Massage Parlor Reports

[SlyGuy12]

Hello folks,

I am new to this hobby and to be honest have never done this at all. I am not a young man but I did spend most of my life living only in the most conservative cities in one of the most conservative states. Things like this only existed in movies and television. There were not even street walkers in this town. I have lived in this area for the last 8 years and my curiosity led me here. Now I realize that AMP places are quite real and frequented. I would really like to try one out. I have read these forums and would like to try either Happy or Spring. However, I am completely new to this hobby and, to be honest, know nothing about how it works at all regardless of how much I have researched on this forum. My main concern is law enforcement. I am still not understanding how these places still operate when this is super illegal from what I understand. I am also concerned with what could happen if I am arrested at such a place. Does this constitute jail time? If so, around how much time does one get? I tried to see online if there were any news reports about busts in such places and I did in fact find one not too long ago for Spring so if they all got busted how are they right back in business. What happened to the unfortunate souls that may have been there getting serviced when the bust happened? To summarize that, how often could a bust such as this happens and what could happen to me if I am there when and if anything ever goes down?

Furthermore, I understand most say to call and schedule an appointment but do I have to or is it just prudent to do so? I also saw someone post to plan to spend about 200 but is it a good idea to show up with a little more just in case? I don't want to go without enough cash and look like an ass but also don't want to go with too much on me. Also, how does one initiate this with masseuses in the first place? I am a little shy and would never ask unless I was 100% sure she was not going to slap me in the face and kick me out. Because at the very least I would not mind an actual massage regardless of the HE or FS. Do they offer or at lest give some sort of hints? If so, what would those hints be? I ask because even if most find such things obvious I would and have always been oblivious to such things. Not just because I come form a place where this did not exist. I mean, I can barley even pick up on if a girl is flirting with me most of the time LOL. Honestly, I am super excited to try this out but also terrified a little, mostly about the police. I really don't want to get caught here as I am afraid I could lose my job or my friends and family find out. My friends group would ostracize me immediately if they ever knew I did this even once. If there is anything else you folks could advise me on before I even decide to try this let alone do it I would be forever grateful!

I also just want to give a Kudos to you folks here for restoring my faith in humanity. My super conservative upbringing taught me that this particular hobby is a cesspool full of the worst type of people imaginable, especially the hobbyist. My passing curiosity that led me to this thread would have ended there if I saw what I expected, a bunch of misogynistic vitriol littered with human rights violations and abuse. That is not what I see here. I see people acting like gentleman posting things that are designed to protect themselves, each other, and the providers. I have even seen a few posts where the hobbyist describes things like, "she did not seem like she really wanted to do this so I just paid her for her time and left." That is real cool guys! That was not what I expected to see and seeing these positive posts is exactly what made me want to dig further. Definitely not what is portrayed in movies and TV let alone from prudent folks back home.

If there is anything else you folks could advise me on before I even decide to try this let alone do it I would be even more grateful than I already am! Stay safe!

There is little chance of getting busted in an AMP. Either they are paying off the cops or the cops overlook them. They would actually have to catch you in the act, otherwise you could just say you were getting a massage, and almost every AMP I have been to have a locked front door and you have to be buzzed in, so there would be plenty of warning if the cops showed up. It is far less risky than a SW or an escort. Nothing in this hobby is 100% safe, which I believe is the draw for many.

[James F]

Hello folks,

I am new to this hobby and to be honest have never done this at all. I am not a young man but I did spend most of my life living only in the most conservative cities in one of the most conservative states. Things like this only existed in movies and television. There were not even street walkers in this town. I have lived in this area for the last 8 years and my curiosity led me here. Now I realize that AMP places are quite real and frequented. I would really like to try one out. I have read these forums and would like to try either Happy or Spring. However, I am completely new to this hobby and, to be honest, know nothing about how it works at all regardless of how much I have researched on this forum. My main concern is law enforcement. I am still not understanding how these places still operate when this is super illegal from what I understand. I am also concerned with what could happen if I am arrested at such a place. Does this constitute jail time? If so, around how much time does one get? I tried to see online if there were any news reports about busts in such places and I did in fact find one not too long ago for Spring so if they all got busted how are they right back in business. What happened to the unfortunate souls that may have been there getting serviced when the bust happened? To summarize that, how often could a bust such as this happens and what could happen to me if I am there when and if anything ever goes down?

Furthermore, I understand most say to call and schedule an appointment but do I have to or is it just prudent to do so? I also saw someone post to plan to spend about 200 but is it a good idea to show up with a little more just in case? I don't want to go without enough cash and look like an ass but also don't want to go with too much on me.

If this is a serious letter your best advice would be to read some letters presented here, pick out a spa that sounds like it might satisfy your inclinations and go for a visit. Follow the lead of the lady you have been provided with and see what happens. She will guide you thru it. Tell her this is your first visit to a spa. If you are nervous tell her. Chances of being arrested are minimal. If you are stick to the fact that you came foe a massage. Best of luck! Probably best to leave faith and cesspools out of your interaction with your provider.

[SpaceBookCoast]

Hello folks,

I am new to this hobby and to be honest have never done this at all. I am not a young man but I did spend most of my life living only in the most conservative cities in one of the most conservative states. Things like this only existed in movies and television. There were not even street walkers in this town. I have lived in this area for the last 8 years and my curiosity led me here. Now I realize that AMP places are quite real and frequented. I would really like to try one out. I have read these forums and would like to try either Happy or Spring. However, I am completely new to this hobby and, to be honest, know nothing about how it works at all regardless of how much I have researched on this forum. My main concern is law enforcement. I am still not understanding how these places still operate when this is super illegal from what I understand. I am also concerned with what could happen if I am arrested at such a place. Does this constitute jail time? If so, around how much time does one get? I tried to see online if there were any news reports about busts in such places and I did in fact find one not too long ago for Spring so if they all got busted how are they right back in business. What happened to the unfortunate souls that may have been there getting serviced when the bust happened? To summarize that, how often could a bust such as this happens and what could happen to me if I am there when and if anything ever goes down?

Furthermore, I understand most say to call and schedule an appointment but do I have to or is it just prudent to do so? I also saw someone post to plan to spend about 200 but is it a good idea to show up with a little more just in case? I don't want to go without enough cash and look like an ass but also don't want to go with too much on me. Also, how does one initiate this with masseuses in the first place? I am a little shy and would never ask unless I was 100% sure she was not going to slap me in the face and kick me out. Because at the very least I would not mind an actual massage regardless of the HE or FS. Do they offer or at lest give some sort of hints? If so, what would those hints be? I ask because even if most find such things obvious I would and have always been oblivious to such things. Not just because I come form a place where this did not exist. I mean, I can barley even pick up on if a girl is flirting with me most of the time LOL. Honestly, I am super excited to try this out but also terrified a little, mostly about the police. I really don't want to get caught here as I am afraid I could lose my job or my friends and family find out. My friends group would ostracize me immediately if they ever knew I did this even once. If there is anything else you folks could advise me on before I even decide to try this let alone do it I would be forever grateful!

I also just want to give a Kudos to you folks here for restoring my faith in humanity. My super conservative upbringing taught me that this particular hobby is a cesspool full of the worst type of people imaginable, especially the hobbyist. My passing curiosity that led me to this thread would have ended there if I saw what I expected, a bunch of misogynistic vitriol littered with human rights violations and abuse. That is not what I see here. I see people acting like gentleman posting things that are designed to protect themselves, each other, and the providers. I have even seen a few posts where the hobbyist describes things like, "she did not seem like she really wanted to do this so I just paid her for her time and left." That is real cool guys! That was not what I expected to see and seeing these positive posts is exactly what made me want to dig further. Definitely not what is portrayed in movies and TV let alone from prudent folks back home.

If there is anything else you folks could advise me on before I even decide to try this let alone do it I would be even more grateful than I already am! Stay safe!

[JJLetsPlay]

Never thought about AMP's closing for holidays before but Happy was closed yesterday- they deserve their time off too just never thought about it.

BCH,

I Think that was just a Bonus unusual Day Off for them at Happy.

I too never heard of that before.

You'd think, days off of work for clients, would equate to a busy AMP day.

I Do Know, from my Last Discussion w / Jay (at Spring) just a few days previous- She Said she'd be Working Monday.

So, I Guess Spring Was Open.

When In Doubt, Call ahead, IKR?

Best, JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[SlyGuy12]

Never thought about AMP's closing for holidays before but Happy was closed yesterday- they deserve their time off too just never thought about it.

This must be new. I have been there on Thanksgiving and Easter before, although it's been a couple of years ago.

[BCHunter]

Never thought about AMP's closing for holidays before but Happy was closed yesterday- they deserve their time off too just never thought about it.

[BeerNuts]

Saw Jay recently, I agree with all of the positive reviews. No one else there during my mid day visit, will repeat soon.

[James F]

I found her to be voluptuous, with a big personality, and a great sense of humor. She reminds me a lot of Hanna from Jackson without being over the top like Hanna can be. When I was there I was the only customer, maybe that loosened her up a bit. She is very responsive to the proper stimulation. At one point she said "Oh Lord! Who taught you how to do that". I said my sister. Her eyes got as big as saucers. Then she started laughing. Big laughing. When that subsided she asked me to marry her. I told her I thought it was a little early in the relationship. More big laughing. A good time had by both of us. I experienced two things I never had before at an AMP. First, at times of peak enjoyment she was loud, really loud, at expressing approval. Usually these providers are about as silent as a mouse no matter how aroused they become. Second, after we finished she said we were a mess and took me back to the shower for a second cleaning for both of us. Never had that done to me before either. This wasn't the same old session we've all experienced many times with many different providers. This lady is fun, great fun, and she is spontaneous. YMMV, don't forget I was the only customer there. Go see her. Soon. Let us know about your experience.

[James F]

So I called second time on Sunday when I was at town. She told me to come next week as Sunday is appointment only and Jay apparently had packed appointments. Is this true. Or she just bullshited me? I am planning to visit again just to sample Jay.

You will probably have better success if you call the day before you go, call early in the day. Sometime these places get pretty busy.

[LoveBoydodo]

The Helmer Road address is the place you are seeking.

So I called second time on Sunday when I was at town. She told me to come next week as Sunday is appointment only and Jay apparently had packed appointments. Is this true. Or she just bullshited me? I am planning to visit again just to sample Jay.

[JJLetsPlay]

I called a local AMP to make an appointment. I told the woman on the phone who I wished to see, time, etc. She asked how old I am and I said 74. She said you sound like your 12. I assured her I wasn't. She started laughing and said 74, really? I said really. She said can you still shoot and score? I said almost always. She laughed at me some more and said "If your really 74 I'll give you a little extra time for free". I said extra time always helps. She was still laughing when I hung up!

James F,

Good Story, although new one on me.

How Does a Guy "sound young" ?

I guess I Don't, but Not Far Behind you On Age.

Never Offered any Extra Time either.

Did You Actually Get Extra? (LOL).

Respect,

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[James F]

I called a local AMP to make an appointment. I told the woman on the phone who I wished to see, time, etc. She asked how old I am and I said 74. She said you sound like your 12. I assured her I wasn't. She started laughing and said 74, really? I said really. She said can you still shoot and score? I said almost always. She laughed at me some more and said "If your really 74 I'll give you a little extra time for free". I said extra time always helps. She was still laughing when I hung up!

[James F]

As the title says. Google search only brings up spring acupuncture near Meijer. Is this the same place to visit Jay? I am just passing through and not local. The board seems to be positive about Jay at Spring Spa. An any of you gets confirm the place? I called, but went to voicemail.

I am talking about this: 1xx23 Helmer Rd S, Battle Creek, MI 4xx15.

The Helmer Road address is the place you are seeking.

[LoveBoydodo]

As the title says. Google search only brings up spring acupuncture near Meijer. Is this the same place to visit Jay? I am just passing through and not local. The board seems to be positive about Jay at Spring Spa. An any of you gets confirm the place? I called, but went to voicemail.

I am talking about this: 1xx23 Helmer Rd S, Battle Creek, MI 4xx15.

[SlyGuy12]

Thanks SlyGuy, Sounds great especially the TS. I'm 6'4", 250 lb, so thanks for TOFT. LOL. What is the cost run down for the TS, 1 hr, and I assume tip.

$60 door fee.

$140 tip.

I always plan on $200.