General Reports

[Garthy]

They come over to my place eat, shit,shower,shave and spend the night in a nice warm bed.

I guess it's the shaving part that scares me... Just kidding!

[Garthy]

Is this the first time you've ever scored at a bar? It's not that difficult. I bring sluts home from the Salty Dog and Fat Cats all the time without costing me a dime.

Wolfie--

Why are you dissing me? I could write a handbook on picking up at a bar (and I gave you some good pointers in that post!).

[Jeep 95]

She live in her own house? Is that what shes losing?

You got a great deal, tight TIGHT ass and great tits. Really fit!

Whats older than usual?

What she did was screwy, but what was her situation?

You have an interesting story Garthy.

I always find wacky women the most interesting, make a relationship interesting.
A "normal" date is going to cost you $100 so $40 was a good deal.

LOL-- Sat night at a busy downtown pub and Garthy finds himself attracted to a very nicely proportioned, but somewhat older-than-usual woman. Great curves, long brown hair, tight TIGHT ass.

I work my way over by her and await a cue. A certain subject comes up and I offer an opinion and then I listen. and listen. and listen.

A lot of eye contact (not looking at those great titties directly!). Man, I put in my time. I was not even sure I liked her after all the talking, but patience pays off and I am offered a drink at her place. Off we go to lovely Hamden. It is a good thing I did not drink much because following her on these endless, curving roads to nowhere was downright maddening (oh, there was no break from her mouth either-- she called on my cell 5 minutes into the ride).

We get to her place. Not bad! A little drinkie and then much less talking and much better use of her mouth. She did have a great body. She works out a lot. She had a couple of scars on her belly, but otherwise really fit! I go a few rounds with her. I figure this is a classy, divorced woman, so I ask to use her shower. Nice bathroom too! I hoped she would join me, but no.

Guess what? I come out of the shower and she is rifling through my wallet! Okay, I think, maybe she wants to know where I live, if I am telling her my real name, etc... BUT NO!!! Get this-- she apologizes and starts to cry and tells me that she is so in debt that she is about to lose everything and she just wanted to see if I had some cash to spare since I seemed like "such a well off sort." The, when the waterworks stop a bit, she asks me for three hundred dollars!

I should have left right then, but I gave her forty bucks. I thought that might be even more insulting than just barging out. But, in retrospect, she probably was psyched to get it.

Yup, I am a ho-ah -a-matic! They hone in on me like a fucking patriot missile to a mud-hut!

What is the world coming to!

[Wolfman Jack]

LOL-- Sat night at a busy downtown pub and Garthy finds himself attracted to a very nicely proportioned, but somewhat older-than-usual woman. Great curves, long brown hair, tight TIGHT ass...

I work my way over by her and await a cue. A certain subject comes up and I offer an opinion and then I listen. and listen. and listen...

A lot of eye contact (not looking at those great titties directly!). Man, I put in my time. I was not even sure I liked her after all the talking, but patience pays off and I am offered a drink at her place. Off we go to lovely Hamden. It is a good thing I did not drink much because following her on these endless, curving roads to nowhere was downright maddening (oh, there was no break from her mouth either-- she called on my cell 5 minutes into the ride).

We get to her place. Not bad! A little drinkie and then much less talking and much better use of her mouth. She did have a great body. She works out a lot. She had a couple of scars on her belly, but otherwise really fit! I go a few rounds with her. I figure this is a classy, divorced woman, so I ask to use her shower. Nice bathroom too! I hoped she would join me, but no...

Guess what? I come out of the shower and she is rifling through my wallet! Okay, I think, maybe she wants to know where I live, if I am telling her my real name, etc... BUT NO!!! Get this-- she apologizes and starts to cry and tells me that she is so in debt that she is about to lose everything and she just wanted to see if I had some cash to spare since I seemed like "such a well off sort." The, when the waterworks stop a bit, she asks me for three hundred dollars!

I should have left right then, but I gave her forty bucks. I thought that might be even more insulting than just barging out. But, in retrospect, she probably was psyched to get it.

Yup, I am a ho-ah -a-matic! They hone in on me like a fucking patriot missile to a mud-hut!

What is the world coming to!

N00b mistake #1: NEVER leave your wallet out of your site, I don't care how good the piece of ass pretends to be.

Is this the first time you've ever scored at a bar? It's not that difficult. I bring sluts home from the Salty Dog and Fat Cats all the time without costing me a dime.

[BrotherStrang]

Nice bathroom too! I hoped she would join me, but no...

Guess what? I come out of the shower and she is rifling through my wallet!

What is the world coming to![/QUOTE]I tell ya what Garthy, I have a standing rule and that is whatever is in my car and/or house when you get in better be there when you leave and all our ladies respect that. They come over to my place eat, shit,shower,shave and spend the night in a nice warm bed. The fridge has open door policy and eat whatever you like thats in there but don't touch my Ben and Jerrys ice cream unless I offer it. But, God help the woman that even thinks about touching my wallet or car keys because they will leave with a bloody stump where a hand is supposed to be. I am real easy to get along with as long as you play by my rules in my house... I did that a quick ride through the southend today and even in the pouring rain the local and state boys were out on force. 2 passes from the civic center to the X and hit the highway southbound back home.

BE SAFE BOYS AND WATCH YOUR BACK!

BROTHERSTRANG

[Garthy]

LOL-- Sat night at a busy downtown pub and Garthy finds himself attracted to a very nicely proportioned, but somewhat older-than-usual woman. Great curves, long brown hair, tight TIGHT ass...

I work my way over by her and await a cue. A certain subject comes up and I offer an opinion and then I listen. and listen. and listen...

A lot of eye contact (not looking at those great titties directly!). Man, I put in my time. I was not even sure I liked her after all the talking, but patience pays off and I am offered a drink at her place. Off we go to lovely Hamden. It is a good thing I did not drink much because following her on these endless, curving roads to nowhere was downright maddening (oh, there was no break from her mouth either-- she called on my cell 5 minutes into the ride).

We get to her place. Not bad! A little drinkie and then much less talking and much better use of her mouth. She did have a great body. She works out a lot. She had a couple of scars on her belly, but otherwise really fit! I go a few rounds with her. I figure this is a classy, divorced woman, so I ask to use her shower. Nice bathroom too! I hoped she would join me, but no...

Guess what? I come out of the shower and she is rifling through my wallet! Okay, I think, maybe she wants to know where I live, if I am telling her my real name, etc... BUT NO!!! Get this-- she apologizes and starts to cry and tells me that she is so in debt that she is about to lose everything and she just wanted to see if I had some cash to spare since I seemed like "such a well off sort." The, when the waterworks stop a bit, she asks me for three hundred dollars!

I should have left right then, but I gave her forty bucks. I thought that might be even more insulting than just barging out. But, in retrospect, she probably was psyched to get it.

Yup, I am a ho-ah -a-matic! They hone in on me like a fucking patriot missile to a mud-hut!

What is the world coming to!

[BrotherStrang]

Well saturday night started out on a promising note when I called Yvonne and she did not answer either phone that she has, a few minutes later she called me back and said that I woke her up. So I reminded her that we had prearranged plans for a nice dinner out and she was going to come back to my place and spend the night with her face in the pillow and that cute little arse of hers up in the air. She said that she would be ready at 7pm and to pick her up at her apartment in the northend. I stopped and picked up her bottle of Bacardi and went and picked her up. 15 minutes on the road she told me that she could not come and spend the whole night, she just wanted to do something quick because she had to get back home. Well, needless to say i was not a happy camper, I found a dark place just outside of the city limits, parked the car, dropped my drawers, stuffed my tool down her throat and unloaded on her. 20 minutes later she was back at home and i was on my way down to the southend hoping to find Malia, maybe she would be interested in some over night exercise. No such luck there and Uncle Leos whole damn family was out in force on every side street and even driving their own personal vehicles. The night was not a complete waste of time but not what I had planned either, a few bucks and a bottle of Bacardi was better than nothing at all. On a good note the refridgerator is full and I did not have to wait in those God awful lines at the grocery store during the day. The money i saved by not taking Yvonne out to dinner and drinks went to the local Stop&Shop and i can eat well for the next week.

Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.

BE SAFE GUYS BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING!!
BROTHERSTRANG

[Wolfman Jack]

Wolfie-- buddy --

It may well be that NO ONE is lining up to touch your johnson!

Hahahaha, if you only knew, you big stud!

[Mangoat]

Well the old goat was foraging the other day and came across a New Englad Adult Entertainment directory. Yes, I am still able to turn the pages. Anyhow, there was an ad for a place called Maxim Lingerie, that claimed a diverse ethinc blend of lovely models. In particular my favorite, Polish! Has anyone tried this place, and if so, how's the miles per gallon and how much does the fuel cost?

I rarely get up to your neck of the woods. The Goat's quarters are pretty much confined to central CT. Thanks in advance for your anticipated cooperation!

Mr. Goat, always looking to eat a Pierogie or two.

[Garthy]

So, I am sworn off SWs after my unfuckingbelievable experience yesterday at the HK in Waterbury, CT.

Yup, I made it a long time clean.

I was grabbing a lunch salad at Wendys and a girl catches my eye. Late thirties, nicely dressed, Long, dark hair pulled neatly into a pony tail behind her head. Designer framed glassed on her face. Made up. Looked nice-- thin figure and a nice, tight butt riding high in her pants. Dressed in clean blue jeans and a shirt/sweater combination and carrying a neat backback.

She walks up the street and as she goes by I thought, "hmmmm, that might be a working girl." But then I figures, "naaah," she just looks to professional or college-type-- can't be!

She comes back, with a puzzled look on her face. I am leaving and I approach her. "Are you looking for something in particular?" I ask. Nowhere in my mind is their a voice echoing "Oh, just a big, thick cock shoved into my wouth, ass, and pussy," Instead, she tells a story of how she thought that Balise Collision was on this road, but it is just the Hauser Dealership. "I can take you there if you like," I say, and off we go.

As we get to Balise she confesses that she is really looking for a "date." I asked her what she meant. She told me she gives men sex or blow-jobs to supplement her income. I look at her face (nice,pretty, clean). I touch her thighs, tight. "I might go for a date," I say. She tells me she knows a spot. I tell her no car stuff. She takes me to a place her "family owns." A set of slum aparments, some empty, but being used for smoking crack, shooting heroin, or executions.

There I strip her, It starts off good-- tight little shaved box and a hard ass that stands up and says "FUCK ME!" I pull off the top and OH MY GOD there are some decent B sized its looking over a landscape of flat belly caverned and crossed with stretch marks. I put the shirt back on and try to hold THE vomit rising within me.

She then turns to suck me. I ask about place. It is filled with filfth and has a mattess on the floor. I check the area for loose syringes. With some paper towels we cover a spot on the foam mattress on the ground, I ask to see her ass. She bends over away from me putting her fingers in her pussy and spreading her ass. Not bad!

I get a great suck session with a swallow of most of the load. I save a little extra and make train tracks of salty seed across her designer glasses.

THe whole session cost me $30

Left her there.

Okay-- NOW no SWs for me!

[Garthy]

So, I'll pick up a GFT and she can be your date for the evening. She ain't touching my johnson though.

Wolfie-- buddy --

It may well be that NO ONE is lining up to touch your johnson!

[Wolfman Jack]

Wow Garthy look at all these volunteers that want to jump on the Bangbus! I think we should charge admission in addition to what our girls will be getting, kinda like a poontang cover charge. Hey the bars do it and it's legal! I see a lot of fellow mongers that do not post often or do not post at all that want in on our pleasure cruise. Lets do this then when it gets warmer outside. And Garthy your a senior member so i don't want to over step my bounds, and I will let you decide who does what. Seeing as how a camper was offered and and there are a few others want to go along for the ride. I feel that if it's going to be a group thing then everyone involved should bring their own (BYOP) bring your own pussy and then everything gets shared. NO FREE RIDES!

brotherstrang

So, I'll pick up a GFT and she can be your date for the evening. She ain't touching my johnson though.

[BrotherStrang]

Wow Garthy look at all these volunteers that want to jump on the Bangbus! I think we should charge admission in addition to what our girls will be getting, kinda like a poontang cover charge. Hey the bars do it and it's legal! I see a lot of fellow mongers that do not post often or do not post at all that want in on our pleasure cruise. Lets do this then when it gets warmer outside. And Garthy your a senior member so i don't want to over step my bounds, and I will let you decide who does what. Seeing as how a camper was offered and and there are a few others want to go along for the ride. I feel that if it's going to be a group thing then everyone involved should bring their own (BYOP) bring your own pussy and then everything gets shared. NO FREE RIDES!

brotherstrang

[Garthy]

Okay-- I have been staying away from the streets as I know there is a big crackdown. Be really really careful.

Still, certain girls find my weakness and the Angelina-Jolie-esque Malia, with her aim-to-please attitude, fantastic body, long hair, smooth skin and nicely groomed bush bring me to my knees (well, bring her to hers, really...)

I was going from point A to B this afternoon when I saw her by the Lil Peach. I pulled into someone's driveway and she followed. She was freshly showered, wearing tight blue jeans and a little white top. She immediately went for my cock. I had to tell her to stop (as I am sure her head bobbing was visible to all), but she just laid back in her seat, pulled up her shirt and pulled down her pants. She licked her own nipple while fingering her twat. She did this for a minute or so (moaning too) and I got rock hard (good thing I did not crash my car). She then pulled out my cock and told me that she knew I could not resist her. I had her stop while I found a nice spot (it really takes a while to get to some of my favorite spots these days-- by the time we were there, she must have gotten herself off 3 times fingering herself!)

I got a great BBBJ with swallow. But then I laid her down in the back seat and fingered her pussy until I was hard again. I fucked her in as near as a doggy style as I could while sticking my finger in her ass. When I was finally ready to blow load #2, I turned her around and jerked myself off onto her tits (while she grabbed at my cock open-mouthed like a hungry baby bird-- SO HOT!!!).

I was late so late for my appointment that I called and apologized. My cock was sore and I felt great (and tired!). I gave her all the money in my wallet (44). She is really pretty-- as I said, smoking hot-- and really aims to please. She is clearly the best of the sSpringfield street girls.

Probably still was not worth the risk of picking her up in broad daylight these days, but I got away with it.

THERE ARE A LOT OF GIRLS OUT THERE! Many fugly, however.

BE CAREFUL-- you are warned.

[Land Shark]

BroStrang, I don't operate much in your area.....,.but I'm willing to learn :-)
If your taking volunteers, where do I sign up.
Shark