Escort Reports

**Lebowski69** · 07-17-20 15:53

Originally Posted by TheTallOn3 [View Original Post]

Gents. Been lurking for awhile. Asked a few? With minimal traction.

But I am going to be in FL the next few weeks between Tampa and Lakeland. Anyone have any advice / suggestions?

About 2 years ago I was down there and had a dream about a tiny blonde that lived down there. Hoping for the same.

You are headed to the lions den. Polk county sherif is a media wh0re who loves to set up mongers and providers to promote his good work with the community. Take a drive to Orlando or Tampa both offer full service AMPs that will.

Impress. Read up on the Orlando forum nds, massage connection, king are favorites. Tampa is good but they have had a few crackdowns so the spas aren't as good as they were a few years ago. Plenty of fun to be had but Orlando is the safer hunting ground. Whatever you do don't go for service in Lakeland or anywhere else in Polk county you may wind up on the local news.

Stay safe, happy mongering the dude abides.

Since I'm visiting your fair city this weekend any suggestions on a tantric or massage provider with a solid performance. Like to have my cake and eat it too so good massage with equally good finish would be very appreciated. I can offer many suggestions for central Florida we have an embarrassment of riches when it comes to providers. Any local knowledge of the Atl would be most appreciated.

**Wigen29** · 07-17-20 14:12

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/6786680088

**Heathpiff** · 07-17-20 13:58

She looks like an Italian girl I worked with in NY. Any good news on this one?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...826/4045812681

4045812681.

**ScottySmith** · 07-17-20 10:55

Originally Posted by Ccarter006 [View Original Post]

I can also say the girls at the place on Kennedy are very good and the 160 is spot on, usually a couple to choose from.

A huge yes on this place. Ivy is the best looking one in my opinion.

**Ccarter006** · 07-17-20 08:34

Originally Posted by AlinSrq [View Original Post]

http://www.floridarelaxationstudios.com/locations/

Check this place out. Hot friendly girls 160 for 30 minutes of full service.

I can also say the girls at the place on Kennedy are very good and the 160 is spot on, usually a couple to choose from.

**SkyWookie** · 07-16-20 20:51

Originally Posted by Jimmer76 [View Original Post]

I'm not from Atlanta, can you guys help me with this one? TGTBT?

https://adultsearch.com/georgia/atla...scorts/1734323

Thanks in advance!!

All I can tell you is by using a couple image searches these pics are being used in several places in the country, thus fake pics, based off that you'll have no idea what she looks like and she'll probably want some money in advance, I'd probably turn and run on this one.

**Niteluvr** · 07-16-20 20:12

Originally Posted by HebeHorny [View Original Post]

Amber 50 yo offering sensual massage in Norcross https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...anta/52580468/.

I try to be a good hobbit that plans in advance and does his research well before he starts to send an intro text; but, honestly, the fact is sometimes I drink more than I'm supposed to. When that happens things on LC start looking too good to pass up. Case in point, early this morning I was looking for some companionship that did not involve a ladies hoohaa, so I cared less about the fact that Amber's hoohaa hairier than I've seen since the late 1970's. Before I pulled the trigger, though, my better self said "why not at least see if you can find anything on USASG". Of course, searching "Amber" was pointless in that it returned a ton of stuff unrelated to Cousin It. However, once I ran "hairy" through the engine everything came together. Here are but a few of the choice nuggets I found:

2019-04-27: MrHobbyist review of Cousin It: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4250032.

2019-08-19: Peter Johnson review of Cousin It: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4418058.

Mr. Hobbyist, sir, I offer you my heartfelt sympathies and undying gratitude. Mr. Peter Johnson, I admire your positive outlook and appreciate you sharing the details of your experience. The honesty with which the two of you shared your encounters with Cousin It sobered me up faster than coffee or No-Doze ever would. Thanks to you I live to make another mistake another day. Muchas Gracias.

In reference to that nasty pussy pic, I don't think even ZZ Top has that much hair.

**Jimmer76** · 07-16-20 19:56

I'm not from Atlanta, can you guys help me with this one? TGTBT?

https://adultsearch.com/georgia/atla...scorts/1734323

Thanks in advance!!

**Alin Srq** · 07-16-20 12:26

Originally Posted by TampaNative [View Original Post]

Dylan: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8138048061/1.

Stephanie: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8135310844/1.

Anna: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8135471555/1.

http://www.floridarelaxationstudios.com/locations/

Check this place out. Hot friendly girls 160 for 30 minutes of full service.

**HebeHorny** · 07-16-20 11:26

Amber 50 yo offering sensual massage in Norcross https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...anta/52580468/.

I try to be a good hobbit that plans in advance and does his research well before he starts to send an intro text; but, honestly, the fact is sometimes I drink more than I'm supposed to. When that happens things on LC start looking too good to pass up. Case in point, early this morning I was looking for some companionship that did not involve a ladies hoohaa, so I cared less about the fact that Amber's hoohaa hairier than I've seen since the late 1970's. Before I pulled the trigger, though, my better self said "why not at least see if you can find anything on USASG". Of course, searching "Amber" was pointless in that it returned a ton of stuff unrelated to Cousin It. However, once I ran "hairy" through the engine everything came together. Here are but a few of the choice nuggets I found:

2019-04-27: MrHobbyist review of Cousin It: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4250032.

Originally Posted by MrHobbyist [View Original Post]

Gentlemen, This one makes my top 10 worst experiences ever. . . .

2019-08-19: Peter Johnson review of Cousin It: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4418058.

Originally Posted by PeterJohnson [View Original Post]

You are right that the BJ was a bit toothy. I thought if felt a little weird at the time, and you are correct. Even worse I forgot to mention that I got her in 69 and she has some major roids going on back there. And not normal ones, but just scary. I had to close my eyes and didn't DATY but just kind of rubbed her ass cheeks and vag. And I do like hairy Bush, that was a positive, not a neg, but it was far from super hot.

Mr. Hobbyist, sir, I offer you my heartfelt sympathies and undying gratitude. Mr. Peter Johnson, I admire your positive outlook and appreciate you sharing the details of your experience. The honesty with which the two of you shared your encounters with Cousin It sobered me up faster than coffee or No-Doze ever would. Thanks to you I live to make another mistake another day. Muchas Gracias.

**TampaNative** · 07-16-20 10:50

Dylan: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8138048061/1.

Stephanie: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8135310844/1.

Anna: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8135471555/1.

Originally Posted by TheTallOn3 [View Original Post]

Gents. Been lurking for awhile. Asked a few? With minimal traction.

But I am going to be in FL the next few weeks between Tampa and Lakeland. Anyone have any advice / suggestions?

About 2 years ago I was down there and had a dream about a tiny blonde that lived down there. Hoping for the same.

**Kyrow** · 07-16-20 10:05

Originally Posted by Ronny770 [View Original Post]

I remember she was working on Pleasant Hill a few years back and I was close to the exit with 3 grand in my pocket I just won from gambling poker and I wouldn't even give her 60 because of her attitude on the phone. I knew the date would of been terrible! She def look sexy in the pics though but a bad attitude makes me go limp everytime. LOL.

I fully agree. I've texted her some here and there, her attitude is definitely messed up. Which seems to be the case with most these days. What's worse is she originally wanted 80 to 100 for a quick visit. Yikes!! I'm glad to see some people not putting up with these bad attitudes. Maybe it'll teach some to be humble and maybe they can keep clients.

**Ronny770** · 07-16-20 06:21

Originally Posted by KnightCrawler [View Original Post]

She sucks. Has gone by Roxy in the past few years. Her body was a lot tighter when she first hit the scene. Don't get me wrong, her photos are accurate but her old ones commanded a higher rate. Imagine my surprise when I saw her 2 months ago in Marietta and she was advertising $40 qvs. Since she had no face pics, didn't know what I was getting into. The very first visit when she was still new was pretty damn good. Fast-forward a few months ago, she opens the door and I'm like O shit!. She could really get her earnings up, but she has the worst fucking attitude. Its like she's one of those SWs from FIB that's doing you a favor by taking your money. CBJ for 30 seconds and immediately bends over for K9. Unfortunately for her, I like to exorcise the demon right out of a rushing provider. She bent over and I went to work. Wasn't long before she collapsed on her stomach and I'm still going at it as she starts to white-knuckle the sheets with the most painful look on her face. Not to be deterred, I hit her with a flurry of deep-strokes until I filled her with cleanser. Soon as I stuck the dismount, the sun came out and her attitude improved.

With that crappy attitude, I'd say she priced herself accurately $40. Seeing as how you got a shit-session, guess it's time to give her some more act-right. I think she might be possessed again.

I remember she was working on Pleasant Hill a few years back and I was close to the exit with 3 grand in my pocket I just won from gambling poker and I wouldn't even give her 60 because of her attitude on the phone. I knew the date would of been terrible! She def look sexy in the pics though but a bad attitude makes me go limp everytime. LOL.

**TheTallOn3** · 07-16-20 03:08

Gents. Been lurking for awhile. Asked a few? With minimal traction.

But I am going to be in FL the next few weeks between Tampa and Lakeland. Anyone have any advice / suggestions?

About 2 years ago I was down there and had a dream about a tiny blonde that lived down there. Hoping for the same.

**BetterThanTV** · 07-16-20 03:07

Originally Posted by RyansRyan [View Original Post]

Good looking out, George. Really sorry for the horrible experience with her and really appreciate you sharing it here.

She and I had been texting and I was about to see her this week.

Saw this one last week. She put a gun in my face and took off with my money.