Massage Parlor Reports

[James F]

Brothers,

As Exhibited in Sly's Post about AMP Patronizing Attempts.

Happy is the Place that Came Thru.

There's No Doubt, as Jim Says, that Happy Spa is Most Consistent.

IMO too Sandy is Worth a Call Ahead there.

Usually the Most Consistent w / Immed Availability.

Most Consistency of Good & Known Providers.

Also Certain That for a Mature & Excellent Provider, It's Normally There.

Sandy at Happy is still tops as Crowned by Many members!.

There you go. It's unanimous!

[James F]

Is Sandy in town? Read a report she was on Vacation not to far back.

Sandy is in town.

[JJLetsPlay]

I almost always patronize Happy. I usually call ahead and ask to see Sandy. So far I have never had a problem there (in nine years).

Brothers,

As Exhibited in Sly's Post about AMP Patronizing Attempts.

Happy is the Place that Came Thru.

There's No Doubt, as Jim Says, that Happy Spa is Most Consistent.

IMO too Sandy is Worth a Call Ahead there.

Usually the Most Consistent w / Immed Availability.

Most Consistency of Good & Known Providers.

Also Certain That for a Mature & Excellent Provider, It's Normally There.

Sandy at Happy is still tops as Crowned by Many members!

Other Spas have less consistent talent & More poss Backups / waits.

Can Vary- just an Observation.

Happy is usually the "Least Cust Drama".

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[DaddyHard4]

Is Sandy in town? Read a report she was on Vacation not to far back.

[James F]

On Tuesday night I wanted to get a massage. I went to Spring at around 7 PM, and there were two cars in the lot so I figured both providers were busy. I went across the road and did some shopping, came back about an hour later and still 2 cars there. So I thought I would try Relax as they have gotten better reviews. Girl came to door and said come back in 30 minutes. The girl was not old or butt ugly, so I said OK. But not wanting to wait, I decided to try YoYo. They were not open, not sure if they shut down already or what the deal was. I drove through Spring again and two different cars were there, so I decided to head East. I tried calling Sienna, and got no answer, so I proceeded on to Happy which worked out for me. With four parlors in town it shouldn't be that difficult.

I almost always patronize Happy. I usually call ahead and ask to see Sandy. So far I have never had a problem there (in nine years).

[SlyGuy12]

On Tuesday night I wanted to get a massage. I went to Spring at around 7 PM, and there were two cars in the lot so I figured both providers were busy. I went across the road and did some shopping, came back about an hour later and still 2 cars there. So I thought I would try Relax as they have gotten better reviews. Girl came to door and said come back in 30 minutes. The girl was not old or butt ugly, so I said OK. But not wanting to wait, I decided to try YoYo. They were not open, not sure if they shut down already or what the deal was. I drove through Spring again and two different cars were there, so I decided to head East. I tried calling Sienna, and got no answer, so I proceeded on to Happy which worked out for me. With four parlors in town it shouldn't be that difficult.

[SlyGuy12]

Nothing has changed stood me up and ghosted again. I thought things would have been different. After this post. Just sitting back and watching the raise and fall of another provider. Shame too she could be making tons of cash.

Be safe.

I had high hopes for her. Ghosting mongers is the quickest way to kill business. I have lived all over and Battle Creek seems less forgiving than other places.

[JJLetsPlay]

Nothing has changed stood me up and ghosted again. I thought things would have been different. After this post. Just sitting back and watching the raise and fall of another provider. Shame too she could be making tons of cash.

Be safe.

Oulik & others here.

Sorry to hear, no change.

Only 3 words to say.

What a shame (is correct).

Many had high hopes.

[Ouliksak]

My phone did break. And then my number was messing up but I am back! No more cancellations no more moving times unless absolutely necessary I don't want to let you guys down it's just me here doing everything by myself. Someone said I ghosted them and I didn't even receive a text, so if your texting me and I "don't respond" call me I prolly didn't get the text.

Can't really text on USA because I have to wait five minutes in between messages and it gets annoying but if you know my number text me if you don't know my number ask JJ or DM me personally.

Xox Sienna.

Thanks for understanding!!

See you mongers soon.

Nothing has changed stood me up and ghosted again. I thought things would have been different. After this post. Just sitting back and watching the raise and fall of another provider. Shame too she could be making tons of cash.

Be safe.

[MassageYes]

OddJob was Told Same as Me by Michelle & Penny.

Penny Goes on Vaca the 27th.

Who'll Replace- Unknown.

This Trip w / Penny I had her Do a Light Touch out of the box.

Felt Great (about 20 minutes) & Right into Full Cat Bath & usual excellent extra Service.

Normal Massage Post fun.

Good Way to Switch her Up, If you See Her pre 27th Vaca.

Catch Her If you Can.

Be Safe,

(JJ) Jimmy.

I was very surprised by the CMT Masssge. Professional.

Then she got funky. And FS and BBBJ.

Not the youngest. Would not go back.

Enjoy!

[JJLetsPlay]

According to Mischa, rotation coming up on 27th. Enjoy Penny Lane while you can. Im sure JJ will keep us all posted once it happens as he always does. Thanks for the intel and keeping us informed JJ on new talent.

OddJob was Told Same as Me by Michelle & Penny.

Penny Goes on Vaca the 27th.

Who'll Replace- Unknown.

This Trip w / Penny I had her Do a Light Touch out of the box.

Felt Great (about 20 minutes) & Right into Full Cat Bath & usual excellent extra Service.

Normal Massage Post fun.

Good Way to Switch her Up, If you See Her pre 27th Vaca.

Catch Her If you Can.

Be Safe,

(JJ) Jimmy.

[OddJob69]

According to Mischa, rotation coming up on 27th. Enjoy Penny Lane while you can. I’m sure JJ will keep us all posted once it happens as he always does. Thanks for the intel and keeping us informed JJ on new talent.

[JJLetsPlay]

My phone did break. And then my number was messing up but I am back! No more cancellations no more moving times unless absolutely necessary I don't want to let you guys down it's just me here doing everything by myself. Someone said I ghosted them and I didn't even receive a text, so if your texting me and I "don't respond" call me I prolly didn't get the text.

Can't really text on USA because I have to wait five minutes in between messages and it gets annoying but if you know my number text me if you don't know my number ask JJ or DM me personally.

Xox Sienna.

Thanks for understanding!!

See you mongers soon.

Sienna, you keep On keepin' on!

Likely not too late to recover.

Members also note: AntBz Senior brother has Sienna's digits.

He has offered in post to provide them via PM.

So that gives you a 3rd source if someone is behind "comm wise".

Just FYI again.

JJ / Jimmy.

[JJLetsPlay]

JJ, you're right man. My bad bro. You're a great source of information here. I did not mean to offend. I just thought you might have more I do than most.

Being "Pissed" was because I am missing out on your great experience. I'm a big boy though, I'll sit and wait as you suggest.

Really bad choice of words on my part, I apologize and hope we can move on.

Ooze, NP moving on.

The lesson learned re: your "Choices of words" is a tricky one.

Believe me, I learned that myself years back, w / words that were not carefully chosen.

No harm, no foul.

At least it solicited a response post from Sienna also.

Also, gave me a chance to remind everyone that very simply.

My opinions, reviews, experiences are just that & only that.

No brother knows all because always- YMMV in all ways.

Best in board brotherhood.

JJ / Jimmy.

[SlyGuy12]

I haven't talked much about this place, as I was keeping my good experiences quiet, today was not the same. Relax received some new ownership over the last year or so. The old ugly lady is long gone. Lots of different girls / ladies go in and out of this place.

I've had some good experiences. I'm not a FS guy. But the newer girls started offering CBJ's and I took it. Usually a decent massage with a good ending.

Today was not that day. Really thin girl. Didn't seem too happy to be there. No teasing. On the flip she asked what I want. I pointed to mouth. She said hand or boom boom. I went with hand. She gave me back the difference (usually $ for CBJ, . 60 for HJ). I got her to get her top down, but she didn't really want to be touched. I offered her $40 to see the downstairs. She agreed, but wouldn't let me touch. Someone came to the door not long after. She said "Fuck" and had to adjust herself. She told him to come back later.

When she came back everything was covered up. I was taking a while, she was frustrated. I finished it myself with help. She cleaned me up and I said "Xixi". Her whole personality changed. She asked if I wanted water, and I responded "shuǐ She giggled, and I said "Hē shuǐ (21917;27700. She gave me a hug. Maybe I'll lead with the little bit of Mandarin that I do know. I did give her the $40 that I promised as I didn't want to be weird about it.

I probably won't go back there for a while.

Now we have four parlors where "boom boom" is available. Love it.