General Reports

[Yes808]

To me, that would be "Kaka", because as I know it, "Kaka" means Shit.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...merald/5230670

IMO you can't just alternate vowels and consonants like that.

Maybe she's a soccer fan.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kak%C3%A1

[H Mobius]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

I've repeated with girls who were not made up at all. It was a little disappointing but I stayed because I knew their service and we already had a comfort level established. For a new first time experience though, it can be rough seeing the girl plain; a couple of them have shocked the hell out of me. I left mostly because I could not tell if she was even the girl I came to see; as it was, I did not feel like spending 200 because she was not at all enticing. One highly rated popular girl roaming the AMP looked like an angry man I swear. They best stay in the back when there is monger traffic.

Anyway no you were certainly not wrong. It is fully at the customer's discretion whether to do business or not.

[Bobb Sledd]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

Absolutely not! And you should take it a step further by naming names in a review here on the board.

[Silentone]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

[LoseMoney23]

Can anybody help me earn extra cash so I am able to go to AMP's? I am legit and I am not LE, Rico Suave808 can vouch for me.

Why don't you work overtime? Sell some junks sitting in your house or garage?

[H Mobius]

Be careful about labeling an awful name. Some bro's mother, sister, wife, or daughter might be named Blanche. Don't know how old you are, but some of these so called awful names are generational and were quite popular back in the day. Very few senior citizens nowadays named Paige, but lots named Maude. Just saying.

Yes, probably why the little girl in Despicable Me is named Agnes.

I take exception to the name Bertha because she was one of Rap Reiplinger's voice characters

[H Mobius]

Here are my offerings for the awfullest names for the hottest girls: Blanche. Maude. Gertrude. Bertha. Maybe you have your own favorite worst chick names to add to this list? Okay, that's my first idea. The second idea is for names that are fully paradoxical to the nature of the woman's profession. Short list, and again, maybe you have some to add: Chastity. Holy. Virginia (without the "ia" on the end).

To me, that would be "Kaka", because as I know it, "Kaka" means Shit.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...merald/5230670

IMO you can't just alternate vowels and consonants like that.

[Kalani69]

Here are my offerings for the awfullest names for the hottest girls: Blanche. Maude. Gertrude. Bertha. Maybe you have your own favorite worst chick names to add to this list? Okay, that's my first idea. The second idea is for names that are fully paradoxical to the nature of the woman's profession. Short list, and again, maybe you have some to add: Chastity. Holy. Virginia (without the "ia" on the end).

Be careful about labeling an awful name. Some bro's mother, sister, wife, or daughter might be named Blanche. Don't know how old you are, but some of these so called awful names are generational and were quite popular back in the day. Very few senior citizens nowadays named Paige, but lots named Maude. Just saying.

[ByTheBook]

Some of us complain how a number of Honolulu providers change their names. I understand they have good reasons for doing this. Nevertheless, as has been noted on this board time and again, it is doggone confusing for us mongers to keep track of what provider is called who this week and which AMP she's now selling her womanly charms at, and how do we keep track of our ATFs? Things can get confusing and irritating and downright frustrating and waste time and energy. I do not have a solution to this problem. But since it is the makings of insanity, on top of the fact some of our providers seem to lack imaginations and keep using names other providers have used in the past, or even are STILL using, further confusing the situation, here I offer them wonderful hos some new crazy-creative options, as I said, not to rectify the situation but to add to the nutty Shakespearean farcical atmosphere:

I would like to see the hottest of the girls start using the ugliest names. Why? How the fuck do I know? Maybe if you heard a terrible name it would automatically indicate this girl is a total fox. Only a girl who is that confident in her looks and attractiveness would have the guts to use such a shitty name. Here are my offerings for the awfullest names for the hottest girls: Blanche. Maude. Gertrude. Bertha. Maybe you have your own favorite worst chick names to add to this list? Okay, that's my first idea. The second idea is for names that are fully paradoxical to the nature of the woman's profession. Short list, and again, maybe you have some to add: Chastity. Holy. Virginia (without the "ia" on the end).

If Mongers really use, "Where Are They Now" forum.

This helps with name changes somewhat.

[Viet Whisperer]

Can anybody help me earn extra cash so I am able to go to AMP's? I am legit and I am not LE, Rico Suave808 can vouch for me.

http://now8news.com/donate-a-testicl...this-is-35000/

Here's an idea I'm sure you didn't consider haha.

[Cosmic Kid]

Some of us complain how a number of Honolulu providers change their names. I understand they have good reasons for doing this. Nevertheless, as has been noted on this board time and again, it is doggone confusing for us mongers to keep track of what provider is called who this week and which AMP she's now selling her womanly charms at, and how do we keep track of our ATFs? Things can get confusing and irritating and downright frustrating and waste time and energy. I do not have a solution to this problem. But since it is the makings of insanity, on top of the fact some of our providers seem to lack imaginations and keep using names other providers have used in the past, or even are STILL using, further confusing the situation, here I offer them wonderful hos some new crazy-creative options, as I said, not to rectify the situation but to add to the nutty Shakespearean farcical atmosphere:

I would like to see the hottest of the girls start using the ugliest names. Why? How the fuck do I know? Maybe if you heard a terrible name it would automatically indicate this girl is a total fox. Only a girl who is that confident in her looks and attractiveness would have the guts to use such a shitty name. Here are my offerings for the awfullest names for the hottest girls: Blanche. Maude. Gertrude. Bertha. Maybe you have your own favorite worst chick names to add to this list? Okay, that's my first idea. The second idea is for names that are fully paradoxical to the nature of the woman's profession. Short list, and again, maybe you have some to add: Chastity. Holy. Virginia (without the "ia" on the end).

[Hard808]

Maybe a gofundme page or Kickstarter may generate some cash. Remember the guy getting $80 k when asked for $10 to make potato salad?

Can anybody help me earn extra cash so I am able to go to AMP's? I am legit and I am not LE, Rico Suave808 can vouch for me.

[CoffeeLatte]

Can anybody help me earn extra cash so I am able to go to AMP's? I am legit and I am not LE, Rico Suave808 can vouch for me.

[Kealee29]

If you had to choose between Angel from Hello Kitty, Page from Rejuve, or Linda from Happiness, which would you pick and why?? I'm asking because I've been stuck training for the last 10 days and when I get free from work later this week, I'm making an appointment. I've already experienced all three and enjoyed each session. What are your thoughts?

Really hard to choose but if I had to choose angel would be my choice her skills are superb along with her bbj plus local girls do it better. But on the other hand I love how tiny and bubbly Linda is plus her ts is awesome also.

[Supafli69]

If you had to choose between Angel from Hello Kitty, Page from Rejuve, or Linda from Happiness, which would you pick and why?? I'm asking because I've been stuck training for the last 10 days and when I get free from work later this week, I'm making an appointment. I've already experienced all three and enjoyed each session. What are your thoughts?