Massage Parlor Reports

[Petey1015]

Was he driving a blue Honda minivan? He was scamming up in the triangle area last year.

Triangle canary.

[Brick Job]

This was a 1st for me.

Great Massage, Alpharetta off of Douglas Rd. Avg, older lady and really awful massage. On the flip, she got on top of me and straddled me and started grinding while playing with my nipples. I got under her top and started to get my hand in her pants when she hits me up with the three words I didn't want to hear "You want oil?" Of course I said no so she positions JR so she can grind away while she tells me she can't do. Kicked her off and told her not to play like that. Gave her $60 for the hour and she started in on the tip and how she doesn't have any money. I told her that's not my problem and left.

Any have better luck here?

[Sgt Lurker]

If someplace or provider I have not seen before, I point to the clock when they come for the massage and remind them, 1-hour. If I know they shorted me, I again point to the clock and say, that's one hour?? That usually gets more time. But you are also right, how long does it take to get a towel?

They find ways to cut time all the time.

1) they want to count the time they take you to the room to undress. I do it on 30 seconds. Let's go. But can sometimes wait 5 min or more.

2) get the hot towel. How long can that take, 30 seconds?. Why do they sometime linger. They go chat about you, they grab something to eat quickly. And so forth.

I am a fine when they busy and ask if they can shorten time and usually say will add next time, but don't pretend you gave all the time.

How many times do we get back in the car, full of shame and remorse saying never again just to realize as well that it's been only 40 min.

But 3 days a week later we at it again. Go figure.

[DukeOnion]

Hey fellas,

Needing a little post Covid attention. Has anyone had any good experiences in the Buford / Cumming / Gainesville areas? Seems like things have dried up a little. Thanks for your help.

[Niteluvr]

Pretty much the same for me. House fee in one pocket depending on where I'm going 40/60 in twenties. . Tip money for extras in 20's, a ten for a good massage, no extras. & a $1 bill for a crap massage. . I feel like a 1 dollar tip is more or a slap in the face than nothing at all.

Pretty much what I've done all my mongering life:

1) bring no more than I'm willing to lose.

2) house fee in one pocket, small bills in other pockets by denomination so I can pull out what I need for upgrades / tips. If I have a pocket with $10 bills in it, I can easily pull out just one and make it look like it's all I have.

3) wallet stays in vehicle in hidden compartment.

[AmpVader]

There's no figuring or mystery about it. If you are back at it again in three days after a session of remorse and shame then what you have is a cycle of sad, pathetic, addiction.

Was more a tongue in cheek comment, I think most of us had finished a session and then regretted it in one way or other during this hobby, payed to much, played to much or little head getting the better of us.

[UnknownX]

When I go in a massage parlor I have the house fee in 20's. The rest are in 10's, 5's, and yes, even 1's. Every place I've been in the past year has asked me to pay the house fee upfront. So one pocket will have the fee and the other will have 50 dollars in 1's, 5's, and 10's (I bring 50 in case I get that once in a lifetime out of this world experience). Once my massage is over I get my tip out and give it to her as I walk out. I've tipped below standards due to being shorted on time. And of course the "tease no please" DIY results in, soup guy from Seinfeld voice: no tip for you.

Pretty much the same for me. House fee in one pocket depending on where I'm going 40/60 in twenties. . Tip money for extras in 20's, a ten for a good massage, no extras. & a $1 bill for a crap massage. . I feel like a 1 dollar tip is more or a slap in the face than nothing at all.

[SyD1971]

Was he driving a blue Honda minivan? He was scamming up in the triangle area last year.

This guy drives a relatively new Honda Accord. Walton county.

[HobbyMan51]

They find ways to cut time all the time.

1) they want to count the time they take you to the room to undress. I do it on 30 seconds. Let's go. But can sometimes wait 5 min or more.

2) get the hot towel. How long can that take, 30 seconds?. Why do they sometime linger. They go chat about you, they grab something to eat quickly. And so forth.

I am a fine when they busy and ask if they can shorten time and usually say will add next time, but don't pretend you gave all the time.

How many times do we get back in the car, full of shame and remorse saying never again just to realize as well that it's been only 40 min.

But 3 days a week later we at it again. Go figure.

There's no figuring or mystery about it. If you are back at it again in three days after a session of remorse and shame then what you have is a cycle of sad, pathetic, addiction.

[MassageAwesome]

I'm no expert, tons of guys on here that know the massage game the way I know the SW game. But some simple advice on money. Someone taught me years ago keep it at 10's, what she meant (yes she) was that if you are picking up a SW or getting a massage never bring a bill larger than a 10. So if you walk in the door with 200, then you've got 20 10 dollar bills. I know that also takes planning since most atm's only spit out 20's. But if your seeing someone who isn't your regular you'll never get cheated badly. I've also only "started" with 30 minutes so usually only 40 up front. This way the girl has to work for the other half hour. If you wanting extras she'll have to agree to get the second thirty minutes. Like a previous post said somebody is going to be in charge, if it's you then the money will get you what you want or it will get you back out the door with minimal damage, but if the girl is in control she milk you for every dollar and you'll get nothing for it. Some girls aren't willing to do anything but a basic massage, to me that's a basic 40 dollar massage, if it's descent a 10 dollar tip, but that's it. Which is why I recommend 10 dollar intervals. This way when negotiating or tipping you can get the price where you want it but not so much that your dealing with singles and 5's LOL. When you think that you want to walk out do it, they know as well as you there are other massage shops down the road, they will likely negotiate greatly when you threaten to walk.

When I go in a massage parlor I have the house fee in 20's. The rest are in 10's, 5's, and yes, even 1's. Every place I've been in the past year has asked me to pay the house fee upfront. So one pocket will have the fee and the other will have 50 dollars in 1's, 5's, and 10's (I bring 50 in case I get that once in a lifetime out of this world experience). Once my massage is over I get my tip out and give it to her as I walk out. I've tipped below standards due to being shorted on time. And of course the "tease no please" DIY results in, soup guy from Seinfeld voice: no tip for you.

[SkyWookie]

I'm no expert, tons of guys on here that know the massage game the way I know the SW game. But some simple advice on money. Someone taught me years ago keep it at 10's, what she meant (yes she) was that if you are picking up a SW or getting a massage never bring a bill larger than a 10. So if you walk in the door with 200, then you've got 20 10 dollar bills. I know that also takes planning since most atm's only spit out 20's. But if your seeing someone who isn't your regular you'll never get cheated badly. I've also only "started" with 30 minutes so usually only 40 up front. This way the girl has to work for the other half hour. If you wanting extras she'll have to agree to get the second thirty minutes. Like a previous post said somebody is going to be in charge, if it's you then the money will get you what you want or it will get you back out the door with minimal damage, but if the girl is in control she milk you for every dollar and you'll get nothing for it. Some girls aren't willing to do anything but a basic massage, to me that's a basic 40 dollar massage, if it's descent a 10 dollar tip, but that's it. Which is why I recommend 10 dollar intervals. This way when negotiating or tipping you can get the price where you want it but not so much that your dealing with singles and 5's LOL. When you think that you want to walk out do it, they know as well as you there are other massage shops down the road, they will likely negotiate greatly when you threaten to walk.

[Chisler]

Was he driving a blue Honda minivan? He was scamming up in the triangle area last year.

These low life's are on the same level as a looter imo.

[Worf359]

Went to see my ATF at Angels today. Was told some monger just used "credit card is in my car" trick and ran away without paying.

I want you to know that you are a shameless scammer.

Was he driving a blue Honda minivan? He was scamming up in the triangle area last year.

[AmpVader]

Went to see my ATF at Angels today. Was told some monger just used "credit card is in my car" trick and ran away without paying.

I want you to know that you are a shameless scammer.

Yep, they out there. They also pay by credit card and then cancel the transaction or try and pay with fake $100 bills.

Or cash in the car, need to go to ATM. They have seen it all.

If you cannot afford the hobby, find something else. If you unhappy with the service make it known, don't tip etc.

[SyD1971]

Went to see my ATF at Angels today. Was told some monger just used "credit card is in my car" trick and ran away without paying.

I want you to know that you are a shameless scammer.