Massage Parlor Reports

[JJLetsPlay]

I finally made a day to drive three hours each way from Chicago to experience Penny.

I called and asked if she would be available at my arrival time, "Oh, yes, sure she will be here!" I said I'd call back a half hour out, "Yes, she's here, come over!

No cars in the lot, awesome! Someone in street close calling herself Mona answered the door:

"I made the appointment with Penny."

"Oh, she not here yet. I'll wash you and give you a two for one."

Now, I'm pissed. Just blatantly lied to get me to come in. Three hour drive doesn't seem to register with them either.

Mona actually had a rocking heart shaped ass. Milfy fully clothed Asian. But she sent me to the sauna and I knew damn well who would come to gather me to the room.

I complained to Michelle, "I called twice driving in for Penny and was told she was here."

She replied, "She had a dental emergency."

Whatever, I let her suck and fuck me and I left. To make matters worse, a fellow craftsmen called Michelle's phone in the room before she started. You could clearly hear him asking for Penny. Guess what Michele did. Left the room so I couldn't hear her bullshit one of you guys.

Amplitude brother,

We have PMd & Know Each Other some.

I got to Say That This Crap that Happened To You w / the old "Switcheroo", Is really IMO The Major Problem w / Spring.

They've had some Awesome Girls, but This Dishonesty will Soon Enough Catch Up w / Michelle there (in charge).

Before her arrival, Never ever heard this.

Too Bad that She / they have Alienated Several Members Here.

Karma's a bi*ch pal.

This behavior certainly constitutes Bad Karma for Spring.

Disappointed truly,

JJ / Jimmy.

[Amplitude]

I finally made a day to drive three hours each way from Chicago to experience Penny.

I called and asked if she would be available at my arrival time, "Oh, yes, sure she will be here!" I said I'd call back a half hour out, "Yes, she's here, come over!

No cars in the lot, awesome! Someone in street close calling herself Mona answered the door:

"I made the appointment with Penny."

"Oh, she not here yet. I'll wash you and give you a two for one."

Now, I'm pissed. Just blatantly lied to get me to come in. Three hour drive doesn't seem to register with them either.

Mona actually had a rocking heart shaped ass. Milfy fully clothed Asian. But she sent me to the sauna and I knew damn well who would come to gather me to the room.

I complained to Michelle, "I called twice driving in for Penny and was told she was here."

She replied, "She had a dental emergency."

Whatever, I let her suck and fuck me and I left. To make matters worse, a fellow craftsmen called Michelle's phone in the room before she started. You could clearly hear him asking for Penny. Guess what Michele did. Left the room so I couldn't hear her bullshit one of you guys.

[JJLetsPlay]

Guys,

My post sharing intel on New Talent has not even appeared yet, but some brand new posting In Jackson, seems to contradict my source.

Yumi was tried there by a Senior, who was Not at all Positive on Her.

He will not repeat. See his review.

My non-board hobby networking source will be now & forward taken w / a lot of YMMV.

He will also need other reviews saying same.

This is in regard to my just Prev review posted on New Talent while Mikki & Hannah are away.

Always working toward best in hobby.

JJ / Jimmy.

[JJLetsPlay]

Men, Thru my networking it came up that all talent has just changed at Lucky in Jackson.

That Includes all recent providers there, Incl. Mikki (the legend to many).

Personally I am not a Mikki fan or even able to drive to Jackson w / my limited time avail.

But I do know thru "interhobby chat", that both girls there are new & just started.

Not sure if Repeats but think not.

They are "Yumi" and "Sunny".

Both are recommended highly to me & prob worth a try. If in / near Jackson.

Esp this Yumi is supposedly a Hottie w / excellent service.

Yumi is young, pretty and quite friendly I'm told.

Guys this is not my Personal experience or Recommendation.

I am simply sharing Intel Info, which is our purpose here.

If anyone samples Yumi or Sunny at Lucky / Jackson, please review.

Be safe,

JJ / Jimmy.

[JJLetsPlay]

In town for business. Showed up at Spring and drew Michelle. I am older than Michelle so the fact that Michelle is probably 50 years old is not a problem for me. She is tiny and I usually find that hot. The TS was not at all sensual. I felt scrubbed not horny from the process.

Michelle did her best to give a decent rub down. No smiles but considerable effort. I elected and tipped for FS. Off came the dress and started with CBJ. Cover is my requirement. Michelle is not very good with CBJ. When it came time for the main event, I was too big for her. I have seen porn and well aware I am not that large of a size. I am the proper size for a Magnum large condom. To Michelle's credit, she tried and tried but the look of discomfort on her face made my dick go limp.

She got the job done by HJ and tickling my butthole.

Overall a disappointment for me and I will not return but I do believe she gave it several of her best attempts.

Perfect example of YMMV.

HP, Totally Appreciate the Review!!

Although Michelle at Spring has a Few Fans, The Lions Share of Reviews on Her said Same as yours.

Yes she Tries Very Hard, but her Limitations are Many & talents few, IMO & that of Many.

I Take It that you Either Chose Not to Wait for Penny (super well reviewed), or Could Not Wait (lack of time avail.).

If you Had for That Reason Wanted Penny but "drew" Michelle, You Should Have just Waited / come back / whatever (again If You Could).

Always YMMV of course, but I try & Play the Percentages On Patronizing the Best Reviewed Providers.

Just Thoughts,

JJ / Jimmy.

[HolePunch]

In town for business. Showed up at Spring and drew Michelle. I am older than Michelle so the fact that Michelle is probably 50 years old is not a problem for me. She is tiny and I usually find that hot. The TS was not at all sensual. I felt scrubbed not horny from the process.

Michelle did her best to give a decent rub down. No smiles but considerable effort. I elected and tipped for FS. Off came the dress and started with CBJ. Cover is my requirement. Michelle is not very good with CBJ. When it came time for the main event, I was too big for her. I have seen porn and well aware I am not that large of a size. I am the proper size for a Magnum large condom. To Michelle's credit, she tried and tried but the look of discomfort on her face made my dick go limp.

She got the job done by HJ and tickling my butthole.

Overall a disappointment for me and I will not return but I do believe she gave it several of her best attempts.

Perfect example of YMMV.

[Avsfaninindy]

I was able to see Penny today. She sure doesn't mind tossing salad. She does know how to use her tongue and mouth. Unfortunately probably won't be able to see her again before she leaves for vacation.

[JJLetsPlay]

Having been a while, I decided after the chatter of late, to go see Sandy at Happy.

Called ahead which was good- Busy, I was 3rd vehicle in lot.

Had only a short wait.

Sandy looked great as ever IMO.

No older, still beautiful & a little curvier (which I liked).

But still sexy af.

Her talents, service, attitude & friendliness are also good as ever.

She remains imo at the top of her game.

Same as usual for this market, all in donation.

Same no rush, full menu options as past.

After the hr, we were both quite satisfied.

It is totally poss that she is a B. C. Amp GOAT.

Sandy along w / past b. C. Favs Lilly, Jay, Mija & others have been long term best & most popular.

Guys please do not PM for more details. Just go see her!

If you choose, you're welcome to tell her "JJ recommended her".

She IMO has mastered the art of longevity w / o becoming a boring provider.

Have fun,

JJ / Jimmy.

[JJLetsPlay]

I saw mention of two other AMPs in BC, Relax and Yoyo. I searched back through this thread to see if these AMPs offer the same type of hobbiest services as Spring and Happy but can not seem to find anything confirming if this is the case or not. Can anyone confirm if that is true or are these other spas pretty much like Kzoo in the fact that it is all HJ only or DIY if anything at all? If true, is the damage the same as the other AMPs?

SBC,

Both Spas are Referred To & expounded upon, In This forum.

Both are new or Under New Mgmt, So they're Evolving.

Menus Not Yet as open as Spring & Happy, but Prob Will Be eventually.

Read Back the Last Month or So, you'll Find your Intel.

3 or 4 Senior Members have Posted.

Be Well.

[SpaceBookCoast]

I saw mention of two other AMPs in BC, Relax and Yoyo. I searched back through this thread to see if these AMPs offer the same type of hobbiest services as Spring and Happy but can not seem to find anything confirming if this is the case or not. Can anyone confirm if that is true or are these other spas pretty much like Kzoo in the fact that it is all HJ only or DIY if anything at all? If true, is the damage the same as the other AMPs?

[James F]

Brothers,

As Exhibited in Sly's Post about AMP Patronizing Attempts.

Happy is the Place that Came Thru.

There's No Doubt, as Jim Says, that Happy Spa is Most Consistent.

IMO too Sandy is Worth a Call Ahead there.

Usually the Most Consistent w / Immed Availability.

Most Consistency of Good & Known Providers.

Also Certain That for a Mature & Excellent Provider, It's Normally There.

Sandy at Happy is still tops as Crowned by Many members!.

There you go. It's unanimous!

[James F]

Is Sandy in town? Read a report she was on Vacation not to far back.

Sandy is in town.

[JJLetsPlay]

I almost always patronize Happy. I usually call ahead and ask to see Sandy. So far I have never had a problem there (in nine years).

Brothers,

As Exhibited in Sly's Post about AMP Patronizing Attempts.

Happy is the Place that Came Thru.

There's No Doubt, as Jim Says, that Happy Spa is Most Consistent.

IMO too Sandy is Worth a Call Ahead there.

Usually the Most Consistent w / Immed Availability.

Most Consistency of Good & Known Providers.

Also Certain That for a Mature & Excellent Provider, It's Normally There.

Sandy at Happy is still tops as Crowned by Many members!

Other Spas have less consistent talent & More poss Backups / waits.

Can Vary- just an Observation.

Happy is usually the "Least Cust Drama".

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[DaddyHard4]

Is Sandy in town? Read a report she was on Vacation not to far back.

[James F]

On Tuesday night I wanted to get a massage. I went to Spring at around 7 PM, and there were two cars in the lot so I figured both providers were busy. I went across the road and did some shopping, came back about an hour later and still 2 cars there. So I thought I would try Relax as they have gotten better reviews. Girl came to door and said come back in 30 minutes. The girl was not old or butt ugly, so I said OK. But not wanting to wait, I decided to try YoYo. They were not open, not sure if they shut down already or what the deal was. I drove through Spring again and two different cars were there, so I decided to head East. I tried calling Sienna, and got no answer, so I proceeded on to Happy which worked out for me. With four parlors in town it shouldn't be that difficult.

I almost always patronize Happy. I usually call ahead and ask to see Sandy. So far I have never had a problem there (in nine years).