-60 for house fee, the remainder for extras. I always tip mamma 20, which helps to ensure a good time is had.

Hi Sly,

Altho I'm also ready at AMP's w / $$ cash, I never have actually tipped Mama.

Always very interactive, respectful, appreciative & hugs for the ones I know (for sure).

So Men- question.

Is Sly just a real sport??

Am I conversely a cheap SOB??

Do others of You Also Tip Mama regularly??

Please weigh in guys.

1 curious AMP monger here.

JJ / Kzoo.

[Slick350]

Sounds like Connie. This hobby is a cash business. Credit cards or payment apps leave behind a trail. I usually plan about 200 when I go. 40-60 for house fee, the remainder for extras. I always tip mamma 20, which helps to ensure a good time is had.

I agree with Sly! This hobby is cash only bc cash is non traceable unlike credit cards. If you don't have the cash? I would recommend that, you wait until you do bc if you don't, credit cards are extremely traceable. Got to be smart and use common sense in this hobby all the way.

As always, stay safe and be smart fellas!

[SlyGuy12]

So I've been watching the thread for quite some time, find myself still lost to a number of things. That likely will seem trivial to most of you. But, I have tried both relax and happy. Relax several times, usually to more or less than great endings. I tried happy the other day only to get inside and find that everything is cash. I guess what I am looking for are some tips and tricks, things not to do, etc. Long story short I'm not really sure who I got at happy because I don't recall her telling me her name. She spoke pretty decent English and gave an amazing massage using her knees and elbows even. A first for me. Extras were extended, but I had to explain that I didn't bring enough to cover more than an hour massage, because I was anticipating being able to pay for that portion with a card. I do plan to go back, just not sure what the process I should follow is. Also she was likely in her late 30's, on the skinnier side, short very short probably somewhere around 5'4", dark hair, and liked spanking a lot. Any ideas on who it was I drew? This way when I go back I can ask mamasan for her if possible.

Sounds like Connie. This hobby is a cash business. Credit cards or payment apps leave behind a trail. I usually plan about 200 when I go. 40-60 for house fee, the remainder for extras. I always tip mamma 20, which helps to ensure a good time is had.

[Benjamin99]

Why would you pay with a card? It's better not to leave a paper trail.

Ben.

So I've been watching the thread for quite some time, find myself still lost to a number of things. That likely will seem trivial to most of you. But, I have tried both relax and happy. Relax several times, usually to more or less than great endings. I tried happy the other day only to get inside and find that everything is cash. I guess what I am looking for are some tips and tricks, things not to do, etc. Long story short I'm not really sure who I got at happy because I don't recall her telling me her name. She spoke pretty decent English and gave an amazing massage using her knees and elbows even. A first for me. Extras were extended, but I had to explain that I didn't bring enough to cover more than an hour massage, because I was anticipating being able to pay for that portion with a card. I do plan to go back, just not sure what the process I should follow is. Also she was likely in her late 30's, on the skinnier side, short very short probably somewhere around 5'4", dark hair, and liked spanking a lot. Any ideas on who it was I drew? This way when I go back I can ask mamasan for her if possible.

[Kneiner]

So I've been watching the thread for quite some time, find myself still lost to a number of things. That likely will seem trivial to most of you. But, I have tried both relax and happy. Relax several times, usually to more or less than great endings. I tried happy the other day only to get inside and find that everything is cash. I guess what I am looking for are some tips and tricks, things not to do, etc. Long story short I'm not really sure who I got at happy because I don't recall her telling me her name. She spoke pretty decent English and gave an amazing massage using her knees and elbows even. A first for me. Extras were extended, but I had to explain that I didn't bring enough to cover more than an hour massage, because I was anticipating being able to pay for that portion with a card. I do plan to go back, just not sure what the process I should follow is. Also she was likely in her late 30's, on the skinnier side, short very short probably somewhere around 5'4", dark hair, and liked spanking a lot. Any ideas on who it was I drew? This way when I go back I can ask mamasan for her if possible.

[OleFart]

Made the trip to Spring recently and drew Jeannie. She's an occasional visitor and always a welcome treat. As I've mentioned before, she's on the thin side, but that suits my tastes. I find her smokin hot. She was eager to please and I left very happy.

[StripperTipper]

Made a trip to Happy today seek happiness. I also was hoping for a decent massage. Mamasan informed me Connie was not there. New girl you like.

She led me to room and moments later this tallish, early forties beauty came through the door. Said her name was Sujon.

Really a fine looking woman. The massage was OK plus. I honestly didn't expect that to be great. Plenty of teasing and a good scrub in the TS.

A few minutes in the sauna to dry off and we were off to the party. The usual expectations were all met and exceeded within my hour. I left very happy and will return soon.

As always YMMV and more detail can be shared in PM.

ST.

[JJLetsPlay]

That might be why mamma wanted to know if she took care of me properly. I found it strange that mamma followed me outside to ask me. I liked her, and she did take good care of me.

Sly,

I agree most likely they / Mgmt, did not like her & she is gone (as other monger was told).

A rotten shame based on your report of Zaza.

Also tho in the past, I have run into situations where Mama dislikes a MP, so she steers new bus, toward a newer / more favored girl.

Had that happen & once very memorably.

When found out my "preferred & requested" was still there, I called out Mama on it.

She said " she had misunderstood my request- sorry ".

Hmmm- made me wonder- still does.

Be Safe Men.

JJ / Kzoo.

[SlyGuy12]

Based on that report, I rather eagerly went to visit happy on Friday, and was told by The matriarch there that she is "no longer there, made customers unhappy". I instead saw "Suni" I believe was her name, her English was selectively broken, but overall had a fairly decent time there and would definitely repeat, granted it was not near as much fun as what was reported with Zaza, but still.

That might be why mamma wanted to know if she took care of me properly. I found it strange that mamma followed me outside to ask me. I liked her, and she did take good care of me.

[PhilMcCrakin]

Based on that report, I rather eagerly went to visit happy on Friday, and was told by The matriarch there that she is "no longer there, made customers unhappy". I instead saw "Suni" I believe was her name, her English was selectively broken, but overall had a fairly decent time there and would definitely repeat, granted it was not near as much fun as what was reported with Zaza, but still.