Massage Parlor Reports

[Kzoo34]

PrinceSlayer,

Between Zombo & Moonglow's advice to you, you now have a true roadmap to how to handle an AMP perfectly & what to expect.

BTW Zombo- nice blow by blow for PrinceSlayer (so to speak- LOL).

I too could not agree w / Moonglow more- If you're Not Looking to Save a poss few bucks, then Cut Out the Games.

You & the girl Will Both Relax & Enjoy!

The $$ amount is the going 1 Hr / No Rush / FS rate, here in BC.

The price of course will vary somewhat by area & may / will be higher in a bigger city.

Having said that, yesterday I was in need of a good Massage & Attention.

Went to Spring BC, my go to. Found my 2 Go To Girls both working.

Lilly & Mija (Lucky). Love them both- drew Lilly.

The pace was unrushed. Table Shower Fabulous.

Massage above average for Lilly. Her FS extras, were as always- Excellent.

I would recommend Spring & Either Lilly or Mija & BTW I often Do Recommend them.

IMO Mija gives a better massage consistently, w / the same great quality addtl service (s).

YMMV, but treated well, these girls "take care of business", each & every time.

Jimmy says " Spring Hits The Spot (s) & these Girls are True Pros".

Be Safe, Well & have a Happy Holiday season.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

JJ, is $$ includes the house fee or is it. 6 for the house and $$ for the tip? I am planning on my first visit and read last 20 pages or so. I just want to make sure I get the FS. In one of the comments somebody mentioned if they ask if it is your first time say no and act like you been there before. I assume they would remember their customers so is it better to be honest and say its your first time?

[Zombo]

JJ, Zombo & Moonglow. My OG's! Thank you, I truly appreciate the gems. I will post an update. Planning to visit this weekend.

Always glad to help out a noobie who's willing to help themselves. Post up a review after your visit!

[PrinceSlayer]

PrinceSlayer,

Between Zombo & Moonglow's advice to you, you now have a true roadmap to how to handle an AMP perfectly & what to expect.

BTW Zombo- nice blow by blow for PrinceSlayer (so to speak- LOL).

I too could not agree w / Moonglow more- If you're Not Looking to Save a poss few bucks, then Cut Out the Games.

JJ, Zombo & Moonglow. My OG's! Thank you, I truly appreciate the gems. I will post an update. Planning to visit this weekend.

[JJLetsPlay]

Your last paragraph is spot on and is how I have approached the session going back years. I find the games to be a waste of time. Be up front, take care biz and the whole experience will be better. Especially the table shower. Man, have I had some great times in the shower room and sauna. Of course this applies to first time visits, once known it is off to the races from the start.

PrinceSlayer,

Between Zombo & Moonglow's advice to you, you now have a true roadmap to how to handle an AMP perfectly & what to expect.

BTW Zombo- nice blow by blow for PrinceSlayer (so to speak- LOL).

I too could not agree w / Moonglow more- If you're Not Looking to Save a poss few bucks, then Cut Out the Games.

You & the girl Will Both Relax & Enjoy!

The $$ amount is the going 1 Hr / No Rush / FS rate, here in BC.

The price of course will vary somewhat by area & may / will be higher in a bigger city.

Having said that, yesterday I was in need of a good Massage & Attention.

Went to Spring BC, my go to. Found my 2 Go To Girls both working.

Lilly & Mija (Lucky). Love them both- drew Lilly.

The pace was unrushed. Table Shower Fabulous.

Massage above average for Lilly. Her FS extras, were as always- Excellent.

I would recommend Spring & Either Lilly or Mija & BTW I often Do Recommend them.

IMO Mija gives a better massage consistently, w / the same great quality addtl service (s).

YMMV, but treated well, these girls "take care of business", each & every time.

Jimmy says " Spring Hits The Spot (s) & these Girls are True Pros".

Be Safe, Well & have a Happy Holiday season.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[Moonglow913]

Go in, tell them 1 hour and have $60 on the ready to hand over when they take you to the room. Once you're in the room, get buck ass naked right away then sit on the table and wait for them to come back.

They'll take you back to the shower, stand there until she says it's ready then lay down face first and enjoy the shower. Fair warning that they're probably going to aggressively wash your ass, crack included. Flip on over when told to and show your appreciation when they clean Mr. Happy.

From there they'll towel you off and probably head back to the room. Lay face down on the table and let her rub you for a bit. Sooner or later she'll come up by your head, just reach under and grab whatever you want. She'll ask what you want, say everything (assuming that's what you want), she'll give you the price.

If you want to go professional, just hand her $200 right when you get in the room the first time (before the shower) and you'll probably have a nicer shower and walk out pretty happy.

Your last paragraph is spot on and is how I have approached the session going back years. I find the games to be a waste of time. Be up front, take care biz and the whole experience will be better. Especially the table shower. Man, have I had some great times in the shower room and sauna. Of course this applies to first time visits, once known it is off to the races from the start.

[Hoeser]

Relax has been advertising "new girls" on STG. I wouldn't consider the middle aged Asian woman that SlyGuy describes to be either "new" or a "girl. ".

Anyone have a recent experience at Relax with new and / or attractive talent?

Where they large boobs I think natural big boobs are sexy.

[Zombo]

Looking to visit Spring for a Bday massage w / menu. 1st timer. Could someone put me on how to approach the game?

Go in, tell them 1 hour and have $60 on the ready to hand over when they take you to the room. Once you're in the room, get buck ass naked right away then sit on the table and wait for them to come back.

They'll take you back to the shower, stand there until she says it's ready then lay down face first and enjoy the shower. Fair warning that they're probably going to aggressively wash your ass, crack included. Flip on over when told to and show your appreciation when they clean Mr. Happy.

From there they'll towel you off and probably head back to the room. Lay face down on the table and let her rub you for a bit. Sooner or later she'll come up by your head, just reach under and grab whatever you want. She'll ask what you want, say everything (assuming that's what you want), she'll give you the price.

If you want to go professional, just hand her $200 right when you get in the room the first time (before the shower) and you'll probably have a nicer shower and walk out pretty happy.

[Electronman]

I was in BC to see a provider but got ghosted. So I decided to stop by Spring on my way out to knock it off the ol bucket list. Now, I'm highly critical of AMPs since living overseas for a few years and came very intimately familiar with the true AMP experience. However, I'm glad I stopped by Spring. Upon entering, I ran into mamasan as she came out the house to greet me and started off with great conversation before I even got in the place. She did a standard temp check and led me to a room. I drew Rose, a middle aged Korean lady with a firm enough body and some very nice, firm C's. She's a firecracker with great personality! I opted for the hhr; shower was offered, but as mentioned, I already got ghosted by an escort provider and was in a little rush so I said let's get to the table. Started off with a decent dry massage and convo. She mentioned she just arrived from Cali. We had some more pleasantries and "in common" conversation. After about 15 minutes of that she jumps off the back and says she and I both know why I'm there so let's cut the chase. On the flip I asked what's on the menu and she said it's completely open dependent on the donation. I had already cut into the play money out of frustration of the ghoster provider, so I was a little short. But I handed over. 40 for a HJ that I had left over and she didn't even question it. After running the donation to mamasan she quickly came back and fully undress to unveil those beautiful Asian C's. She starts off with a great technique, then threw the leg up on the table and said "me too" and got me some lube for FIV. And when I say FIV, I damn near had my whole hand up in her. The experience was so enjoyable at that point, out of curiosity, I asked her what a bigger donation would've got me and she gave me a teasing gobble of the head and said it would be an experience I wouldn't forget. I finished very happy and satisfied. She cleaned me up with a warm cloth and helped me get dressed with more small talk. She mentioned there's new girls, all Korean, available but to come see her again for a finale. Very satisfying, will definitely repeat time again. Be safe!

The Rose referred to in Prowler's report is actually Mija or Lucky. I'm not sure why she keeps changing her name. She is an excellent performer and is on the favorite list for a number of mongers. She is a bit thick for my tastes (I prefer slender women), but I can attest that she is lots of fun. I thought the senior members would appreciate some clarification of her multiple identities.

[Ouliksak]

Looking to visit Spring for a Bday massage w / menu. 1st timer. Could someone put me on how to approach the game?

If you look back a page or two you will see everything you need, also in the kazoo forum, it was broken down. Basically walk in, if they ask if you have been there before, the answer is always yes.

[PrinceSlayer]

Looking to visit Spring for a Bday massage w / menu. 1st timer. Could someone put me on how to approach the game?

[Member #6542]

I was in BC to see a provider but got ghosted. So I decided to stop by Spring on my way out to knock it off the ol bucket list. Now, I'm highly critical of AMPs since living overseas for a few years and came very intimately familiar with the true AMP experience. However, I'm glad I stopped by Spring. Upon entering, I ran into mamasan as she came out the house to greet me and started off with great conversation before I even got in the place. She did a standard temp check and led me to a room. I drew Rose, a middle aged Korean lady with a firm enough body and some very nice, firm C's. She's a firecracker with great personality! I opted for the hhr; shower was offered, but as mentioned, I already got ghosted by an escort provider and was in a little rush so I said let's get to the table. Started off with a decent dry massage and convo. She mentioned she just arrived from Cali. We had some more pleasantries and "in common" conversation. After about 15 minutes of that she jumps off the back and says she and I both know why I'm there so let's cut the chase. On the flip I asked what's on the menu and she said it's completely open dependent on the donation. I had already cut into the play money out of frustration of the ghoster provider, so I was a little short. But I handed over. 40 for a HJ that I had left over and she didn't even question it. After running the donation to mamasan she quickly came back and fully undress to unveil those beautiful Asian C's. She starts off with a great technique, then threw the leg up on the table and said "me too" and got me some lube for FIV. And when I say FIV, I damn near had my whole hand up in her. The experience was so enjoyable at that point, out of curiosity, I asked her what a bigger donation would've got me and she gave me a teasing gobble of the head and said it would be an experience I wouldn't forget. I finished very happy and satisfied. She cleaned me up with a warm cloth and helped me get dressed with more small talk. She mentioned there's new girls, all Korean, available but to come see her again for a finale. Very satisfying, will definitely repeat time again. Be safe!

[Todd5]

Called spring last night asked for toni she wasn't working.

Mama said she had a new girl so I went there to check it out.

Wasn't really into her so I left didn't get her name she was short a little chubby not attractive.

Went to happy.

Connie was working and also a new girl her name is Anna she's a hot little spinner with long brunet curley hair olive skin and bolt on's.

Table shower was ok.

I wanted a hard masage she said after the fun LOL.

Lots of kissing and sucking and light touching then she rode me until she got tired.

Then we switched to missionary for some reason I couldn't cum she had to finish with a hand job.

Then a less than satisfying massage.

I will see her again because I like the spinner type.

[Todd5]

Whos working at happy and spring spa this week.

[Electronman]

I pulled into Spring at around 11 am and there were three cars, so I said forget it. I didn't feel like driving across town to Happy. I thought I'll try Relax. I have had mixed results there, but it's cheap. Same old dumpy hag I have seen there before, I believe she is the only one that works there. Mediocre massage, on the flip I was expecting a HJ, but I guess no longer doing that. She pulled her shirt down to reveal some saggy ass boobs and motioned for me to do it myself. I said forget it put those nasty ass things away. Got dressed and left 0 tip.

Relax has been advertising "new girls" on STG. I wouldn't consider the middle aged Asian woman that SlyGuy describes to be either "new" or a "girl. ".

Anyone have a recent experience at Relax with new and / or attractive talent?

[JJLetsPlay]

That house is connected to the spa, they can get between the two via a tunnel. It's where the employees stay.

Yes along with Zombo, I can confirm re: the house.

It's actually quite a great setup.

They can monitor the spa from there (so close) & spend their down time, eat, etc- basically at home.

Not like throwing down a mattress for chilling on, as you see in many spas.

Therefore usually there's only 2 max ladies actually in the spa building at a time, unless very busy.

Sometimes only 1 provider along w / the MMS.

IMO, the owner / mgmt there at Spring has it almost All Right, in their setup.

1 of many reasons I Prefer Them over others.

Be Safe, JJ / Jimmy (Kzoo).