Massage Parlor Reports

[YeOldHornDawg]

"I'll give you 3 tips. Number 1, your massage skills are shit. Number 2, you don't let the customer leave happy. And number 3, you're ugly as shit!

LOL, well damn. I'm sure she thought a simple nyet would've sufficed. Constructive criticism may be just what she needs after she finishes crying into her vodka and potato soup.

[Da Slickster]

Went last week and drew the new girl, Anna. She's a tall Russian, about 5'11, has zero curves...And number 3, you're ugly as shit!

LOL. Harsh.

[Tudai]

I recommend you go to sunshine on pleasant hill it's pricey but worth it.

Exception: Lexi / Lexius not recommended.

[GorosDawg]

Lemon Massage. At least they tried.

Kaina is Indian and means "event or happening". Seems appropriate given all the posts.

[Runon99]

LOL no one really cares about the name.

Lemon Massage. At least they tried.

[Niteluvr]

Went last week and drew the new girl, Anna. She's a tall Russian, about 5'11, has zero curves and is basically a girl with a big body. I was reluctant to stay due to the lack of eye candy but, being too lazy to go elsewhere, I stayed. The only good thing is that Anna seems to have a pleasant personality but she talked my ear off about her childhood in Russia and the cold winters there. The bad:

1. The massage sucked. She went up and down my back with her forearm. Yep, that's it. Spent all the backside time on my back. Didn't touch my glutes or legs.

2. On the flip, she placed a small towel on junior. Told her I didn't need it, to which she replied, "That's just how I do it. " Of course, she refused to let me leave happy.

3. I basically had to wipe most of the oil off of my back as she did such a lackluster job of it. Got dressed and headed to the door.

Anna was sitting at the front desk and, as I reached the door, she said, "Are you going to tip me?" By that time I was outside and the door had almost closed behind me. I opened it back up and said, "I'll give you 3 tips. Number 1, your massage skills are shit. Number 2, you don't let the customer leave happy. And number 3, you're ugly as shit!

[Niteluvr]

Stealing humor from another sub-forum -.

I tried this new thing on the web called Google. A game changer. And this is what I found: 18X Cobb Pkwy SE, Ste 8X, Marietta, GA 3006X.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ietta-ga-75662#rubmaps.

Amazing how easy it is! Now if we can just get all the on the board to follow your lead.

[Niteluvr]

Can someone DM me the number / hours for this one? I can't find it on Google or RM

Google Angel Massage Norcross.

[Niteluvr]

Has anyone tried this new Roswell spot yet? They are advertising grand opening this week on RM.

I Googled the number last week and called but no answer. No clue what is going on with that place.

[MassageAwesome]

CAMPs have got to get more creative in thier names. How many LUs are there in Atlanta? Sunshines? And "S" "Q" "PZ". People are phoning it in. But yeah, that's it.

LOL no one really cares about the name. As long as they're leaving happy hell they could call it Sesame Street Massage (LOL sorry first thing that came to mind with all the letters, plus I do have kids).

[GreaterGator]

LOL Much better choices.

Agreed. It has become a no go for me.

[YesTheyDo]

Can someone DM me the number / hours for this one? I can't find it on Google or RM.

LOL Much better choices.

[Traveller501]

Has anyone tried this new Roswell spot yet? They are advertising grand opening this week on RM.

[Lurker0825]

I'm going to be in Lawrenceville this weekend. Any recommendations on a good AMP in that area?

I recommend you go to sunshine on pleasant hill it's pricey but worth it.

[Horndog Man X]

When I read the name Lily I knew right away it was Sisi in Marietta off Cobb Parkway. She owns Sisi. I assume they open at 9 since they close at 6 and already busy at 10

CAMPs have got to get more creative in thier names. How many LUs are there in Atlanta? Sunshines? And "S" "Q" "PZ". People are phoning it in. But yeah, that's it.