Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageAwesome]

So now I wonder if Q only has that one fugly woman working there.

I think she is the only one there. I went in today and there was a sign on the desk saying something like "sorry we are busy come back later. " I grabbed a card and out walked that same woman. She actually didn't look angry. She had that "I'm busy can't talk" look. Said she wouldn't be available for an hour. She wore one of those long dresses that looked like a sleeping / housewife gown. I may go back later.

[Eslide3]

I was thinking on my way out that a guy would have to have served about 10 years in a Turkish prison to want to fuck that bulldog face.

You ever see a grown man naked?

[Petey1015]

I was in the area this morning and stopped by for 30 minute at Massage Inspire, the only decent spot in that area for a legit massage in my opinion. On my way out, I spotted a Beautiful woman named Yo-yo who went back to China earlier this year. Soft, strong hands, and gives an excellent massage. Not to mention beautiful. Excited that she was back, I called and made an appointment, and went back this evening. Yoyo was at the desk and led me to the room. I get undressed and I'm laying on the table and this other woman walks in. She says that Yo-yo only handles the money now, no massage. What a bait and switch. I should have left, but I sucked it up and got an hour. Decent I guess but no YoYo. Getting two massages at this place in the same day, I did notice that they've stepped up their upsell game. Hard means deep tissue, and $10. She asked and hinted four times about longer time. Kind of annoying. Hopefully Yoyo starts massaging again.

Do you suppose Yoyo saw you walking out this morning, and upon your return in the evening, thought it was peculiar that you returned the same day for more services?

[RomJester]

Has anyone given this CAMP a try? I know it is next to the mall so I would presume it is legit but thought I would ask.

[Procrast333]

I learned a long time ago to confirm all basic details such as who'll do the massage, price, time, type of massage oil, shower availability and whatever else. These CAMPs seem to pull more shit nowadays than they used to.

Sage advice. The way they try to slip it past when you're half asleep: "90 minute ok?

[Niteluvr]

I was in the area this morning and stopped by for 30 minute at Massage Inspire, the only decent spot in that area for a legit massage in my opinion. On my way out, I spotted a Beautiful woman named Yo-yo who went back to China earlier this year. Soft, strong hands, and gives an excellent massage. Not to mention beautiful. Excited that she was back, I called and made an appointment, and went back this evening. Yoyo was at the desk and led me to the room. I get undressed and I'm laying on the table and this other woman walks in. She says that Yo-yo only handles the money now, no massage. What a bait and switch. I should have left, but I sucked it up and got an hour. Decent I guess but no YoYo. Getting two massages at this place in the same day, I did notice that they've stepped up their upsell game. Hard means deep tissue, and $10. She asked and hinted four times about longer time. Kind of annoying. Hopefully Yoyo starts massaging again.

I learned a long time ago to confirm all basic details such as who'll do the massage, price, time, type of massage oil, shower availability and whatever else. These CAMPs seem to pull more shit nowadays than they used to.

[Procrast333]

I was in the area this morning and stopped by for 30 minute at Massage Inspire, the only decent spot in that area for a legit massage in my opinion. On my way out, I spotted a Beautiful woman named Yo-yo who went back to China earlier this year. Soft, strong hands, and gives an excellent massage. Not to mention beautiful. Excited that she was back, I called and made an appointment, and went back this evening. Yoyo was at the desk and led me to the room. I get undressed and I'm laying on the table and this other woman walks in. She says that Yo-yo only handles the money now, no massage. What a bait and switch. I should have left, but I sucked it up and got an hour. Decent I guess but no YoYo. Getting two massages at this place in the same day, I did notice that they've stepped up their upsell game. Hard means deep tissue, and $10. She asked and hinted four times about longer time. Kind of annoying. Hopefully Yoyo starts massaging again.

[YeOldHornDawg]

Stopped by Cedar today. A Chinese dude greeted me so didn't stay and I think I recall someone saying Cedar is legit. How about K Massage on Thornton Rd? Was two lanes over when I noticed the sign so didn't get a chance to visit. I did stop by Q Massage on South Cobb Drive. Hadn't been there in a few years. The only woman available was old, overweight, fugly and had a bad attitude. Wouldn't fuck her if she paid me.

Been to both places several times but neither recently. First time at Cedar, got lucky but next two times, nada. The positives though are the attractive, youngish ladies and a quality massage. Been to K twice with no luck either time. No draping required but women there have been hit with the ugly stick, massage is mediocre, no tease or sensuality involved, and nothing extra was offered or hinted at. Don't waste your time or money.

[Dudeatl]

Yes but not co-fucking witth Koreans in parlors in the USA.

Correct. I will be getting BJ's from Gisele Bundchen before that will happen.

[Dudeatl]

Stopped by Cedar today. A Chinese dude greeted me so didn't stay and I think I recall someone saying Cedar is legit. How about K Massage on Thornton Rd? Was two lanes over when I noticed the sign so didn't get a chance to visit. I did stop by Q Massage on South Cobb Drive. Hadn't been there in a few years. The only woman available was old, overweight, fugly and had a bad attitude. Wouldn't fuck her if she paid me.

I have seen reports of luck at Cedar on FIB, and I have found luck there as well, but it was from someone that I already knew. She is no longer there, but I believe luck can be had if you make some friends. I had luck at Cedar on Thorton once. Did not see a dude.

[MassageAwesome]

So now I wonder if Q only has that one fugly woman working there.

I kinda want to see if that's true or not but when I was there a few months ago she was giving me this mean look. It honestly was scaring the fuck out of me. Who knows, she coulda growled if I stayed longer LOL.

[MassageAwesome]

So after reading some reviews from who I thought to be reliable sources, I decided to take a trip to good ole Buford Hwy for some relief. Upon getting there, I saw a lady outside on the phone swinging her arms. So I was like Oh yeah! Batter up! So I go in and this short goulish looking creature leads me to the 1st room on the right and tells me too take off clothes and lay face down. Oooohh I like it when they talk dirtayy. So I try to rush and take off my clothes and I heard a knock. I jumped and through myself on the table and was ready to get all buttered up. The same lady who was practicing to seeing this bat came in. She also that grease on me and I was ready to get tender. She rubbed and asked how I was doing and then said I had a sexy body. Oh yeah mama! It's about to go down.

She was massaging and rubbing and teasing all over my body. Hehehuhuahaaahhh! She grazed the Boyz multiple times and massaged the crack between my happy cheeks. When she asked me if I was ok again. I said mama you make me feel so good!

Well all throughout she was sending we all the right signals and then it was time for the flip. She rubbed my chest, my thighs and caressed around my whole body. I was rubbing that flat ole bum of hers and then she said the most disturbing thing. As she moved my hand and slapped her thigh. Time is almost up. Urrggghh?

So she moves to the left leg and rubs everything except my happy place and I'm rubbing that little fish chip between her legs. So she oils my hands and says UDO. I said. UDO. I thought she was speaking some other language and I was about to say me no speaka UDO. She said sorry and point to my hand and man and said it again. Ooooohhh. So you want me to touch it myself. I've heard of this happening to my fellow brojos before so I touched him little and said, he dead, without ya hands, he needs you. She didn't budge, she just shook her head No and said so sorry. UNFKKNBELIEVABLE. So the whole time she is doing everything else and sending me all the right signals and she won't even Swing the Bat. She then said, I go get hot towel time is up. I tried again but she said, No sorry. She said this your first time here. So I was like yeah but a good friend of mine told me about Lola. She paused for a bit while drying off all the grease from me and said Lola is not working here. I was so pissed off.

I thought she was surely about it about it. Thought about even adding her to my rotation. Wanted her to swing battabattabatta swing but no dice. I can't believe this btch, I even have her the poutty face and she still didn't help little guy out. So when she left and I went in my wallet and just pulled out $61. Yeah btch only $1 tip for you. Heehe but then when I went to pay I thought I heard her say $50. Dammit. I thought it was $60. And I wanted her to see the $1 tip and I would have been like. So Sorry.

Oh well. I won't ever be going back there again. And I urge you guys. Don't even try unless your luck is better than mine or you want to waste all that predrip goo that come out the pipes. LOL. Mines all gone and my boyz are blue. Now I'm debating on whether or not to spend $ and have old faithful Cherry to pick up where madam dcktease left off. Happy mongering yall. Dilly Dilly!!

I hate when that happens: tease but no please. As far as Lola goes, I'm sure she was there. She prolly getting a lot of requests since a lot of us mongers read this. More requests for her means less money for those who aren’t Lola.

[ThailandBound]

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Why are you reviewing a review and not writing your own?

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[ThailandBound]

I've not read a review that indicates otherwise and my visits were consistent with that. There is a stand up shower to use but to expect anyone to accompany you. Any teasing attempts by your massage provider is just that, followed by a suggestion of "add more time?" to which never ends to your expectation.

Thanks PepeLepU.

I normally ask for Lisa (Chinese name YuYu) for a great massage (Mid 30's, average body and cute but again, by the book). She has asked a couple of times to extend time, but never a hard upsell or pushy. There used to be a younger cuter girl named Sara that I have not seen in a while though may usually be in with customers. There is often an older guy up front and an older lady that minds the back which always struck me as odd.

[RockingPz]

Hi. Guys went to cedar spa on lithia springs.

I went in and was getting up charge before I had massage LOL. Mamasan wanted 20 dollar for table shower. I'm like really?

No thanks.

Overall; a good massage with no teasing and wanted more tip.

Damage 60 in house and /10 tip.

Will not recommend anyone.

Because of attitude of mamsan and the masseuse.