Strip Club Reports

[Kapalua]

No way did you ask Vanessa how old she was! You're joking right? Or were you drunk?

Meh... Women can either answer or not. I ask women all the time.

Often I ask too, but if a woman isn't young, I ask about her "age" rather than using the common question "how old are you?" So I avoid using the word "old" with older women.

[Kapalua]

Sorry stupid question since I haven't been out drinking in awhile but where is Misty I?

Misty-I is located at 1224 Kona Street, which is on the mauka side of the street, slightly Ewa of the Piikoi Street / Kona Street intersection and slightly Diamond Head of the Pensacola Street / Kona Street intersection.

[Hypo Luxa]

No way did you ask Vanessa how old she was! You're joking right? Or were you drunk?

Meh... Women can either answer or not. I ask women all the time.

[CheapCharlie]

So anybody know how old Vanessa from Misty-1 really is? I asked her and she said "too old for you baby!" Seems like some of you go back more than 20 years with her. I'm impressed she still looks that good after all those years in the business.

No way did you ask Vanessa how old she was! You're joking right? Or were you drunk?

[Scooby Snakr]

Went to Misty I the other night around 12:30 a.m. First time there for me in a long time and went in a little drunk. Place was practically empty, except for maybe two or three guys and a couple of older dancers. Sat at the bar and while taking my first sip, one of the girls comes up from behind and starts rubbing my shoulders/chest.

Says her name is Vanessa. Petite w/average face, decent body and big fake titties. I thought she was Viet, but said she's Flip and speaks English. Anyway we go to a dark booth in the back and I pay for a $.2 drink. She immediately jumps on my lap with her clothes on and grinds for a little bit. Then she gets off and starts stroking me through pants while making small talk.

Asks if I want a private dance. I ask how much and she said $.4 but she'll "take care" for $1. At this point, I'm rock hard, so I take up her offer.

We go to an even darker booth in the corner (I couldn't even see the money in my wallet, so had to go to bathroom to take out correct amount). She takes off her clothes and proceeds with lap dance.

When song is over, she unzips me and busts out lotion and starts stroking me. I fondle her fake tits and FIV. After a while, she said she'll suck it for a $.4 tip and I agree. I finish with CBJCIM.

By the time we were done, bar was closing. I waited for her to come out of dressing room to get her number so got to see her in the light. Not that impressed with her looks, but decent body and she's still hot for an "older" dancer.

Overall a great experience. Couple of lap dances and good feels and great BJ.

Sorry stupid question since I haven't been out drinking in awhile but where is Misty I? The last Misty I knew was near FN.

[Turboman808]

Went to PP a few nights ago. (For those that are going to PM me, it's downstairs, below Flaming, across Kam Hwy from Zippy's.)

Kinda empty at 10 p.m. The food was good. Reasonably priced. The hostesses were 5's on a scale of 10.

The dancers were pretty hefty. Most of them were 135 lb or more; not my cup of tea. They were Portuguese or Filipino mix. Big ass with big tits. Not very pretty looking.

One skinny haole dancer with bolt ons looked like a crack ho. On her breaks, she went outside and zoned out in the parking lot. Looked like she was waiting for Johns. Probably would've gone to your car if you had some crack.

I don't think I'd go back. The other bars in the complex looked dead.

[Chuck Cheese]

So anybody know how old Vanessa from Misty-1 really is? I asked her and she said "too old for you baby!" Seems like some of you go back more than 20 years with her. I'm impressed she still looks that good after all those years in the business.

[Chuck Cheese]

I think a lot of the waitresses at 939 are generally hotter than the dancers. I find that kind of irritating. Keep waiting for them to put down their trays and jump on stage.

[Hinode]

Maybe it was the three day weekend, (FN opened at 6am on Saturday. Who the hell wants to get up at 530am on a weekend to see the UH Warrors lose worse then they did in the Sugar Bowl and FUCKING pay for the displeasure of it..

Flat out fact. Hot local girls are fucking spoiled. I never date local girls. Only tourists , Fobs and others who aren't fucked up in the head already about what they think they're worth? Does anyone else think that local girls tend to have an attitude of entitlement because there's never enough of them here in Hawaii? I think it's sad because I see so many otherwise cool local guys kowtowing to that bullshit. I've NEVER been pussywhipped and I vow to myself I never will be. Ain't no woman, no matter how hot worth my true manhood and I'm not referring to just my dick. Women use the word ***** as a badge of pride, but to me ***** means prison fucktoy.

I dug out. The coolest person there was the washroom attendant. I tipped him. He earned it in my book.

I love pussy, ass and titties. I love beautiful women. I love sex. But I ain't gonna kiss no ass over it.

LOL..brother BHBH808, you crack me up. Kudos to your post, I edited it just for the parts I wanted to reply back on..

The only REAL people who went to UH/FLA was those who took FLA FTW! Since the Sugar Bowl fucked me over, dumbass me..

Washroom attendant at where? Was it 939/969? What the hell does he do in there, is it like the casinos in Vegas type?

And as far as local chicks go, 20+ somethin; yeah; stuck up bitches, you gotta have some mean game to get some, even though Ive dated nothing but local chicks. Its cool for you to vent your frustrations, I hear ya. You work hard for your money, you want some good customer service. Better to go to an AMP, hard earned money spent, IMHO.

I should cruise with you on the SB scene. Usually the weekends get hella slammed over there tho. One other note; on the FN scene, if you got titty play, was it on stage or in those 'private rooms' now that I see there, with a attendant watching the door..hmm, gotta revisit the SB's, i think..thanks for the great (funny) report!

H

[Jzjz]

Anyone have a good time at Dancers recently. They changed owners and remodeled, but haven't visited much since then. The place looks nicer, but I kinda liked the old layout with more tables and less lights. Had some good times there with sum ATF's. Anyone with info, storys, post or PM.

JZJZ for Obama

[Bhbh808]

Maybe it was the three day weekend, (FN opened at 6am on Saturday. Who the hell wants to get up at 530am on a weekend to see the UH Warrors lose worse then they did in the Sugar Bowl and FUCKING pay for the displeasure of it...geez...Coach Mack's got a tough season ahead of him...) nuff sports.

I tried out hump night at the big 4 at Keaumoku area. Went early, 9ish.God the traffic sucked. Construction was totally fucking up Kapiolani. A dumbass pig almost made me have an accident when he had the stupid idea of shining a maglight in my face as a signal to stop. What the fuck. I should've just kept going or run his fat donut munching pedestrian jaywalking, parking ticket , traffic violation ticket writing ass over. Next time high beam in his face.

I hate pigs. There are cops and there are pigs. Figure it out.

Anyway, Went to RZ. Lot of girls. Good mix. But a fucking weirdass sausage fest. Lotta girls and not too many guys but no one was tipping. All the guys were busy talking amongst themselves. I got bored. There was no energy in the house. No girls were taking it off either. I tipped every girl in there a buck and left. There was one incredible looking Filipina or something girl. No garter. I tried to tip her garter and she tried to take it in the hand and I insisted that I get to at least put the dollar in her shorts. She said she didn't have a garter. Whatever. Maybe I should've put the dollar in her bilot. At least there it would stick.

I put a dollar in the hand of a waiter or a washroom attendant. Not a half naked gorgeous Filipina. Wtf was SHE thinking. No garter? Whatever? Does she want us to BREAK the law? (boo hoo) Appreciate it girl, no one else was tipping . NO ONE.

FN was better. There weren't that many guys and tons of girls sitting around, but the atmosphere was better then RZ just a little. I went to this one hot Asian girl with big titties (c size cups) Name of Jackie. I thought she was Japanese, but she turned out to be a really cool K girl. I tipped her well and made her laugh. Actually, she just was fun to talk to even though she had that Fob me love you long time accent. Jackie has a somewhat above average face, big titties, rock hard firm stomach (fucking washboard abs), soft legs, thighs and super white skin and silky jet black shoulder length hair that smells incredible.

I ended up tipping her about half a buck. Was worth it. Got to do more then I thought was possible. Got some titty and other action. Was fun.

There was this super hot Viet girl I tipped on the side. Petite bod, killer tan . Zero personality.After I finished my beer, I decided to take off. It was past ten and the place was suddenly getting real busy. The number of girls started picking up too. I went to get more ones and came back. This nerdy dork was sitting where I was just a minute before. I wanted to harrangue him a little, but since Jackie was so cool I let him slide. I tipped her a buck and left.

She told me she was taking off for Korea next week for three weeks

.Next stop 969. Dead. Two girls dancing . Two Asian girls One had NOBODY at her stage. She had these cherry blossom or rose tattoos around her crotch area up to her waste. Real heavy work. Couldn't tell if it was good or not (to me a bad tat makes a girl ugly while a hot tat enhances a girl). She just stood there and was real detached and icy even though I was the ONLY one tipping her and I was being nice. I tipped three bucks. On the third dollar I asked her if she were local.Yes. That was the first time she said anything. No personality AT ALL. ZERO. I told her, I'm done, I'm gone.

Flat out fact. Hot local girls are fucking spoiled. I never date local girls. Only tourists , Fobs and others who aren't fucked up in the head already about what they think they're worth? Does anyone else think that local girls tend to have an attitude of entitlement because there's never enough of them here in Hawaii? I think it's sad because I see so many otherwise cool local guys kowtowing to that bullshit. I've NEVER been pussywhipped and I vow to myself I never will be. Ain't no woman, no matter how hot worth my true manhood and I'm not referring to just my dick. Women use the word ***** as a badge of pride, but to me ***** means prison fucktoy.

The bar service sucked too. I ordered a coke which was flat. I had to get an oj. Way too much ice. I tipped a buck when I got the coke, but I had him correct it. I ain't giving even a dollar of my hard earned money if you don't care to give me decent service as a customer. How fucking hard is it to pour a soda? Next time, NO TIP. Remember, when you're in there, it's YOUR money paying their wages, salaries, tips. Without YOU, US, they have and are nothing. That's true of ANY business.

I dug out. The coolest person there was the washroom attendant. I tipped him. He earned it in my book.

SP. Don't waste your time. Yeah, they got their liquor license back but hold your horses till the other places are closed and you're drunk enough to settle for less. Maybe they didn't have the a crew in, but they had one fat chick up there dancing and she was taken. Supply and demand? To me if the supply sucks, I demand to leave and take my dollars elsewhere. That's the law of suppy and demand.I got an oj, tanked it and left. It was so dead, Doorman Robert was inside at the bar nearly nodding off. Wait till 2am for any action here.

I've written this with some attitude. I'm simply asserting my right as a customer who appreciates quality in fun and will reward such (Jackie made more money from me tonight then I spent anywhere else combined ), and won't tolerate less then a decent amount of quality whether it's the bar service, the girls' attitudes/beauty, whatever.

I love pussy, ass and titties. I love beautiful women. I love sex. But I ain't gonna kiss no ass over it.

[Chuck Cheese]

Wow. Did not know of Vanessa's legendary rep. Guess I got lucky.

Total damage for me was 160, which I thought was a deal. She did mention that she's picky about which guys she takes to the back booth, though judging by her rep she may have just been trying to make me feel good.

Will probably try again, though I did not care for the uncleanliness of Misty's.

[Jr 357]

Holy crap, you mean Stargazer Vanessa? Have not seen her in years! Good times with her and that bubble butt. Hopefully the years will have been kind to her as she was a lot of fun to hang with.

[Rhoku74]

Went to Misty I the other night around 12:30 a.m. First time there for me in a long time and went in a little drunk. Place was practically empty, except for maybe two or three guys and a couple of older dancers. Sat at the bar and while taking my first sip, one of the girls comes up from behind and starts rubbing my shoulders/chest.

Says her name is Vanessa. Petite w/average face, decent body and big fake titties. I thought she was Viet, but said she's Flip and speaks English. Anyway we go to a dark booth in the back and I pay for a $.2 drink. She immediately jumps on my lap with her clothes on and grinds for a little bit. Then she gets off and starts stroking me through pants while making small talk.

Asks if I want a private dance. I ask how much and she said $.4 but she'll "take care" for $1. At this point, I'm rock hard, so I take up her offer.

We go to an even darker booth in the corner (I couldn't even see the money in my wallet, so had to go to bathroom to take out correct amount). She takes off her clothes and proceeds with lap dance.

When song is over, she unzips me and busts out lotion and starts stroking me. I fondle her fake tits and FIV. After a while, she said she'll suck it for a $.4 tip and I agree. I finish with CBJCIM.

By the time we were done, bar was closing. I waited for her to come out of dressing room to get her number so got to see her in the light. Not that impressed with her looks, but decent body and she's still hot for an "older" dancer.

Overall a great experience. Couple of lap dances and good feels and great BJ.

So what was your total damage?

Sorry, but I couldn't understand. My guess is 200, but not sure.

[Hypo Luxa]

Seems as if you are new to Vanessa. You can research on this board and find that she is LEGENDARY. Anyway, she is available for FS in the backroom between 200-300 depending on how good your negotiating skills are. I've had her there and in her apartment. She's some good shit! One of the sexiest women in town regardless of her age. Plus, she's really fun to talk to.