Massage Parlor Reports

[Kapalua]

just to let you know the day time mama is a fucking *****!!!!!!

It might be helpful and interesting for you to explain what happened to make you so strongly dislike the daytime mama.

[Dan1388]

All the providers there tend to be very sweet including the white ones. Just to let you know the day time mama is a fucking *****!

You must be the day time mama Hi! And for the record, not all the white girls there are good. I had Candy and she was the worst ever. I think I posted it on the worst ever thread. By all means avoid her, I have never had a worse experience. I would go into detail however you can look up my review in the other thread. Most of the local girl there gave average or below average service I must say even Honey's service has slipped, speaking of which she just texted me last night.

[Azn Doodz]

Been to pepsi twice now.

First time she greeted me and led me to the room. Told me her name was kim. I think she was cautious I was LE. She put the towel over me which I thought was odd. She gave a long decent massage. On the flip, asked if I wanted "him" massaged and said yes. I will have to agree that her HJ is very good. She brought out her fake guns which she let me suck on but was wearing shorts under her dress. She said next time ask for "Pepsi."

L7/A8/S7 $0. 5 house/$0. 5 tip

I was stoked to see her again but 2nd time I went back it must've been extremely busy. She led me to the room where I waited 20 minutes for her to show up. She rushed through the massage and HJ. She brought out the guns again but didn't let me play. She said next time. I saw her for 20 minutes total after waiting all that time. I know she was just rushing from one guy to the next. I was disappointed. Not sure if I will repeat.

L7/A7/S1 $0. 5 house/$0. 5 tip

[Guy Nuoir]

Thanks for your replies guys. Perhaps a stop in Oahu is in order.
Cheers,
Guy

[Bobby Gunn]

Hopefully we can get back on subject. Lots of people seem to post nothing but questions or useless comments rather than information/experiences these days. RTFF is a very relevant and useful comment. Those who disagree rarely post anything relevant anyway and IMHO are basically lurkers so please ban me so you can't benefit from my posts.

That being said, finally got to check out Lavender. Tried Sam who looks Chinese but is Korean. She seems thin but has a little meat on her. 5'2" or so, 110, B cups. TS, CBJ, CG, Mish, Doggie. She does a massage during the TS which was a first for me. She also did a pretty good massage after. The low rating for looks is because she seems more like a sweet girl next door rather than the hottie at the club and the slight pooch.
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Guy, sorry but as far as I know, you are SOL for Big Island AMPs. I don't think they have enough of a population with disposable income to support a AMP. Still too rural out there.

Out of all the years Ive been mongering on Oahu, you come to expect providers to be asian, between 5' - 5'5, b cups. You can also expect standard services to include ts, cbj, cg, mish and any other position that tickles your fancy. What is out of the norm is for the provider to join you on the massage table and provide a body to body massage on you. You can't expect this service as a standard but when it is provided it is very, very pleasurable. One asian provider massaged my cock from behind as I was laying on my stomach getting the soapy soapy treatment. That was actually pretty nice. And, now I try to request that as part of the TS experience. Most times providers comply.

Lavendar's nice in that the girls are showcased on the couch. And, MS brings in a nice variety of them. You have asian, local, and haole to choose from. Providers from L.A, N.Y, and a few providers from VIP a year or two ago now work at lavendar. MS tends to bring in the younger girls.

Lavendar is located in a high profile area. Across the street from both HMSA and Wal Mart. If you plan a trip during the day and have to be discreet about your visit make sure you go incognito. Bring a change of clothes so you can change into them after you leave the office, gym clothes, as Choi's restaurant is pretty crowded during lunch and HMSA and Wal Mart patrons and workers can easily identify you. Its about a 20 yard walk from Wal Mart's parking lot to lavendar and there are not alot of fixtures blocking your entrance to the facility. Facilities are clean. Beds are not the most comfortable but they do the job and, generally, the girls do not rush you for time, however, MS will knock on the door if your over time.

[Exposed]

Hopefully we can get back on subject. Lots of people seem to post nothing but questions or useless comments rather than information / experiences these days. RTFF is a very relevant and useful comment. Those who disagree rarely post anything relevant anyway and IMHO are basically lurkers so please ban me so you can't benefit from my posts.

That being said, finally got to check out Lavender. Tried Sam who looks Chinese but is Korean. She seems thin but has a little meat on her. 5'2" or so, 110, B cups. TS, CBJ, CG, Mish, Doggie. She does a massage during the TS which was a first for me. She also did a pretty good massage after. The low rating for looks is because she seems more like a sweet girl next door rather than the hottie at the club and the slight pooch.

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Guy, sorry but as far as I know, you are SOL for Big Island AMPs. I don't think they have enough of a population with disposable income to support a AMP. Still too rural out there.

All the providers there tend to be very sweet including the white ones. just to let you know the day time mama is a fucking *****!!!!!!

[Lip Licker]

Hopefully we can get back on subject. Lots of people seem to post nothing but questions or useless comments rather than information/experiences these days. RTFF is a very relevant and useful comment. Those who disagree rarely post anything relevant anyway and IMHO are basically lurkers so please ban me so you can't benefit from my posts.

That being said, finally got to check out Lavender. Tried Sam who looks Chinese but is Korean. She seems thin but has a little meat on her. 5'2" or so, 110, B cups. TS, CBJ, CG, Mish, Doggie. She does a massage during the TS which was a first for me. She also did a pretty good massage after. The low rating for looks is because she seems more like a sweet girl next door rather than the hottie at the club and the slight pooch.
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B-7
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A-9

Guy, sorry but as far as I know, you are SOL for Big Island AMPs. I don't think they have enough of a population with disposable income to support a AMP. Still too rural out there.

[Justin H]

BTW The girl that was named Linda, was she a short Vietnamese girl w/ an accent?
I had this girl named linda when I used to go to this Amp Above club Laimu on Keeamoku st. Also had this girl named Joanne and a Haole lady name Pam.
I think the name of the place was called Aloha TLC.

Went to Golden for the first time last night. Golden has to be one of the cleanest MPs that I've been to. Paid the .5 house fee to MS and asked for a young girl. She sent in Terri.

Terri looks to be on the younger side, claimed to be 23. Cute Korean. Very tall. She must be about 5'8" or 5'9". Kind of soft body. More like baby fat. Nice natural C's with small nips. Natrual, hairy pussy (I prefer shaven) with a nice clit when it's swollen. She claims that she is the best one there. So off came her clothes and the fun started.

She got wet very quickly with just a little teasing of running my fingers lightly over her body. DATY and she was moaning and quivering a lot. Her body seems very sensitive and the longer the session went on the more responsive she got. The whole experience was actually very GFE. She wanted to kiss and cuddle a lot. I know a lot of you guys are against this, but she let me go uncovered. I think it was because she was really into the session. After going down on her for a while, I kissed my way up her body and she pulled me close to kiss her. She said that she was going to put on the condom. I told her that's okay and to just give me a HJ. That's when she pulled me into her and said make sure I don't cum inside. Mish, scissors, doggie, then cowgirl. I told her I was ready to cum and she got off to finish with HJ. She wiped me up and wanted to cuddle.

After a couple of minutes she let me shower. When I came out of the shower, she wanted me to stay longer since it was slow. I told her I had to go home to get to bed since it was pretty late. She started teasing and said I could sleep there. I've had GFEs at AMPs before, but this one seemed more genuine, especially since we did everything BB. She kept kissing me and joked about me making her my girlfriend, but that kinda scared me. It remined me of a time years ago when Rainbow 7 was on Makaloa. There was a provider working there for a while named Linda. Had a quite a few sessions with her, even went out a couple of times to eat afterwards. She always allowed me BB action. However I started getting scared when she started turning possessive and saying that she loved me. Kinda freaked me out especially the way that she looked at me, you know the way a SO looks at you with loving eyes!! Psycho!!

Okay, sorry I got sidetracked, back to Terri. Overall great experience. .5 to house and $1.4 to Terri. I will definitely repeat!! (Unless she turns psycho too!!)

L=8 / S=10 / A=10

[Nautboi808]

Went to Golden for the first time last night. Golden has to be one of the cleanest MPs that I've been to. Paid the .5 house fee to MS and asked for a young girl. She sent in Terri.

Terri looks to be on the younger side, claimed to be 23. Cute Korean. Very tall. She must be about 5'8" or 5'9". Kind of soft body. More like baby fat. Nice natural C's with small nips. Natrual, hairy pussy (I prefer shaven) with a nice clit when it's swollen. She claims that she is the best one there. So off came her clothes and the fun started.

She got wet very quickly with just a little teasing of running my fingers lightly over her body. DATY and she was moaning and quivering a lot. Her body seems very sensitive and the longer the session went on the more responsive she got. The whole experience was actually very GFE. She wanted to kiss and cuddle a lot. I know a lot of you guys are against this, but she let me go uncovered. I think it was because she was really into the session. After going down on her for a while, I kissed my way up her body and she pulled me close to kiss her. She said that she was going to put on the condom. I told her that's okay and to just give me a HJ. That's when she pulled me into her and said make sure I don't cum inside. Mish, scissors, doggie, then cowgirl. I told her I was ready to cum and she got off to finish with HJ. She wiped me up and wanted to cuddle.

After a couple of minutes she let me shower. When I came out of the shower, she wanted me to stay longer since it was slow. I told her I had to go home to get to bed since it was pretty late. She started teasing and said I could sleep there. I've had GFEs at AMPs before, but this one seemed more genuine, especially since we did everything BB. She kept kissing me and joked about me making her my girlfriend, but that kinda scared me. It remined me of a time years ago when Rainbow 7 was on Makaloa. There was a provider working there for a while named Linda. Had a quite a few sessions with her, even went out a couple of times to eat afterwards. She always allowed me BB action. However I started getting scared when she started turning possessive and saying that she loved me. Kinda freaked me out especially the way that she looked at me, you know the way a SO looks at you with loving eyes!! Psycho!!

Okay, sorry I got sidetracked, back to Terri. Overall great experience. .5 to house and $1.4 to Terri. I will definitely repeat!! (Unless she turns psycho too!!)

L=8 / S=10 / A=10

[Nautboi808]

Anyone tried this one?

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/724313497.html

Called to find out more info. She said she charges $1.2 for 1 hour "full body" massage. Also called Kyanna who said her rate is $1.5. for the same thing. Previous report says Kyanna gave a good massage with HE. IMHO $1.5 or even $1.2 sounds like a lot for a HJ. I think they work out of the same place.

[Rhoku74]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy Nuoir

I'll be visiting the Big Island and would appreciate any leads on good AMPs of providers. Feel free to PM. Happy to recipricate if your in my neck of the woods.

Thanks,

Guy

I think your best bet is to go to a bar and descretly ask around. I've done this a few times. Its hit or miss. Got lucky one time because there was a know "provider" in the bar with her friends.

[Viper78]

I'll be visiting the Big Island and would appreciate any leads on good AMPs of providers. Feel free to PM. Happy to recipricate if your in my neck of the woods.

Thanks,

Guy

Your outta luck for MP on the Big Island. Not sure about providers, last time I checked they werent all that good looking.

[Guy Nuoir]

I'll be visiting the Big Island and would appreciate any leads on good AMPs of providers. Feel free to PM. Happy to recipricate if your in my neck of the woods.
Thanks,
Guy

[Aaron Colt]

Dan1388,

I get what you are saying, but for someone with 29 questions, comments, and other similar posts out of 31, I really think you are the wrong guy to be lecturing. See exhibit one above. I'll try to stick to the International thread, or PM'ing info instead.

For what it's worth, I deleted my last post and will delete this one shortly too.

Peace,

AT2

Myths:

1. The quantity of posts makes you the all knowing monger.

2. The length of time you've been a member contributes to your credibility as a monger. #1 and #2 creates a fraternity environment where older members bond with each other and likely provide very little information to new members. You will notice the RTFF post with a lot of these mongers. Stay away, they will provide you with little current information on the hobby than the one's that share their first time experiences.

3. Reporting on "seasoned" providers adds to your reputation of being a monger that contributes useful information. Really, I do not really care to read what provider is the flavor the month. Why jump on the bandwagon?

4. Withholding names/locations is useless information.

Facts:

1. Mongering is an easy hobby, the more you partake the better your educated. This applies all over the world. If your mongering in your hometown, its better to go without a wingman. Foreign destinations, its wise to have a wingman.

2. Mongering different variety of providers (I. E. Streetwalkers, escorts, AMPs, kbs etc.) adds to your experience and overall education of the hobby. Follow your gut instinct. This foresight improves with experience.

3. Mongering in Oahu is very straight forward, pick up a pennysaver or honolulu weekly, or look for the neon open sign. Find a location, visit establishment, ring door bell, ask mama to see providers, if declined, offer incentive to mama (doesnt hurt if your new to the establishment, mama likes it and will show you line up, if not your choice leave or stay) subsquent visits mama will show you lineup without question. Pay mama house fee. If too much for you, leave, hobby is likely to expensive for you. Mama shows you to room, provider walks in, ts optional. If provider asks for fee up front, likely experience will be unpleasant. You have more control of services provided if you pay after. From this point on its all upon YOU. Listen, dogs in heat do not need directions to bone a stray *****! Why should you?

[Lkjhgf]

I recently got a massage from Mei Ling at CM's and found out that she did not get married. She said that someone is trying to scare away her customers in retaliation for something she did not even do. This person has been trash talking her and spreading numerous lies and falsehoods about her behind her back. Even I almost didn't go back to see her after I heard the bogus claim that she had just been married. The afternoon I saw her, she said that she had massaged only one other customer besides me. Who knows how much income she has lost because of the lies.

Mei Ling knows that people are posting things about her on the internet. That being the case, you can understand why she might be cautious with new customers and even some old ones. It reminds me of the classic situation of a high school girl making out with a classmate she likes and then discovering the next day that everyone in school knows about it except that all the details have been exaggerated. Worst of all, all of her fellow classmates believe the story. How do you think that girl would feel?

Guys, here's a tip, if you talk to a service provider and in the course of your conversation she tells you something that she normally wouldn't disclose, don't bring it up on this forum. It is like posting a neon sign telling the provider what your user name is on this website. For example, if a provider tells only you a story about what she ate for lunch that day and then you write about it, don't you think that she will be able to figure out who wrote it? If you don't care if the provider knows it was you, then go for it. At least you will be writing from first hand information rather than passing on an unconfirmed rumor.

Mei Ling is a nice lady who is just trying to get by in life in our tough local economy. I know that she doesn't want to jeopardize her livelihood on account of customers who don't know how to be discreet. She gives a good massage and I would recommend her to any decent guy out there. However, if you are mentally imbalanced or lack common sense, consider getting your massage from someone else. The same applies to Jean who is another nice lady.

ML, She also have sent funds home to help with food and housing for the family, most of the provider are good people, and like you said just trying to make a living.

Mahalo