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06-10-22 23:28 #1580
Posts: 179Originally Posted by Heste [View Original Post]
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06-10-22 21:31 #1579
Posts: 125
Called to try to get an appointment with Jay and was asked my age and then was told to call back when I was 25. What should I do?
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06-05-22 17:27 #1578
Posts: 520More Big Questions
I reread your posts and I believe you have already decided you are going. Maybe you are overthinking this. Just go. It probably will be way better than you imagined. However before you do go you should prepare yourself for the possibility you may feel some post visit shame or guilt that you will have to work thru. Don't tell anyone, nobody. Make this site your friends to talk too. And whatever you do don't tell anybody in your family. Consider these things for a bit. If your ready do it no sense in agonizing over it any longer. Adventures await!
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06-05-22 14:49 #1577
Posts: 11213 More Things
Originally Posted by SpaceBookCoast [View Original Post]
SlyGuy & James have Given Great Info & addressed Most of your questions.
3 More things I want to share (as a newbie) , before you "jump in".
* IMO always good to call ahead, but almost Never will they make an actual "Appt".
I find it clears the way to let them know- client on the way & many times they'll be totally Ready for You.
Also gives you an Opportunity to "introduce yourself" ahead to Mamasan, or Find Out if they're Super Busy (clients waiting).
* It is never really necessary to describe or answer, re: "FS".
Lay out the proper amount (total) all Immed.
They'll Know what you donated for, Or If they ask you what you want, just reply " verything".
That will be a known response from the experienced & discreet.
* Since you're a member here, It can only Help to let them know- "they were recommended by friends to you."
If asked Who, just reply " several friends from the Men's Internet Group."
They'll then know you share info & also that our type of "Men's Union" (so to speak- LOL) Has Power.
More likely to get you the most respect & Best Treatment.
Just thoughts.
Enjoy pal when you dive in.
Also welcome to the board!
Best, JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).
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06-04-22 17:36 #1576
Posts: 11Originally Posted by SlyGuy12 [View Original Post]
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06-04-22 17:34 #1575
Posts: 11Originally Posted by JamesF [View Original Post]
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06-04-22 00:28 #1574
Posts: 1466Little risk
Originally Posted by SpaceBookCoast [View Original Post]
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06-03-22 19:40 #1573
Posts: 520Big questions
Originally Posted by SpaceBookCoast [View Original Post]
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06-03-22 15:53 #1572
Posts: 11New to the Hobby
Hello folks,
I am new to this hobby and to be honest have never done this at all. I am not a young man but I did spend most of my life living only in the most conservative cities in one of the most conservative states. Things like this only existed in movies and television. There were not even street walkers in this town. I have lived in this area for the last 8 years and my curiosity led me here. Now I realize that AMP places are quite real and frequented. I would really like to try one out. I have read these forums and would like to try either Happy or Spring. However, I am completely new to this hobby and, to be honest, know nothing about how it works at all regardless of how much I have researched on this forum. My main concern is law enforcement. I am still not understanding how these places still operate when this is super illegal from what I understand. I am also concerned with what could happen if I am arrested at such a place. Does this constitute jail time? If so, around how much time does one get? I tried to see online if there were any news reports about busts in such places and I did in fact find one not too long ago for Spring so if they all got busted how are they right back in business. What happened to the unfortunate souls that may have been there getting serviced when the bust happened? To summarize that, how often could a bust such as this happens and what could happen to me if I am there when and if anything ever goes down?
Furthermore, I understand most say to call and schedule an appointment but do I have to or is it just prudent to do so? I also saw someone post to plan to spend about 200 but is it a good idea to show up with a little more just in case? I don't want to go without enough cash and look like an ass but also don't want to go with too much on me. Also, how does one initiate this with masseuses in the first place? I am a little shy and would never ask unless I was 100% sure she was not going to slap me in the face and kick me out. Because at the very least I would not mind an actual massage regardless of the HE or FS. Do they offer or at lest give some sort of hints? If so, what would those hints be? I ask because even if most find such things obvious I would and have always been oblivious to such things. Not just because I come form a place where this did not exist. I mean, I can barley even pick up on if a girl is flirting with me most of the time LOL. Honestly, I am super excited to try this out but also terrified a little, mostly about the police. I really don't want to get caught here as I am afraid I could lose my job or my friends and family find out. My friends group would ostracize me immediately if they ever knew I did this even once. If there is anything else you folks could advise me on before I even decide to try this let alone do it I would be forever grateful!
I also just want to give a Kudos to you folks here for restoring my faith in humanity. My super conservative upbringing taught me that this particular hobby is a cesspool full of the worst type of people imaginable, especially the hobbyist. My passing curiosity that led me to this thread would have ended there if I saw what I expected, a bunch of misogynistic vitriol littered with human rights violations and abuse. That is not what I see here. I see people acting like gentleman posting things that are designed to protect themselves, each other, and the providers. I have even seen a few posts where the hobbyist describes things like, "she did not seem like she really wanted to do this so I just paid her for her time and left." That is real cool guys! That was not what I expected to see and seeing these positive posts is exactly what made me want to dig further. Definitely not what is portrayed in movies and TV let alone from prudent folks back home.
If there is anything else you folks could advise me on before I even decide to try this let alone do it I would be even more grateful than I already am! Stay safe!
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06-01-22 17:22 #1571
Posts: 1121Hit & Miss
Originally Posted by BCHunter [View Original Post]
I Think that was just a Bonus unusual Day Off for them at Happy.
I too never heard of that before.
You'd think, days off of work for clients, would equate to a busy AMP day.
I Do Know, from my Last Discussion w / Jay (at Spring) just a few days previous- She Said she'd be Working Monday.
So, I Guess Spring Was Open.
When In Doubt, Call ahead, IKR?
Best, JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).
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05-31-22 22:05 #1570
Posts: 1466Must be a new thing
Originally Posted by BCHunter [View Original Post]
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05-31-22 18:16 #1569
Posts: 151Holidays
Never thought about AMP's closing for holidays before but Happy was closed yesterday- they deserve their time off too just never thought about it.
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05-28-22 07:26 #1568
Posts: 54Jay
Saw Jay recently, I agree with all of the positive reviews. No one else there during my mid day visit, will repeat soon.
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05-20-22 16:14 #1567
Posts: 520Another Jay Review
I found her to be voluptuous, with a big personality, and a great sense of humor. She reminds me a lot of Hanna from Jackson without being over the top like Hanna can be. When I was there I was the only customer, maybe that loosened her up a bit. She is very responsive to the proper stimulation. At one point she said "Oh Lord! Who taught you how to do that". I said my sister. Her eyes got as big as saucers. Then she started laughing. Big laughing. When that subsided she asked me to marry her. I told her I thought it was a little early in the relationship. More big laughing. A good time had by both of us. I experienced two things I never had before at an AMP. First, at times of peak enjoyment she was loud, really loud, at expressing approval. Usually these providers are about as silent as a mouse no matter how aroused they become. Second, after we finished she said we were a mess and took me back to the shower for a second cleaning for both of us. Never had that done to me before either. This wasn't the same old session we've all experienced many times with many different providers. This lady is fun, great fun, and she is spontaneous. YMMV, don't forget I was the only customer there. Go see her. Soon. Let us know about your experience.
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05-20-22 11:36 #1566
Posts: 520Appointment
Originally Posted by LoveBoydodo [View Original Post]