Massage Parlor Reports

[Cloe Stone]

Why let "middleman" mamasan take your money when you can put up a few ads on the internet and collect 300 an hour or more? There is so much information for girls to get into escorting on their own on the internet that they don't have to do an internship at the AMP anymore to learn the ropes. Websites have guides written on what to charge, where you'll find clients, what cities are good / bad, how long to stay in a location, how to upsell, etc. And all this information is written by former successful escorts who were pulling in six figures. If you are early 20's and willing to learn you can easily set yourself up for early retirement. I don't expect AMP to go away any time soon but they definitely aren't needed to get in contact with a girl anymore.

Completely agree that the internet has changed things. There are still some good AMPs (Happiness, Rejuve), but the girls are definitely older than a decade ago (along with many of the same girls). It is a lot of work trying to find independent young, cute girls on BP or CL. The good thing about an AMP is you basically get what you go there for. It would be nice if there was an AMP that only had girls in their 20's. If any Mamas are out there, try this concept and the word will get out.

Aloha,

CS.

[Hawaii65]

Hey thanks for the report, I was planning of taking the plunge, but won't. How much was the damage?

Standard fees. 0. 6 house, 1. 4 tip.

[KookyKidd]

Sanho has 4 feet 9 inches providers. I don't know if they're short enough for you.

Hmmm. Might have to check out Sanho and see or better yet sample.

[H Mobius]

Fellow Mongers are there any AMPs out there that have midgets?

That would be interesting, although the ones I've seen around seemed to be quite uptight and I wondered if they could function as good-quality providers in the sex industry. Appendages tend to be very short and it might be awkward or even dangerous for them (especially in the tiled shower room because of the fall hazard) to function as spinners.

That show "Little Women" has some occasional smokin hotties though, including a bodybuilder who would smash my nuts for thinking of them like that.

[HiPickle]

Sanho has 4 feet 9 inches providers. I don't know if they're short enough for you.

LMAO, not. They advertise such, but when I read the reviews and inquire about those tiny tiny Hights, it's BS. Too bad, cause I'd be there for them Uber Spinners in a heart beat if they existed, crap service be damned. LOL.

[Johnny14]

Fellow Mongers are there any AMPs out there that have midgets?

You would be surprised that some female midgets can handle a good sized salami, just look at their physic, wide bottom. So if one is not packing some meat, what can he do when she says "deeper baby, give it to me NOW" when his eight inch is already to the hilt?

[Memahu]

Fellow Mongers are there any AMPs out there that have midgets?

Sanho has 4 feet 9 inches providers. I don't know if they're short enough for you.

[KookyKidd]

Fellow Mongers are there any AMPs out there that have midgets?

[AlohaRicnsa]

Mahalo for the Intel brah.

Sad that things are not the same anymore. I miss the day when I went to Crystal Palace and Classic Cat (back in the 80's). Now is the big Walmart store now over there.

So, any recommendation for AMP? I guess 30's vs 40's are all in the eye of the beholder.

I agree bro, I think the average age of providers at the AMPs have gone up to like the 40's and shit, and the majority of them are the same from 10 years ago.

[Jetli316]

Yes its crazy how much a popular provider makes in a month but then its a fucked up job, doing what they do.

One popular girl was telling me she had 2 days of 15-18 hours of customers (Some guys pay for 2 hour sessions). Each hour is 150. Still, if half those hours are 2 hour sessions, she still fucks a lot of guys. And she is known as a bareback lady.

Funny thing is that she seems to need more money within a week or week and a half. I guess some of these girls have issues we really don't know.

[Puuhale]

I have no problem determining how old a provider is, Asian or non Asian, a MILF is a MILF, nothing wrong with that, as long as I find her attractive.

Yes, me too. Attractive and very nasty. For me, the minimum is DFK, Greek, and COF. But, I'm also old, fat, and ugly. So, wearing a bag over my head may not help.

[Paul Bishay]

A top provider in her prime can pull in up to 30k a month and not just by sheer volume. Not all customers pay only 200. There are some guys with a lot of disposable cash that may pay 500 or more for a favored provider they like.

But providers get used to the easy cash. So easy come and easy go if not wise. Most are not wise with their easy money. Too much spending or poor investment choices. A reason why some have to come back.

If I were a Korean speaking licensed financial adviser, I'd go try and capture this market. Might get some perks along the way too. So anyone with those qualifications might want to try this.

I think the super wealthy have access to an exclusive level of providers that are 10's across the board and do very low volume. In comparison, the popular AMP girls here are like village bicycles. If they want a GF/SO then they get a model.

Never know, might get lucky to catch the interest of a provider who was smart with her money and ready to retire to start a family with a respectful and stable man. Not necessarily a very wealthy man but who can provide a life without struggles. A low probability of happening and of success but I'm sure it has occurred with a couple of past providers. Funny thing is that may rule out more of the young guys because it's mostly the older guys that have the financial security and property equity.

Its a business women enjoy. Make a lot of money and pay zero to very little in taxes. Meet a lot of married guys and figure out that all men can't be trusted. I know of providers that have their own home and investment properties. They have attorneys working for them to help them out if anything comes up. Also, in the business they have people they can call to get them out of a bind. Its like a secret society within the business. Imagine making all that money. And you set your hours, do what you want. Take vacations when you want. Possibly save enough money to open a business.

These women are not stupid an they prey on men in thwir own way.

[Redneck 1]

Any info on this provider?? Photo looks great!

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...-3444/10157842

A quick reverse image search on TinEye produces thirty-six hits showing that the uncropped version of that cropped photo has appeared on a wide variety of websites since at least 2010.

[Miri Kitani]

A top provider in her prime can pull in up to 30k a month and not just by sheer volume. Not all customers pay only 200. There are some guys with a lot of disposable cash that may pay 500 or more for a favored provider they like.

But providers get used to the easy cash. So easy come and easy go if not wise. Most are not wise with their easy money. Too much spending or poor investment choices. A reason why some have to come back.

If I were a Korean speaking licensed financial adviser, I'd go try and capture this market. Might get some perks along the way too. So anyone with those qualifications might want to try this.

I think the super wealthy have access to an exclusive level of providers that are 10's across the board and do very low volume. In comparison, the popular AMP girls here are like village bicycles. If they want a GF/SO then they get a model.

Never know, might get lucky to catch the interest of a provider who was smart with her money and ready to retire to start a family with a respectful and stable man. Not necessarily a very wealthy man but who can provide a life without struggles. A low probability of happening and of success but I'm sure it has occurred with a couple of past providers. Funny thing is that may rule out more of the young guys because it's mostly the older guys that have the financial security and property equity.

Yes its crazy how much a popular provider makes in a month but then its a fucked up job, doing what they do.

[Miri Kitani]

I think a few of the older ones (late 30's and up) do bareback to retain the volume of repeat business. BBBJ or BBFS service was a rarity 10 years ago. When the Chinese came (ie. Empire), it kind of changed the expectations of BB. If CBJ/CFS for the same price and service, would a mongerer choose a provider in her 40's over one in her 20's? Really hard to tell age with the use of extensive makeup combined with the dark and/or red lighting in the AMPs. Best test is to fuck a provider in broad daylight to look for signs of age and extensive makeup.

I have no problem determining how old a provider is, Asian or non Asian, a MILF is a MILF, nothing wrong with that, as long as I find her attractive.