Strip Club Reports

**StudBucket** · 12-08-20 02:48

"This is the only club in LA County that I am aware of that is currently open. ".

Synn Gentemens Club in North Hills has been open for a while now. Me and my boy went there a couple of weeks ago. I am sure there are some others open.

**Doctor Bill** · 11-09-20 02:25

This is the only club in LA County that I am aware of that is currently open. Stopped by last Monday around 11 pm. Guy outside makes you sign a list, put down your phone number, and check two boxes. No idea what the the check boxes mean but I put down 7 random digits.

$20 cover to get in and one drink minimum but I didn't see anyone eating. I thought they were supposed to be a restaurant. So I don't know how this place is the only one allowed to open. Under the radar I suppose.

About ten dancers were working and same number of customers. Usually the girls walk around naked here, a unique feature for So Cal clubs. Not the case any more. Everyone was clothed and wearing masks. Even the girls on stage getting naked were wearing masks. I didn't see this being strictly enforced but it was bloody irritating.

Private dance prices were the same as before Covid: $50 each, with some other ridiculous VIP options. I declined all offers.

I used to frequent this place before the lock down. One thing I noticed was that I didn't recognise any of the dancers. I wonder if the regulars packed up and headed back east where they could still ply their trade?

**StubbornMule** · 10-26-20 00:28

I'm glad LA is reopening, lots of goodies to explore.

On a separate note, does anyone know what's up with BonedIn? A buddy of mine was trying to make an account but he got this strange error.

**FlyPunter** · 10-19-20 17:41

Originally Posted by CrunchEazy [View Original Post]

Anyone know if they'll open back up?

I've been wondering the same. I was just about to try before the COVID shutdown.

**CrunchEazy** · 10-19-20 09:36

Anyone know if they'll open back up?

**Bucweak** · 10-17-20 09:40

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

I just saw this on IG from this stripper I follow. Anyone know what the protocols are now at clubs. Are they all masked up?

Caligirls Anaheim posted on their IG that they are open, but Limited capacity. So they might be open too.

**NeetTitan** · 10-01-20 02:34

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

I just saw this on IG from this stripper I follow. Anyone know what the protocols are now at clubs. Are they all masked up?

So not sure if people been there yet.

**Markssmrk** · 09-30-20 16:09

I just saw this on IG from this stripper I follow. Anyone know what the protocols are now at clubs. Are they all masked up?

**PriscillaM** · 09-20-20 23:13

The acronym above refers to the massive loophole in the tax law that allowed for tax shelters.

In a similar giant loophole, supposably bare elegance is open and having patrons get lap dances inside and this is all allowed under mandates for cock distancing because bare elegance has an outdoor dining area. I would call our county supervisor, but who fucking cares.

**SafetyVest** · 09-20-20 14:44

Originally Posted by Bucweak [View Original Post]

They want $500 - $2000 to book a table with a couple bottles. Ain't no extras no nothing in that fake ass club. It is just a brunch of fools wasting their money, simping and making it rain for dancers and going home blue balls.

Stay away from these so called "black strip clubs that feature celebrities". Yes the dancers are eye candy, but the juice isn't worth the squeeze. But if tipping girls many dollars who don't get fully naked, nor make you "happy" this is for you, go for it otherwise stay away

Never understood the make it rain bs rappers started 20 ears ago. Dances be anywhere from $5 (ATL prices) - $40 per song but guys making it rain $100's of dollars for it, and not even getting anything "extra", but think they cool.

That is what happens when you take financial advice from Rappers..

I know that's right! Couldn't have said it better myself!

**JackWaves314** · 09-14-20 22:52

First time posting, thought after getting so much from here I could give something back. I drove past bare elegance last night and saw the lot was busy. I did not go in but I called today and they said they are open from 7 pm to 3 am and are operating as a restaurant. Masks are required. I will follow up with why'all if I decide to check it out.

**Oswalt** · 09-12-20 15:54

That's funny. Keep posting, your sarcasm works.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I have been travelling because Albertsons, the parent company of vons, has awarded me with a very high excellence rating for my fish counter. I have been flown to many states to attempt to transfer my excellence to other markets. So, it is a lot of travel, but I am still a fish monger.

**Draves** · 09-11-20 22:40

Originally Posted by priscillam [View Original Post]

i have been travelling because albertsons, the parent company of vons, has awarded me with a very high excellence rating for my fish counter. I have been flown to many states to attempt to transfer my excellence to other markets. So, it is a lot of travel, but i am still a fish monger.

shut the fuck up, nobody gives a shit about your life story.

**PriscillaM** · 09-11-20 18:53

Originally Posted by Oswalt [View Original Post]

That's a lot of travel for someone running the fish counter at Von's.

I have been travelling because Albertsons, the parent company of vons, has awarded me with a very high excellence rating for my fish counter. I have been flown to many states to attempt to transfer my excellence to other markets. So, it is a lot of travel, but I am still a fish monger.

**Oswalt** · 09-11-20 17:11

That's a lot of travel for someone running the fish counter at Von's.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I have been to Idaho, Montana, Colorado, Texas, the Dakotas, eastern Tennessee and Arkansas during California's ineffective lockdown. I ate in restaurants the entire time, was never given shit for not wearing a mask except for the brief second entering the restaurant, and flown in a dozen planes with people who have the sanitation habits of farm animals. I washed my hands frequently, and I made it a point not to touch my face unless I re-washed my hands. Even on the planes, I used hand wipes if I so much as got near someone. I only wore a mask on the planes during takeoff and landing.

California's spread and fatality rate is as bad as some third world countries. It is not the mitigation that work, it is individual and group sanitation.