Streetwalker Reports

**Butt Ugly** · 10-09-07 10:44

Some wines get better with time, some girls skills get excellant with practice and some girls never seem to get it.

Last week Alicia was out and about and I hadn't sampled her services for several years. The reason being that when I first picked her up her oral skills were way below average, her body was great but she didn't really know her way around a BBBJ. She had heart and tried to please but she just didn't have it.

After reading her reviews for the last week or so, they were all good I said well maybe she was schooled in her trade better. Made the scoop, she is a good talker and fun to be with. Ask to see her boobs and up the top came , no bra, not that she needs one, and it stayed up !! Her boobs arn't the biggest, and her nipples are really nice and responsive, easy on the eye and fun to play with.

We went to my hide, and she starts to schuck her clothes without asking, down to buck naked. I got my pants down and she sais "can I help you with that" ? And she went to work, I was surprised, her abilities are top notch and she did everything extremely well. Took her time, good motion, excellant tongue and she didn't let up. Ask her to put on a one finger show and she was more than happy to show me her package. Finished up with a BBBJCIM W/spit. On the way back she said " You were one of my first and I wasn't good at doing that but I learned!!" I think she is well schooled, and has a big heart willing to go the extra length got get the job done well.

On the down side she is more beat up by her life style, lost weight, and has skin sores. The fresh look she had when we first met has long gone.

On the way out of the hide I think two people were snapping pictures of us in my car, not sure what that was all about but have a feeling it wasn't good. We weren't dong anything, just leaving. They took off before I could get close to them. Any one had any strange stuff like this happen to them lately?

**FromUnder** · 10-09-07 00:02

Did a tour of duty on Saturday didn't have much time so I did a couple loops around WW.Pulled up on 3 SW than upon further review passed on all 3 girls one girl I saw around Carey just before the blvd her name was Ashley skinny girl dirty blonde not the same Ashley that bbb wrote reports on I passed on her and another girl on Wilkins than making my last loop pulled up on a girl around Brunswick looked clean thought I hit pay dirt girl gets in my car her face looked like Porky Pig name was Lulu had to kick her out remember reading some bad reports on her would have kicked her out anyway.

Monday afternoon drove back from Delaware after hitting massive traffic pulled off at 40 couple of the usual skank suspects on E Baltamore went around the park saw Angie AKA Lexie that I wrote a report on last week she looked real rough today passed her face was real sunken in headed towards the west side saw a nice looking girl on Ramsay black hair wearing all black tall medium build not sure if she was working or not was talking to some guy for awhile. went around the block saw a girl got eye contact let her in about a 5 in looks her name was Lea brown hair went to her room was going to start with a bbj with a plan on upgrading to FS didn't like the package when she took her pants off lot of sag in the rear she was only 25 but had a couple kids and it showed opted for a bbjcim standard rate with no upgrade. average preformance would pass if I see her again Sorry guys if I am too critical just call them as I see them

**ThroatPlunger** · 10-08-07 14:39

Originally Posted by Bad Bad Boy

Hey Dr. Monger, fat girls need love, too

). lol BBB

But they need to pay.

**Bad Bad Boy** · 10-05-07 17:07

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

What is the deal with all the fat SWs?

Hey Dr. Monger, fat girls need love, too

). lol BBB

**Paland** · 10-04-07 23:12

How sweet it is to see Dr. Monger post. What's with the new ex Mrs. Monger?

We need to talk. lol...

Kind Regards from your PaLand friend.

**Camden** · 10-04-07 21:16

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

I did see an attractive WSW with black hair and blue eyes. Unfortunately, she was not anywhere where I would pick her up. She had a scar horizontally on the left side of her belly, clearly showing because of her belly shirt. Does anyone know this girl? She started by the circle on Ramsey. Then she moved further down Ramsey by Carey. Just waaayyy too many civilian's for me to make a pickup. Just my personal comfort level issue.

Could be Jessica. I've seen her in that area lately. Nice blue eyes, cute face. She is not thin, not fat either, but probably would be if not for the drugs. Decent BJ, good attitude when I was with her, but I have seen her walking the street geeking hard many times.

**Larry 56** · 10-04-07 20:33

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

What is the deal with all the fat SWs? And not just on W/W...but I digress...

Yeah, that is hard to believe given their drug issues. You lose a lot of weight on junk.

Larry!

**Jet** · 10-04-07 19:52

I've been checking out Anger Hangover's blog and I am really digging it. A Pigtown-livin' NRA Republican Conservative Country Music Lovin' Lesbian who dislikes Rosie and has a huge rat problem. What's not to like?

Anger Hangover and Ladyfriend could move to a condo in Annapolis and eventually succumb to Lesbian Bed Death, but how much fun would that be? You don't move to Pigtown to escape drama, you move to Pigtown to LIVE drama.

Anger Hangover, thanks for keepin' it real, Hon!

**Horsetrader** · 10-04-07 15:46

Perhaps this report should go on the DC or PG county boards, but this is really intended for the Baltimore mongers who are thinking of a street mongering trip to DC.

Like many of us, I read the DC and PG threads and I've often wondered how the Eastern Ave mongering compares to our Baltimore mongering. Eastern runs along the DC/Maryland boarder at the north side of the east corner of DC. Yesterday I did a few passes from Kennilworth to the Southeast end of Eastern. What I found was 3 definate BSWs and 2 possible BSWs, all of which looked healthier and dressed better than the typical WSW on the Clix loop. They also looked a bit rougher whereas most of our girls look like weak victims of their life style. I'd say the Eastern Ave SWs look a lot like the Garrison SWs. None of the 5 had the extra booty that Trick Williams likes.

There was one that looked worthy of the scoop but LE was nearby each time I looped by. I went home unserviced.

If you are in or near the DC area, you might want to try Eastern the next time you are in the mood for a BSW.

Horsetrader

**Piehole** · 10-04-07 13:44

The bad news is I'm not working in baltimore anymore. I'll miss some of those crack ******.

The good news is I'll be traveling to san diego often for weeks at a time. I'll try not to miss any of those crack ******.

San diego was where I picked up my first SW in 1986. Told where the stroll was by a gay co-worker.

Can't wait to RTFF the SD forum.

Be careful out there,

Pie

**Bad Bad Boy** · 10-04-07 08:29

Originally Posted by Horsetrader

Note to BBB - Carrie Underwood and her girlfriend Nelli were singing on the street corner looking for tips and offering more private services. Where were you?

One WSW seemed to be out all evening long. First spotted her at the plaza on Catherine, then walking along Wilkens near Payson, and then on Ramsey near SCarey. Short, CCL thin, chin length straight dark hair. Looked like it might have been Priscilla, if it was, she has gone way down hill since the last time I had her. She used to turn me on like a faucet, now she doesn't look good enough to invite in my car.

Sorry to have missed seeing Carrie and Nelly, but I hope you gave them a couple of bucks for buss-fare home and a soft drink

) lol I'll keep an eye out for them next time I'm in the hood.

Horsetrader, I agree that Priscilla is (or was) one cute girl. Tiny, slender, and had good curb appeal. I picked her up on Washington near Dunkin' Donuts over a year ago and thought I was in for a great time.

She had cute perky A cups and good technique. However, I was disappointed that she would not let me play with her kitty. Priscilla said that she was so small "down there" that it hurt everytime she was fingered or fucked. That's the first time I heard that excuse. Everything else was fine.

Nice job in getting even with Donna. Sometimes these rip-off girls have to learn their lessons the hard way. It's the only way they will learn.

BBB

**Horsetrader** · 10-03-07 23:25

Tuesday I mongered during the evening rush but came up empty, went to the block and got my batteries charged, and mongered some more at about 10 pm.

Overall, the mongering was dismal. Did the W/W loop, SA, and B/CB. Had a good burger at Checkers. Probably spotted no more than 4 or 5 SW but spotted many LE cruisers. Note to BBB - Carrie Underwood and her girlfriend Nelli were singing on the street corner looking for tips and offering more private services. Where were you?

One WSW seemed to be out all evening long. First spotted her at the plaza on Catherine, then walking along Wilkens near Payson, and then on Ramsey near SCarey. Short, CCL thin, chin length straight dark hair. Looked like it might have been Priscilla, if it was, she has gone way down hill since the last time I had her. She used to turn me on like a faucet, now she doesn't look good enough to invite in my car.

Highlight of the night was to get a little revenge on Donna, who had ripped me off about 6 months ago. See the ripoff section for that report.

Lots of miles driven without receiving services. I'll be back on Thursday.

Horsetrader

**Dr.Monger** · 10-03-07 23:11

I was recently able to escape for a few hours from the once and future ex-Mrs. Dr. Monger. I decided to do W/W after all the glowing reports of young blondes on the prowl. I spent quite a long time trying to find something worthwhile. What is the deal with all the fat SWs? And not just on W/W...but I digress...

I saw Angela out. I passed. Yes she is nice. Yes she is sweet. yes she will talk your ear off. I actually like her, but I like younger and thinner. She was actually our for quite a while. Almost the whole time I was out, and still out when I left. It must have been a slow monger day, because no one was picking her up. Saw a few girls working, but all fairly unattractive.

I did see an attractive WSW with black hair and blue eyes. Unfortunately, she was not anywhere where I would pick her up. She had a scar horizontally on the left side of her belly, clearly showing because of her belly shirt. Does anyone know this girl? She started by the circle on Ramsey. Then she moved further down Ramsey by Carey. Just waaayyy too many civilian's for me to make a pickup. Just my personal comfort level issue.

I also saw a few girls out by Millington/Catherine/Brunswick, but the civilian presence was high. The bar/restaurant on Millington was having some outdoor event, and the civilians there were giving me appraising looks as I went by.

All in all a frustrating afternoon. I swung over to PP/C as it got dark. Found a suspect, but booted her, as she developed a skin condition between the time I saw her and the time she got in my car. Its a shame, becuase she looked really good outside of my car. Fat SWs on patrol on the east side too. Ugh.

Dr. Monger

P.S. LE was light. I think I saw 1 cruiser in several (many) hours of hunting.

**PussProwler** · 10-02-07 22:27

Had the opportunity to come to Charm City today. When I arrived about 5:30 I made two loops around CB and there was not one girl out.

I have to praise the genius planners who came up with the comprehensive plan and funded the bike lane on Fairhaven. It seem that was just what the residents of Curtis Bay have been waiting for. I saw four people riding in it this afternoon.

After the uneventful start, I moved over to Brooklyn. The were a few out, but mostly skanks. Then my monger vision caught a healthy slender figure out of the corner of my eye on 6th. I circled around and was lucky enough to scoop up Rene. She is 19 yo 5'7 brunette showing no signs of abuse or child rearing. Her body is in excellent condition, only being in the life a few months. She's young and tender and truely aims to please. What she lacks in technique she makes up for with attitude. Initially she asked for a premium but quickly settled for standard tuition for her french lessons. I was also treated to views of her sweet b cups and a really nice tight pussy. Hope I have to opportunity to pound it someday.

About an hour later I saw a horrible vision around 7th & PP. My all time fav. 22yo blond has made a super fast decent into the depths of crack. I hardly recognized her. She looks like she has aged at least 5 years in the two months since I had her. What a tremendous shame. I could never bring myself to pick her up again and chance ruining the memories of the fantastic time I had.

No time for further recon, but tomorrow is another day.

PussProwler

**Larry 56** · 10-01-07 16:19

Originally Posted by Fromunder

Started at WW made a couple spins early Sunday evening pulled up to 3 different girls that looked good at first and when they got close up the ugly sank in the 3rd girl actually got in my car right off of Ramsay asked me for a ride to Brunswick I just played dumb and obliged she was just not my type. I don't know what it is if my eyes are getting bad or am i just getting more selective in my older age been passing on a lot of girls.

It's called MONGERVISION!

It has slowed down drastically! November elections!

Larry!