The Massholes

[Mattis1775]

I fixed it for you.

I didn't misquoted you. Sorry, if you're too stupid to understand. Apparently, therapy isn't helping. We can play this game again and maybe, I might make 4,000 before the end of the year. Your move my loyal and obedient friend.

[BillyBaloney]

Thanks for reading, you are my most loyal and obedient fan. I will include a free gift if you hit the Subscribe button.

Tranny Fucker Mattis strikes again! This sick fuck will do anything to quench his urge for man meat.

So, this homo posts about a guy giving homo waxes to gays like MaGoo:

This part is important: Mattis had to be on Craigslist reading this add and then copy and pasted the link.

He gets called out for being a sick fuck for wanting his ball sac waxed by a dude:

Realizing his sick tendencies to want cock has been called out again he tries to say he screwed up and posted the wrong link:

Complete fucking nonsense! So this moron wants us to believe that he was posting about Kelly, who has never been mentioned, discussed, reviewed etc, but coincidentally was reviewing a guys craigslist ad that offers waxing of the ball sack and scrotum fo homos like Mattis and post that link by mistake? Getthefuckouttahere with that bullshit you homo!

Oh, spoiler alert: If you Google the number listed by the guy in the CL ad it leads to Kelly! Bahahaha.

I fixed it for you (see bold red above).

[Mattis1775]

Mattis strikes again!

Thanks for reading, you are my most loyal and obedient fan. I will include a free gift if you hit the Subscribe button.

[Mattis1775]

I will pay you whatever you want if you let me fuck your daughter you old hag.

What a pathetic piece of shit. I thought the female dresser BillyBaloney was bad. This loser certainly tops it.

Suddenly decided to respond to my 8 month-old post? OKay, well, that's interesting.

That's because it's difficult for cowards to maintain multiple accounts.

[Andir]

Fuck you mother fucker you pimp of some asian prostitutes. I will pay you whatever you want if you let me fuck your daughter you old hag. Fuck off you bastard.

Suddenly decided to respond to my 8 month-old post? OKay, well, that's interesting. Can't wait to see what you are going to say next. But I already have a pretty good idea who you are.

[Dannymn]

Is this noob Dannymn for real? This know-nothing faggot is lecturing people on the board on how they should write posts!

Dude, when you say that you pay 90 for the massage in Belmont, you meant 70 for the massage and 20 as a tip without any extras? I think you are very confused. I could go to Massage Envy if I needed a real massage without anyone doing anything with my junk.

Went back a few pages and couldn't find anyone mentioning 140 all inclusive at 558. You mentioned that you wanted a BJ. Doesn't it mean that you expected a BJ for 70 (70 house and 70 for the deed). Aren't you a dumb fuck? I think you are.

Fuck you mother fucker you pimp of some asian prostitutes. I will pay you whatever you want if you let me fuck your daughter you old hag. Fuck off you bastard.

[BillyBaloney]

Tranny Fucker Mattis strikes again! This sick fuck will do anything to quench his urge for man meat.

So, this homo posts about a guy giving homo waxes to gays like MaGoo:

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bt...742905304.html

She's been around for a long time and was doing men waxing way before a lot of these spas even offered it. Her business started in Malden and moved towards Woburn where she stopped seeing clients for awhile due to COVID. She has a strong personality and constantly reminds you that she has a "wife" and the whole conversation during the session is about her "wife". OK, I get it that you don't offer extras and she reminds the readers in both her website and in her ad.

As far as service, amazing! Clean and quick. Before you know it, you're cleaned up and out the door. She recently started posting again post COVID. The old Winthrop lady (now Revere) is unreliable now, considering also that she doesn't provide the finale anymore. She's a bit far in Woburn. Maybe not far for most of you. But a pain for me. I may consider Cida in Everett as she offers waxing service.

Until then, enjoy the weather.

This part is important: Mattis had to be on Craigslist reading this add and then copy and pasted the link.

He gets called out for being a sick fuck for wanting his ball sac waxed by a dude:

Why are you saying "she" when the ad clearly states it's a male?

By Appointment Only****Monday through Saturday (Im a male and I dont do massages ! I am Wax Professional only !!!)

Realizing his sick tendencies to want cock has been called out again he tries to say he screwed up and posted the wrong link:

Sorry, wrong link.

https://bodywaxingbykelly.com/

Complete fucking nonsense! So this moron wants us to believe that he was posting about Kelly, who has never been mentioned, discussed, reviewed etc, but coincidentally was reviewing a guys craigslist ad that offers waxing of the ball sack and scrotum fo homos like Mattis and post that link by mistake? Getthefuckouttahere with that bullshit you homo!

Oh, spoiler alert: If you Google the number listed by the guy in the CL ad it leads to Kelly! Bahahaha.

[Sounds]

How's life in Worcester.

Awesome as always!

[Andir]

Curious how would an account be identified? GaryG and FrogPilot were not Wiseass.

Hey old man! How's life in Worcester. You are correct about FrogPilot — so he was unbanned.

[Sounds]

Billy, we both know that GaryG was banned because it was Wiseass on another account and the administrator promised to ban all dumbass's accounts when those are identified. Didn't know about FrogPilot being gone but I guess his ban fits what I said above.

Curious how would an account be identified? GaryG and FrogPilot were not Wiseass.

[Max Walker86]

Someone I know brought up semen retention I told him yah no big deal I can hold it in for a month I've done it many times, do I feel any better idk maybe?
I googled it for the first time it shows it can be a good thing.
To me the mainstream advice tug on your prick often is good for the prostate or something like that doesn't make sense to me?

[Andir]

Dear .

Billy, we both know that GaryG was banned because it was Wiseass on another account and the administrator promised to ban all dumbass's accounts when those are identified. Didn't know about FrogPilot being gone but I guess his ban fits what I said above.

[Andir]

I knew this faggot, also known TheBoobHound, for a long time. Kind of forgot about him but he reminded me about his existence by the fabricated recent post about 32 in Watertown. I got curious what he was up to lately, so I looked at his posts. And oh my, that's some crazy shit. Here are the locations of his last 50 posts, one by one, without any edits:

Boston.

Northern Virginia.

Worcester.

Boston.

Philadelphia.

Northern Virginia.

Queens, NYC.

Northern Virginia.

Northern Virginia.

Queens, NYC.

Queens, NYC.

Norwalk, CT.

New Haven.

New Haven.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Oral Sex (not a location obviously, just some trivial idiotic stuff about blow jobs).

Miami.

Miami.

Miami.

Lowell.

Hartford.

Vernon, CT.

Tacoma, Washington State.

Worcester.

Stamford.

Queens, NYC.

Hartford.

Hartford.

New Haven.

Boston.

Miami.

Boston.

Worcester.

Boston.

Hartford.

Vernon.

Worcester.

Hartford.

Boston.

Central Jersey.

Vernon.

Vernon.

New Haven.

Springfield.

The geography is stunning. It probably means something — one possibility is that the dude just makes up "reports" for different locations to increase the posts count. Could be something else. Please, explain this to me if you can.

By the way if you still don't know that, TheBoobHound is Billy's "serious reviews" account. The dude is mad.

[BillyBaloney]

For real though can everyone agree that Dannymn is one of the stupidest and most useless members to come along in a long while? He's offered virtually no useful information to the board, about 98% of his posts are questions, and some of the questions are fucking stupid.

Dear Andir (CheezeFist) super sorry you lost another account. Shit, how many are you up to? By my count way over ten but probably more.

What is more shocking is Frog got banned as well. I never saw that coming, always thought he was a good guy, shocked he was one of your Puppets.

[Andir]

I share my quirky thoughts on here, I'm not starting a fight. I think GaryG is wiseass other account.

I think you are right.