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**Kervorka** · 05-30-23 14:33

I am considering throwing out some extra fishing lines and I am curious about the online dating route. I am not looking for a relationship but a couple of one night stands. I am trying to avoid seeking, not because I am cheap, but because my multiple playing emails have been suspended for one stupid reason or another. Do yall use tinder, hinge, bumble or the other 50 apps out there? I am tired of the stg girls, I think the tryst girls are attractive but only one or two worth the 500 bones and the utr girls are great but I don't always have an open schedule. I realize that chicks on dating apps probably wouldn't fit into my schedule but I have some free time coming up and rather than digging into my play money, I am going try to the civvy game. I used to do pretty good but I am out of practice and out of ideas. The whole hooker thing has my view on traditional dating so out of wack but my ability to talk shit remains intact, to a certain degree. If any of you have any thoughts or ideas, I welcome the input. If I throw my hat in the ring, and I strike out, I can always send a text and throw out some jingle and get laid within an hour LOL.

**Marsh4** · 05-26-23 23:38

Originally Posted by Kervorka [View Original Post]

Ads like this drive me crazy. I reckon she figures she has a nice ass. I reckon she figures all she has to post is ass pics. I am almost interested because her ad is somewhat intriguing, but I would like to see the rest of her body. There are plenty of ads that just show ass. I like to look at asses but I also appreciate looking at the rest of the female form. Because she fails to post the front of her body, I will wait for someone more intrigued than I. Have fun and be safe.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/savan...4/633634971695

Another pet peeve while I am peeving this morning. I realize the vast majority of these girls arent marketing wizards and probably dont really care for this line of work (thats why I have a tendency to see older women in their 30s and up). The least a girl could do to improve her financial prospects would be smile. Instead of looking all hard, tough, sarcastic or mean, throw a smile on your face. It really helps me to decide whether I should send a text or not. Rant over, I think.

The best is flipping two birds. You just know that's going to be a class act.

**Kervorka** · 05-26-23 10:37

Ads like this drive me crazy. I reckon she figures she has a nice ass. I reckon she figures all she has to post is ass pics. I am almost interested because her ad is somewhat intriguing, but I would like to see the rest of her body. There are plenty of ads that just show ass. I like to look at asses but I also appreciate looking at the rest of the female form. Because she fails to post the front of her body, I will wait for someone more intrigued than I. Have fun and be safe.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/savan...4/633634971695

Another pet peeve while I am peeving this morning. I realize the vast majority of these girls arent marketing wizards and probably dont really care for this line of work (thats why I have a tendency to see older women in their 30s and up). The least a girl could do to improve her financial prospects would be smile. Instead of looking all hard, tough, sarcastic or mean, throw a smile on your face. It really helps me to decide whether I should send a text or not. Rant over, I think.

**Jarston1** · 05-05-23 10:03

I've been eyeing the Kana group since they first came to town but I just haven't pulled the trigger. There was one time I made contact and was on Abercorn looking for the hotel and I just couldn't find it. Even with GPS it wasn't showing up and I had already made like three or four you-turns so I just took it as a sign and backed out.

Can you PM me which hotel they stay at when they are in Pooler? I think I had read that it's like 1. 6 for the hour but I don't remember.

Originally Posted by Kervorka [View Original Post]

You should go a round or two with the Kana girls. The last 2 have been home runs. Not necessarily grand slams but more like inside the park home runs. Both girls have had great bodies and really good attitudes. I also think that both women had pretty faces and were quite nice. They have contrasting styles which is a nice change up but both are semi GFE borderline full on GFE. I haven't seen anyone else except the kana gals in the past 2 months.

I don't do it as much as I used to either but I've been playing around in Savannah going on 9 years and theres not many places I haven't been. Lately though I've been going to the same hotel chain that has a location in Pooler as well as in Savannah. Hell, I was even thinking about keeping a room there, like getting a monthly rental so I have a place to chill out and clean up when I am finished or come in and take a shower before I go to their room. Actually, I don't have to do that because I live on the southeast side of town so the place in midtown is like 8 minutes from my house. That is a good thing and a bad thing. Its good because it takes care of my spontaneous urges but bad because it takes care of my spontaneous urges. I have a hard time talking myself out of it because of the proximity to my house. I can easily talk myself out of going to Pooler or any place else that is that far. Have fun and be safe.

**Kervorka** · 05-05-23 07:53

Originally Posted by Jarston1 [View Original Post]

That's funny. No, I don't feel that way because it's never a great experience for me. I'm like Lewis Black's golf bit about anticipation. If you haven't seen it you should: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2dl8LIzzT0.

Add "mongers" to the golfers and gamblers crowd. Very rarely do I ever leave a session like "ahhhh, yeah that was great. " The last time I felt like that was a Korean spa in middle GA. Usually I leave the session like "fuuuuuuuck, what did I just do?

You should go a round or two with the Kana girls. The last 2 have been home runs. Not necessarily grand slams but more like inside the park home runs. Both girls have had great bodies and really good attitudes. I also think that both women had pretty faces and were quite nice. They have contrasting styles which is a nice change up but both are semi GFE borderline full on GFE. I haven't seen anyone else except the kana gals in the past 2 months.

I don't do it as much as I used to either but I've been playing around in Savannah going on 9 years and theres not many places I haven't been. Lately though I've been going to the same hotel chain that has a location in Pooler as well as in Savannah. Hell, I was even thinking about keeping a room there, like getting a monthly rental so I have a place to chill out and clean up when I am finished or come in and take a shower before I go to their room. Actually, I don't have to do that because I live on the southeast side of town so the place in midtown is like 8 minutes from my house. That is a good thing and a bad thing. Its good because it takes care of my spontaneous urges but bad because it takes care of my spontaneous urges. I have a hard time talking myself out of it because of the proximity to my house. I can easily talk myself out of going to Pooler or any place else that is that far. Have fun and be safe.

**Jarston1** · 05-03-23 11:36

That's funny. No, I don't feel that way because it's never a great experience for me. I'm like Lewis Black's golf bit about anticipation. If you haven't seen it you should: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2dl8LIzzT0.

Add "mongers" to the golfers and gamblers crowd. Very rarely do I ever leave a session like "ahhhh, yeah that was great. " The last time I felt like that was a Korean spa in middle GA. Usually I leave the session like "fuuuuuuuck, what did I just do?

Originally Posted by Kervorka [View Original Post]

I do what I would call some dumb shit and I think about dumb shit too. Does anyone else, when riding through town, say to themselves, "I got laid here, I got laid over there" while looking at various hotels and buildings? This morning when I was in Kroger at the pharmacy, I thought to myself while looking at all the people in the store, "I'm about to go have sex with a working girl and you guys are going to have a shit day at work". Does anyone else think that? Or when you go somewhere after a good experience and you are standing among a group of people and you think to yourself, "I just had great sex with a working girl and yall are having a boring ass lame day". I repeat that to myself every time I look at somebody in the store. I dunno why I do it but it makes me chuckle to himself. I guess I think I have this big secret and it makes me feel good and funny as hell like I am getting over on everyone with my big dumb secret. Every time I drive by the motel on stephenson in Savannah or the one on 80 in pooler, I mentally list off the names of the girls I slept with at both locations. I just find it humorous. Does anyone else think like that or am an only dumb shit thinker?

**GADude1** · 05-03-23 10:20

Originally Posted by Bigsqueeze [View Original Post]

And, here I thought I was the only one. I can't help but pass many scenes of the crime as I drive around town. When I pass the nicer notels, I fondly remember all the rocking time with the Atlanta T E R ladies that would set up shop at these places. Good times for the last two decades and then some.

I did that in the beginning when I was new. Exit 6 off 400 Sandy Springs for the apt where Leslie Awnwood's group stayed. These days, there's just too many. I think when I meet someone new who was at a hotel that I met someone else before is when I remember, oh yeah. I've been here.

**Bigsqueeze** · 05-03-23 08:07

Originally Posted by Kervorka [View Original Post]

Does anyone else, when riding through town, say to themselves, "I got laid here, I got laid over there" while looking at various hotels and buildings?

And, here I thought I was the only one. I can't help but pass many scenes of the crime as I drive around town. When I pass the nicer notels, I fondly remember all the rocking time with the Atlanta T E R ladies that would set up shop at these places. Good times for the last two decades and then some.

**Kervorka** · 05-02-23 12:54

I do what I would call some dumb shit and I think about dumb shit too. Does anyone else, when riding through town, say to themselves, "I got laid here, I got laid over there" while looking at various hotels and buildings? This morning when I was in Kroger at the pharmacy, I thought to myself while looking at all the people in the store, "I'm about to go have sex with a working girl and you guys are going to have a shit day at work". Does anyone else think that? Or when you go somewhere after a good experience and you are standing among a group of people and you think to yourself, "I just had great sex with a working girl and yall are having a boring ass lame day". I repeat that to myself every time I look at somebody in the store. I dunno why I do it but it makes me chuckle to himself. I guess I think I have this big secret and it makes me feel good and funny as hell like I am getting over on everyone with my big dumb secret. Every time I drive by the motel on stephenson in Savannah or the one on 80 in pooler, I mentally list off the names of the girls I slept with at both locations. I just find it humorous. Does anyone else think like that or am an only dumb shit thinker?

**Kervorka** · 04-13-23 08:51

I am not sure if anybody likes this stuff or not but I am not a fan. I like waxed, shaved and Nair. Sometimes if a chick is really hot, I don't mind a little stubble, because it makes me feel super alive while I am daty. I know most people hate it but for some stupid reason I like it. I was looking at a chick on Tryst, something I do when I am bored and she was listed as natural. I clicked on her ad and she is really, really, really natural. Her ad was like a car accident, you have to look. She had a bunch of links on her ad including a link for manyvids. I am not a subscriber to manyvids but a lot of the girls ads show a few seconds to a couple of minutes of previews so it can be fun to watch. She also had this link in her website!

https://www.hairycreatorcollective.com/

Theres a handful of pics and girls that belong to this collective and it is exactly what it states in the title. A bunch of chicks that have seen a razor or cream in their lives! I am not a fan but I know some dudes love that stuff. Just look at the pics and feel free to comment! Like I said in the title, If I had to see it, you have to see it too! Have fun and be safe!

**Da Doc** · 04-11-23 21:34

Mods,

How do you gain stars?

**Kervorka** · 04-10-23 13:34

I was shopping at the Mall Blvd Kroger and I ran into someone that I have seen a bunch of times. I was walking in the produce section and I saw these 2 asian ladies that looked very familiar to me but I couldn't quite place it. I knew I had seen one of them before but I was kinda at a loss. I turned down the yogurt and frozen bread aisle, and one of the ladies walks up to me and touches my arm and says "how come you haven't come to see me?" "Its been a long time! It was the GL mamasan and if you have been around awhile, you know who I am talking about. I was a bit taken aback but I didn't really mind too terribly much because I was alone. I said I would swing by but that it would be awhile. As I was walking away, I was glad my daughter wasnt with me. It would be a little difficult explaining my relationship to the woman. Got to love a small town like Savannah. I have seen other "friends" before but we never acknowledged each other. Interesting lolol.

**MrMetroGnome** · 03-11-23 03:05

Originally Posted by CatMan650 [View Original Post]

Health dept. Is not free. It's based on your pay. Low income people are free at health dept.

Life hack: go donate plasma. They check for everything known to man. The best part is not only is it free, they pay you for it. Of course you'll want to be creative when it comes to the questionnaire when it comes to your sexual history.

**Kervorka** · 11-28-22 13:13

Believe it or not but this has happened to me twice in the past 6 months. I will share the most recent occurrence first. Thanksgiving morning I was chilling out at home before I went out for a late lunch with my Mom and kid. I was watching Espn and my phone beeped indicating an text message had arrived. I did not have the number saved in my phone so I had no idea who it was. The message simply said "Happy Thanksgiving, Brother". I do have a brother but my brother lives in Europe so it was not him. I responded "Happy Thanksgiving to You"! I got a response a few minutes later that said "we should get together next time I am in town. " My curiosity got the best of me so I googled the number and low and behold look what popped up!!

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/d...dian-mix/48481

Notice the date of the ad, November 8, 2014. The ad was scraped from Backpage before it was over taken by the feds! I had just started hobbying during that time period but I never saw this woman or played in Knoxville and I have seen her ad in Florida. Turns out the texts were from a friend of mine that I haven't seen in about 5 years!! I did not mention who owned the number to my friend prior to his acquisition, but obviously he got a working gal's recycled number. I thought it was funny has hell.

This is the second time this has happened to me and I think its really funny who owns the numbers at any given point in time. I got a text from a 334 number a couple months ago and the person asked if they could bring their dog by my office to diagnose its illness. I responded that I was not a vet and that I was located in Savannah, Ga. The girl and I exchanged texts for a couple hours that afternoon and some the next day. As we exchanged texts, I googled the number and it came back as an escort that worked in Alabama! She was actually very attractive and in her early 20's I wanted to ask her if she escorted but I couldn't really think of a non-offensive way to ask her. We only exchanged a couple more texts and I never heard from her again. I have gotten plenty of random texts but these are the funniest ones I got. I also thought it was kinda odd that 2 numbers that texted me belong or belonged to escorts at one point in time!! Have fun and be safe!!