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09-23-21 13:47 #45611
Posts: 310LyMassage strike out
Went by LYmassage (put it together so we can search for it) right after opening recently. The owner / manager was out front cleaning the glass and asked for a massage. She was the only one there but late 40's /50+ blonde / orange highlights with a chest tattoo. Maybe a butterfly. Didn't get the chance to inspect closely (foreshadowing).
Took the 30 min foot /20 min body massage deal on Groupon. Foot massage was pretty good and painful at times. Have had lots in SE Asia. *During the foot massage in walks an AMP 10 w / mask on, not bluffing just super hot bodied 20-30 something, tiny "asian 1 hand ass" with spandex running pants that she hike up coming in so I could see her camel toe, thin, B+ cup, amazing. Right before she sat down and played on her phone on one of the other chairs in the foot massage area.
As an experienced monger I introduced myself in an effort to get some intel for us but to no effect. Ladies switched the subject to my job / travel every time. Sorry bros.
After the foot massage, laid on the sheet that is supposed to cover me for the massage to deter the manager finding it and putting it on. In retrospect this would have been the best move. Put out my standard 40 for happiness and laid down after tucking the twigs and berries out the back as a welcome when the masseuse entered.
My face is in the whole and the manager walks in. I swear I could feel her studder step looking for the sheet, then looking at the cash, sheet, cash, etc.
After an awkward:30 she starts a dry stretching massage. Mr Wang is flopping all around in full view and he us happy. Flopped back on my stomach and tucked him down in full view. Tried the rubbing legs trick. Pulled away, she hopped on my back and tried a reach around. Hands place out of reach. She asked if I wanted a head massage, I said please concentrate in my lower back and legs. What followed is the pinnacle of light touch / no touch teases. I dig a teasing massage but only if it goes somewhere. This didn't.
18 1/2 minutes into the body massage after finally rolling over for her to see Mr. Wang was in pain needing a release, she said I don't massage there. You do. F-that so flipped back and after declining the extra time upsell, I waited for the hot towel.
Tipped 10 and left frustrated. So frustrated in fact, that I drove to Therapy Plus in search of Lexi. She wasnt there and the mamasan gave me the "C'Mon. Baby, got a young sexy girl for you. " Heard the one before and drove home frustrated. T+ has always been gps for me but may try another time if in need.
LY isn't always a strike out. Happiness had in the past. Will TOFTT soon if the young hottie is avail. Dixie out.
Post up if you get lucky w the hottie.
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09-23-21 09:29 #45610
Posts: 140Good on ya.
Originally Posted by AcWorthDude [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 23:21 #45609
Posts: 13634Originally Posted by AcWorthDude [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 23:19 #45608
Posts: 13634Originally Posted by AcWorthDude [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 22:22 #45607
Posts: 432Originally Posted by PepeTheBand [View Original Post]
I stopped in here about 2 -3 weeks ago. There were 2 older women working and an old (white) man sitting on the couch playing on his phone. I just grabbed a card and left. I will have to swing back in and see if Amy is working.
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09-22-21 21:41 #45606
Posts: 432Originally Posted by ComTech42 [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 20:44 #45605
Posts: 682Off day?
Originally Posted by AcWorthDude [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 19:48 #45604
Posts: 432Credit or debit card
Yo, if you lost your credit or debit card at the massage parlor I have it. Picked it thinking I dropped mine on the floor by my clothes. Turns out it isn't mine. I am just going to cut it up and throw it away (unless you ask me to do different).
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09-22-21 18:02 #45603
Posts: 432Yokohama
Anyone been recently? 2 reviews so far and they were not too good.
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09-22-21 16:28 #45602
Posts: 2410Originally Posted by Ripvan12 [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 14:36 #45601
Posts: 166Ease
Brothers-.
Had a SB flake on me one afternoon so decided to jump back to the CAMP scene. Settled on Ease. Busy and tight parking lot on the weekend. Went inside and noticed three ladies roaming the hallways. All looked between late 30's and mid 40's. Not too bad on the eyes. All were wearing skirts. I found that interesting.
Drew Summer. Average body. Not the best massage for those looking to get the knots out but lots of teasing before the flip and stayed where my arms could freely roam up the skirt.
On the flip, she pointed to the man and I nodded. She asked if I tip good. Told her 40. She said for 60 she would get naked. Sure. Full UTC top and bottom. Good technique on the release. 120 OTD, got her number and may repeat. Ripper.
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09-22-21 12:24 #45600
Posts: 13634Originally Posted by CookiesMan [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 12:02 #45599
Posts: 3684Originally Posted by BMack26 [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 10:55 #45598
Posts: 58Originally Posted by MassageAwesome [View Original Post]
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09-22-21 10:49 #45597
Posts: 58Cat Lady
Originally Posted by HighFlyer21 [View Original Post]