Massage Parlor Reports

[Geolis]

Did I read that right? You pais 170 up front and tipped an additional 160? You have got to be kidding. Bill Ho.

70 for the hr, 60 for the tip. Still too much!

[PuffDaty]

Did I read that right? You pais 170 up front and tipped an additional 160? You have got to be kidding. Bill Ho.

Bill, I'm pretty sure he meant $70 and $60. Which is still way too much for a crappy experience.

[Bill Ho]

Did I read that right? You pais 170 up front and tipped an additional 160? You have got to be kidding. Bill Ho.

Was in Tampa, so I thought I'd check this one out. In a fairly nice area. Was meet inside the door by cute, young Chinese girl (Tutu, really! Probably no more than 25. She asked for $7 upfront for 1 hour and then brought me to a room to sit for 5 minutes, I assumed she had to finish with another. The 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes and right when I was thinking about leaving (don't like waiting long) she came back in and took me to another room. Asked about shower and I said, "of course. " Shower was pretty good, as she got into all the nooks and crannies and clean very well. Massage was pretty good 6/10, as I like it hard. She is strong for such a little girl and gets on the table quite a bit to provide more push. I enjoyed feeling her smooth legs against me in the interim. Then it began to go south. At least 3 more clients walked in and she had to attend to each one of them at the front. There was another girl there, but not sure what she was doing. They would also converse loudly to one another from the room to the hallway and it annoyed the hell out of me. Then the other began a session in the room next to me and they continued their conversation. I could hear all that was going on in the other room. Very distracting and I Lost all sense of relaxation and anything else I had going on. She would apologize each time, but not enough. Teased well though and on the flip I lifted her shirt and dropped her shorts. Nice sexy red bra that hid PERFECT firm, young tits, probably good be's. Matching panties that were nice as well. Roamed as much as I could and then another walked in and she left once again. Came back and wanted to rush me through the HE, which at that point, I was ready to go. She did not take the shirt and shorts off then either. I was done and couldn't even blow. Still tipped her $6, for some stupid reason and was on my way. She apologized and said next time I get 2 girls for my HE. Not sure I'd go back. Maybe at a time when they are not so busy. And, only because she was pretty hot.

[AidsIsOverated]

Really spooking looking parking lot on the SIDE OF THE BUILDING where you pull right up to front door. Really threatening set-up I say. .

[AidsIsOverated]

I was going to check out Pacific but Johnny Law was staked out in the parking lot so I made my way over to Royal on Dale Mabry and Waters. Parking is behind the building in a field so I'm not sure I'd feel safe at night. Was greeted by Jenny very enthusiastically, paid the standard house fee and everything proceeded pretty normally (nice table shower, I like when you actually get scrubbed and cleaned not just lathered and rinsed), Jenny is an attractive 30 ish with soft skin and nice boobs. Standard rub with some nice back walking, not a lot of teasing but when I glanced up she already had her shirt lifted and giggled when I noticed. Once the flip occurred she just asked if I wanted everything and her clothes came flying off. She applied the cover with her mouth then we settled in for some fun. CG, mish and doggie. She used a bit too much lube for my liking but her enthusiasm was so refreshing and fun. Tipped her $. 2 and she made me promise to come see her again.

Two blocks east near 15th is highest criminal activity in town I know I scan drug busts mug shots daily and TPD calls for service sometimes when I pull a caper But yes as I pulled out my first visit this week I noticed him across the street.

My naturally programmed street instincts alerted me but only for a glance as LEO no matter what time of night or area of town I'm in I drive my car intentionally with an attitude ' make my day if you're dumb enough". Example are situations like coming back home at 4 AM I come up on one I intentionally speed by but only say 5 over the limit and give him looks like 'you got shit on me". So my next rational thought based on my extensive knowledge of the big picture is what if I'm a popo covering that shit hole of an area pissed to high heaven with my detail am I going to park my ass?

I sure as shit don't want to park and the same old crack hotels lining up that street it just means I have lest response time for my next highly risky bullshit call highly random expectations so yes the best spot to hang is a nice, quiet, mostly empty AMP parking lot where like the same place I eats my greasy nasty wings for free maybe mama give me some youngun to rub my good too whilst I sat mah ass down killing time.

I just don't make a connection given context of the macro picture. To say so without further investigation is highly myopic and possibly deny this fine establishment revenue for what-an impulsive judgment call?

I saw popo across street and my street sense even alerted me he may be checking me out THAT"S HIS JOB! That poor sucker has the worst job in the city he's trying to bust out of. If anything he was doing poor little mama a favor keeping her place clean from very serious criminals that swoop that area from all parts of the country because I noticed the poor woman ha sno spy cams on her building she would be highly susceptible to a robbery. Joe prooly gets free shit too for hanging there. Last place popo would suspect a drug deal is inside a place where it costs. 68/. 80 to enter.

He may have just averted something he saw in the parking lot. Police work best left to those trained with eye for detail.

[BadBoyTpa]

Visited Yumi today at Pacific. X 2 or 3! Great massage and ending. I would definitely repeat.

Standard entry fee and tip.

Be safe.

[Geolis]

Was in Tampa, so I thought I'd check this one out. In a fairly nice area. Was meet inside the door by cute, young Chinese girl (Tutu, really! Probably no more than 25. She asked for $7 upfront for 1 hour and then brought me to a room to sit for 5 minutes, I assumed she had to finish with another. The 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes and right when I was thinking about leaving (don't like waiting long) she came back in and took me to another room. Asked about shower and I said, "of course. " Shower was pretty good, as she got into all the nooks and crannies and clean very well. Massage was pretty good 6/10, as I like it hard. She is strong for such a little girl and gets on the table quite a bit to provide more push. I enjoyed feeling her smooth legs against me in the interim. Then it began to go south. At least 3 more clients walked in and she had to attend to each one of them at the front. There was another girl there, but not sure what she was doing. They would also converse loudly to one another from the room to the hallway and it annoyed the hell out of me. Then the other began a session in the room next to me and they continued their conversation. I could hear all that was going on in the other room. Very distracting and I Lost all sense of relaxation and anything else I had going on. She would apologize each time, but not enough. Teased well though and on the flip I lifted her shirt and dropped her shorts. Nice sexy red bra that hid PERFECT firm, young tits, probably good be's. Matching panties that were nice as well. Roamed as much as I could and then another walked in and she left once again. Came back and wanted to rush me through the HE, which at that point, I was ready to go. She did not take the shirt and shorts off then either. I was done and couldn't even blow. Still tipped her $6, for some stupid reason and was on my way. She apologized and said next time I get 2 girls for my HE. Not sure I'd go back. Maybe at a time when they are not so busy. And, only because she was pretty hot.

[Member #5230]

I was going to check out Pacific but Johnny Law was staked out in the parking lot so I made my way over to Royal on Dale Mabry and Waters. Parking is behind the building in a field so I'm not sure I'd feel safe at night. Was greeted by Jenny very enthusiastically, paid the standard house fee and everything proceeded pretty normally (nice table shower, I like when you actually get scrubbed and cleaned not just lathered and rinsed), Jenny is an attractive 30 ish with soft skin and nice boobs. Standard rub with some nice back walking, not a lot of teasing but when I glanced up she already had her shirt lifted and giggled when I noticed. Once the flip occurred she just asked if I wanted everything and her clothes came flying off. She applied the cover with her mouth then we settled in for some fun. CG, mish and doggie. She used a bit too much lube for my liking but her enthusiasm was so refreshing and fun. Tipped her $. 2 and she made me promise to come see her again.

[Karwow]

I went to see her as well after this conversation came up. She was booked but I got a half hour with her anyways. She asked if I would be reviewing her so I naturally told her no. Suffice it to say she is exactly as they say she is and allows a good amount of roaming. Very nice for the price.

I was in there the full hour, about 10 minutes of that was the table shower, about 10 minutes for the build up and HE the rest was the very deep and strong massage that AIO has talked about, so a good 40 minutes of her working your body to complete relaxation, and she can do it as hard as you can take it.

[BigPapiTampa]

How long was the actual massage? I've been trying to get a good massage with an ending for months and have had no luck! It seems like most AMPs give you the terrible 10 min massage then onto the flip. I understand that's what most of the patrons want anyway. I went to Sheila in St. Pete hoping for a good massage. She is a nut that doesn't know when to shut up. I will not repeat. Her massage skills are 5/10. The effort wasn't there and she just had a weird ass vibe. The finish was decent but she had my legs in a very awkward position where I was basically straddling her as she sat on the massage table. I think my right leg fell asleep!

Stay safe, SO.

I was in there the full hour, about 10 minutes of that was the table shower, about 10 minutes for the build up and HE the rest was the very deep and strong massage that AIO has talked about, so a good 40 minutes of her working your body to complete relaxation, and she can do it as hard as you can take it.

[AidsIsOverated]

How long was the actual massage? I've been trying to get a good massage with an ending for months and have had no luck! It seems like most AMPs give you the terrible 10 min massage then onto the flip. I understand that's what most of the patrons want anyway. I went to Sheila in St. Pete hoping for a good massage. She is a nut that doesn't know when to shut up. I will not repeat. Her massage skills are 5/10. The effort wasn't there and she just had a weird ass vibe. The finish was decent but she had my legs in a very awkward position where I was basically straddling her as she sat on the massage table. I think my right leg fell asleep!

Stay safe, SO.

Her torso is thick but you don't notice it because she is shaped and still maintains a sexy body, legs, ass to my liking. Honestly she feels like she lifted weights her torso is so muscular I noticed at the end when I hugged her she is very strong, lotta muscle but that and her strong hands means she has that much more control over what she's doing meaning she doesn't have to scam her way through the massage, that is her thing there is no denying it. So with that you feel the full effects but with her I'm guessing on her end it feels like she tapping keys on a piano because she is tougher than you all around tougher. You feel this control on you so she really isn't working hard for herself its her Zen flow thing after years of doing it right. Its not like most these other delicate long slender fingered posers on most others that naturally going to tire easily.

[StrideOrbit]

... I usually don't repeat, but I probably will this one as I left with a great massage and a very happy junior. Happy Hunting.

How long was the actual massage? I've been trying to get a good massage with an ending for months and have had no luck! It seems like most AMPs give you the terrible 10 min massage then onto the flip. I understand that's what most of the patrons want anyway. I went to Sheila in St. Pete hoping for a good massage. She is a nut that doesn't know when to shut up. I will not repeat. Her massage skills are 5/10. The effort wasn't there and she just had a weird ass vibe. The finish was decent but she had my legs in a very awkward position where I was basically straddling her as she sat on the massage table. I think my right leg fell asleep!

Stay safe, SO.

[AidsIsOverated]

Last Friday was feeling the need for a AMP, and not being the kind to repeat often decided to try out Pacific Spa on E Hillsborough. Mama-san greeted me behind the window with a smile and quoted standard. 8 for 1 hour. Led me back to the room, and pointed out they had just recently opened and everything was brand new, which it was new and clean. She left after asking me to get undressed and in came Yumi (pronounced You Me), early 30's, nice legs and attractive. Led me back to table shower where she paid extra attention to my ass, and the table shower flip paid MUCH attention to the boys and junior to the point where I almost blew right then. She could feel it and backed off. Stood me up drying me from head to toe getting on her knees in the table shower room rubbing her hair and face on my cock and smiling huge up at me. Led me back to the room and here is where the surprise came, bar none the best massage I have gotten. Deep tissue and very through. I can take it very hard and actually had to have this little woman back off a little. Every vertebrate was popped and I was so freaking relaxed. She then went to a cream massage which had no smell but was a nice follow up. This was much more sensual again paying ALOT of attention to my ass. She had me pull my hips up and played with the boys and jerked me off from behind. Then comes the flip. Straight attention to junior, slow and sensuous HJ she pulled her shirt and bra up and started tit fucking me, then jerked me to completion on her chest. (now all this without mentioning a tip) Helped me get dressed, I tipped. 4 which she smiled huge at and said see you soon. I usually don't repeat, but I probably will this one as I left with a great massage and a very happy junior. Happy Hunting.

Been wanting to go get one after I had a beef with Orange and won't go back what was the use of being a VIP if when I bitched about my last experience I had with (hate to name names I'm forgetful and it was in February) Jennifer the real young petite spinner with great boobs shorted me on time prolly cause I was last one near closing so anyway I fully agree with Papi's review she is the best masseuse ever real pro like I'm telling her she reads my mind through my body she goes right to the spot. To me she should have been a doctor its that good.

I actually been wanting to get acupuncture just to reset the chi in my body. She did better than that quack medicine she is so for real and highly competitive in fact what I saw today I consider her destructive technology in my book. This is why I love doing business with Koreans they know value. Like her looks very much too. I vouch for everything Papi said.

You wrote an exacting detailed review Papi thanks. Can't add to it but will be visiting there often.

[BigPapiTampa]

Last Friday was feeling the need for a AMP, and not being the kind to repeat often decided to try out Pacific Spa on E Hillsborough. Mama-san greeted me behind the window with a smile and quoted standard. 8 for 1 hour. Led me back to the room, and pointed out they had just recently opened and everything was brand new, which it was new and clean. She left after asking me to get undressed and in came Yumi (pronounced You Me), early 30's, nice legs and attractive. Led me back to table shower where she paid extra attention to my ass, and the table shower flip paid MUCH attention to the boys and junior to the point where I almost blew right then. She could feel it and backed off. Stood me up drying me from head to toe getting on her knees in the table shower room rubbing her hair and face on my cock and smiling huge up at me. Led me back to the room and here is where the surprise came, bar none the best massage I have gotten. Deep tissue and very through. I can take it very hard and actually had to have this little woman back off a little. Every vertebrate was popped and I was so freaking relaxed. She then went to a cream massage which had no smell but was a nice follow up. This was much more sensual again paying ALOT of attention to my ass. She had me pull my hips up and played with the boys and jerked me off from behind. Then comes the flip. Straight attention to junior, slow and sensuous HJ she pulled her shirt and bra up and started tit fucking me, then jerked me to completion on her chest. (now all this without mentioning a tip) Helped me get dressed, I tipped. 4 which she smiled huge at and said see you soon. I usually don't repeat, but I probably will this one as I left with a great massage and a very happy junior. Happy Hunting.

[NoJokers]

I am really bad about not coming here to write reviews. So trying to remedy that. .

Was in Tampa for work yesterday and wanted some relaxation after a long day before headig back to Orlando.

Stopped by Orange, but was told there was at least a 20 minute wait. So, I went to Yoshiko instead. $ 8 door / hr. Got Suchi (I think that is what she said) who was maybe late 20's and a 7 in looks. Table shower was great and the massage wasn't too bad. On the flipp, FS was on the table for $2 but I didn't have that much. Got CBJ for $1. 2. Would have loved BBBJ, but I have never had much luck finding that. She got nude and had great see breasts, but was pretty resistant to getting into any kind of position that would let me roam.

Probably won't repeat.

They tried to go $ on me too. Told her Soda told me it was $ 6. See said ok done deal.