Massage Parlor Reports

[PickBoy64]

After a week in Philly on business, I'm a bit doubtful that the local establishments compare well. The philly AMPs have much younger talent, and offer a wide ranging menu. Sandy is still an ATF, but I'm hoping we can get some younger talent around here. If anyone has info on new options in the region, please share or PM me.

Thanks, play safe.

[TwistedBrother]

Just so you know, we actually have a mix of AMPs here, including some places that either have no extras or HE only, so that aspect of your advice still applies!

Hello all! I wanted to pop in and add a comment.

I'm visiting from southern Ohio, and I just wanted to add an outside perspective to my fellow mongers here.

You guys are very lucky, with all the options you have here. In my area the AMPs were not only shut down but had the buildings torn down. There are only legit places now in my area. However I have learned a few things because of that and I wanted to share to 'hopefully' improve your time here.

First thing I learned was politeness, the girls here obviously have options, and I have read here that some mongers are pretty demanding, remember you're not the only one capable of handing them money so make yourself worth it for them and you'll have a better time.

Second, learn a little Chinese like 'thank you' or 'very good' they lose their shit when they hear it and your time is improved. Trust me.

Always be date ready, like showered before hand, look good and be confident it makes a difference. These girls have to make money and there is no reason not to make their time better also, it gets paid forward, trust me.

In the area I'm at, I've managed to get HE's from places that never ordinarily do it, because I do these things. I know it's not necessary here, but I am a visitor, and do not want to be a cause of drama for you lucky guys up here while I take in the local talent. I hope I don't come off brash or rude, I just want to be helpful. Anyway, stay safe and count your blessings!

[Anjanath]

Stopped by Happy a bit ago. Was hoping to see the younger one called Choi, I think. But got Connie. She looks good for her age, but I prefer under 40 if I can get. Session wasn't bad, but Sandy is way better for what I'm into. But Connie is good at teasing and has a beautiful kitty.

Anyone see Choi lately? I'm pretty sure Sandy showed me her last time I saw her, but I can't seem to be there when she is, if she is even there at all.

[SlyGuy12]

I had to go to Knoxville last week for work. Decided to sample the local talent and there is a lot of it. I posted reviews on the Knoxville forum.

[Haven]

Hello all! I wanted to pop in and add a comment.

I'm visiting from southern Ohio, and I just wanted to add an outside perspective to my fellow mongers here.

You guys are very lucky, with all the options you have here. In my area the AMPs were not only shut down but had the buildings torn down. There are only legit places now in my area. However I have learned a few things because of that and I wanted to share to 'hopefully' improve your time here.

First thing I learned was politeness, the girls here obviously have options, and I have read here that some mongers are pretty demanding, remember you're not the only one capable of handing them money so make yourself worth it for them and you'll have a better time.

Second, learn a little Chinese like 'thank you' or 'very good' they lose their shit when they hear it and your time is improved. Trust me.

Always be date ready, like showered before hand, look good and be confident it makes a difference. These girls have to make money and there is no reason not to make their time better also, it gets paid forward, trust me.

In the area I'm at, I've managed to get HE's from places that never ordinarily do it, because I do these things. I know it's not necessary here, but I am a visitor, and do not want to be a cause of drama for you lucky guys up here while I take in the local talent. I hope I don't come off brash or rude, I just want to be helpful. Anyway, stay safe and count your blessings!

[Ouliksak]

I stopped by today, 40 ish short thin girl was working. She did not speak english. Great massage though, no extra, she got a little uncomfortable, when the little guy decided to stand up. Nothing offered. Still good massage.

[JJLetsPlay]

From what I have read, a standard tip is appreciated by the massage girl. You can try as low as matching the session rate or as high as a tip of 100 per half or 140 for an hour. Whatever happens happens and may or may not be related to the actual tip.

I feel IMO & experience, Macatawa is Exactly Accurate. Mac Couldn't have Run it Down Better for the newbies. Also serves as a Review for Seniors. Esp the part about "what happens, happens". Don't Forget gentlemen, these Providers are Working Ladies & Need to be Treated Well, If you Expect the Best Result. Some may deserve Negative Treatment, based on Their Behavior. Most Deserve To Like You, thru your Actions / Words & therefore You'll Get the Best Result! Be Careful & Remember "Positive Provider Karma" exists. Thanks Macatawa! JJ.

[Macatawa]

Rubmaps shows the hours for spring as 24 hours. Are they really open 24 hours? How much to tip for HJ there?

From what I have read, a standard tip is appreciated by the massage girl. You can try as low as matching the session rate or as high as a tip of 100 per half or 140 for an hour. Whatever happens happens and may or may not be related to the actual tip.

[JJLetsPlay]

Rubmaps shows the hours for spring as 24 hours. Are they really open 24 hours? How much to tip for HJ there?

Unless there's been a Recent Change, Spring has very Liberally Long Hours- But Not 24. Think, like 8 am-Midnight, when I Last Asked. Rubmaps as We Know, is Often Wrong on Info. Be Safe and stay happy. JJ. P.S. - Never have Done Just HJ There. Don't Know- LOL.

[NeverTell]

Second that. Was driving by on the way to work and saw that they were open early at 8:30 am. I figured what the hell, I come in late to work! Did not regret.

Rubmaps shows the hours for spring as 24 hours. Are they really open 24 hours? How much to tip for HJ there?

[JJLetsPlay]

Having avoided Happy for so long (due to nasty treatment on way in- Mama) I finally went back recently. The buzz about Sandy made me ask for her & caught her at a good time (No rush). She was Great & can totally See why She Has such a Loyal Following w / mongers Here. Massage was Very Good. & Service beyond was also Very Good. Got my tips worth & left relaxed. She is 1 of the best in this area- Recommend. But Personally & IMO, I have had much Better experiences consistently at Spring, with the usual long term MPs there. Of course YMMV. Be Safe & well, JJ.

[SlyGuy12]

Connie is at happy again. She was introduced to me on the way out.

Which I was happy to see.

Wondering if Connie works both places. You know they are all tied together somehow. I heard a rumor that the same people own Happy and Relax. The are losing so much business to Spring, that they opened a new place. I don't consider my source of the rumor to be very reliable.

[Ouliksak]

Hoping to see Connie at the new place, I drove over Sat. No Connie & No one enticing looking. Older Mama looking Lady / Sophia, coaxed me into trying an HH massage w / Refund Promise if Not Happy. She was Great. For Massage that is. FS seemed to Not Even Be an Option there. Full time plus. Very attentive. Experienced. Strong Hands w / Oil. Stayed the Hour & I Was Limp as a noodle afterward. Sophia- Recommended. Great for Massage (only). Perhaps HE would be poss, But I Didn't Explore. YMMV of course. Good Luck. BTW- Sly's prob. Correct- They won't Make it There. True Massage Lovers- Check Her Out! Be Well, JJ / Kzoo.

Connie is at happy again. She was introduced to me on the way out.

Which I was happy to see.

[JJLetsPlay]

I tried Relax Spa on Columbia. $40 house fee HH. Momma puts me in room. Who comes walking in but Connie that used to work at Happy. $100 tip for FS. About average. I didn't see any other girls, I think she might have been the only one working. That said, it won't last long, it's on a busy road, and in a busy strip mall. I may hold off visiting again for a while until there are other reviews. Not a Connie fan.

Hoping to see Connie at the new place, I drove over Sat. No Connie & No one enticing looking. Older Mama looking Lady / Sophia, coaxed me into trying an HH massage w / Refund Promise if Not Happy. She was Great. For Massage that is. FS seemed to Not Even Be an Option there. Full time plus. Very attentive. Experienced. Strong Hands w / Oil. Stayed the Hour & I Was Limp as a noodle afterward. Sophia- Recommended. Great for Massage (only). Perhaps HE would be poss, But I Didn't Explore. YMMV of course. Good Luck. BTW- Sly's prob. Correct- They won't Make it There. True Massage Lovers- Check Her Out! Be Well, JJ / Kzoo.

[WildPlayer]

I tried Relax Spa on Columbia. $40 house fee HH. Momma puts me in room. Who comes walking in but Connie that used to work at Happy. $100 tip for FS. About average. I didn't see any other girls, I think she might have been the only one working. That said, it won't last long, it's on a busy road, and in a busy strip mall. I may hold off visiting again for a while until there are other reviews. Not a Connie fan.

I had tried this place last month when it first opened and a skinny girl named Annie was working there. Gave massage for the entire time. No extras the first time. On my second visit yet again she gave massage the whole time and towards the end I tried to get HJ. After so much convincing she finally gave me a crappy HJ. Haven't repeated since then!