Escort Reports

[WhatAreThose]

I got this crazy thing I do religiously, might help someone out. If I speak to a provider on the phone, after I get the information of the location, I Block and delete the text and phone number from my phone. I also clean out the web history. This prevents the crazy thought of a sassy lady cop standing in front of me saying last chance and hitting redial and my stupid ass Star Wars ringtone going off while I'm sitting there lying. I know it's not a cure all but provides one more layer of protection. And I hear you guys already, they need a search warrant to go through your phone Hahahaha but last time I told a cop pretty much me a ticket or shut the f&$k up, he did not have a happy face. Funny thing is, that it did not work out like on the TV cop shows or how I imagined it in my head. He did not shut the f at $k up and he wrote me a ticket or 3 just to make sure I knew he wasn't a liar. Hahahaha

What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.

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[Ozymandias]

No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

(Gagworthy tale of woe.)

I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...555/4047813757

Not to join in the dogpile since you already know you made a whole laundry list of mistakes, but I just wanted to comment on that hard-to-shake pussy funk (I think we've all been there).

Girls who take dick all day eventually wind up with bacterial vaginosis. This is a pretty nasty infection which starts with Gardnerella vaginalis; it creates a toxic biofilm (a slime, pretty much) which coats the vaginal walls, making it a better environment for bacterial growth.

When you slide your fingers or dick into an infected vagina, that slimy coating sloughs off and coats your fingers and dick (even with a condom, as you pound it kind of splashes out around the root of your dick). It contains a cytotoxic protein which can penetrate the epithelial cell wall, which is why it doesn't wash off.

You can wash it off with benzene (mechanics used to use it to remove grease back in the day, and yes, it's toxic, but occasional use won't kill you; source: I'm an organic chemist, among other talents), and you could probably displace it if you could wash with a fruit-sourced conjugated diene (though fair warning, then you hands will smell like tangerines for *weeks* More simply, you can just scrub like a mofo with Lava bar soap, and just strip the outer layer of cells off.

Otherwise, it fades in a couple of days just through natural epithelial replacement.

Fortunately the biofilm doesn't take hold on a dick; it requires the vagina's anaerobic conditions and heat to grow. You can certainly transmit it (in some cases) if you stick your slimed dick into another vagina, though; one reason you should switch condoms between holes if you're fucking a few girls at once.

O.

[BartekPiwo]

No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 qv. $ for hh $. 20 hr I opted for the qv. She sent me her address in stone mountain / clarkston drove up which looked like a nice neighborhood got to the house she was at the door waiting for me. Its her in the pictures but add 50 lbs I should of walked away then. Entered the house and there was a dude cooking but I didn't care and 3 other girls getting high on crack. I said to myself this is a dam crack house in the suburbs and how is this ***** fat on crack LOL. I was already there so I told myself WTF might as well proceed. She showed me to her room and I laid the. 6 on her table and got butt nekkid on her bed. She asked if I had a condom and of course I didn't bring any so she grabbed one from her girlfriend. She got undressed and gave me covered head for 5 mins that was so so then assumed the missionary position. I was pounding it for a good 5 mins and she was making faint moaning noises and started to squirt on me which I didn't mind but after that lost my erection because the room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...555/4047813757

If I was you I would be re-thinking whether I would partaking in the hobby anymore as well! Sounds disgusting!

[AcrossTheUnive]

What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.

What ad? Please post it here so we know what to look for.

[TheRonChapman]

No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 qv. $ for hh $. 20 hr I opted for the qv. She sent me her address in stone mountain / clarkston drove up which looked like a nice neighborhood got to the house she was at the door waiting for me. Its her in the pictures but add 50 lbs I should of walked away then. Entered the house and there was a dude cooking but I didn't care and 3 other girls getting high on crack. I said to myself this is a dam crack house in the suburbs and how is this ***** fat on crack LOL. I was already there so I told myself WTF might as well proceed. She showed me to her room and I laid the. 6 on her table and got butt nekkid on her bed. She asked if I had a condom and of course I didn't bring any so she grabbed one from her girlfriend. She got undressed and gave me covered head for 5 mins that was so so then assumed the missionary position. I was pounding it for a good 5 mins and she was making faint moaning noises and started to squirt on me which I didn't mind but after that lost my erection because the room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...555/4047813757

You walked in and 1. There was a dude in there and 2. There were chicks smoking crack right out in front of you and your response was "WTH, I am already here. " WTF??

I read "reports" on this board all the time and I am still amazed what and who some guys are willing to do. If I walk in and there is ANYONE but the provider in the room I am out. If I see anything that even resembles drug use, I'm out. Hell if I get an itch in the wrong place on my head, or the wind blows a little funny or I get any thing but the all clear feeling, I roll out. What if there is a bust, then they can all say it was your crack and you are double f-cked. No way.

[Knight Crawler]

What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.

Who was the provider? Might save fellow mongers a trip to the clink.

[PurpleGhost]

What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.

Good fast thanking and this truly is a lesson to me. Thank you for sharing. When I do my circle around before I let them know I am there if I see any police cars I am out.

[PurpleGhost]

No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 qv. $ for hh $. 20 hr I opted for the qv. She sent me her address in stone mountain / clarkston drove up which looked like a nice neighborhood got to the house she was at the door waiting for me. Its her in the pictures but add 50 lbs I should of walked away then. Entered the house and there was a dude cooking but I didn't care and 3 other girls getting high on crack. I said to myself this is a dam crack house in the suburbs and how is this ***** fat on crack LOL. I was already there so I told myself WTF might as well proceed. She showed me to her room and I laid the. 6 on her table and got butt nekkid on her bed. She asked if I had a condom and of course I didn't bring any so she grabbed one from her girlfriend. She got undressed and gave me covered head for 5 mins that was so so then assumed the missionary position. I was pounding it for a good 5 mins and she was making faint moaning noises and started to squirt on me which I didn't mind but after that lost my erection because the room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...555/4047813757

I went to the baby doll underground strip club. I was a regular one day I got this dance from a girl she was cute and a tight body. She was one of the girls that just did dances, no VIP. When she turned around she smell like she was shitting on me. After the song my eyes were watery and the guy sitting next to me bro I know how you feel I could smell her from here, just give it a minute the air will clear up. About 2 songs later she came back with another girl and the 2 of them just started dance. I yelled not thanks I am good. The guy next to me was getting a dance and the girl that was dancing for him was like damn I feel sorry for why'all. I had to go home and wash my clothes twice.

[Gigabyte40]

No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 qv. $ for hh $. 20 hr I opted for the qv. She sent me her address in stone mountain / clarkston drove up which looked like a nice neighborhood got to the house she was at the door waiting for me. Its her in the pictures but add 50 lbs I should of walked away then. Entered the house and there was a dude cooking but I didn't care and 3 other girls getting high on crack. I said to myself this is a dam crack house in the suburbs and how is this ***** fat on crack LOL. I was already there so I told myself WTF might as well proceed. The room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...555/4047813757

Buy some Hibiclens liquid soap. HIBICLENS kills germs on contact and can continue working for up to 24 hours! I use it after any questionable encounter.

GB40.

[LacroixPapi]

Somebody get this man a purple heart.

No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 qv. $ for hh $. 20 hr I opted for the qv. She sent me her address in stone mountain / clarkston drove up which looked like a nice neighborhood got to the house she was at the door waiting for me. Its her in the pictures but add 50 lbs I should of walked away then. Entered the house and there was a dude cooking but I didn't care and 3 other girls getting high on crack. I said to myself this is a dam crack house in the suburbs and how is this ***** fat on crack LOL. I was already there so I told myself WTF might as well proceed. She showed me to her room and I laid the. 6 on her table and got butt nekkid on her bed. She asked if I had a condom and of course I didn't bring any so she grabbed one from her girlfriend. She got undressed and gave me covered head for 5 mins that was so so then assumed the missionary position. I was pounding it for a good 5 mins and she was making faint moaning noises and started to squirt on me which I didn't mind but after that lost my erection because the room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...555/4047813757

[Aloha807]

No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 qv. $ for hh $. 20 hr I opted for the qv. She sent me her address in stone mountain / clarkston drove up which looked like a nice neighborhood got to the house she was at the door waiting for me. Its her in the pictures but add 50 lbs I should of walked away then. Entered the house and there was a dude cooking but I didn't care and 3 other girls getting high on crack. I said to myself this is a dam crack house in the suburbs and how is this ***** fat on crack LOL. I was already there so I told myself WTF might as well proceed. She showed me to her room and I laid the. 6 on her table and got butt nekkid on her bed. She asked if I had a condom and of course I didn't bring any so she grabbed one from her girlfriend. She got undressed and gave me covered head for 5 mins that was so so then assumed the missionary position. I was pounding it for a good 5 mins and she was making faint moaning noises and started to squirt on me which I didn't mind but after that lost my erection because the room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...555/4047813757

[NewAnonymousName]

What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.

Who was the woman asking what car you were in? It sounds like she was helping the cops.

[Dawgins]

This is the only experience I've ever had with this particular person. The ad will pop up again with a different hot California blonde and it'll be the same block-happy person. I doubt it's real.

About a week ago, her ads started appearing on Twitter, They were pretty hot, and some appear to be professionally done. I texted her to find out more and set up an appointment, but when I told her I was unable to make same day appointments, she got upset, terminated the conversation, and blocked my number. She's a blonde chick from California. Has anyone had any experience with her? TIA.

[ST0808]

About a week ago, her ads started appearing on Twitter, They were pretty hot, and some appear to be professionally done. I texted her to find out more and set up an appointment, but when I told her I was unable to make same day appointments, she got upset, terminated the conversation, and blocked my number. She's a blonde chick from California. Has anyone had any experience with her? TIA.

How do you find them? I haven't had any luck on twitter.

[ST0808]

Any info?

https://www.escortdirectory.com/esco...%20Fox-114141/

https://escortalligator.com.atlanta....post/27603638/

She is bigger than her pictures. Very cute face and always very clean when I saw her. I don't do DATY with hoes so don't know how it smells but she was always shower fresh. Does a few crazy things but always very polite and professional. "Professional" is the word I would use for her. She asked for Newport light for the first time but never again. I had seen her a few times because she always very clean and I don't have worry about someone smelling like shit and high like a fucking two cent hoe.