Massage Parlor Reports

**Bp1112** · 01-10-07 00:08

Originally Posted by Tampa Bum

Also, we are getting off topic.

I'm curious as to whether Osaka is actually permanently closed at this point. I swore it off, but from it did add a certain flavor to the local scene. Plus, I did like the women there. That nice, asian desire to service is kind of hard to beat, and you couldn't argue with the prices. I'm hoping that the senior members find a suitable replacement, and maybe don't over-broadcast? The trick is that for every one monger that posts, there are at least ten that read. This board made a lot of money for the Osaka owners, but I'd bet that we were at least partially responsible for the current closing.

On another note, as far as Real Dolls go, I was having a conversation the other day with a friend about those. She just thought the idea was funny, and I told her that I couldn't see spending $1k+ on something that didn't give me the wiggle and giggle of a real girl. Frankly, I won't spend $30 on a Fleshlight when I can buy a set of socks.

Try it - if you think so much on spending $30, then you will miss out on lot of things in life. Technology is progressing by leaps and bounds - keep your eyes open and take advantage of it and don't be left behind.

**Vitamin P** · 01-08-07 02:08

I made the rounds today to check status in Tampa.

Osaka closed.

Bankok closed.

J-Spa on Gandy closed. The "open" sign was on but no one answered the phone or the door.

J-Spa on Kennedy closed for remodeling. They've been hiring American licensed massage therapists.

Sunshine on West Shore open.

Yokohama and Nagoya open, but nervous.

Service at Yoshiko was excellent. Didn't see any fat white women.

Looks like the AMP glory days in Tampa are taking at least a temporary hiatus.

**Mike Wazowski** · 01-08-07 01:56

Originally Posted by Tampa Monger

Yeah, that's weird! Where the hell did it go? I posted to that thread and now it's gone.

Actually, there were a number of new threads, all started by Horny Yankee. Only one remains, now. I was wondering the same thing, as to why they disappeared. The conversation in the lingerie shop thread was civil. There was also quite a bit of people taking part in the conversation, weighing out the pros and cons.

I was wondering if it went astray and got removed.

**Tampa Monger** · 01-07-07 23:52

Originally Posted by John Kelly

Did I have a dream, or was a category for 'lingerie shops' recently added? And now it has disappeared? Any explanations? I remember reading one post on there about a positive experience at a shop, which I found interesting considering that Osaka is riding the bubble ref closing. I don't remember who wrote it, or the name of the shop, but I would like to be reminded what it was.

Yeah, that's weird! Where the hell did it go? I posted to that thread and now it's gone.

**Tampa Bum** · 01-07-07 22:23

Also, we are getting off topic.

I'm curious as to whether Osaka is actually permanently closed at this point. I swore it off, but from it did add a certain flavor to the local scene. Plus, I did like the women there. That nice, asian desire to service is kind of hard to beat, and you couldn't argue with the prices. I'm hoping that the senior members find a suitable replacement, and maybe don't over-broadcast? The trick is that for every one monger that posts, there are at least ten that read. This board made a lot of money for the Osaka owners, but I'd bet that we were at least partially responsible for the current closing.

On another note, as far as Real Dolls go, I was having a conversation the other day with a friend about those. She just thought the idea was funny, and I told her that I couldn't see spending $1k+ on something that didn't give me the wiggle and giggle of a real girl. Frankly, I won't spend $30 on a Fleshlight when I can buy a set of socks.

**Bp1112** · 01-07-07 21:53

Have you guys tried Senso - called Nicole's Senso Fondle My Pussy Stroker ( made by California Exotic ). Cost about $30. Very good. Secret to using any such product is using generous amount of lubricant.

**Bp1112** · 01-07-07 21:40

Fellows, if you talk too much about good things, then bad things will happen.

Anyway, here is the alternative , as another member has suggested. Real doll. Actually there are many companies that manufacture such dolls. These are not your junk plastic inflatable dolls that you see on sitcoms. These are good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll - look for CybOrgasMatrix.

Howard Stern once said it was the best sex he had - and he was not joking. CybOrgasMatrix website actually demonstrates how the flesh/boobs etc. react to touching and fondling. You should definitely check them out.

You can actually buy a torso for $1000 though - that is what 5-6 HJ. You can have your choice of face from a list of faces. I am sure you will find some Asian faces. You can customize these dolls in other ways too.

**John Kelly** · 01-06-07 22:52

Did I have a dream, or was a category for 'lingerie shops' recently added? And now it has disappeared? Any explanations? I remember reading one post on there about a positive experience at a shop, which I found interesting considering that Osaka is riding the bubble ref closing. I don't remember who wrote it, or the name of the shop, but I would like to be reminded what it was.

**IrishMale** · 01-06-07 20:51

Originally Posted by Knight Stalker

Last I heard, it's really bad at the moment. They think they are going to close any day now. Only one girl on duty at a time. 30 min sessions only. Which is really like 15 minutes. TS was done by Mamasan then rushed into room. Waited for the one girl. About a minute of light rubbing on back, no massage then flip over. After that, was quickly encouraged to dress and rushed out the door.

Best of luck on the search for the new Osaka as it seems the original just isn't the same anymore.

Knight Stalker

As of Saturday, January 6 they were still advertising in the Tampa Tribune on a daily basis.

**Knight Stalker** · 01-05-07 14:17

Last I heard, it's really bad at the moment. They think they are going to close any day now. Only one girl on duty at a time. 30 min sessions only. Which is really like 15 minutes. TS was done by Mamasan then rushed into room. Waited for the one girl. About a minute of light rubbing on back, no massage then flip over. After that, was quickly encouraged to dress and rushed out the door.

Best of luck on the search for the new Osaka as it seems the original just isn't the same anymore.

Knight Stalker

**Horny Yankee** · 01-04-07 21:22

[QUOTE=Drew Park]...and if it is, what is the fallback?

Bangkok was also closed last time I looked and someone reported fat white chicks were at Yoshiko.

What's an AMP go'er to do?[/QUOTE ]Well someone has to take one for the team. And maybe go to a different amp in Tampa. I am planning on going to an amp. Maybe this Thursday or Friday. But the only one I no that provides FS is Osaka. For a cheap price anyway.

**Drew Park** · 01-04-07 20:31

Originally Posted by Horny Yankee

So is Osaka really closed or not?

...and if it is, what is the fallback?

Bangkok was also closed last time I looked and someone reported fat white chicks were at Yoshiko.

What's an AMP go'er to do?