Massage Parlor Reports

[Amd123]

Visiting Tampa soon. Any MPs here with big tits?

[Brasky]

Previous reports say self service shower. I was fresh showered and didn't ask. Cheers.

This place sounds amazing. Do they have a table shower or is it the wrong county?

[Dr Willy]

So, I drove out to Orlando to visit Kiki and everything you read on here is true about her. Her english is good so no issues in trying to understand her and she was wearing her kitty ears. One thing that was mentioned here is people are getting a one hour appointment for two roses but it's actually just 45 minutes for me. Did they short me 15 minutes? At any rate it was a good appointment and the only thing I didn't like was the I4 traffic!

If you saw the "Kiki" at A2 Spa (fairly new place at the location of what was formerly (and still Google-able as) "May Spa" on Orange Blossom Trail), then, no, you did not get shorted. Their standard offering is a 45-minute session for 200, which is usually paid in TOTAL upfront (no additional tipping). A2 Spa has recently become the landing spot for quite a number of the girls that formerly worked at the now-closed "Milk Massage", so they seem to be continuing on with the old Milk Massage fee schedule. The former "manager-ess" at Milk Spa, the lovely Keiko, still hasn't reappeared, so the conventional wisdom is that SHE is still laying low after the Milk closure and some of the girls got together and turned up at A2.

Many of the other "hot" places in Orlando run 80+160 (240 total) for a full 60 minutes. At one point, more than a year ago, they started matching the Milk pricing of 200 for 45 minutes, but only if you ASKED for it. Over time, they seemed to move away from that and those places started limiting the 200 rate to just 30 minutes... many guys griped about that, but those other AMPs are now pretty much sticking to 30 minutes for 200, whereas you'll still get 45 minutes at A2.

Next time I will just go there on a early weekend morning when the traffic isn't so bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! Sorry to let you know that "Disney Traffic" doesn't take the weekend off! Over the last few years, I-4 has become a PARKING lot in the eastbound direction SEVEN DAYS A WEEK from early morning until, AT LEAST, midday or later, and this occurs from around mile-marker 50 to around mile-marker 62 to 65, then it frees up a bit, then clogs up again a few miles later. In the afternoon, I-4 westbound is a parking lot from right where "World Drive" (mile-marker 62) dumps huge volumes of traffic from Magic Kingdom/Epcot/etc. onto west-bound I-4, creating quite a bottleneck of merging traffic. The sorry thing about all that is that, for whatever reason, the Transportation-Wizards responsible for planning traffic flow seem to have failed to provide enough alternate routes or roadways for that traffic. Anyway, you're gonna hit delays almost any time of day or night, unless you want to travel between midnight and 6am, then get breakfast at Denny's until the AMPs start opening up around 9am. LOL!

[AirTouchOne]

So, I drove out to Orlando to visit Kiki and everything you read on here is true about her. Her english is good so no issues in trying to understand her and she was wearing her kitty ears. One thing that was mentioned here is people are getting a one hour appointment for two roses but it's actually just 45 minutes for me. Did they short me 15 minutes? At any rate it was a good appointment and the only thing I didn't like was the I4 traffic! Next time I will just go there on a early weekend morning when the traffic isn't so bad.

[Skin87]

Thanks to Dancer12's review I made a visit to 16X Happy Feet and this one could be a hidden gem! I met 2 nice looking Asian MILF's, Lisa and Nancy, both good attitude, eager to please and play. I thought the gals looked on par for 2nd tier AMP. They're not as hot at Yoko or PT or Palace or Vinca et al, but certainly not old fuglies. Lisa appeared to be the older, looks upper 40's to 50's, with a banging body and Nancy was slightly younger, looks high 30's to 40's, with bigger tits and a softer body type. You can probably add 10 years easy for real ages. LOL. Lisa has a tighter bod, smaller perky tits and shaved kitty. Nancy has more curves with bigger natural tits and giant areola like pepperoni and small Bush. I would not call either of them fatty's, Nancy does have a little rice belly, unless using a strict gym nazi definition of fatty.

Started with short light massage with lots of teasing and groping, including some FIV with Nancy getting her warmed up. They started a slow HJ with me still face down hips raised; one slow stoking and one playing with my balls, then switch and repeat. I was rock hard in no time and ready to flip. After the flip, they both ditched every shred of clothing immediately and were ready to play. I had 4 tits, 2 pussies and 2 asses to play with, I was like a kid in a candy store! After a lot of mutual 3 way groping, sucking tits, FIV and LFK, they got me settled in for the finale. Lisa jumped on the table between my legs, while Nancy came up to my head. I was sucking Nancy's tits and FIV while she played with my balls and Lisa stoked the best HE I've had in a while, variable speed and pressure etc, not the lame AMP jackhammer shit. Someone was playing with my starfish as well. Absolute bliss. The only thing better would have been one riding my cock and one riding my face!! Blasted load like 10 gun salute. Cleaned up, some light head and should rub, then candy water and back in the FL sunshine.

100 HHR and laid out 80 each at the start, I was hoping the higher donation would jump us to the FS conversation for say 100-120 each, so I may have gone a little high for double HE. Although, I expect that they may not have jumped into their birthday suits and onto the table so fast with 40 each laying out. IDK. I'll pay 80-100 for a "high mileage" HE; one of my ATF's (Korean spinner now retired) would jump on the table full naked and straddle your hips like CG or spin around 69 pussy in your face for the HE. Mind blowing and bros lined up around the block for that HE experience.

I'm planning to go back latter this week or next week to fuck one, hell maybe both, but one for sure, probably Lisa. Now if we could them on the Orlando 4 hands plan of 80 HR, 160 FS and 100 for second girl! Perhaps BBFS or Greek?? Ok. Now I'm really dreaming. Go give them spin!

This place sounds amazing. Do they have a table shower or is it the wrong county?

[Brasky]

Thanks to Dancer12's review I made a visit to 16X Happy Feet and this one could be a hidden gem! I met 2 nice looking Asian MILF's, Lisa and Nancy, both good attitude, eager to please and play. I thought the gals looked on par for 2nd tier AMP. They're not as hot at Yoko or PT or Palace or Vinca et al, but certainly not old fuglies. Lisa appeared to be the older, looks upper 40's to 50's, with a banging body and Nancy was slightly younger, looks high 30's to 40's, with bigger tits and a softer body type. You can probably add 10 years easy for real ages. LOL. Lisa has a tighter bod, smaller perky tits and shaved kitty. Nancy has more curves with bigger natural tits and giant areola like pepperoni and small Bush. I would not call either of them fatty's, Nancy does have a little rice belly, unless using a strict gym nazi definition of fatty.

Started with short light massage with lots of teasing and groping, including some FIV with Nancy getting her warmed up. They started a slow HJ with me still face down hips raised; one slow stoking and one playing with my balls, then switch and repeat. I was rock hard in no time and ready to flip. After the flip, they both ditched every shred of clothing immediately and were ready to play. I had 4 tits, 2 pussies and 2 asses to play with, I was like a kid in a candy store! After a lot of mutual 3 way groping, sucking tits, FIV and LFK, they got me settled in for the finale. Lisa jumped on the table between my legs, while Nancy came up to my head. I was sucking Nancy's tits and FIV while she played with my balls and Lisa stoked the best HE I've had in a while, variable speed and pressure etc, not the lame AMP jackhammer shit. Someone was playing with my starfish as well. Absolute bliss. The only thing better would have been one riding my cock and one riding my face!! Blasted load like 10 gun salute. Cleaned up, some light head and should rub, then candy water and back in the FL sunshine.

100 HHR and laid out 80 each at the start, I was hoping the higher donation would jump us to the FS conversation for say 100-120 each, so I may have gone a little high for double HE. Although, I expect that they may not have jumped into their birthday suits and onto the table so fast with 40 each laying out. IDK. I'll pay 80-100 for a "high mileage" HE; one of my ATF's (Korean spinner now retired) would jump on the table full naked and straddle your hips like CG or spin around 69 pussy in your face for the HE. Mind blowing and bros lined up around the block for that HE experience.

I'm planning to go back latter this week or next week to fuck one, hell maybe both, but one for sure, probably Lisa. Now if we could them on the Orlando 4 hands plan of 80 HR, 160 FS and 100 for second girl! Perhaps BBFS or Greek?? Ok. Now I'm really dreaming. Go give them spin!

[Tony200]

Went to Apollo beach in my dream last night, older lady mid fifties Michelle I think quick massage topless no lower roaming aloud, BBBJ no cim in mouth, don't think I will dream about her anymore.

[Tampa Monger]

Ole Osaka was a busy joint around 2006.4 gals and a mamasan working. BBBJ and BBFS kinda common. Half hour rate was 60 plus 40!

Rumor had it a nearby strip club dropped a dime on them. One bust later and a little pressure from the city and they got the hint and closed. Never saw any of the gals reappear. Hell they would have to be in there 70's by now. Any one else remember ole Osaka?

I remember it well and miss it a lot. Lipstixx and Osaka were my go-tos. Had some of the best escapades at those places of my entire mongering career.

Osaka "closed" in 2006,18 years ago, so I think 70's is a stretch. Yumi and Tina were definitely in their 30's, possibly even late 20's. (I know Asians. I know they can look younger than their age. But I'm pretty certain about this.) So 40's or 50's now. I guarantee both still look hot. There were a few other ladies that were older and might be pushing 70's, like Anna.

[TremontTeddy]

I visited Osaka on Hillsborough last night near closing time. Was met by Hannah, 40's, ok body, pretty face. Only offered 30 minutes as it was late. Started with shower, then massage. She was soft, massage was ok. Flipped and tits were out, smallish, great nipples. Offered handy, or full service. She asked how much, so here is my inexperience! I went right ahead and offered 120. She looked like, well, ok I'll take it. Too much? Anyway. She immediately strips, hops on the table and puts a cover on while sitting on my face, clean kitty, nice 69. Turns around and rides, bounces, that was ok, flipped and finished missionary. Left me weak kneed. But honestly it's tough on that table. Overall, was good, tipped 20. Total was 200. Probably over paid, but I'd rate a positive experience.

Ole Osaka was a busy joint around 2006.4 gals and a mamasan working. BBBJ and BBFS kinda common. Half hour rate was 60 plus 40!

Rumor had it a nearby strip club dropped a dime on them. One bust later and a little pressure from the city and they got the hint and closed. Never saw any of the gals reappear. Hell they would have to be in there 70's by now. Any one else remember ole Osaka?

[Switchitter]

I visited Osaka on Hillsborough last night near closing time. Was met by Hannah, 40's, ok body, pretty face. Only offered 30 minutes as it was late. Started with shower, then massage. She was soft, massage was ok. Flipped and tits were out, smallish, great nipples. Offered handy, or full service. She asked how much, so here is my inexperience! I went right ahead and offered 120. She looked like, well, ok I'll take it. Too much? Anyway. She immediately strips, hops on the table and puts a cover on while sitting on my face, clean kitty, nice 69. Turns around and rides, bounces, that was ok, flipped and finished missionary. Left me weak kneed. But honestly it's tough on that table. Overall, was good, tipped 20. Total was 200. Probably over paid, but I'd rate a positive experience.

[OldFag]

These are the closest to my location and easiest for me to get to which one would be best.

The studio or palace Massage or luxury lotus or Q massage.

[Tito 2320]

Anywhere that Latin girls are?

[RodPlay]

No such thing as early 20's in this area. That's a unicorn reserved for Orlando clientele.

Yeah, and even over there, it is (was) very rare. Years ago (10-15) when orange was at the old location, they had some great talent. I miss those days.

[RonaldD1980]

What is the latest on the Crystal Spa on Kennedy?

Not that long ago they had some beautiful ladies and regular pricing but my last visit a few months ago has made me stay away. Cute girl but major attitude so I decided I was not paying for attitude no matter how good she looked and I left.

Anyone been there lately? Did they change ownership? Any intel?

Thanks In Advance!

[SlackAction]

I can say from experience, good luck. The closest place you MIGHT find a place with those parameters would be in Orlando.

No such thing as early 20's in this area. That's a unicorn reserved for Orlando clientele.