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05-10-21 18:20 #16034
Posts: 450Erotic monkey
Yo WTF they asking premium membership to view a damn review? I don't recall that being necessary in the past. Is this new?
Originally Posted by BangingBasil [View Original Post]
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05-10-21 17:59 #16033
Posts: 43Shelly (BBW Head Legend) Needing Face Pics
Originally Posted by HenryTrey180 [View Original Post]
From what I can tell, the standard words of wisdom in this thread appear to be not to argue but just to find some pic on the internet that looks kinda like you, send it to the provider and hope she doesn't get pissed when you show up at the door. I"ve yet to go that route but probably will soon, but only for well-vetted providers like Shelly. For providers with no review history or anything else removing the Uncle LEO worry I'm just going to pass.
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05-10-21 17:54 #16032
Posts: 115Review on JasmineTay
I had message some providers Sunday to see if I could into one of them today and after a few misses I had two options, so I gave JasmineTay a try. Well reviewed on them and I figured what the hell.
I speak with her and confirm a time which was easy enough via text. She gives me her address in Jonesboro and off I went to see her. With crazy traffic and a long ass ride I finally get to her apartment however after getting off the exit it was another 15 minutes in and another good 5-6 minutes in the complex.
I'm greeted by the door by a tall, pale white girl who was dressed in 70's style stripper wear with bellbottoms. Not the girl in the images, but nothing passed a 6 either. She tells me I'm her first of the day which I liked considering she was fresh as was I. At her apartment in the hood, must be worse at night, it was cleanish as she just moved in from Norcross. We go upstairs to her room with loads of unpacking and unsituated bed frame in the middle of the room.
She asked how long I'm staying for and as I mentioned her before I opted for the HH for $1. 5 in all. I figure I would give this a whirl and see where it landed. After we can undressed she laid on the bed and ask me to lay down and get comfortable. She proceeded with a lack luster CBJ which I closed my eyes to imagine it being better. Once ready to go she hopped on for some CG action and as I went in oooo weeeee she was warm and uber wet which honestly I wasn't expecting without lube nonetheless. Not 3 minutes go by and she asked to change positions, so I agreed. She laid on the bed and got mish ready and off I went again.
I pumped her for a good 15 minutes at various speeds, thrusts, depths and whatnot as she felt good to be in. After a while of the stop and start I had a pre jizz happen but kept pumping. Surely this couldn't be it as I'm not quick per say so I kept on going. Maybe a 30 seconds after I bursted in the bag and kept thrusting for another 3-4 minutes to get it good. I got up and instantly I felt like I was at the fish market with an odor that was not expected. Have I smelled worse, sure, but still it always hits you out of nowhere.
Anyways she showed me her bathroom to cleanup in and flushed the bag. I saw she had some 70% isopropyl alcohol and I gave little man a douche to get rid of as much of that smell as I possibly could. Ironically I had just shaved the boys and it's friend this morning so when the alcohol hit, I felt like Macaulay Culkin with the aftershave in Home Alone.
Overall performance was a 6. 0 at best, personality 10.0, looks 6. 0 (I have high standards). Would I repeat again? For that drive, fuck no. But if I was in the area and lost my sense of smell, maybe. Anyways her ER is below and for those who ate that cat, you must sure love seafood. Glad she didn't offer nor did I partake. As always YMMV.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jasminet...review-1118829
Stay safe out there,
BangingBasil
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05-10-21 16:30 #16031
Posts: 288Originally Posted by MrHobbyist [View Original Post]
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05-10-21 16:30 #16030
Posts: 1387Imo
Originally Posted by TheHardCritic [View Original Post]
1. She wants 350 but puts absolutely 0 effort into her ad.
2. She is listing on LC.
3. She is listing on LC.
4. She is listing on LC.
5. She can't spell Jordan.
6. She is listing on LC.
7. Give her a call, see if she asks for a deposit, if so, send it and see if she shows up. Kidding don't ever send a deposit.
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05-10-21 16:19 #16029
Posts: 1387Just the facts Ma'am
Originally Posted by Edawg5 [View Original Post]
Most humbly yours.
Mr. Hobbyist.
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05-10-21 16:16 #16028
Posts: 1387Escort Report for Edawg5 Red in Griffin
I've been watching this one's ad for a while. She's probably been reviewed here, but I've never been able to find a damn thing using the search on this site. I've been using the site for years, and have yet to find anything I have searched for. Not one single time. I digress.
I'm in the Griffin area so I send a text to Red. I get an immediate response. I am partial to redheads so I ask for a hh. She replies with 100. I'm on my way to her In call.
I'm expecting a typical LC ho. 50 lbs heavier and 10 years older than the pics. What answers the door is almost the exact opposite. This girl was 50 lbs lighter and looked 10 years younger than the stated age in the ad. So young in fact I had to ask to see I'd before I would even step in the room. She is about 5'3 or so, and weighs 80 lbs soaking wet. So, if you are expecting the girl in the pics, it's her, but that is her before vitamin M or vitamin Cr got ahold of her.
The good.
She has a really sweet personality. She's friendly, doesn't rush, she's laid back and can hold a conversation.
She is youthful in appearance soft skin, few if any blemishes. Natural red hair.
She has a super tight pussy you have to work it in slow. Unlike everyone else on here, I have an average size dick. That shit was TIGHT. I'm usually a 3 pump chump but in this case I held out in that shit for almost five minutes it felt so fucking good. There was no way I was going to let that feeling go away in a minute or two. I got on in missionary worked my way in, she put her arms around my neck put her heels in the middle of my back and moaned like she loved it. She bucked with me, met me stroke for stroke, got out of breath and even faked a convincing O.
She has a wide open menu -- YMMV -- Her ad says nothing uncovered, but I got BBJ, CFS DATY. BFS was available, but I don't do BFS. I asked if she did Greek, she said yes, I didn't ask about bare Greek. All for the low low price of 160 for the hour. I know I said 100 hh, but how can you resist all that for an extra 60 measly bucks? Besides she had a great sob story. I don't remember what it was because I wasn't listening, but I'm sure it was great and I love a good tear jerker.
The Bad.
Her teeth are starting to turn meth head yellow so no kissy kissy unless you're into that sort of thing.
She has almost no titties, I say almost because under the right light from a certain angle if you squint just right you can see a bump of a titty.
She has almost no ass. See above.
She smokes in the room while you are there unless you take the cigarette from her hand and flush it down the toilet yourself.
No FIV.
She doesn't upsell, but OMG what a terrible run of bad luck or maybe it was a tragedy, or grandma needed surgery or a new leg or something, anyway, she was relentless with the sob story. I paid for the hour and that was that though. I did promise to come see her again though. You know to help her with her financial woes.
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/62111070/
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05-10-21 14:28 #16027
Posts: 74ECORT REPORTS thread
The side talk about licenses, cigarettes, market conditions, etc is all good and useful. There is a "general discussion" thread where it would be even more useful. Please add ESCORT REPORTS to this thread.
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05-10-21 13:29 #16026
Posts: 105Alcohol / tobacco
Former uncle. I use to. Do monthly compliance checks at retail stores / bars. We would send in a subject under 21 to purchase alcohol (restaurants / retail) and or tobacco. As soon as the sale was completed. I would enter store and issued a ticket. We had a budget and often spent 8 for a pack of cigs or 12 bucks for a case of beer or more for hard liquor. To think a small amount of money would stop uncle from securing a arrest / case is laughable. I did a few small scale drug operations, I have given informants money for gas, minutes on a phone, a snack or a baby sitter. 5 bucks one way or another world not even be a slight speed bump.
https://www.greenvilleonline.com/sto...ry/1380881002/
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05-10-21 12:45 #16025
Posts: 1387I'm not sure if it's true but.
Originally Posted by HenryTrey180 [View Original Post]
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05-10-21 12:33 #16024
Posts: 92Originally Posted by Soaky1 [View Original Post]
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05-10-21 11:26 #16023
Posts: 137Guesses About Buying Cigarettes Rationale
Originally Posted by HenryTrey180 [View Original Post]
* She likely is just stalling the incoming client. Sending him on an errand keeps him away from her door until she is finished with the guy she is with. It also occupies his mind. Therefore, he doesn't just sit in a parking lot and get second thoughts or "buyer's remorse" about her.
* Or, she is working behind a significant other's back. "I'm going to get cigarettes" could be a lie she told someone to explain a missed call, or her not being where expected, etc. Your cigarettes can later be used as evidence.
* Or, as you said, it's an LE check. Stings often have strict steps of action, and / or timing. Would a cop go outside of the parameters of "the mission" to get some smokes?
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05-10-21 09:11 #16022
Posts: 163Interesting Observation
Originally Posted by Frankie14 [View Original Post]
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05-10-21 07:36 #16021
Posts: 137Originally Posted by Ozymandias [View Original Post]
The thing is, the Cash App chargeback process is more involved and time-consuming than its "refund" process, which assumes both parties to the transaction are on the up-and-up (e. G. You sent money to a friend, but it turns out they no longer needed it). For a refund, you basically just hit a "request refund" button, the other party's app gives them a notification, and they click a button to give the refund. The process is pretty much immediate.
For a cash app chargeback, there are extra steps to "document" the transaction. That is, you have to tell exactly what the transaction is for. And, cash app's customer support (a human) evaluates the situation (the assumption is the party is a business) to see if a chargeback is warranted. Even if cashapp customer service approves the chargeback, they say it will take 10 days to return the money to you.
The problem I see, from the point of view of the "hobby," is getting Cash App customer service to agree that it was a faulty BUSINESS transaction.
Imagine having to explain, type, or mail a letter stating "I sent 250 'roses' to a 'provider' in a locale in which that is illegal. Now I want it back because she did not give me BBBJTC, greek, and DATO. " And after that headache, having to wait at least a week and a half for your 'roses' to be returned to your bank. Cas App even states "It’s impossible to say how long a dispute might take, but since chargebacks involve investigations and some back-and-forth communication, you might be waiting for a while."
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05-10-21 00:50 #16020
Posts: 115Once it's sent it's gone
If they ask for gift cards, electronic payment (traceable) or anything besides green backs it's a auto pass for me. Best to have tracks covered for untraceable and secure you pay what you are getting into. Fake pics or not. Just my two cents.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias [View Original Post]