Massage Parlor Reports

[Honolulu1]

I don't have the balls to call and investigate, but sure is some flagrant advertising right there. 🤣.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/808-6...03957-21900243

Anyone try?

Geez Hi Pickle, the ad should just say, we no do massage here, we have plenty "Sex". We get first timer, amateur, porn actress too. What position you like Hunnei! C'Mon. Girls, no need be so open about what goes on at your place. It just open eye for LE, Bldg Managemt, ICE, Prosecutor s Office, etc. Just saying. Hono1.

[HiPickle]

I don't have the balls to call and investigate, but sure is some flagrant advertising right there. 🤣.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/808-6...03957-21900243

Anyone try?

[HiPickle]

Showed up to this place advertised as 5'o spinner, got a girl 5'7 Chinese smelled like an ash traywho spoke zero English and demanded all up front and then stripped me naked standing in middle of room and stares at my unit for a second, then points at the bed. All the romance of a military physical. Dead fish action, no pop, left with my clothes smelling like ld been rolled around in charred cig butts. Good luck and pm me if you get better time.

Cityxguide thread #208. It's hard when you have lots of threads to deal with. I was responding to one review within that thread, so posted my experience there. Turns out, I went to the wrong place that I thought the poster was referring to. 😕.

[DeepBlues]

Does any of our fellow mongers know where this location is in Aiea and Halawa?

https://cityxguide.photos/ads/beauti...-6950-12974449

Thanks!

- DN.

Showed up to this place advertised as 5'o spinner, got a girl 5'7 Chinese smelled like an ash traywho spoke zero English and demanded all up front and then stripped me naked standing in middle of room and stares at my unit for a second, then points at the bed. All the romance of a military physical. Dead fish action, no pop, left with my clothes smelling like ld been rolled around in charred cig butts. Good luck and pm me if you get better time.

[DeepBlues]

Does any of our fellow mongers know where this location is in Aiea and Halawa?

https://cityxguide.photos/ads/beauti...-6950-12974449

Thanks!

- DN.

Showed up to this place advertised as 5'o spinner, got a girl 5'7 Chinese smelled like an ash traywho spoke zero English and demanded all up front and then stripped me naked standing in middle of room and stares at my unit for a second, then points at the bed. All the romance of a military physical. Dead fish action, no pop, left with my clothes smelling like ld been rolled around in charred cig butts. Good luck and pm me if you get better time.

[KoaDaddy1]

Does any of our fellow mongers know where this location is in Aiea and Halawa?

https://cityxguide.photos/ads/beauti...-6950-12974449

Thanks!

- DN.

It is located on Aliipoe Drive (single family house). I guess you can park on the street or in the garage.

[DreadNaught]

Does any of our fellow mongers know where this location is in Aiea and Halawa?

https://cityxguide.photos/ads/beauti...-6950-12974449

Thanks!

- DN.

[Mililanial]

Thank you for this review! I usually don't like CC cause I like to get a lineup and more stable providers and several reviews. Took a chance and was rewarded. All I can say was your review was pretty much spot on for me. I got a great massage that at least temporarily loosened my back. Then on the flip got treated when she took off her top to reveal ample natural DDs. Awfully nice rack that was soft and pillowy. CBJ (asked for cover) then CG and mish. Couple more positions to a huge pop. She was tight and I am not big. Tiny woman, huge rack, great personality, accommodating, score!

Will repeat! So long as she is still here.

Peace out,

Doggie.

And my thanks to FCH300 who turned me onto to Mia. She was for me a dream wife, but I understand there's a line for her hand.

[Doggiestyle98]

Thank you for the 911 on Mia. I can see why why is high on your list. Just started my own list and she is the top cat.

From the moment she answered the door, I knew she was a keeper. She was so bubbly and cheerful and she seemed genuinely interested in me. The #905 unit is the smaller end unit at CC and has only two rooms but was nicely decorated and extremely clean. There was calming new wave music in the background and the lighting was perfect. She led me to the bigger room where there were two massage tables.

Her english was outstanding, her eyes bright and wide, and her breasts were bound by a bra that was two sizes too small. Shower? She asked and before she turned around I had stripped off my clothes and was tugging at her to join me in the shower. She took off her black lace bra and panties and hopped in the stall. I couldn't take my eyes off her beautiful breasts, size C at least, bordering on D although because of her small frame, they were quite exquisite. She started the water, feeling to make sure it was the proper temperature and began soaping my body. As you can imagine she made sure to lay on the lather on herman. I threw my head back in ecstasy. Okay? She asked making sure I was not orgasming.

She proceeded to rub her body up and down on herman, causing him to stand at an amazing 80 angle, nearly fully straight up. God I love this woman. She washed off the soap and inserted herman into her willing mouth. She began playing with the twins all the while the warm water was streaming down our bodies. She made sure to pause occasionally to make sure I was okay (and not coming though I was close). She then grabbed herman and began to stroke him with a reverse handstroke (thumb down). I almost lost it and had to steady myself against the shower walls. God I love this woman.

She quickly rinsed herself off and hopped out of the shower and had me follow her to the massage room. $200 she announced. I gladly paid and would have been happy if it was over then. But she threw me on one of the massage tables and began what is going to be one of the best blow jobs I have ever experienced. She moved up and down on herman, rhythmically using her hands and her mouth in just the right pressure and speed. She made the most glorious slurping noises and she would make eye contact that just drove me crazy. Again she would occasionally stop to ask if I was okay. All I could say was mmmmmgawdgggggooooddnssstoppp.

I could go on about how great she is but I'll leave that up to the reader to discover for himself. It goes without saying that what followed after she brought out the raincoat was the best fuck session ever experienced by this newbie monger. Of course YMMV, but no one does CG, RCG, squatting CG, Doggie, Piledriver and standing MISH like this woman I love. I asked her to marry me and she just giggled and said you come back often okay? Mia, wild horses couldn't drag me away! I love you, marry me please.

https://honoluluhi.assortlist.com/massagespa/a10470988

Thank you for this review! I usually don't like CC cause I like to get a lineup and more stable providers and several reviews. Took a chance and was rewarded. All I can say was your review was pretty much spot on for me. I got a great massage that at least temporarily loosened my back. Then on the flip got treated when she took off her top to reveal ample natural DDs. Awfully nice rack that was soft and pillowy. CBJ (asked for cover) then CG and mish. Couple more positions to a huge pop. She was tight and I am not big. Tiny woman, huge rack, great personality, accommodating, score!

Will repeat! So long as she is still here.

Peace out,

Doggie.

[BotoMoco]

What a sad state the MP scene is in right now. No real hotties with superior service and just average or below average chickadees. My ATF cam is gone and have yet to find someone to replace her. Any recommendations boys?

[Mililanial]

I think it depends on where you go but in my experience it's just double the fun for 1 hour. 2 x house fee, 2 x standard tip, single pop. 4 hands just means 2 girls. Sometimes you can get a discount if they're slow and sometimes you get 2 pops if they feel like it. Times have changed with all these places closing so I don't know where you can go to score 2 good providers. I know CC is upsell city when it comes to 4 hands so I'd generally stay away from there although I did have a good experience with 2 younguns at Vanilla Spa (Apple / Bella) on the 25th flr last year. Back in the day the best was Empire where you could visit a secret second floor to have double the fun. That shit was unreal, especially with their deep stable of hot well trained providers.

Nice way to treat yo self fo sho. Hope you find some good ones and have a happy HAPPY bday!

Thanks brah! I'll follow your lead with Vanilla Spa.

[ExoticKnight]

With my birthday coming up, I thought to treat myself to a "4 hands" massage. Can someone explain how this works? How much does it cost? Is it like $. 5 each plus. 6 for mamasan? Does it include FS x 2? In 1 hour? Can anyone recommend an AMP that they've had a positive experience. Or two providers that work together well? Thanks in advance for the intel.

Mililanial.

Oh anything's possible. You just got to show them the $$ Been there, done that!

Have Fun Good Luck.

[PrivateOstrich]

Are there any places that do lineups to see all the girls? I've read a few places have girls sitting on a couch or something like that but can't remember the name of the place. I've always wanted to see a lineup. Do you have to ask the mamasan or is that only a special thing for regulars?

[DallasCowboys8]

With my birthday coming up, I thought to treat myself to a "4 hands" massage. Can someone explain how this works? How much does it cost? Is it like $. 5 each plus. 6 for mamasan? Does it include FS x 2? In 1 hour? Can anyone recommend an AMP that they've had a positive experience. Or two providers that work together well? Thanks in advance for the intel.

Mililanial.

I think it depends on where you go but in my experience it's just double the fun for 1 hour. 2 x house fee, 2 x standard tip, single pop. 4 hands just means 2 girls. Sometimes you can get a discount if they're slow and sometimes you get 2 pops if they feel like it. Times have changed with all these places closing so I don't know where you can go to score 2 good providers. I know CC is upsell city when it comes to 4 hands so I'd generally stay away from there although I did have a good experience with 2 younguns at Vanilla Spa (Apple / Bella) on the 25th flr last year. Back in the day the best was Empire where you could visit a secret second floor to have double the fun. That shit was unreal, especially with their deep stable of hot well trained providers.

Nice way to treat yo self fo sho. Hope you find some good ones and have a happy HAPPY bday!

[Mililanial]

With my birthday coming up, I thought to treat myself to a "4 hands" massage. Can someone explain how this works? How much does it cost? Is it like $. 5 each plus. 6 for mamasan? Does it include FS x 2? In 1 hour? Can anyone recommend an AMP that they've had a positive experience. Or two providers that work together well? Thanks in advance for the intel.

Mililanial.