Strip Club Reports

[AssEaterNow]

Because, that was hilarious I fell off my chair I was laughing so hard- mahalo for sharing bruh, you the MAN!

The Ass Eater.

OK bruddahz, took one for the team with thick haole Sunny. She's young mid 20s and has cute face and hot lips, but her ass is huge with thick thighs and calfs. Did backroom for $$ yeah I prolly overpaid and wuz slow too. She asked for $$$. Howz that! OK, so she gives me good BBBJ and DATY, then I bang her covered. First mish then she ontop, then she wanted k9.

Dis is where it gets weird. She bends over for k9, and I get nasty and go into lick her puss. Their must be something about fat chicks, but it seemed like she was sweatin from all the pounding and the sweat mustuv gone down her ass crack an into her puss. Maybe fat chicks get some kind of stank shet discharge fluid floatin around the deep folds of the ass, because when the puss tasted like salty shet, just like I took a bite of a shet tube steak. Ho my mouth tasted like shet fo sure. I wanted to taste nasty pussy but tasted like ass. I couldn't breath from my nose, because the taste would come out. Couldn't breath from my mouth, because the whiffs tasted like salty stale doodoo.

Just banged her doggy and blew my nut. She gave me one towel to wipe my tiny dingaling, but instead wiped my tongue and mout off. Yes its gross, because who knows where the towel has been. But then again, my mouth tasted like sewer.

Mahaloz, Jz

[HowlettJames]

Planning a bachelor party. Was thinkin 939 but looking for a place with extras. Please PM me if you got any info.

If you get any info let me know. I'm planning a going away party for one of the guys and that's where he wants to go but idk if it's worth it if there's not extras.

[Jashnl]

Planning a bachelor party. Was thinkin 939 but looking for a place with extras. Please PM me if you got any info.

[UkiSlamma]

Aloha Uki,

Please clear your PM box. Mahalo.

It's cleared. Thanks!

[MonkeyMan115]

Haven't you heard? Karma is a ***** LOL.

Never mind, I'm an idiot. Hah.

[MonkeyMan115]

Haven't you heard? Karma is a ***** LOL.

No, I usually go to 939. I tried to search the thread but couldn't find anything about her. Do tell!

[DickIncider12]

Anyone have any experience with Karma from Ballarinas?

Haven't you heard? Karma is a ***** LOL.

[HogBalls69]

What nights does she work?, can you give brief description? Does she play? TIA.

Aloha Uki,

Please clear your PM box. Mahalo.

[UkiSlamma]

I met her when she was a hostess at HBN. She's currently a hostess at Sundance.

What nights does she work?, can you give brief description? Does she play? TIA.

[MonkeyMan115]

Anyone have any experience with Karma from Ballarinas?

[HogBalls69]

Who is Ni? So she's a former stripper turned streetwalker?

I met her when she was a hostess at HBN. She's currently a hostess at Sundance.

[Big Gulp]

Ni (formerly of HBN) works there six evenings a week. Heard from otherwise a very reliable source that hanging out in the back room is allegedly an option.

Who is Ni? So she's a former stripper turned streetwalker?

[HogBalls69]

Never been in. Any intel. Drove down Queen last night. Saw a streetwalker nearby but I always assume they are 3rd kine, despite looking real.

Ni (formerly of HBN) works there six evenings a week. Heard from otherwise a very reliable source that hanging out in the back room is allegedly an option.

[Guapo Marx]

Never been in. Any intel. Drove down Queen last night. Saw a streetwalker nearby but I always assume they are 3rd kine, despite looking real.

[MitsFunai]

Yup, same with me. I was 19 and my cousin took me. The (in) famous Charlotte Pai was performing.

Her parents when disinherit her. Used to feel bad for her brother because when we go out KB could hear talk about Charlotte from whoever went Stoplight / Arirang; he was obviously bothered by the gossip. Charlotte was one very smart in school but something led her to 'the life,' just like she was in one trance.